Let You Go Fishing, You Caught A Nuke?

Thinking of the scene of the great white shark wagging its tail in the air just now, Su Dong couldn't help but admire:

"This great white shark was wagging its tail in the air just now, thanking me, like a puppy wagging its tail."

The corners of Cai Kun's eyes kept twitching. Did he feel the pain yesterday?

Just use your hand to fan the shark four or five meters away, and you will be stunned by the fan.

Now this eldest brother is using his feet, and he still kicks more than ten meters away. This force...I can't even think about it.

In the live broadcast room, everyone was once again shown by Su Dong's show.

"Great White Shark: Lao Tzu is a fish! A shark! An ocean killer! Not a ball!"

"Fuck hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha when I saw the great white shark fly out!!

"I laughed so loudly, Nima, just kick it straight away. Why do you have to tell me to go away? It made me laugh."

"What's the matter, if I hadn't watched the live broadcast, I would have thought that I was watching a movie and kicked the fish away with one kick. Is this the power a man should have?"

"I'm tired of saying these two words outrageous..."

"I also laughed and I'm sorry, mainly because the great white shark was in the air, and it actually twisted a few times. I couldn't help it hahaha."

"How do you say that, if you are kicked like this by Brother Zi, you will lie on the ground and twist like a maggot, because it hurts, Brother Dong Zi's strength is obvious to all, I doubt that if someone comes here, he will be kicked on the spot. die."

"Get rid of the suspicion. A ton and a half of great white sharks can be kicked into the air. If this force is kicked on a person, it will be thrown into the coffin on the spot."

"The great white shark is still fierce. It can still move after being hit like this. It is worthy of being the top predator in the ocean. 39

"Uh, this great white shark will be fine, right?"

"It's rough and fleshy, so it should be fine. Besides, even if something happens, we won't be able to see it."

"It's like this, so just pretend it's all right, we can't see it anyway.

"To be honest, just when the shark bit Su Dong just now, it was me who had to slaughter him earlier, and he moved his hand first, so I'm not afraid of it.

"Okay, don't brag, it's up to you to die under the shark's mouth, and there's no chance to kill him. I really think I'm a Saiyan, not everyone is Su Dong."

Cliff Mountain.

Cai Kun cautiously approached the edge of the cliff, stuck his head out and looked down.

Um‥…

A blue sky, except for the ferocious waves that constantly beat the cliffs and broken reefs, nothing else could be seen.

He turned his head and asked incredulously:

"Brother, you won't kick the great white shark to death, will you?"

Su Dong rolled his eyes, "Am I like that?"

Cai Kun thought for a while, then nodded solemnly, "Like!

I can't talk today.

620 Su Dong rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Relax, the shark's vitality is much stronger than you think. Just now, it twisted like a maggot in the air, how could something happen."5

"If I'm kicking the head, then maybe there's something wrong. The body doesn't matter. The shark's body is as hard as steel.

"..."

Hear this is human words?!

I kicked the shark out more than ten meters away, and I just felt a little pain in my foot. Are you complaining, or are you in Versailles?

"Brother, in fact, we can push it down slowly, it doesn't have to be kicked, it's only a few meters, and it's just a slap in the face."

Su Dong laughed and said, "Why, you want to bite me, but I almost got bitten, I can kick it back with one kick, and you expect me to push it back slowly? I miss peaches!

After speaking, he glanced at the group of reefs at the bottom of the cliff and continued:

"Besides, I'm also doing it for its own good. If I push it down slowly like you said, then it will most likely hit the reefs. If it hits it at such a height, even if it is a great white shark, it can't hold it.

"Yes! I forgot about the reef." Cai Kun slapped his head and suddenly realized.

Su Dong moved his ankle. He kicked his foot just now and is still a little numb. He turned his ankle and said casually.

"Otherwise, you thought I was looking for a position before kicking, but I was looking for a direction without rocks. 99

"Big brother is wise!" Cai Kun was flattering at the right time.

"Let's go, let's go eat!" Su Dong scratched his head, looking at his surroundings a little speechless, "But I'm afraid there aren't many people in this wilderness?"

Cai Kun Yile, he finally got to perform on stage!

He put down the camera and ran excitedly behind a rock that was more than four meters high.

It was the rock that the great white shark smashed into the porcelain just now.

A few seconds later, Cai Kun came out with two big bags of rice, and came to ask for credit with joy.

"Brother, eat quickly!! If you don't eat it, it will be cold!"

Saying that, he opened the plastic bag.

One of the bags was rice, and I bought eleven boxes, with an average of 500 ml per box.

The second bag contains a few stir-fried vegetables, a plate of hot and sour shredded potatoes, a plate of braised large intestines, a portion of dry-simmered pork ribs, a portion of farmhouse fried pork, plus two portions of corn pork ribs soup and two bottles of water.

Su Dong watching and the live broadcast room were stunned.

Of course, the reasons for the two stunned are somewhat different.

The crowd in the live broadcast room is like this,

"What the hell?! Two people order so many dishes?! A dozen rice?! Is this a pig?! 39

"Pigs can't eat so much! Seriously doubt they can finish it."

"Eat shit, I'll watch a replay, there are eleven boxes of rice, five and a half boxes per person on average, with so many dishes, four dishes and two soups, so much weight, enough for four people to eat, the two of them What to eat?!35

"The dishes are okay, mainly rice, eleven boxes of rice, what are two people doing with such rice?! Feed the pigs!

"Indeed, even if two people can eat again, two boxes of rice are enough for one person? After all, there are so many dishes, and two bowls of soup, this photographer is also strange, what do you buy so much rice for?! There is something wrong. "5

"It's over, I seem to see the arrogant faces of those sunspots on Weibo, if there is any leftovers that can't be eaten today, sunspots can scold them until next year.

"+... Isn't this photographer a traitor sent by the enemy?"

"No, no, I think this photographer is quite interesting, and I get along well with Brother Dongzi, maybe it's just plain stupid."

"Actually, if you really want to be hacked because you can't finish eating and wasting food, there's really no way to do this. Brother Dongzi is indeed right, and it's really unreasonable to waste food, especially during live broadcasts. 39

"Oh, it's like this, but it's not a big problem, as long as it's not caught for whoring prostitutes, gambling on drugs and tax evasion, the problem won't be too big.

And Su Dong's angle is this:

"Fuck! As expected of my good brother! Knowing that my brother is hungry, even the meal is ready."

"What! I actually bought so many portions of rice?! This is a really good brother! I even bought so much rice, I'm so happy, I can eat enough at noon today!!

on the cliff.

The two found a shaded area, placed the camera, and ate happily.

"This large intestine is delicious, it doesn't sink at all, it's really fragrant!

"Hey... This corn rib soup is delicious! It's not worse than a five-star hotel, and sure enough, there are also surprises in the street shop.

"Shredded potatoes and stir-fried pork are average, and the pork ribs are just barely enough. It's acceptable."

While eating, Su Dong chatted:

"When did you get this? Where did you get it, I remember you've been filming here."

Cai Kun smiled and raised his mobile phone proudly, "Order takeaway! With the money in place, I can bring you anything you want."

takeout???

Su Dong looked at the surrounding scene, the ocean, the jungle, the cliffs, the cliffs.

Can this place also deliver takeout?!

really!

If he remembered correctly, it was more than half an hour away from downtown Xinhui, and there were no prosperous towns nearby, but there were a few small villages. He originally planned to go to the villages to eat something.

Who would have thought that he had eaten a feast of four dishes and one soup.

So he was a little curious and surprised.

"Can takeout still be here? It's going to go to sea." Su Dong said strangely.

Cai Kun disapproved, "Brother, you don't understand the delivery person, the money is in place, even if you have already gone overseas, as long as the money is in place, the take-out can be delivered to you. 99

Su Dong understands that the location is not important, the point is that the money is in place.

As long as the money is in place, deep mountains and old forests can send it to you.

"So how much is the delivery fee?" he twitched at the corner of his mouth.

Cai Kun smiled, "One hundred and forty-three for takeaway meals, seventy-two for delivery, brother, this is the cost of the show, but we can't pay for my private house, you have to reimburse me for it.

Su Dong grinned, good guy, the delivery fee is 72 yuan, no wonder the delivery is so fast.

"It's good to talk, let's eat first, it's all a little."

Half an hour later, the two of them sat contentedly leaning against the rock, burping constantly,

"Brother, this meal is really comfortable.

"Really comfortable, the main location is also good, sea view, mountain view everything, still on the cliff."

"Brother, it's a little hard to eat, let's rest for a while before fishing?"

(bjfa)

"Hiccup~, I also think, now at 1:30, let's rest for an hour, let's get up to fish at 2:35. 35

"agree!"

After all, the two of them didn't care about the camera, they closed their eyes, leaned their backs against the rock, squinted and fell asleep.

In the live broadcast room, everyone was shocked again, not only because of the two sleeping in front of millions of viewers, but also because of Su Dong's appetite...

"Damn it! Damn it! Did I read it right?! A whole ten bowls of rice, a lot of meat dishes, and a bowl of soup were all solved by Brother Zi alone?!

"This Nima, is he still a human?! A person ate ten boxes of rice, which is five thousand milliliters, a full five liters! Isn't his stomach swollen?

"It's confirmed, Brother Dongzi is the real big stomach king. Even if the other big stomach kings finished the live broadcast, most of them go to the toilet to induce vomiting, but Brother Dongzi, he actually has time to sleep! Obviously, the stomach feels very ok and fully supported. live.35

"Grandma's, I kind of understand why the photographer bought ten boxes of rice. Why is he buying too much? He must have come prepared! 99

"Five liters of rice, plus a lot of vegetables, it's not uncomfortable at all after eating, and I even have time to sleep, I really like it, Brother Dongzi is really awesome!

"No wonder Brother Dongzi is so strong! Eating so much food, if you don't have enough strength, you will be a ghost. 99

"Interjection, Brother Dongzi and the photographer, sleeping in front of so many of us, how did they fall asleep?! Isn't it embarrassing?"

"Tsk tsk, if there is a sleepwalker between these two, it will be uncomfortable."

"Fuck, there's a cliff next to this, if there is a sleepwalker, with such a big wave, it is estimated that the body will not be salvaged!

"I'm back, I'm taking a break from the anchor, and I'll come back to watch the show at 2:30.""

"Me too, the university started, and I slept for half an hour to go to class.

On Weibo, another familiar entry appeared on the hot search.

Hot search number 1:【 Su Dong caught a shark. 】

The second hot search: [The harm caused by a big bag to sharks]

The third hot search: [Shark was fanned by Su Dong]

Hot search fourth: [The shark was kicked into the sea by Su Dong]

Hot search fifth:【Su Dong eats ten servings of rice】

Accidentally, Su Dong dominates the list again.

In contrast, many celebrities in the entertainment industry said that they are used to...

From Monday to Friday, every morning until late at night, Su Dong never disappeared.

From corpses, to guns and ammunition, to artillery shells, then two consecutive Kyushu tripods yesterday, until today's shark incident.

Today's entertainment stars are actually a little calm.

Don't panic, although you can't get on the hot search, other coquettish bitches can't get on the hot search either.

This wave, ah, this wave is not a loss.

Anyway, this Su Dong is not a person in the entertainment industry. After participating in the show, he will disappear. He will occupy the hot search for so long, as long as he does not conflict with himself!

They even ate the melon with great interest, slapped the great white shark, and kicked the great white shark more than ten meters away.

What the fuck?!

Is that human being?!

They don't even dare to make movies like this!

And how did he catch the great white shark?!

Isn't this normal?!

I heard that sea fish are stupid, and they are particularly good at fishing. Could it be that this sea fish refers to a shark?!

In addition to the shock to the stars, today's hot search has also shocked the ordinary melon eaters.

Most of his remarks are the same as in the live broadcast room, so I won't put them here.

remove a few...

"Tears! My brother Dongzi actually caught a fish!"

"Brother Dongzi, who has been in the Air Force, has actually caught a fish! Ye Qingjie!"

"Hammer! Where is the air force? Although they don't fish, they have caught a lot of other messy things. You can't catch them if you want to!"5

"In any case, my youth is over, and Brother Dongzi actually caught a fish. Although it's a shark, it's a bit unusual, but it's still a fish, it's not easy!

Extranet.

incredible.

The fact that Su Dong caught a great white shark was even more popular on the Internet than Kyushu Ding.

Someone caught Su Dong's great white shark, and then the video clip of slap and kick was posted on the Internet.

And this person is still a foreigner.

Su Dong's live broadcast room often appeared in unknown language, and it is estimated that one or several of them uploaded it.

Because not just one site has videos, twitter, facebook, youtube, ins, and other sites have great white shark videos, all sites are reposted like crazy.

In short, Su Dong was on fire in an instant.

Or, the video of the great white shark became popular in an instant, the kind that really became popular all over the Internet.

Perhaps compared with the historical and symbolic things like Jiuzhou Ding, the Internet is more inclined to exciting and exciting videos.

Obviously, the video of Su Dong fanning the great white shark with a slap is very exciting, and it makes people's hormones explode.

"Wow! How is this done?!!! One slap can actually fan the great white shark! That's a full ton of weight! 35

"Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu!!! This must be Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu!! I've seen it before! No way! I'm going to Dragon Kingdom! I want to learn this!! I have to learn this!

"Fake! After watching the video, I think I can do it, so let's go and test the water with a great white shark!

"This is the legendary Dragon Kingdom Kung Fu?!""

"You may not believe it when you say it. Every September, students from elementary school to junior high school and college students in Longguo will gather together and be taught by instructors to learn Longguo Kungfu for a week to a month. It's really terrible! They Kung Fu Superman per capita!"

"Wow!! Why is this Dragon Country man so handsome! Will he come back to North America in the future?'99

"Ouma, this person can kick a great white shark more than ten meters with one kick, it's incredible, I don't know if Tyson in our country can do it.

"Tyson? Forget it. He can't even beat a lion that weighs more than 400 pounds, not to mention a great white shark that weighs several times more."

"From a medical and human dynamics standpoint, this is clearly an impossible force, how on earth did this man do it?!

"Hahahaha. I'm sorry, you are all focusing on kung fu, am I the only one who thinks the last scene of the shark's tail swinging is funny and cute? I'm going to make it into an emoji.

"!!! Sure enough, just like in the movie, a slap can easily shoot a shark flying. Could this be the legendary Tai Chi?!

"Master!!! From today onwards, he is my master!! That last kick is so handsome!!"