Last Man On Earth When There Is No Earth ?

cold

its cold

wait ...it's cold !

a sneeze forced me up

currently I'm completely n.a.k.e.d

how ?

I remember I couldn't feel a thing before falling asleep . I say that but I don't recall ever opening my eyes . like I was conscious and unconscious at the same time .

now , both my eyes function normally and my body doesn't hurt anymore .

the first thing to note is of course the huge scar in the middle of my torso . this confirms that I didn't reincarnate in some other world . but everything aside from that screams this isn't !y body . this foreign corps is well refined , trained to the last muscle .

memory or not , there is no way I had those abs .

"umm..."

I failed to notice that , while I carefully analyzed the strange body I'm trapped in , someone was standing a few feet away from me .

referring to them by "someone' is due to the fact that I had yet to turn and see who is it , because the entity who called for me made the probability of me ascending to heaven more likely than surviving alien invasion .

a woman in a white rob , with long golden hair rolled like drills at the end . she has a very curvy body . her c.h.e.s.t is enormous , and the white robe has opening from the sides revealing her thick t.h.i.g.hs .

her blue eyes stared daggers at me while she pointed at me a big knife spear thing?

ah! I forgot to mention the horns .

her head , from both sides . they are short and thick like that of a sheep .

horns huh .

please don't tell me she is some kind of devil , her slightly blushing face is way too innocent and determined .

I want to take my time and observe her t.h.i.g.hs ,I mean her appearance is too strange to be normal , like a cosplay

that sure is a huge blade

" Do u undar-Stan mi?"

she spoke broken words , like the cliché way characters speak to aliens in movies.

I was too fixated on her t.h.i.g.hs to respond . am I to blame ? there aren't that many chances to see such a beautiful woman wearing something this embarrassing .

no , something about this is strange . her not so common clothing and horns could be explained by a kind of cosplay , but what happened to all the laws of physics ?

she looks soft ....really soft . and the knife spear thing , even if it's lighter than it looks there just isn't any way for her to lift it so effortlessly . the size difference would make her gravity center shift to the side a little .

the way she stood there holding something that would easily give any man trice her size much more trouble , was like she is saying : gravity ? physics ? what's that .

I moved my hand , using it to support myself while standing to my feet facing the horned woman . my sudden movement made startled her , she held her knife spear thing at the ready pointing the sharp tip at me

I held my arms up stretching not able to suppress the urge , then looked at her in the eyes

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the starring contest continued for some time , the her gaze went down slowly before stopping . until that moment she gave an air of preparation for whatever that came at her , but the next her eyes opened wade and her face turned beaming red .

standing up was a mistake , as I spent the period just before analysing her figure , and it's well known what that would result to a young man's body .