Lazy God Possession

Nanming, who caused a cyber war, dropped his phone and fell asleep. Nanming's "lazy party rise" remarks caused a stir on the Internet. [[? {<中文 (网))])}]}] com

Strictly speaking, Nan Ming's "lazy **** philosophy" is quite reasonable and persuasive. Many hardworking parties have expressed rebellion, but the Chinese have always advocated hard work, thrift and thrift ...

Nanming ’s remarks do not know how many people ’s sensitive nerves have been touched. Many people think that this declaration of Nanming is advocating the so-called money supremacy, advocating oppression, advocating bourgeois liberalization, and advocating that Nanming almost Counter-revolutionary ...

Maybe behind this, there are still many people who are not comfortable with the lazy system, and after all, the lazy system has touched the interests of too many people.

When public opinion on the Internet burst, Elk also boarded a Lockheed Martin plane and flew back to the United States.

As soon as he got off the plane, he immediately rushed to the base camp of the Anti-Slack Alliance.

He broke into his office all the way, and saw a vice president of Lockheed Martin sitting in his office. He grabbed the vice president and threw it to the ground. He sat on his hips, and the executive was furious: "Elk, you are crazy! How dare you treat me like that!"

After all, Elk is just a project leader in Lockheed Martin, and it is still an unimportant project. Like him, there are no one hundred and eighty in Lockheed. How can it be compared with the vice president?

"Starting today, I have the final say here." Elke glanced at him coldly and said, "Would you like me to ask the owner to call you?"

The vice president of Lockheed Martin is also one of the green bandits. The green bandits were summoned by Karb evil. They will not disobey or betray Karb. As Elk said, the vice president Immediately shrank, staring at two green eyes, do not know what to say.

"Don't get me off yet!" Elk grabbed his desk, and the photo of the vice president's family smashed in the past, and the vice president hurried away.

Elk frowned for a moment. If it was an evil, completely ethical scientist, maybe ... more and easier to find in the arms company?

But this kind of thing is just like homosexuals want to find the same kind in heterosexuality, you can't always meet someone and ask other people's sexual orientation.

In the same way, you ca n’t see others and ask, “Are you evil? Are you interested in being instigated, burning life can only live for a few years, in exchange for strong mental and physical strength, and serving the great master ...”

It's no wonder that he is not slapped by a slap.

Elk was distressed. At this moment, he heard someone crying outside the door: "No, don't kill me! I can help you deal with Nan Ming! No! Hep!"

Elk opened the door angrily, and immediately saw several guards dragging Wan Scientific Research out.

This guy is really big, he was not killed when he took out the metal hydrogen. Later the wound was not infected.

But after all, he still didn't escape the fate of being executed, and it was useless to keep him.

Elk waved his hand and motioned for these people to quickly dispose of this person, and then he heard Wan scientific research said: "No! I can help you! I know metal hydrogen! I ..."

Wait, he knows metal hydrogen?

Elk has understood the behavioral style of Wan Wanshen. He basically lived on academic shady all his life. This is considered an evil, but this evil is not enough to be called by Calbu.

But in the last two days, Elk is now, in fact, evil can be led.

"How can you deal with Nanming?" Elk asked, thinking of his encounter, and gritted his teeth: "I want him to die! I want him to die!"

"I have a way ... I have a way! We can make him stink!" Wan scientific research hurriedly, since planted in network technology, Wan scientific research has been studying the network, but with his IQ, the only one who understands it so far Yes, that's how it is in the circle of friends, or that stinking Ma Jincheng taught him.

He remembers that Ma Jincheng said that the news in the circle of friends is particularly influential, especially the middle-aged and elderly people who now have the right to speak. They especially like the gossip in the circle of friends.

"Stealing him is farting!" Elk was upset.

"It's useful, of course it's useful, he can feel sick even if he can't hit him ..." Wan Scientific Research quickly said.

In this way, Elk is even more sad. The anti-lazy alliance has been doing this for so long, but nothing has been done, but Nanming has been defeated. Didn't even do the disgusting Nanming ...

If I can feel sick in Nanming, I am at least a bit successful, isn't it ...

"I'll give you a chance. If you can't, you'll just wait to die." Elke said.

In mid-June of 2o5, in addition to the news of Lazy God Paradise, the lazy party and party struggle, and another news on the Internet, the Philippines announced that it will conduct another joint army with Japan at the end of this month. play.

In recent years, the dispute between the rabbit and the South China Sea in the Philippines has never stopped. In the Philippines alone, we all think that these people are banana monkeys, and they are not considered at all, but when it comes to Japan, it has stirred up a lot of people. Hostility.

An "The Truth You Don't Know! Silence turned out to be Filipino nationality? !! So is Nanming Filipino or Chinese? !! "The post was deliberately ejected.

The strong non-top is not the style of the Chinese circle of friends.

When Nan Ming saw this problem, he almost died of nausea. Why did these people do everything? I don't want to kill myself!

Three things are listed in the post.

"Everyone knows Silence. Many people regard Silence as their pride. In fact, Silence is Filipino nationality!" A photo of the tricolor flag of the Philippines flying above Silence was posted in the post. Through the Philippines, the Silencer was whitewashed. The Silencer was photographed when it was officially auctioned by the Philippines. Strictly speaking, the Silencer was a Filipino citizen for a short period of time. But how about this? Varyag was dragged back from the Soviet Union, and on the way back, there were all kinds of twists and turns.

"Some data show that Nanming and the Philippines have a close official relationship. Nanming has a patriotic voice. The first island he bought was a private island in the Philippines, and some people have seen it. Nanming's private island transports material. "

These two pieces of news are actually a bit reliable, of course, the truth is not so.

The third thing is purely disgusting. It says that the birthplace of Nanming is the Philippines, and there is a Filipino name called Pine Gonzales, and a chapter photo is posted on it. The couple p was together, saying that the two were Nan Ming's parents ...

In addition, this post also arranged some stories about Nanming's pro-Japanese, saying that the truth is the best. The biggest evidence is that Nanming's car is a Japanese car.

In the end, the post said: "The Philippines is dead. As early as 2o3, the Philippines submitted territorial arbitration to the Hague International Court. If the arbitration result is not good for our country, it will seriously shake our image in the world, and now They have also installed spies like Nan Ming in our country, and they are still regarded as idols by many young people, which is a shame ... "

This piece of information is as crude as it can be. It can't stand scrutiny and refutation at all. Before it has been turned out on Weibo for three or five, it has been criticized as incomplete.

But in the circle of friends, it has been fiery.

I have to say that as a middle-aged and senior citizen, Wan Wanshen still understands middle-aged and elderly people very well.

As soon as Nanming fell asleep in the afternoon, she was awakened by her mother's phone, only to realize that the news had been spread in the circle of friends.

"Say, when did you recognize a Filipino parent, how could I not know!" Nanma was so furious that she almost broke up with someone who turned this circle of friends!

Nanming is speechless. For the middle-aged and elderly people in the circle of friends, all kinds of silly remarks can be passed on by crazy people. As long as you post a photo of a great leader, you can get a group of people crazy like I ca n’t wait for the five bodies to bow down and worship. If you do n’t turn around and it ’s not a Chinese or something that Little Japan is dead, it can really blow up.

Overnight, Nan Ming rotten in the circle of friends.

Seeing these news, Nanming was full of gas before he had breakfast.

These assholes, the level of dirty water is getting higher and higher!

In response to this news, Nanming posted three pictures directly.

The first photo is the national flag flying above the Silence.

"All ships must fly the flag of the country they belong to. Those who rumored opened their eyes to see which country's national flag was flying above the Silent! When I bought the Silent, I actually pitted the Philippines and wanted to know Check the details yourself. "

The second photo is a map of the islands along the Philippines.

"I said that I bought a Philippine island and sold it to the country. You can go and check the sorrow and sorrow on the Philippine network when I bought Turtle Island. Turtle Island is the closest Philippine island to the South China Sea. When I bought Turtle Island, the Philippine Internet public opinion was' Guo Men Occupied ', even a lot of people started to march. I plan to buy a few more islands recently, you can look at the map, which island can be connected to our South China Sea, when the Filipinos want to pass by, they have to pay for the money. I pay for it. If you are interested, you can sign up for an island tour. I organized you to go to the island to insert the national flag. What a great place in the Philippines, fart is bigger, and when I earn another two years ago, I will buy all the bananas! " Revealed.

The third chapter is a picture of the Silent captured the sea dragon.

"I ’m a pro-Japanese. I went to Dongbin to take a look. The Hailong class is still throwing people there to visit. If you think you are patriotic, you will go and catch a Hailong class to show me. Let me support domestic cars. Domestic You have a little bit of effort at the car companies, to produce a look I can see! "

"In addition, this month's epic journey of the Silent, I bought a boat ticket out of my own pocket. Let ’s go to the scene of the Japanese and Philippine military exercise. I will look at the Japanese and Philippine warships. Let's do it, I don't mind catching a few more Japanese warships back. "

"Finally, I'm Filipino, I'm your father! It's your ancestor! Don't let me find you, I will sue your grandchildren for eighteen generations can only be beggars! You wait!"

Nan Ming is really sick and he has never been so angry!

For the first time, Mr. Nan, who was always polite, was angry and scolded his mother.

He directly gave an order, asking Xiaobai to find out the source of this matter, and then let the legal team of the lazy gods go directly, and complained that his ancestors could only have dinner until the eighteenth generation!

However, Nan Ming also knew that even if it was scooped out, it was just a small shrimp. There was a push behind the scenes.

However, no matter who the black hand is behind the scenes, he does not intend to let him go. These people really angered Nan Ming. This matter is endless!

The news of Nanming just went out, but some domestic departments couldn't sit still. They found Qingzhong Yang and asked him to call Nanming: "You want to buy the Philippines, and you want to plug in Red flags are also scolding domestic cars and catching warships. I know you don't like to listen to this, but the impact is really bad, delete it. "

"Don't delete! Don't you go to the people who slandered me and let them delete the post?" Nan Ming was unhappy.

"Yes, whatever you want." Qingzhong Yang was too indifferent to come to be a lobbyist. He also knew Nan Ming's personality and hung up after saying a word.

After hanging up the phone, Nan Ming sighed and said nothing else. His Toyota Alpha was really going to be changed.

Flies do not bite seamless eggs. In his current position, it is too easy to live in a Japanese car.

Awesome words.

It ’s a pity that he really likes this car, it ’s really comfortable to sit on, and it ’s been strengthened so much that he was born to death ...

But there is really no car in the country that he can look at. If nothing else, even a byb car that cooperates with the lazy gods, it is difficult to meet his requirements in terms of comfort. Buy a Bentley Rolls-Royce or something? Nan Ming always thinks that kind of car is used by middle-aged and elderly people in their 40s and 50s ...

"Silence can't fly in the country, and Toyota Alpha can't take it anymore. I can't find my favorite car ... in the end, I have to make it myself!"

After a while, Xiaobai gave Nanming a preliminary conclusion.

The news first came from an overseas-controlled public relations company, the media holding company was Lockheed Martin.

Elk didn't hide it at all, maybe he also hoped that Nan Ming knew he was playing a trick.

"Tiger doesn't do it ~ www.readwn.com ~ Do you treat me as a sick cat?" Nan Ming's gritted teeth, it seems that this is Caleb's revenge.

Is it useful when you hold Lockheed Martin's thigh yourself?

When Nanming was angry, Xiaobai came across a message that Nanmingbu's rumor message had been deleted!

Nan Ming turned on his mobile phone and wanted to confirm that his account was blocked.

"Give me black and restore it!" Nanming was even more angry, "Whoever dares to delete me will be black!"

Whether the Lockheed Martin people deleted Nanming's information, or the caller made Qingzhong Yang a lobbyist to delete, Nanming was very upset.

For a long time, Nanming has shown people in the image of a gentleman, do these people think Nanming is good at dealing with it?

But this time, Nan Ming really realized that it was so uncomfortable for public opinion to be in the hands of others.

It's time to build your own social media network. (To be continued.)