Let you drive the excavator, you dug up the nuclear bomb

“It’s really fake! I have a chance to introduce me. ”

“That’s a must! I haven’t finished talking yet, in the afternoon, in order not to let him dig out something again, let him drill the wall, and guess what,,, people directly drilled a cave, and there was a bunch of ammunition and artillery from the Anti-Japanese War in the cave! Now the online game has given him another online name, called Fang Cannon! ”

“Groove! Groove! Groove! ”

The man was already speechless in shock, and he lay down vigorously.

Fang Yang outside the box was stunned.

“Magnifier? What is this name, how come the more you hear it, the more wrong it is! Also, I have just crossed over for a few days, where is the small hair, where is the brother. ”

The photographer lay on the table and laughed deadly: “Brother, you are really amazing!” Is this really your brother? ”

Fang Yang smiled and shook his head: “I don’t know!” ”

Today’s meal is really not in vain, before eating the barbecue, the melon is already full.

Listening to himself in other people’s mouths, Fang Yang had the feeling of listening to the book of heaven.

If he were listening to the story, he wouldn’t believe it.

At this time, the third person in the box spoke again: “I just saw the latest news on my mobile phone, laughed at me, tell you guys.” ”

“What? Is it related to Fang Yang? ”

“Yes, didn’t Fang Yang dig a stone at noon and sold it for more than 1 million, what is Tian Huang frozen stone, it looks like frozen, and then dug up porcelain, many people with red eyes went up the mountain with shovels to dig stones.”

“There is a guy who picked up a frozen yellow stone on the mountain, it looks beautiful, crystal clear, and it is definitely a Tian Huang frozen stone, and everyone who goes up the mountain with him is envious, which can give the guy a beautiful lick, and from time to time he licks it, and says that it tastes like ice cream.”

“Guess what?”

The two people next to him looked at him curiously.

“What’s wrong?”

“Say it quickly, it’s a hurry!”

“Haha, it’s funny when I think about it now, but he licked and licked and found that the stone was getting smaller and smaller, and finally the ice outside was completely melted away, and the things inside were Xiang!”

“Groove! Vomit!! Lao Tzu is still eating! ”

“No, why? Why is there such a thing? ”

“Experts on the Internet said that this is the plane fell off, the passenger of the plane after pulling the dumplings, will automatically freeze and find a place where no one is to drop it, he just happened to go to an uninhabited mountain, and he picked it up.”

“Awesome! I’m afraid this guy has a shadow all his life! ”

“I’m Nima, I feel sick even if I think about it! This horse is not Tian Huang Frozen Stone, it should be called Yellow Frozen Stone. ”

Fang Yang also burst out laughing outside.

The photographer covered his stomach and laughed: “Brother, you are not shallow in harming people!” ”

“This has something to do with me!”

“No, I’m laughing and I’m about to stop laughing, how can there be such an unlucky guy.”

Fang Yang also laughed next to him.

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1…..

…..

——[I specially went to search, and there was really this news, and I laughed out of dinner! ] 】

– [The point is that the guy still thinks it tastes like ice cream, has he lost his sense of taste?] Does this also taste like ice cream? 】

——[When I think of the picture of him licking Xiang, I have to vomit out at lunch, which is also disgusting.] 】

– [Nima… Thanks to Lao Tzu who glanced at the live broadcast, I also picked one up just now, and I thought it was a baby,, disgusting Lao Tzu. 】

——[This session of netizens is the most funny and bizarre I have ever seen, exactly what kind of anchor brings out what kind of netizens. 】

——[Digging for treasure is risky, you need to be cautious before licking.] This fact tells us that not everyone can overcome danger like Fang Yang every time. 】

….

The three people in the box laughed badly, and kept talking about topics related to Fang Yang.

Especially the person who said that he knew Fang Yang, he could feel from the outside that he must be spitting and bragging constantly.

Fang Yang was eating barbecue while listening to books, which was quite comfortable.

It’s like listening to someone else’s story.

Especially when I heard the man blow out how they played together when they were children, played together, and pulled Xiang together in the field.

What he said was reasonable, well-grounded, and those who didn’t know really thought that what he said was the truth.

Until more than half an hour later, when the three of them giggled and walked out of the box.

At a glance, he saw the camera on the table, when he saw the person sitting in the chair.

An exclamation!

“Fang Yang?”

When Fang Yang heard this voice, it was the bragging buddy, and he raised his head with a smile and said hello: “Brother, how are you!” ”

The man’s face turned red with a brush, and he should have guessed that Fang Yang heard him bragging.

But it was not exposed, and he quickly smiled awkwardly: “What a coincidence, I didn’t expect you to eat barbecue here!” ”

“Would you like to sit down and eat together?”

The photographer’s face was almost the color of pig’s liver, and he was smiling, and when he saw the man’s embarrassed expression, he almost couldn’t control himself.

“No, no, our brothers have finished eating, you still have to record the show, I won’t bother you, by the way, today’s meal of yours, I invited it!”

After speaking, he pulled a few buddies out to pay, ignoring Fang Yang’s dissuasion in the back.

The other two people heard that it was Fang Yang who shouted one by one to stay and take a group photo.

“Oh Mao, didn’t you see people recording programs? Hurry up, next time when he is not busy, I will ask him to have a big sword, and let you get to know each other when the time comes!” ”

The two looked puzzled like this, and practiced pushing and dragging away.

Fang Yang couldn’t help but laugh as he looked at the table full of barbecue.

“I’m all ready for a luxury today, and there will be someone to treat you!”

The photographer took a sip of mutton, and his mouth was full of oil and cumin powder: “In the future, when we go to eat, we will say that your name is Fang Yang, maybe someone will invite you!” ”

Fang Yang directly stuffed him with a big chicken leg: “Eat your chicken leg, what do you think!” ”

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1…..

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1…..

….

——[The moment the man came out just now, I was embarrassed to pick out the three rooms and one hall with my toes. 】

——[As long as I am not embarrassed, it is someone else who is embarrassed, thanks to Fang Yang not exposing him, otherwise he will lose his face. 】

——[It turns out that you can’t be scared and bragging, maybe one day the object of your bragging will be next door to you and listen. 】

——[This man’s absolute force is social fear, if I directly pull Fang Yang to drink, will I come out of nothing! ] 】

——[Learned, is there such a brother, give me a dozen, I also want to eat without spending money. 】

——[I think the method that the photographer said is feasible, as long as Fang Yang is willing to come to me, I will never force him to eat a big meal! ] 】

…..

After eating the barbecue, the two prepared to go back to the hotel to rest.

Just as they went upstairs to go back to their room, they found three people standing at the door.

One in a suit, one in overalls, and one in a military uniform.

Fang Yang’s face was questioned: “Do you also want to buy too old?” ”

The photographer nodded suspiciously, it should be!

The three people at the door saw Fang Yang come back and immediately greeted him.

The man in the suit took the lead in speaking: “Hello Mr. Fang, I am from the Cultural Relics Bureau, thank you for bringing a batch of very valuable anti-Japanese war cultural relics to the Cultural Relics Bureau today, and the bureau specially asked me to bring 50,000 rewards and a Jing flag to send you!” ”

“Hello Mr. Fang, I am from Xihai City Archaeological Institute, and Professor Qin specially instructed me to personally hand over the 500,000 reward to you, and at the same time, I specially rushed to make a pennant for you!”

The man in military uniform also said politely: “Mr. Fang, I am from the Veterans Office, thank you very much for bringing back the remains of the martyrs, Kyoto attaches great importance to this, and specially called us to thank you well, but we have not prepared a bonus, only a pennant!” ”

After listening to the words of the three, Fang Yang froze!

If you want to be so coincidental, the three of them come together.

Besides, what use do I want him to have in the pennant or something.

Fang Yang politely took everyone’s pennants.

He originally wanted to return the discount, but in a blink of an eye, forget it.

“Trouble you guys, thank you!”

The three of them responded equally politely, chatted for a while and left.

As for the bonus, it was directly transferred to Fang Yang in order to save trouble.

The photographer looked at the few people who were far away, and his brain was still a little unconscious: “Brother, I think you can put away the pennants, and there are more pennants behind!” ”

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