Kuzu Inou【Ondo wo Kaeru Mono】 no Ore ga Musou suru made

And I woke up in the mountains.

A series of brilliant mountains that stand sharply around you when you look around.

Peak as far as I can see. Peak. Peak. The top part is bright white with snow or something and contrasts very beautifully with rock skin.

Between the mountains and the mountains, deep, deep valleys are carved in anyway, and you can see clear fresh water flowing far away.

Oh, the air is so delicious.

…

Damn!!!

I knew it wasn't a dream!!!

Seriously, where are you? Here!?

Something about the landscape is totally unrealistic and I don't have a sense of secrecy hammer!!!

I'm here to dispel that question...

I gently asked a big man like a gorilla yawning in front of me.

"Hey, headmaster?"

"What?

Oh, I replied with a fucking gorilla. That's okay, so.

"Where the hell did they bring me?

"... the mountain"

……………… you'll see.

That's not what this is about!!!

"That's not what I mean, place names... that's what I'm talking about!

"Place name... right... place name... sure..."

Surprisingly, this gorilla seemed to have the intelligence to understand the concept of place names. No, I'd be in trouble if I didn't.

"What is it? Only... an... an... ande?... Ann... Andas?... an... an... an... an... an..."

Gorilla was going to be the only machine Ann would repeat in Baritone Voice if it stayed this way, so I decided to send out a help boat.

"... the Andes?

"Yes, that's it."

"Really... Andes Mountains?

That's what you're wearing.

……………

You asshole!!!!

That's pretty much the back of the planet!!!!

So the starry sky is beautiful on the street!!!!

"What time is it now!? What time is it!?

You'll never make it to school like this!

Anyway, get the status quo! And I need to report this situation to Dr. Meliá!

"We need to contact the school! And to Dr. Meliá..."

"No, you don't have to."

- Huh?

Why is that?

"Since you're off school for the next week and here's a mountain cage (...). Merliah's instructions.

…………

I'm sorry. I don't understand gorilla. Because I... am a civilized man.

... No wait, don't make me stop thinking. What did this fucking gorilla in front of me say now!? "Melia's Instructions"!?

Mountain cage!? Not for a week!?

Why!? Dr. Meliá Nande!?

Is this punishment!? Punishment game!?

What did I do?

I have nothing wrong...

……

......... are you kidding me?

Did you find out I had enough cum cum cum sooo har the teacher's underwear that was in my drawer when I rented the shower in the morning...?

No, that can't be right. I don't think I left any evidence. That must have been a complete crime.

"No, there was a letter from Merliah."

………

Come on, get it out!!!

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Serizawa-kun

Your father is so bad at talking, I'll give you this letter.

Now the Emperor Weird High School is actually in a crisis of survival.

Specifically, on an order from the government, if you Emperor Weird High School freshmen don't win next week's "Spring Genius School Against War," Emperor Weird High School will be abandoned. It's gone.

When that happens, I think all the students and teachers that are gathering now will be scattered.

Some of them may come out unable to attend school and will be picked up by the military.

I definitely want to stop it.

If only you could... go out with that selfishness of mine?

As I said yesterday, you have room to be very strong. That's about as good as your father.

So now I want you to be as strong as you can be. I would like to coach the same 'root system' father for that.

For that reason, I think you're going to have to go with your father to where he used to train, maybe to the depths of the Andes.

PS.

Don't worry about school. Because I will do a lot of things well.

Meliá Kurono

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"- From now on?

You're already here???

"- What if you're all right?

I didn't get that YES NO option out of the gorilla though???

………

Wasn't this a letter you were supposed to give me before you came to the back of this earth???

When I read the letter and I was shaking my shoulders with a pull...

"What? Training, are you quitting?

Fucking gorillas have been asking me.

…

Quit?

Do what?

What are you talking about, this gorilla with cancer?

"Ugh!!!! If you do training or anything oh!!!!

Oh, I'll do it!!

I'll make you stronger!!!!!

I don't need to be told.

Not even for Dr. Merriam.

It's not for Mr. Mishima either.

Not to mention not for this principal (gorilla) at all.

Not for anyone...

Me, my...

I'm starting to move, to protect my ideal high school life!!!!!

I'll empower you with anything!!!!!

At that time, another piece of paper fell out of Gorilla's back pocket.

"Whoa. Speaking of which, Merliah gave you that, too.

Oh, my God. Then make it look good...

Well, it's such a small piece of paper and it wouldn't say anything that important.

With that in mind, I picked up the paper.

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stretching

I'm really sorry for the sudden favor.

If you come back, let me apologize, okay?

When you get back, I'd be free to do anything you want.

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……

………… well.

………

…………………… ho ho.

... Will you let me apologize for anything you want?

That's super important information.

I had one big dream quietly and was going to try this special training with Gorilla.

Yo, I'm gonna stick it out, me!!!

Nothing else...

For the reward of Dr. Melia!!!!