Konoha’s Bully Ninja Cat
Chapter 153: I'll punch you in the chest
Tsunade is a wise man.
The deception now will become the bad result of suffering an iron fist later, so Qianming decided to confess. That's right, I am "Qianming" and "Extraordinary Junin" in your mouth.
But it has to pretend not to know: "Meow~ You actually know my name?"
"Come on, sit down and talk with me."
Tsunade smiles very beautifully, but the more beautiful and moving, the more frightening it is. This is what a female character in a novel in Qianming's previous life said. I didn't know what it meant before, but at this time, Tsunade staged a live version for it. .
This is "the more beautiful the more deceitful" - if it weren't for that novel, how could she appear here.
Qianming had no choice but to pretend to be calm and walk to her side and sit down. Tsunade's hand that smashed the tumbler gently "rubbed" on the cat, seemingly soft, but full of aura.
Kakashi kept his eyes fixed and tried not to watch this scene, because he was afraid of laughing out loud...
Black-hearted cat, you have today too!
"Qianming, let me ask you, did you know that Zilai also wrote a book?"
Tsunade smiled brightly.
"I know meow~"
Qian Ming squatted calmly, and repeated the belly draft he had already thought about, "But I only told a story, that was what I heard from another cat, saying that a girl from a big family went out to take a bath, but she was let go by one of them. When the cow boy saw it, he..."
It changed the Cowherd and Weaver Girl through a little magic, almost in line with the situation of Jiraiya's novels.
"Any more?"
"No meow."
"Why did you tell Zi Lai this story?"
Tsunade nodded lightly, that warm smile with biting indifference, the cat's heart beat faster just now, so the cat still lied.
As a medical expert, this is not difficult for her.
Qian Ming deliberately paused and didn't speak. After several seconds, he said, "Meow~ can you not say anything?"
"No, unless you want to be that."
Tsunade pointed at the tumbler who was still stalking the ground like a scallion. No need to guess now, Kakashi and Obito also understood what happened.
Qianming and Jiraiya collaborated to write a book, but the book somehow aroused the anger of Tsunade Hime, and Tsunade came back specially to take revenge.
In Kakashi's heart, he secretly waxed the black-hearted cat and spit incense. A black-hearted cat like this is not worthy of sympathy for being taught or beaten.
As for the soil...
"Why don't you tell me, there must be a problem."
"Meow~"
Qianming glanced at Obito, then felt the demon's hand on his body again, and said cowardly, "This involves a little secret that Mr. Jiraiya is not very honorable, meow."
"Oh??"
The black cat felt that the hand on his body was one or two points heavier.
Tsunade lowered his head, pressed it with one hand, and looked at Qianming with very sharp eyes, and said in a low voice, "Tell me, I'll listen."
"Okay, one night for a walk, I found that Lord Jiraiya had left the camp for some reason, so I followed him out of curiosity, and then I heard his wretched laughter, so I went over to look out of curiosity..."
Speaking of this, the black cat looked up at Tsunade carefully.
"Um?"
I have to say that her face is really good-looking, and her body is very fragrant. Aside from gambling and violence, Tsunade is indeed a very attractive woman, and it is no wonder that Jiraiya has been thinking about her for most of her life.
But now, it can only say...
I'm sorry, Jiraiya!
The catastrophe is imminent, and it has no choice but to sell a wave to save lives. As for the outcome of Jiraiya, this is not the scope of its consideration.
Anyway, with Tsunade as the prototype, that's what Jiraiya really meant, and it's still preventing it.
"Lord Jiraiya is facing the river, laughing slyly and writing something, and that kind of thing is just... unsightly meow! But soon I was exposed, and Lord Jiraiya used the technique of messing up the lion's hair to tie me up. Live in the river and almost get killed meow."
Qianming said this because he was genuinely afraid - part of the fear at the time, and another part of the fear of Tsunade who was in a state of rage.
The angry woman really can't reason.
"The truth?"
"Meow! I had no choice but to tell stories in exchange for my life... Uh, did Lord Jiraiya use the inspiration I provided, and also wrote about the blonde beauty?"
Qianming nodded frantically, then looked up at Tsunade carefully.
Same?
It's a good one!
Tsunade let out a sinister sneer, and the strength of his grip on Qianming also became incomparable. Qianming had to use chakra to resist quietly, so as not to be caught.
This is a deserved consequence, but it is conceivable that after being stabbed in the back by it, the consequences of Jiraiya will only be more painful.
Actually, Qianming didn't want to stab so hard, but Tsunade was too smart, otherwise she wouldn't believe that Qianming was innocent at all, and as long as Xiao Xiaoyi explained it afterwards, she would understand that Qianming must also participate in the revision.
Now, no matter what Jirai says, Tsunade will not believe it.
As for the problem of the rapid heartbeat, heh, anyone who talks about the black history of the Sannin-level behind their backs will feel extremely frightened, which is very easy to explain.
On the side, Kakashi and Obito looked at their nose and nose, and they already felt that something was wrong—it seemed that they were involved in something that was not very good.
Especially Obito, who doesn't understand at this moment, this black-hearted cat has escaped punishment, and Jiraiya and him will be punished next.
The difference is that Jiraiya suffers from Tsunade's punishment, while he has to bear Qianming's revenge... If he knew this earlier, he hurriedly withdrew just now, so why bother in this muddy water.
"Okay, very good, the technique you came here suddenly should be the second-generation Hokage's Flying Thunder God technique, now take me to Jiraiya, I want to see him right away, I can't wait for a moment!"
Tsunade's tone made a rattling sound with his other hand, his anger level had already exploded and there was nowhere to vent.
Qianming nodded quickly, stared gloomily at Obito, and then quickly used Flying Thunder God and Tsunade to fly from here to a spatial coordinate position in the camp.
'It's really the God of Thunder. ’
Tsunade was a little surprised. She was so swindler, but she didn't expect that Qianming was really a flying thunder god, and her speed seemed to be a little faster than the second-generation Hokage.
Also, where is this?
"Meow~ I only have this mark here, and the camp is on the edge."
Qianming explained.
"Wait, here... this river?"
Tsunade felt familiar, glanced at the river, then looked down from the angle of the branches, and immediately saw the grass and shrubs sitting in strange shapes, and immediately understood everything.
Some things are more useful not to say than to say.
Qianming gave himself a like~www.readwn.com~ and then ran in front to lead the way to Tsunade, but at this moment, Tsunade pulled it aside and used the transformation technique to hide himself and the black cat. stand up.
Immediately following, there was a "beautiful" Sao Nian whistling and walked over from the camp. To be honest, Qian Ming really didn't notice anything unusual this time.
Because its attention was almost entirely on Tsunade, thinking about how to continue to lead Tsunade in that direction, it just came without thinking.
It's a little nervous.
On the one hand, Jiraiya is coming, on the other hand, it is uncomfortable and nervous to be squeezed - Tsunade is holding it in his chest, the space is too small.
So if you have the ability, you should buy a bigger house, otherwise it will be really uncomfortable to squeeze into a small place.
Tsunade didn't think there was anything, she occasionally used this pose when holding pets. In her eyes, black cats were just pets who knew ninjutsu.
Ji Lai also sat down and started writing to Xiao He as before, and by the way he let out that wretched laugh.
Needless to say, that's it.
What I saw with my own eyes is often more convincing than the truth. At least this time, Tsunade's suspicion of Qianming has subsided by a few points, while Jiraiya has soared.
She was very restrained if she could endure not going down and beating people right away.
When Tsunade was thinking about whether to beat him now, Jirai also made a "tsk, tsk, tsk" sound over there. Tsunade looked down and almost burst his lungs with anger.
The newly written sentence above is—
"She hits lightly with a small fist..."
I'm going to hammer you to death!
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