Let you drive the excavator, you dug up the nuclear bomb

The other end of the phone was quiet for a few seconds, followed by the sound of drinking water.

Knock ~~~Knock ~~

“Ah~~~ Take a deep breath… Take a deep breath…”

“Say, did you send a colleague to pit me?”

Fang Yang was stunned.

“Huh? Boss, what do you say? ”

“Lao Tzu… Father… Uncle, you are really an ancestor, I have specially obeyed, and if it goes on like this, Laozi will be stimulated to death by you sooner or later! Wait for me, I’ll come right away! ”

Snap ~~

Toot ~~

The phone is hung up.

Fang Yang looked at his phone, his expression a little embarrassed.

Gag ~~

The sound of the photographer vomiting kept coming from the side.

Looking at that posture, the prawns eaten last night were all spit out.

Fang Yang quickly walked over, helped him up and sat down, took out a bottle of mineral water from the car and handed it over.

“Brother drink saliva and moisten his throat!”

The photographer hurriedly took the mineral water and gulped it.

Ah~~~

Phew~~ha~~Phew~~ha~~

After taking a few deep breaths in a row, he finally came to his senses.

“Brother, your luck, I really obeyed, let’s not bring such a scary ah!”

Fang Yang smiled bitterly and shook his head: “Do you think I want to dig this?” ”

The photographer drank a few more sips of water and choked out: “Cough~~ what should we do, cough~~ just wait here?” ”

“Otherwise, the police have said, protect the crime scene.”

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Twenty minutes later.

A siren sounded.

Two police cars drove up.

Fang Yang stood on the excavator and beckoned to them.

Soon the car drove in his direction, and the road was rolling up in gusts of dust.

When the police car stopped nearby, five police officers got out of the car.

The policeman at the head looked to be in his forties, with a serious face, and strode over: “Did you call the police and dig up the body?” ”

Fang Yang nodded quickly, and at the same time pointed his right hand in the direction of the big pit in front of him.

“The body is in there, only half of the body remains.”

When the police officer heard this, he led several subordinates straight to the big pit.

When the police officer saw the half-amputated body in the pit, he immediately turned his head and said: “Call the medical examiner and ask them to come over for an autopsy.” ”

“Got it, Team Wang.”

After Wang finished speaking, he jumped into the pit and walked towards the corpse.

Fang Yang also looked over curiously.

However, in the next second, I heard a cry of surprise from the Wang team!

Hiss~~

“Xiao Li, don’t call in a hurry!”

“Huh? What’s wrong with Team King? ”

“Come and take a look! Is this a corpse or not? ”

Hearing this, several other policemen jumped into the pit curiously to observe.

Because the body was covered with a lot of dirt, it was impossible to see clearly.

They did not dare to destroy the scene casually, so they had to look left and right on the side.

In the end, the Wang team couldn’t recognize it, and took a stick to carefully remove the dirt on the corpse.

A minute later.

Everyone looked at the corpse dumbfounded.

Fang Yang was stunned.

The photographer is also numb!

The live broadcast room exploded!

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1…..

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1…..

….

——[Haha, laughter is not alive, who is so lacking in virtue to bury the dummy in the soil, and just happened to be dug up. ] 】

——[Fortunately, it’s not a corpse, I’m not afraid at night, it’s so dangerous. 】

——[This seems to be the kind of model that specializes in selling pants in a clothing store, right?] Not to mention that buried in the soil is really like a corpse, you can’t see it without looking closely. 】

——[Player No. 26, I thank you, you contracted my laughter for a year, and this matter is estimated to be funny news of the year when it comes back to the Internet. 】

——[Curious question, does this count as a false alarm?] Will it be caught. 】

——[Thanks to the fact that it was dug up in the broad daylight, if it was dug up at night, the soul could scare him away. 】

——[Seriously, I wish it was a corpse, so much excitement, so interesting! ] 】

…..

Team Wang stood up and looked at Fang Yang, his lips moved slightly, and he held back for a long time and finally said: “Young man, thank you for calling the police.” Close the team! ”

He didn’t blame Fang Yang.

Because he knew that it was certainly not intentional.

Even he himself had studied for half a day just now and found that it was not a corpse, let alone a frightened discoverer.

Fang Yang smiled apologetically: “I’m sorry to delay your time!” ”

Team Wang smiled: “It’s okay, this is our duty, there is nothing to delay and not delay, wouldn’t it be better if it wasn’t a murder, you say?” ”

“Yes, yes, brother go slowly!”

“Okay, boy, goodbye!”

As puffs of dust drifted by, the police car slowly disappeared from sight.

It wasn’t long before a big Ben drove up again.

Boss Yang got out of the car and walked over imposingly: “What about the corpse?” Where is it? ”

Fang Yang smiled bitterly and pointed to the half-cut dummy in the pit.

“Groove! It’s really a corpse, you are the reincarnation of a broom star, right? Don’t call the police yet! ”

“The police have come, just left!”

Boss Yang had a question mark on his face: “What do you mean?” Are you shaking me? ”

Fang Yang shook his head and sighed: “That is a dummy, not a corpse, the police took a look and left!” ”

“Huh? I’ll take a look! ”

A minute later, a kick came up.

Bah! ~

“Obscure!”

Boss Yang panted and climbed up: “Since it’s okay, it’s no better, I’ll leave first if there’s nothing to do, you work hard!” ”

“Okay!”

Seeing the boss leave, Fang Yang sat in the cab again and began to work.

The photographer has long been sitting there prostrate, motionless.

Although it was just an oolong just now.

But the people who care in the live broadcast room have long recorded and broadcast it into a short video and sent it online.

Yesterday such a big thing happened, some self-media have a keen sense of smell, and timely posted Fang Yang’s related short videos on the Internet.

Although the video was all removed afterwards.

But the traffic from video is the biggest value.

Many people have millions of followers in a day because of a video.

This made those who did not react beat their chests.

You must know that millions of fans bring enough value for an ordinary family to live a rich life.

Who does not blush under such a big benefit.

Although it has only been a short period of more than twenty minutes, several versions have been circulated on the Internet.

Those self-media people with a large number of fans gained a lot of viewing traffic and likes and collections during this meeting.

The most commented has even exceeded a thousand.

——[This seems to be the guy who dug the optical cable yesterday, what a cow man, almost dug up the body today, and the police ran for nothing. 】

——[I can’t live laughing, just now I saw a few people squatting down to study the scene of the dummy, and I almost burst out laughing. 】

——[In fact, it can also be understood, at that time, they all thought it was a corpse, and they must have been very careful not to act rashly. 】

——[Does anyone know where this person’s live broadcast room is?] A good man’s life is safe, I really want to watch his live broadcast, it feels so fun! 】

——[I think the most funny thing is the boss, although the temper looks hot, but it’s quite cute, I want to have such a boss will not go to work all day to fish.] 】

——[The worst boss of the year, it is not easy to meet such an employee to live. 】

….

Fang Yang had the surprise he had before, but his mentality was much calmer at this time.

It’s not so tied up in the way of getting done.

Soon another big hole was dug out.

Just as he was about to dig a little deeper.

As soon as the shovel went down, a half-meter-high red liquid instantly splashed in the soil.

Fang Yang looked at the red liquid on the excavator’s shovel, and his brain was confused!

Intuition told him that it was blood!

This specifies that something has been dug up again.

The photographer also saw the blood on the shovel, and his pupils unconsciously dilated, just like seeing a ghost.

Turned his head to look at Fang Yang.

The two looked at each other, and they were a little puzzled and afraid in their hearts.

The police had just left, and he didn’t want to come again.

It’s a shame.

In order to figure out what exactly was dug up.

Fang Yang decided to dig up the dirt and take a look.

As a shovel went deeper, a large chunk of dirt was lifted.

There’s more to the shovel than just dirt.

And a living creature wriggling.

Fang Yang looked carefully with the courage.

I saw a half-amputated python sandwiched in the soil layer.

The python looks like it has thick arms, and it bites the bucket with a bloody mouth.

It’s as if it knows it’s the bucket that splits it in two.

“Brother, look quickly, it’s a big python!”

Fang Yang nodded, he didn’t expect to dig a python.

But why are pythons here, it stands to reason that they should prefer to live in areas with water.

On the one hand, food is plentiful, and on the other hand, pythons themselves love water.

Is there a special reason for this?

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