Lazy God Possession

Silence lifted up from Lake Chad again, using the first floating and then adding mode. Before Silence lifted off, Elk hurried to retreat. He was worried that Silence would find his presence. ? ＜ [<? 〔＜]

When Silence dropped a huge airbag like a soap bubble in the air, and hurried away, Karbu wanted to get out of his hiding place, but was held down by Elk.

He was once carried by the airbag for thousands of kilometers in the sky. He knew very well that there was nothing on the airbag, and there were many electronic products. Maybe there were some reconnaissance equipment. If Silencer appeared at this time, Silencer Come back again, then they won't cry.

When Silence's airbag fluttered and flew away, they quietly crawled out of the hiding place.

"Nanming Devil! I'm going to kill you!" Karbu was smashed by the concubine, roaring into the sky, and his voice shook wildly.

But the only answer to him was the low wind around him, and the innocent eyes of a group of black terrorists in the green surrounding him.

"Get off! Give me off! A bunch of stupid pigs!" Seeing their expressions, Calb was furious. He grabbed Elk and said, "I don't dare you do anything, I want you to make Come out with a more powerful weapon than Silence! I want to kill the Nanming Devil! "

"I will," Elk said, watching the white trail left by Silence in the sky.

He will definitely build a weapon more powerful than Silence, and the next time Silence will appear in front of him is the day when Silence falls.

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The first day of business at Lazy God Paradise has finally ended, and the entire Lazy God Paradise has fallen into silence, but the hustle and bustle on the Internet has just begun.

Nan Ming was worried that Chen Wei was half a sleep, and it was already late at night when he was going to sleep. He was lying in bed and going to sleep while watching a cell phone. Who thought of it was swiped by a few pop-up messages.

"A Nanming Sanqiannan, are you a lazy party or a hardworking party?" This is a big fan of the lazy **** system.

Then the following discussion suddenly became a mess.

"Not to mention? President Nan must be a lazy party! After all, a man with the name lazy!"

"No wonder, if Nan is always a lazy party, do you think he can have such achievements today?"

"Lazy is originally the concept of President Nan's life. Isn't President Nan's life always lazy? As for President Nan's achievements, is it genius?"

"Uncle Ming asked for explanation!"

Lazy party? Hardworking party? What the hell?

Nan Ming opened a glance, and suddenly felt dizzy.

The opening of Lazy God Paradise on the first day broke up the circle of friends and social media, and also produced the second largest party dispute in China.

After the sweet and salty parties, lazy and diligent parties appeared in this world.

The so-called lazy party and hard-working party originally came from a dispute.

In a crowd of praises to Lazy God Paradise, a voice of opposition suddenly appeared: "Everyone reads 10,000 books and travels thousands of miles, and we go out, sometimes we are experiencing this process, using our own feet to measure In this land, Lazy God Paradise deprives us of this power. In Lazy God Paradise, we can only sit on chairs and let the computer control our actions. What's different? Do you really feel happy? I would rather walk around the entire Lazy God Paradise with my feet than on a chair ... "

Someone said, "I asked the staff of Lazy God Paradise. They said that after entering the park, you can use it. But on the first day of the park today, the park was full and walking would seriously affect efficiency. That ’s why the use of mounts was forced. Mode. Before you speak, it's best to investigate. "

In addition to this, there is a taunting voice: "As you say, self-driving tour is useless, and all kinds of transports have no meaning. You just walk over?"

"It ’s just a paradise, and it ’s not a famous mountain or river. As you said, do n’t install a cable car on Mount Tai. Regardless of whether you are an elderly person or a pregnant woman, you can only climb on two feet. I ’m afraid the first person will be tired. It's people like the landlord ... "

However, someone jumped out: "When you talk upstairs, let's see who you are talking to? The landlord is a person who has walked for thousands of kilometers. He is a real donkey friend. It has been reported in the news. It also makes sense to question. People now only look at the results and not the process, which makes travel lose the meaning of travel. Lazy God Paradise has contributed to this unhealthy atmosphere. This is not good ... "

"People's lazy paradise is hindering you? Are we working hard to make money, just to be able to live more comfortably? If you do n’t have the money to enjoy it, you are asking people from all over the world to travel as poor as you. How can this be true?" Someone started to refute.

More and more people are discussing this issue. Some people say, "People are just a paradise. They take their technological innovation as a way to lead unhealthy trends. You are very slick on the line. Which competitor is to discredit you? If you do n’t want to come, just do n’t come. Just a few people compete with me. Do you know how difficult it is to grab tickets to Lazy God Paradise now? ”

"You can't say that. The lazy gods paradise is now attracting much attention, and public figures have to assume certain social responsibilities ... I think Mr. Nan must apologize for such unhealthy practices ..."

"Who are you, why do people Nan apologize to you!"

"That is, just argue, let Mr. Nan apologize? Moral kidnapping is drunk to you ..."

After this argument was gone, but the lazy party and the hardworking party began to emerge slowly.

Qin Dang said: "Outbound tourism is also a good opportunity for those who are seriously lack of exercise in modern times. Can you walk or walk?"

The lazy party said: "I'm tired of traveling, why can't I rest ..."

Qin Dang said, "It's better to walk on two feet ..."

The lazy party said, "I can't move without moving. I want to exercise and get up and run every morning!"

Qin Dang said: "A person's body becomes dull without being used."

The lazy party said: "It can be more comfortable, not to enjoy is a fool ..."

Qin Dang said: "Someone like you will degenerate sooner or later."

The lazy party said, "Don't rely on bed in the morning on weekends!"

Qin Dang said: "If you are too lazy to do this, the world will not progress."

The lazy party said: "Nan is always so lazy and doesn't change the world."

Then the argument began to heat up.

In the end, they came to Nanming.

Looking at these arguments, Nan Ming couldn't help scratching his head.

How to answer this?

No matter how you answer, you will be scolded by the other half.

With all kinds of people in this world, can it be a lazy or diligent person who can be divided?

Even the sweet party and the salty party, there are the tofu brain sweet party and the salty party, the dumpling sweet party and the salty party are different, and those who like sweet dumplings do not like sweet tofu brain, and vice versa.

However, as the two groups became more and more noisy, Nan Ming could only speak out arrogantly.

"Strictly speaking, I should be a lazy party. I have always been lazy and not lazy. In daily life, you can save a little energy and save a little energy, and you can never do nothing without wasting time. If you can get someone to help me with the chores of life, I will definitely not do it myself. This is lazy. But at the same time, there should be no delay in what I should do ~ www.readwn.com ~ I should not retreat when I should work hard. Absolutely don't fake others, this is laziness without laziness. I think laziness without laziness is the true meaning of laziness. It saves all unnecessary physical exertion, concentrates on the most important things, and helps you succeed, so I am Lazy party. "

"My study is like this. I would rather work hard to earn a few thousand dollars more to ask a nanny, rather than do the chores on my own, because the former I am better at and can create more value; I would rather take a car to the gym to exercise I do n’t want to rely on daily walking exercises because the former is more efficient and the latter consumes more time. I would rather spend an hour to find out the rules of one thing and then solve it in five minutes, rather than spend half Hours repeat the labor in the most stupid way, because it is more fulfilling ... This is my lazy life philosophy and the original intention of Lazy God Paradise, which is to be happy and enjoy the greatest happiness in the laziest way. Of course , I have always respected hard-working people, and I hope to play in a more challenging way, to challenge the path of the brave! "

"My motto is: Laziness without laziness, diligence without hardship, efficiency comes first, lazy party rises!"

Nanming's words were like blowing the counterattack horn of the lazy party. A group of people screamed "the rise of the lazy party" and drowned the position of the party. (To be continued.) 8

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