Konoha: The thirty-year-old Uchiha is not motivated

"Why is business so bad?"

The girl next door with pigtails neatly stacked a box of yellow fruits, then raised her head and looked at the deserted door. The girl named Uchiha Mieko frowned in frustration.

Their fruits are all qualified products from regular channels, especially lemons, which are widely praised and have several regular customers who come to purchase them regularly.

But recently, for some unknown reason, the store's business has plummeted. Neighbors who used to frequent it deliberately walked around the store, and some elderly ladies pointed at her in groups. The girl was confused.

"Did someone eat my fruit and spoil it?"

At this point, Uchiha Mieko would rather suspect that there was a problem with her product than suspect that someone was causing trouble.

Just when the girl was frowning, a swaying figure stopped at the door of her store. When Mieko saw a customer coming, her delicate little face immediately put on a formulaic smile, and she did a classic 90° The quintessence of Chinese culture, with a sweet voice unique to girls of this age group.

"Welcome, what do you need?"

However, before the bent girl lifted her head, the familiar pair of beanie shoes came into view, allowing Mieko to recognize the identity of her guest.

Mieko straightened up, the formulaic smile on her face turned into a bright smile with warmth, her black eyes revealed innocence, and her tone of voice was also very familiar,

"Sama Izuna, are you here to buy lemons again?"

Uchiha Izuna, who was wearing a classic suit, saw the girl's smile, and his body stiffened subconsciously for a second, and then returned to his previous careless appearance, shaking his head and saying,

"I'm just wandering~"

Somewhat awkwardly, he moved the wallet on his right side to his left armpit. Uchiha Izuna wiped his nose, his unfocused eyes still daring not to look at the girl.

"That's it"

Hearing this, a look of disappointment flashed across Miezi's face. She thought she could open the business and recover some losses. Looking at this, today's turnover will fall to zero.

"Tsk, it's just a walk anyway, give me ten pounds of lemons."

Uchiha Izuna caught a glimpse of the girl's fleeting loss from the corner of his eyes, and then he took out a large denomination of banknotes from his black wallet and handed it over, but his eyes were always looking at the sky and the ground, but he didn't look overflowing in front of him. Mieko has a youthful atmosphere.

"Please wait!"

The girl who took the money jumped three feet high in excitement. Her charming look made the two Uchiha Gin who were hiding not far away and peeping couldn't help but marvel.

"It turns out that my little cousin likes this one. No wonder he doesn't even look at the negative guys in the family~"

"But Izuna doesn't even notice this!"

Looking at his brother's evasive eyes, Uchiha Madara, squatting beside him, raised objections.

"You deserve to be single for the rest of your life."

Uchiha Gin was so angry that he wanted to give Madara Uchiha next to him a violent shudder.

I didn't notice Izuna's yelling, but I took it to heart!

"Ouch."

"Shut up! Watch quietly."

Interrupting Uchiha Madara's chanting, Uchiha Gin continued to peek.

"Master Izuna, your lemon!"

When the weighed lemons were delivered to Uchiha Izuna, the smile on the girl's face continued. Uchiha Izuna was her family's biggest lemon customer, and she basically came to purchase them every one or two days.

But with such a large amount of lemons, I don't know what Uchiha Izuna will use them for.

"Master Izuna, can you finish these lemons by yourself?"

Unable to suppress the curiosity in her heart, Uchiha Mieko tilted her little head in confusion and asked softly.

"I don't eat lemons, I'm giving them away."

Uchiha Izuna shook his head to cover up the anxiety in his heart.

"Giving it away?"

Who needs to eat such lemons without fear of becoming lemon essence?

"Yes, my cousin likes lemons best."

Although Uchiha Izuna approached the girl in the name of buying fruit, his cousin really liked lemons, and he never refused every time he gave them to him.

"Look, Uchiha Izuna is here to see that little girl again."

Uchiha Gin and his group were not the only ones who were also peeping. Not far behind them, there were a few aunties eating melon seeds. After Uchiha Izuna appeared, they never took their eyes away from the fruit shop.

"Crack! Oops, that girl Mieko is only fourteen years old this year, and Uchiha Izuna is actually..."

Hearing that someone actually dared to make up his younger brother, Uchiha Madara, who was squatting in the corner, turned dark, and cast a very unkind gaze on the gossiping aunts behind him, preparing to punish these talkative women afterwards.

"Shh~ keep your voice down, Izuna-sama is the clan leader's younger brother. Poor Mieko will probably become their brother's plaything before long."

However, the next words of one of the aunts made Uchiha Madara speechless. No matter how she made it up, she also dragged him into it. Unexpectedly, she was about to stand up and teach him on the spot, but was hugged by Uchiha Gin on the side. live,

"Just take it as a joke and don't take it seriously."

Uchiha Gin suppressed laughter and warned with a red face.

"Not only that! There is also his cousin. It is said that he lost his job some time ago and is now idle all day long. According to reliable gossip, the curly hair has also occupied the mother and daughter of the cold drink shop in the village. They are worse than animals!"

"Bang bang!"

The sound of sanity breaking down.

"Calm down! Cousin! You must calm down!"

The roles were reversed, Uchiha Madara firmly suppressed Uchiha Gin who was about to go berserk, and he kept discouraging him with some secret satisfaction.

"Okay, I'm going to continue walking~"

Feeling like a naughty kitten had been locked up in his heart, Uchiha Izuna felt that if he stayed with the girl for one more second, he would die of a high heart rate, so he immediately picked up the lemon and turned to leave.

"It's time to leave."

Unexpectedly, the only guest would leave so soon. The girl pouted her lips in disappointment, circling her two little hands nervously, with a faint look of pleading in her eyes.

"What happened?"

Keenly aware that Mieko seemed to have something to say, Uchiha Izuna took a deep breath and asked, seemingly unintentionally but actually intentionally,

"No~ It's just that the business in the store has not been very good recently. I would like to ask Mr. Sennai to help me ask if there is something wrong with our fruits."

Uchiha Mieko pursed her lips nervously, and finally mustered up the courage to pour out everything that was on her mind.

"Is this happening?"

Hearing this, Uchiha Izuna frowned, stopped shaking his head, and a few strands of unsuppressed momentum escaped from his body.

Someone dares to destroy Mieko's business. He deserves death!

It must have been Senju Tobirama's doing!

"I'm not sure, maybe it's because everyone's business has been bad recently."

Captured by the aura exuded by Uchiha Izuna, the girl immediately froze on the spot and quickly and carefully explained,

"It's okay. I still have some weight in my words in the clan. I'll ask you questions when I get back."

Seeing Mieko's face turned pale, Uchiha Izuna, who was belatedly aware of it, immediately lost his momentum, patted his chest and reassured the girl,

"Thank you so much! Master Izuna, you are a good person~"

The girl who received the promise bowed deeply to Uchiha Izuna,

"It's a trivial matter~"

I talked to Mieko more today than I had in the previous period combined. Uchiha Izuna, who was very pleased with her heart, said goodbye to the girl and left without acknowledging her relatives.

"Did you see it?"

When his little cousin's back disappeared at the corner of the street, Uchiha Gin slowly stood up, patted Uchiha Madara's shoulder next to him, and asked aloud,

"It's nothing. Isn't it just Quan Na buying fruits?"

Although he was very confused about his brother's avant-garde clothing and weird behavior, after all, Izuna was already an adult, and Uchiha Madara couldn't say much.

But if Madara Uchiha knows who taught him how to dress, he will make the culprit pay the price!

"idiot!"

Everyone is so flattering, but you are still buying equipment here.

"Let's go and find the person involved!"

Shaking his head, Uchiha Gin led Uchiha Madara in the direction where his little cousin left.

"Today is a good day~"

Uchiha Izuna, who was humming a little tune, became more and more proficient in his strolling posture. If it were someone who didn't know him, he would definitely identify him as a real wanderer at a glance.

Just when Uchiha Izuna was reminiscing about the exchange with Mieko, a big hand quietly patted his shoulder, which made him tremble and almost urinate.

As we all know, Uchiha Madara's family has problems with their behind-the-scenes judgment, and they lack any defense against sudden attacks from behind.

"Who is it? Don't you know where I am from? My brother is going to be the Hokage's man... uh?"

Uchiha Izuna, who had his virginity fantasy interrupted, turned around angrily, ready to teach the offending person behind him a lesson.

But after seeing two familiar figures staring directly at him, Uchiha Izuna was immediately frightened and put on a smile called "pleasant" on his face.

"What a coincidence. Isn't this big brother also out for a walk?"

The spirited Uchiha guy stood at attention on the spot, but it just matched his outfit, which made him look very funny.

"You kid, dressing up like this and showing off is really a disgrace to the family's reputation!"

As worthy of being the leader of the clan, Uchiha Madara immediately took the lead as soon as he opened his mouth, and directly slapped a big label that was insulting to the family.

"No! It's unfair!"

Hearing this, Uchiha Izuna scratched his head anxiously on the spot.

"You still dare to quibble, where did you learn this outfit? Why don't you recruit me quickly!"

Madara Uchiha looked at his younger brother's spiritual suit with unkind eyes. Upon closer inspection, he actually felt that it had a bit of a flavor, but he kept it secret for the time being, acting like a businessman.

Uchiha Gin on the side couldn't help but marveled. His eldest cousin spoke clearly and clearly. It seemed that he could indeed learn a lot as an intern in the Hokage's office.

"Ah! Cousin, please explain to me. Isn't this outfit your recommendation?"

"ha?"

Uchiha Gin, who was watching the excitement, was immediately confused. He looked up and down at Uchiha Izuna's avant-garde spiritual outfit, with a strange look in his eyes.

It seems like this is indeed the case, right?

"Don't talk nonsense. Don't rely on your elder cousin's favor to do whatever you want!"

After listening to Izuna's defense, Uchiha Madara sneered. He didn't believe that this matter had anything to do with Uchiha Gin.

"Ahem. Let's not talk about the outfit for now. What's important now is Quan Nai's personal issues."

Uchiha Gin, who knew he was in the wrong, coughed twice and dismissed the topic, then turned his gaze to Uchiha Izuna, who was cowering, and said seriously,

"Personal problem? His behavior that insults the family is the biggest personal problem!"

Uchiha Madara was still unwilling to give up. Even Uchiha Gin's intercession would not help. He had to ask the source of his outfit today so that he could order it privately.

"Cousin, I don't understand what you are talking about~"

Being stared at by Uchiha Gin's teasing eyes, he felt uncomfortable all over. Uchiha Izuna turned his head away and pretended not to know anything.

"Hmph~ You're still pretending to be stupid. Your story has been widely spread in the clan. Do you still think you're pretending well?"

After hitting Uchiha Sumi's head, Uchiha Gin revealed the recent scandal in the eyes of the other party's puzzled eyes,

Uchiha Senna, the second head of the Uchiha clan, relied on some power to try to occupy the daughter of the Uchiha fruit shop, causing complaints from the neighbors.

"ha?"

Uchiha Madara's performance was even more intense than that of Uchiha Izuna. He stared at Madoka with two eyes, and his mouth opened wide in surprise, enough to stuff three lemons.

"I didn't! I'm not! Don't talk nonsense!"

Unexpectedly, what happened to him would become known to everyone. The client who was kept in the dark immediately jumped up and complained loudly with a red face,

"Oh? So the rumors are false? Then we will issue an announcement when we get back and help you clear your case."

"Qiu Bean Sack! It's not all fake."

Upon hearing that Uchiha Gin was going to make this moment public, Uchiha Izuna's expression became a little twitchy, his voice lost the toughness before, and his eyes did not dare to look directly into the righteous eyes of his elder brother.

"Izuna, this is a crime!"

At this point, no matter how slow Uchiha Madara was, he could probably guess what his brother was thinking, and then he closed his open mouth, frowned into a "Chuan" character, and warned sadly,

Calculating his age, his younger brother will soon be thirty years old, and the little girl in the fruit shop is probably only half of Izuna's age. If he really takes action against the little girl, Uchiha Izuna's life will really be more and more promising. .

"I don't have that kind of intention, I just want to"

Seeing his elder brother's misunderstanding, Uchiha Izuna quickly shook his head like a rattle. He had never thought of having negative distance contact with Uchiha Mieko at this stage.

"Don't even think about it!"

As the deputy leader of the Uchiha clan, he actually has thoughts about a young girl, even just fantasizing about it.

"Brother!"

Uchiha Izuna, whose eyes were red with anxiety, uncontrollably burst out with a fierce aura, and faced off against the aggressive Uchiha Madara.

"You still don't know how to repent!"

Unexpectedly, his younger brother, who had always obeyed him, turned against him over a woman. Uchiha Madara felt heartbroken.

He really couldn't figure out what was so good about a woman that it was worth doing this for her.

Uchiha Gin, who was worried that the situation would escalate, silently separated the two, looked at the passers-by pointing around, and said,

"You two, please be patient. This is not the place to talk. If you have any questions, we can go home first."

After that, he pulled the two of them towards the direction of the clan leader's mansion.

Along the way, Uchiha Izuna didn't say a word to Uchiha Madara. Both of them were holding back their energy, feeling that they had done nothing wrong.

When they returned to the patriarch's mansion, Uchiha Yinping retired and the three of them sat around the table. He, the eldest brother, spoke first.

"Quenna, please apologize to your elder brother first."

Just now on the street, Uchiha Izunana contradicted Uchiha Madara for the first time in his life. In the current situation where seniority and inferiority are orderly, this is undoubtedly an act against Tiangang, so Uchiha Gin first asked the youngest Xiaobiao to Brother apologizes.

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't be so quiet to my eldest brother."

Uchiha Izuna, who calmed down, lowered his head and said to Uchiha Madara, who looked gloomy,

"Hmph~ I didn't know that just now, so I thought you were the Hokage!"

Seeing his brother's sincere attitude in admitting his mistake, Uchiha Madara's anger was almost gone. However, the Uchiha clan's mouth was as if they had eaten three kilograms of nail palace, and they were so arrogant that it was scary.

"Okay, okay, now let's focus on the little cousin's problem~"

Uchiha Gin couldn't see how tired he was, and immediately waved his hand to stop Uchiha Madara from continuing to be arrogant.

"Quenna, don't blame your brother for his sharp words. That girl's age is indeed a bit too harsh."

After calming down the two people's emotions, Uchiha Gin spoke first,

"I can wait!"

Unexpectedly, he was still a Guang Genji.

"No, I saw your spell-casting materials before. They were all mature types. How come they changed in reality?"

Uchiha Gin, who couldn't guess what his little cousin liked, recalled Uchiha Izuna's previous inventory, and immediately asked doubtfully,

"!!!"

"Don't be surprised, all your spell-casting materials are all in my hands."

Seeing the shocked expression of his little cousin, Uchiha Gin shook his head slightly and told Uchiha Izuna this secret that had been hidden for many years.

That's right, Uchiha Izuna's spell-casting materials all come from Uchiha Jiro, and all the little emperor uncles collected by Jiro Uchiha Gin were eliminated by Uchiha Gin, so he can clearly know the names of those little emperor uncles. Specific content.

The exposure of sexual fetishes is even more shameful than the exposure of physical fetishes.

Uchiha Izuna, who was all red, stretched out his hand tremblingly and pointed at Uchiha Gin. He was speechless for a long time.

"you"

"Tell me the truth~"

"Huh is the feeling of heartbeat."

Uchiha Izuna, who felt that she had been completely stripped, simply stopped being secretive and followed her heart openly.

"Look, if I don't beat you to death, you actually have such thoughts about a little girl, give birth! Give birth~"

Seeing that Uchiha Sumi confessed openly, Uchiha Madara angrily picked up a stool and wanted to kill the family, but was stopped by Uchiha Gin, who had sharp eyes and quick hands.

"Mieko is already fourteen years old. If she had been here before, she would have gotten married a long time ago!"

In order to defend his love, Uchiha Izuna decided to fight to the end and took out the old almanac of the Warring States Period to prove the legality of his actions.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, little cousin, do you think you are speaking in human language?"

Uchiha Gin shook his head and said,

"Then was then, and the present is now."

Yes, after the establishment of Konoha, Senju Hashirama promulgated many bills one after another in the first year, including detailed rules on marriage issues between men and women.

It clearly states that women who want to get married must wait until they are at least sixteen years old, so according to the current law, my little cousin is fully qualified to enjoy prison food.

"I know you're in a hurry, but don't worry yet."

"I'm not in a hurry, my eldest brother was in a hurry first!"

"Would you like to say it again?"

"Do you really like that Mieko?"

Scratching his face, Uchiha Gin confirmed again,

"That's right, I won't marry unless she is her!"

The little cousin, who was completely carried away by love, was confused.

"Then she likes you and wants to marry you?"

Uchiha Gin threw out Soul Torture,

"this"

"Then let me ask you again, does she know that you like her and want to marry her?"

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A series of questions directly silenced Uchiha Izumaki. After holding it in for a long time, except for his old face turning red, he managed not to fart.

"Haha, it turns out to be unrequited love~"

It can be said that Uchiha Madara found the spray point, and immediately started to become angry.

You are the last person to ridicule others. After all, my little cousin is thinking about a woman, but you are better off thinking about a stupid person.

"I'm still in contact~"

Recalling Uchiha Mieko's bright smile, Uchiha Izuna felt as if she had been given a shot of blood, squeezing her neck and defending,

"I believe that with my charm, I can win in minutes!"

After saying that, Uchiha Izuna made a move to lift his hair, but with his spirited boy's suit, Uchiha Gin could not feel the charm of cheerful Sasuke.

It’s too sugary. Get my insulin quickly!

"Huh~ As long as you don't use despicable means, I can support you in this matter."

After checking his blood sugar level, Uchiha Gin looked at his younger brother's handsome face full of determination, sighed, and nodded slowly.

"Ah? Cousin, no!"

Just as he was about to see how Uchiha Gin punished Uchiha Senna's cousin, he stood up in shock. In the blink of an eye, he put on his scarlet Sharingan and looked at his cousin up and down, for fear that he was someone else pretending to be him. .

"Elder cousin, as long as Quan Nai doesn't do anything extraordinary, it will be a blessing for our family if he can catch that girl."

"How do you say this?"

Unexpectedly, the topic suddenly escalated. Uchiha Madara frowned. He really couldn't figure out how Izuna's copper smelting could be a blessing to the family?

"It's a long story."

With a bit of sadness on his face, Uchiha Gin raised his head, as if he was remembering something, and after a few breaths, he slowly spoke,

"Before my death, my uncle once specifically asked me to pay attention to the life-long events of the two of you."

When mentioning their father, the two brothers who were tit-for-tat just now showed a sad look. Uchiha Gin looked at the two of them, glanced at Uchiha Madara, and then said,

"It's been so many years, cousin, I won't talk about it for now~"

Now that my little cousin is able to be sexually interested in normal women, it all depends on Uchiha Gin's strategizing and planning in advance.

If all the children were born, Nantong would not be allowed to swim over from the Land of Waves in the middle of the night to give him a big fight.

"My little cousin can now like someone, and it's a woman. Even if he's a little younger, it doesn't matter. Like he said, this can all wait."

Most girls will eventually grow up to be excellent women, but they can’t be stupid~ (End of this chapter)