Let You Go Fishing, You Caught A Nuke?

"What, let me complain, if I haven't seen it, Su Dong's bait is earthworm, right? Such a small earthworm is still a small section, even 100,000 are not enough for sharks to eat, there is something wrong with this great white shark. , I have nothing to eat and eat earthworms! Shame!"

"Upstairs, it's a lost fish! Too much lost fish!"

"Hahahahahaha! The devil knows why this great white shark bites the hook, the big black fish weighing more than ten pounds is not enough for it, and I don't understand why it bites such a small amount of earthworms. 99

"Who knows, maybe people have never eaten earthworms before and want to eat them once.

"Great White Shark: There are a lot of sharks in the shop. The real and fake White Shark said, today, in the shoal on the north shore, there is an earthworm. Guess what? It was caught ashore!"

On-site cliff.

The two looked at each other.

After a while, Cai Kun asked tentatively:

"Brother, is this a shark?"

Su Dong nodded blankly, then reacted, walking towards the shark happily,

"Quick, quick! Help me take pictures!! This is my trophy! Hahahahaha! Let you laugh at me for not being able to catch fish!! 35

"In the past, whoever didn't sing was a blockbuster, but now I have Su Dong, and it's amazing! Hahahaha!! Happy! Very happy! 95

Cai Kun's eyelids jumped, "Brother, don't go over there, this is a great white shark! It really bites!

I can understand that you catch a fish to show off, but don't be like that!

Even if the great white shark's strength is greatly damaged on the shore, if it is kissed by this thing, it is not unusual for it to be short of arms and legs!

"It's okay!" Su Dong happily looked at his trophy, "Look at this shark fin, look at this big white tooth, look at this fish skin, it's really tight! 995

As he said that, he also slapped the great white shark's face a few times, causing the great white shark's head and fish tail to scramble.

Cai Kun:

A group of people in the live room:

"Fuck! I'm dying of laughter! I'm afraid the great white shark would never have imagined that he could be slapped by a human being!"

"No, no, no, I'm afraid the great white shark never thought that he would come to land.

"Jaws: Do you know how much damage a Big Toubi can do to me?!""

"The Great White Shark went back to the ocean and wrote a book overnight: A Wonderful Journey on the Road in Another Dimension."

"Hahaha, this great white shark is probably the most shameless shark in the entire Pacific Ocean, and was slapped by a human.

The corners of Cai Kun's mouth twitched, "Big brother, they are also national second-class protected animals, so be nice to them.

"Got it." Su Dong waved his hand and motioned to Cai Kun to take a picture of himself, "Take a few more pictures to show my majesty and domineering.

Cai Kun grinned, "I know eldest brother."

He took out his mobile phone and shot at the camera, without even looking at it, without stopping at all, and took more than a hundred photos in a short while.

He didn't believe it anymore, there were so many photos, but few good ones.

After taking the photo, Su Dong briefly glanced at it, couldn't help smiling with satisfaction, patted Cai Kun's shoulder a few times, and grinned with teeth bared when he was photographed, not knowing whether it was happy or painful,

"Yes, as expected of a photographer, this photo was taken well. 35

After he finished speaking, he walked towards the great white shark, lowered his body and prepared to take the fish hook. The fish hook unearthed by the system is the only one in the world.

And this great white shark, as a national second-class protected animal, cannot be slaughtered, and if it is killed, it will enter the game.

This thing is not very useful to catch, except for taking a photo to pretend to be a saint, it has no other effect, and finally I have to let it go.

It's a live broadcast, in front of millions of people, you can't kill it, right?

Su Dong lowered his head and was about to take the hook, when he saw the great white shark, with its eyes open, used its last strength, opened its big mouth, and bit Su Dong.

Cai Kun was stunned for a moment, and immediately rushed, "Brother, be careful!!"

Before Cai Kun shouted, Su Dong reacted, dodged the fatal blow of the shark with a dodge, and then looked at it with a black face.

"Brother, are you alright?"

"It's okay, this great white shark, if it wasn't on the live broadcast, it designated no good fruit to eat!""

Su Dong had a dark face, if it wasn't for the system adding five points of agility to him, he really couldn't tell if he would be able to escape.

Even if you dodge, it is estimated that a few pieces of skin will be wiped off the ground.

No wonder the system gave him a divination for good luck and bad luck today, and the emotional evil is here!

Su Dong looked at this great white shark, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became. He fished all day long, and was almost bitten by a fish today. Is this still worth it?!

He was furious, "I don't know what to do?! I wanted to let you go back after I took off the hook, but you were so good, you even bit me! It's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, I don't know the good heart"!"

After saying that, he stretched out his right hand and slammed the head of the great white shark,

Hearing the sound of "squeak", the entire great white shark, including its head and body, was sent flying three or four meters away by Su Dong's fan, and hit the rock.

Not far away, Cai Kun was stunned and opened his mouth wide, not knowing what to say.

What happened just now was a little too shocking for him.

Everyone in the live broadcast room watched the whole process, and they were dumbfounded and stunned on the spot. They were no better than Cai Kun. For a time, the entire live broadcast room fell into a rare blank screen.

But immediately, when everyone reacted, the barrage in the live broadcast room ushered in a big explosion.

"Fuck!!! What did I just see?! Did I read that right?!

"Brother Dongzi actually slapped the great white shark out four or five meters away!

"Nima, I know that Brother Dongzi is very strong, he can catch the cannon Kyushu Ding, he can fight with the great white shark for more than an hour, and he still has the energy to pull it up, but I never imagined that Brother Dongzi is so powerful!! "

"This is a great white shark!!! It's still an adult great white shark! It is four or five meters long, and its weight is estimated to be over 1,000 kilograms, almost a ton. With such a heavy volume, how did Brother Dongzi slap the great white shark with one slap? Shark fan flying?!

"It's outrageous that Nima can fan and fly. It's not as simple as being able to pull it or catch it. It's directly letting the great white shark get off the ground and let it fly. Moreover, the great white shark is so large that it needs to be How much power can do it?!

"Damn! Did Brother Dongzi practice some martial arts secrets?! Otherwise, why is he so strong?!

"I suspect that it's not just martial arts secret books, but immortal cultivation secret books..."

"Outrageous! It's outrageous! I suspect Su Dong is evolving behind the back of all humanity!

"It's over, this great white shark has completely lost face, and it was the first to be fanned by humans, and it is estimated that it will not be able to see other sharks when it returns to the ocean.

"Whether it can go back is one thing... If I read it right, the great white shark was rolling its eyes just now?!

"Fuck! Listening to what you said, I even watched the replay, it's true, Nima, Su Dong won't slap the shark to death, right?!

"???I can't, the great white shark's skin is rough and fleshy, how could it be fanned to death."

"Tsk tsk, if it is really slapped to death, it will be a big joke. This will be the first shark in history to be slapped to death by a human, and Su Dong will also be the first in history to slap a shark to death. The human beings... or the kind that have video recordings throughout!"

"Hi... If Brother Dongzi really fanned the shark to death, would there be any trouble? After all, this is a national second-class protected animal, and it's the kind of live broadcast.

"No, human life is the most important thing. Any protected animal that endangers human life, that person can fight back until he kills the other party, even the giant panda Chinese alligator. The great white shark just now obviously wanted to To make Su Dong die, in this case, there is no problem for Su Dong to fight back.

"It turns out that it's up."

"That being said, but someone will definitely take the rhythm, and it's best not to die."

on the cliff.

Cai Kun was stunned to see this scene.

On one side is Su Dong, who is still furious, and on the other is a great white shark who has rolled his eyes and doesn't know his life or death.

This scene, he could not have dreamed of it.

What the hell?!

I have only heard of great white sharks biting people, and this is the first time I have witnessed a great white shark being slapped and slapped.

This is outrageous!

Cai Kun blinked and asked carefully:

"Brother? This great white shark won't be slapped to death by you, right?"

"No, I know in my heart, I didn't use too much force, this idiot was just stunned." Su Dong clapped his hands and snorted coldly.

Not too hard...

Cai Kun can't help but feel numb in his scalp, big brother, your pretense is too fresh and refined, isn't it?!

I didn't use too much force, I just knew that I just fainted.

Co-authoring, can you really slap this great white shark to death?

In the live room, everyone was shocked by Su Dong's words.

"If someone else said this, even if he was Tyson, I would think he was bragging, but this is what the mover said, and I can only say: awesome!!!"

"When others say this, it's bragging, but when Brother Dongzi says this, it's really arrogant!!"

"Hahahahaha it's like this, others must be 100% bragging when they say this, I believe 200% when Brother Dongzi said this."

"Don't say it, Brother Dongzi doesn't seem to be panicking, so I choose to believe his words. 95

"Who said that, you forgot what Brother Dongzi would say every day: I will definitely catch fish today!!

"Hahaha, that one doesn't count, that one counts as a flag, and doesn't count as a lie.

"Really, before today, even if Brother Dongzi said he could slap a great white shark, I thought he was bragging, but in the last second he slapped a full four or five meters away, and now I believe it. .99

"Exaggerated! Too exaggerated! Seeing today's scene, I believe that Wu Song's fight against a tiger is a real thing.

"This Nima, I have a hunch that the Great White Shark is likely to be on the hot search again, even on the Internet. The visual shock of this matter is far stronger than that of Kyushu Ding."

on the cliff.

Su Dong touched his chin and suddenly asked:

"Are you hungry?

Cai Kun was taken aback, "Me? I must be hungry! I was hungry an hour ago, but I..."

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Su Dong, who pointed at the great white shark and asked excitedly:

"Then what do you think of the two of us grilling this fish at noon today?"

"Let me tell you, this shark is full of treasures, not to mention the shark's fin. The liver, tail, eyes, and even bones are all rare and good things. Really, this fish alone The two shark fins on the left and right are enough for us to have a full meal."

Hearing this, Cai Kun fell into a cold sweat.

"Brother, don't make trouble, a group of people are watching in the live broadcast room, killing a shark is going to go to jail. 55

Su Dong waved his hand, "It's okay, it attacked me just now, I fought back with tears in my eyes for my own safety, and accidentally killed it, it's not illegal, no one will say anything. 99

Cai Kun wiped the sweat from his forehead, "Brother, what you said just now, this great white shark just passed out, not dead yet."

Su Dong was taken aback, "I just said that?"

Cai Kun nodded fiercely, "I said it. 35

"Then I was wrong!" Su Dong said neatly.

Cai Kun:.....99

Good guy, this brother's revenge is really strong, people just want to bite you, you want to eat...

what?

That seems to be normal.

But anyone who was almost killed by a shark would probably want revenge.

From this point of view, he seems to understand Su Dong's thoughts.

But understanding is understanding, killing is really not killing!

Cai Kun persuaded: ".|| Big brother really can't do it, there are so many people. "

"Nonsense, this fish is already dead, it's not a waste to let it go, it's better to give up the flesh and satisfy the appetite of the two of us."5

"Besides, when you look at this fish, do you ask him to say yes? If you look at this fish again, you can't even open it.

Saying that, Su Dong patted the shark's head again.

Then……

I don't know if it's time, or if Su Dong's slap played a role, but in short, the shark opened his eyes again.

"..."

People in the live room:

Su Dong narrowed his eyes and looked at the great white shark with a hint of danger in his eyes.

You just finished saying that you are already dead, you can't even open your eyes, but in the next second, you will open your eyes.

Isn't this hitting me in the face?!

For a while, Su Dong's right hand was a little itchy, looking at the head of the great white shark, he couldn't help but move a little.

This great white shark has rough skin and thick flesh, and with such great strength just now, he was only dizzy for such a short time. It seems that he will use more strength next time.

However, just when Su Dong wanted to make a big comparison, the great white shark seemed to sense some danger, and immediately closed his eyes and began to pretend to be dead.

Su Dong was stunned for a moment, then nodded in satisfaction, turned his head and said to Cai Kun:

"Look, this fish is indeed dead, although he opened his eyes just now, it was just a flashback.

Cai Kun:

+!

First time I heard that sharks have come back!

"Brother, don't make trouble, quickly take off the hook, and then put the shark back into the sea, let's eat early, it will be sooner. 39 Cai Kun said a little speechless.

Su Dong glanced at this great white shark with regret. There were many people, and now he was out of a dangerous situation. It was really not easy to start.

Next time he has a chance, he must taste the shark fin and fish liver.

"Okay, get the hooks early and put them back into the water, eat early, and slip with this great white shark for an hour, I'm starving to death. 99

After speaking, Su Dong raised his hand and slapped it again, knocking the great white shark unconscious again.

Everyone in the live broadcast room: (Wang Dezhao) "???"

What the fuck?! Pumping again?!

Cai Kun: "???

He looked at Su Dong in surprise, "Big brother, why are you smoking it again?"

At this moment, Su Dong was lowering his head to take the hook, and he said without looking up:

"Nonsense, I don't smoke it, what should I do if he bites me when I take out the hook?"

The clay figurine still has three points of anger, not to mention Su Dong.

If he really wants to be bitten a second time, he will not care about the live broadcast, and he will definitely use all his strength to kill this silly fish.

After taking the hook, take the rod and tuck the line up little by little.

After doing all this, Su Dong patted the shark's head again to wake it up.

The great white shark seemed to have some intelligence, knowing that he had just been photographed fainted again, and when he woke up, he looked at Su Dong and glared angrily.

Of course all this was ignored by Su Dong.

Cai Kun's brows twitched, and he was dazzled by this series of actions.

"Brother, why did you wake this thing up again?"

Su Dong looked at the surface of the water, moved left and right, and seemed to find the best position to send the shark back to the sea. While looking for a position, he said:

"How can you send him into the water if you don't wake up? Sharks are not simple fish. They swim all their lives and can't stop because they can only breathe and survive if they keep swimming.

"If it was sent into the sea when it was in a coma, the great white shark could have drowned in the water because it was lethargic and could not breathe. 99

‘Sharks can drown too?!” Cai Kun asked in disbelief with his mouth wide open.

"certainly!"

After speaking, Su Dong seemed to have found a good position. He first took a few steps back and then ran for a while. When he was about to approach the great white shark, he suddenly raised his right foot and kicked the great white shark to the middle of the fish body.

"Let's go!"

Afterwards, I saw this great white shark take off along an arc. I don't know if it was because of excitement. It shook its tail a few times in the air, and then fell into the sea more than ten meters away and disappeared.

Watching this scene, Su Dong couldn't help but exclaim: "Good shot!

Cai Kun: "??!!!"

Everyone in the live broadcast room: "??!!! Damn!!"