Last Man On Earth When There Is No Earth ?

it took me several minutes , just standing there showing off my manhood to an armed girl

one : she could accidentally kill me

two : she could accidentally turn me to a girl

her reaction , blushing to the point steam rose from her head , made me realize the embarrassment I put myself in

covering my crotch with both hands I turned away . it was like in those dreams where you go to school just to find you weren't wearing any pants .

the embarrassment ,oh god , I would never wish for my worst enemies to suffer from such thing .

not that turning my back to her was any good . again , I have nothing on at the moment.

now , all that's left to do is to wait for the scream . if I'm lucky enough she wouldn't resort to violence , best case scenario I would be labeled as a pervert .

without a worming something was thrown on my head . it's a sheet of cloth , a cloak maybe ?

the one throwing it is none other that the golden haired girl standing a few meters away with her knife spear thing at the ready

I took sheet and examined it , it turns out to be a cloak just like I thought . it went a little below the knees when equipped , but didn't do much about the cold .

facing the horned girl once again , I fond it hard to maintain eye contact

" thank you..." I said while scratching my cheek

"you spoke " she said , before holding up her weapon again

" good , I will have you answer some of my questions , if you don't mind "

a quick advice

asking people whether they mind doing something or not while pointing a gigantic knife at them is a little pointless .

" can you lower that thing first ? I don't feel too comfortable with a blade of that size pointed at me . I don't think I would be alright with any size "

like any sane person facing a n.a.k.e.d man in a cloak would do she just ignored my request , tightening her grip on the knife spear thing and proceeded to asking questions .

" first of all , what are you ? what is this place and what's it's purpose ? how do I get out of here?"

," umm...one question at a time please "

this girl doesn't seem to handle sarcasm , as her glare made me swallow my words

" OK OK.." I looked around asking the same question , what is this place ?

the walls made of rocks had mold growing on them . the floor is soaked in some liquid , surely not water . the only things to note are the broken cylinder shaped glass containers and the same number of skeletons scattered here and there .

yup , I sure as hell don't know this place .

" eh...where am I ?" I said , smiling awkwardly

feeling the sharp glare caused a shill up my spine . the tension increased despite the fact that I tried to sound as friendly as I could .

and that thought in itself stabbed me for some reason .

" I will ask you again , what are you ? "

" hey , I should be the one asking that , what in the world are you wearing ?"

secret techniques , mad talk .

speaking to girls is really hard when one isn't used to it , especially really cute ones . but when they show clear animosity toward me , I can activate this skill to gain the ability to stand on equal ground during an argument .

but it's effect is considerably decreased when the other party is holding a giant knife . no , a normal kitchen knife would shut most men .

really , women and knifes aren't a good combination .

" eh ? " she blinked a few times " is something wrong with my clothes ? I think I did a pretty good job up to this point " she said , turning around looking at herself

calm down , there is a really high chance she is a devil . I must fight this evil charm attack .

but I have to admit , she is beautiful .

the horned girl raised her weapon

" back to the point , answer my question "

"even if you ask me , I don't know what to say . am I supposed to say I'm human or something ?"

" human ? " she took a really good look at me , then snapped " ha!!!? human you say ? you don't look like any human I ever met !"

hey now . I know I'm not the most handsome dude out there , and I didn't give the right impression just now , but denying my humanity out of nowhere like that , that's you know , a bit too harsh .

"your c.h.e.s.t is way too flat , and y-you have th-th-the th-thing , there is no way you are human "

" I can't say I can follow "

" your ears are short , you don't have any type of horns , your body isn't too large , you have no wings , no feathers , no fur , no claws , no fangs . you aren't a male from any of the sentient races . wait , could it be ....you are an android ? "

" like I said , I'm human "

I feel like I'm about to remember something , but nothing came to mind except an advanced level of depression . surely I went through this kind of situation before .

"you say you are human but " she posed for a second " humans are a unis.e.x species , they don't have males"

"..."

"..."

" what did you say ?"

" they don't have males ?"

"..."

"..."

"really?"

"really"

a minute passed, then two . we just stood there saying no words .

fifteen minutes passed , and the horned girl finally lowered the knife spear thing

" wait ...you serious? "