Kuzu Inou【Ondo wo Kaeru Mono】 no Ore ga Musou suru made

After sending Serizawa-kun out of the house...

I finished cleaning the principal's office and, as usual (...) I was just sorting out the principal's office paperwork.

From the gaps in the documents lifted, a single red envelope fell clearly to the ground.

I was stunned by the contents of the envelope to confirm it.

"Oh, Father!? Hey, what's this letter!? I don't know about this!?

"Oops. I thought it arrived. Is that so? What does it say?

I can't read kanji while holding my head (...) Read documents on behalf of your father.

Uh-huh.

National Emperor Weird High School

School Governor

I know it's a good victory to be placed in your house.

Now, due to the severe financial difficulties of yesterday, we are running out of state budgets to turn to your school (rated F-rank), which is losing all battles during the annual "War on Genius Schools".

Unfortunately, the Ministry of Education, Culture, Culture, Sports and Science and the Alliance of Genius Schools have decided to confiscate the entire special education budget allocated to your school and to dispose of your school at the end of the day, depending on your school's performance in the next spring.

Best wishes for a good fight at your school.

Secretary of the Ministry of Education, Culture, Culture and Science and President of the Federation of Universal Schools

[]/(n) (yoji) Innocent Justice/

Uh-huh.

"... So, what's this all about?

I know you won't understand just by reading it, so I'll tell you a little bit in summary.

"The point is... if Emperor Weird High School loses the next war against school, it says it will be abandoned. The sender is that inou.

"Right. You Inou bastard... that bastard, I'll punch you!!!

I will stop your father immediately.

"No!!! Isn't that what this letter says? I have a signature from the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports and Science and the Federation of Genius Schools. This… is a notification of an official decision. If you defy me, you'll be guilty of national treason.

"So... what am I supposed to do?

…

Spring against school comes a week later (...).

Too much, I don't have time.

"Anyway, let's work something out."

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And, as a matter of fact, I asked the principal (old man) for his opinion after explaining the situation...

"The point is, you can't win."

I held my head again.

"Your father makes it so easy... your father's not going to fight, is he? Freshman year fights against school next spring, right?

The next spring against school is set for freshmen to fight. Each has a set period, with sophomores in summer and sophomores in winter.

Nevertheless, it depends on the freshman year...

I got hit. I bite my lips.

Inou has clearly aimed to make it conditional on Emperor Weird High School having "the least chance of winning". He's obviously trying to crush us.

Well, naturally speaking from the relationship between your father and Inou, I was also looking at making a move to say so...

Too steep. He said he had more hands to hit if he knew beforehand...

Something I can do now...!?

"Hey, what am I supposed to do?

This guy really, other than fighting...

But at this time, one possibility came up behind my brain.

"Father, I have one favor to ask..."

I decided to bet on one possibility.

Him... maybe he would.

No. Him and your father would...

Because it should make the impossible possible.

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"hehe, hehe, hehe, hehe"

The people who go to the city look back at me.

Well, I can't help it either.

Let's have some weird laughs.

I want you to forgive me today or so.

Because...

Because I got a "chew on my cheek" from that kid.

It is to that Mr. Mistya.

I'm the best in my class, no, the prettiest girl in school, and I got a chew on that Mr. Fumijima's cheek.

As far as I'm concerned, there was suddenly no problem at all with Verochu, but there is a stage to everything.

Anyway, I got that soft, happy feeling today.

I'm trying to make things happen naturally tonight.

Plus.

More!

I've decided to stay at Dr. Meliá's house since today!

From today on, I'll be living a life of flowers, a life of blonde glasses under one roof, if you change your mind.

My high school life, you started!!!

From here on out, my future will shine rosy!!!!

Oh, what's for dinner tonight?!?

Ta ~ shiny ~ Mi ~!!!

When I was thinking about it and I was cowering, I realized that there was a wild principal in front of me... and there was a gorilla from the Xuanno family standing there.

"Whoa. I'm here to pick you up."

Pick me up? On purpose? Is this where I should say welcome struggle or something?

But we're not even close to Dr. Merriam's house anymore, are we? It is a disciplined gorilla.

"Well, I'm gonna fly a little silly (...)"

"Huh?"

When I said that, the gorilla suddenly thought she'd held me as a princess.

Jumped far above.

I lost my mind at that very rapid acceleration......

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…………

... I noticed I was in the mountains.

A burning fire nearby makes a patchy noise, illuminating my face.

Next door, that gorilla is sleeping with a fugof-go.

I always thought he was going home to the Xuanno family after that, but did he follow Gorilla's nesting instinct and accidentally come to the mountains?

Where am I???

And... no dear Dr. Meliá?

What about my blonde glasses, my beautiful, cohabiting life?

What about a smooth sailing high school life?

... where?

I'm sad. I look up to heaven, I look up to the sky.

- I have goosebumps.

Because there was an incredibly beautiful starry sky above my head that I had never seen before.

"No, seriously... here, where...?

Is this a bad dream?

The starry sky is beautiful for...

With that in mind… I closed my eyes and entrusted myself to my sleeper.