Life in a quiet village in Xianshan
Chapter 157 Monkey Wine
Hu Yanqiu felt funny when he heard Gu Siwei's incoherent words.
The expression on Xiao Ma's face was much more miserable than before. He grabbed Gu Siwei's pants and started sobbing.
It made Gu Siwei's heart flutter when he looked at it.
"What's wrong, what's wrong, what happened to them?"
Hu Yanqiu had never seen this posture before. She had never seen a monkey shed tears, let alone a group of monkeys crying with sad faces, so she asked urgently.
Guan Jian and Gu Siwei have never met before. These days, the monkeys react a little bit from time to time. Gu Siwei didn't guess what they wanted to express, so naturally he couldn't care. He originally thought that the monkeys would take him there, but the monkeys If he doesn’t bring it, what can he do?
"You guys, I asked you to take me there, but you didn't take me. If you didn't take me, there would be a lot of nonsense. What do you think you want to do?" Gu Siwei said angrily.
As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Ma pulled up the corner of Gu Siwei's trousers and squeaked at Gu Siwei.
"Hey, I got enlightened today!"
This action was very familiar to Gu Siwei. This was how the monkeys used to ask him to beat other monkeys, which meant that the pony was dragging him somewhere or looking for something.
"Let's go!"
These days, I have been harassed by this group of monkeys no matter what. Gu Siwei also wants to know what happened to make these monkeys behave like this.
As soon as Gu Siwei raised his foot, a group of monkeys immediately followed and surrounded Gu Siwei.
Hu Yanqiu naturally followed Gu Siwei. As she walked, she looked at the monkeys around her and kept asking: "What's going on? Where are we going?"
"Just don't go. This is a mountainous area. You belong to a girl..."
"You look down on us lesbians? I told you that women can hold up half the sky." How could Hu Yanqiu miss such a great opportunity to watch the excitement, let alone watch it with Gu Siwei.
Gu Siwei smiled and said: "Okay, okay, I know you can hold up half the sky. I can't change these two sentences every time, so just follow. If the road is not good, you can come back by yourself. I won't Someone can take care of you."
Gu Siwei didn't know where the monkey was going to take him, but with Hu Yanqiu following him, there was no good way. If the road was really difficult, he would have to coax her back first. As for whether it was possible or not, he would still be able to do it when the time came. she.
There can't be room for Hu Yanqiu, that would be ridiculous.
Following the monkey group all the way south, we left Calabash Valley and walked up the mountain. After walking for a while, we turned into a woods.
Gu Siwei was stunned when he entered the woods, because he had never known that there was a crack on the mountain in these woods, and the crack was quite big, almost two meters wide. Let alone a person. Even the lead mule can get through.
Moreover, the slope in the crack is quite gentle. First, it went up for about ten meters, and suddenly the slope began to go down again, entering the mountain as it went down.
All the way down, after walking about ten meters, suddenly my eyes lit up and I found a platform about the size of a room appeared in front of me.
The platform was very flat, as if cut with a knife or an axe. It was surrounded by mountains on all sides, except that the sky above the head was exposed at a height of about ten meters. Gu Siwei felt as if he was standing at the bottom of a bowl.
"What is this place?" Hu Yanqiu asked.
"I don't know either. It's my first time here just like you," Gu Siwei said.
As he was talking, Gu Siwei felt something dripping on his head. He reached out and touched it and found that the thing was sticky, which made Gu Siwei feel sick.
"Holy shit, some bird pooped on top of my head," Gu Siwei cursed.
Subconsciously retracting his hand in front of his eyes, Gu Siwei discovered that what was stuck on his hand was not bird droppings, but a light yellow viscous liquid.
This thing is definitely not shit. If someone poops like this, then... Oh, there may be something that poops like this. That guy is called an aphid.
At this time Gu Siwei knew what this thing was.
It’s honey! That's right, the kind of honey.
"Is this honey?"
Hu Yanqiu also noticed it and stretched his head to look above his head to find where the honey was dripping.
"Siwei, look, look, where is it?" Hu Yanqiu stretched out his discovery to show Gu Siwei.
Gu Siwei also saw it. On the highest mountain wall, the mountain wall there was concave inward, forming a space that could block wind and rain. There was a dense honeycomb hanging there. The shape was the same as Gu Siwei had never seen before. Passed.
All the hives he had seen were round, but these were different, like super-large black fungus growing on the cliff.
If you don't look carefully, the color of these guys is the same as the rock wall.
If it hadn't been for this drop on Gu Siwei's head, maybe neither of them would have discovered it.
Putting the honey in his hand to his mouth and sucking it, Gu Siwei said: "It's so sweet! It's not the sweetness of sugar, but the kind of long and delicate sweetness. You should also have a taste."
As he spoke, Gu Siwei subconsciously wiped it again and stretched it towards Hu Yanqiu beside him.
How can Hu Yanqiu know how to eat? Girls at this time love to be clean, and this action is too ambiguous. How can Hu Yanqiu be embarrassed?
Pushing Gu Siwei's hand away: "I won't eat, your hands are too dirty."
Gu Siwei didn't pay much attention, and said to Hu Yanqiu: "Let's be careful, there might be some wild beast in here."
As soon as he finished speaking, the beast barked.
As soon as he heard the call, Gu Siwei almost couldn't hold it back, and even Hu Yanqiu started to laugh.
Who is it if it’s not Da Mao!
Yes, it's Da Mao who's calling inside.
It was obvious that Da Mao heard Gu Siwei's voice and said hello.
Gu Siwei walked a few steps along the crack and found that it was actually a natural cave. As soon as he walked in, he felt a cold air coming towards him, making him shiver.
"Good guy, what's the temperature here?" Gu Siwei sighed.
"It must be at least ten degrees colder than outside," Hu Yanqiu said shivering.
Da Mao walked out, with traces of honey still hanging on the corners of his mouth.
When he saw Gu Siwei's big fur, he barked twice. When he saw Hu Yanqiu, he became very enthusiastic. He came to Hu Yanqiu's side and rubbed his big fat head against Hu Yanqiu's leg.
Gently going up and taking a photo, looking at Da Mao's buttocks, Gu Siwei smiled and said: "You ungrateful bitch, I bought you off with just a few packets of peach cakes."
Before Gu Siwei could finish his words, he heard a group of monkeys squeaking at Da Mao, and their voices were extremely angry.
Gu Siwei didn't fully understand it, but he felt that he already had a general idea. It was almost his own monkey and Da Mao who discovered this treasure land with honey, so they started arguing.
The monkey was no match for Da Mao. He had no choice but to move himself here just to get a share of the honey.
"What a pity, what a pity!"
Gu Siwei looked at Da Mao and the monkeys and sighed like this.
Hu Yanqiu felt strange when he saw Gu Siwei's expression, and asked, "What's the pity?"
"It's nothing, I'm laughing at these two guys, they don't know a common saying" Gu Siwei pretended.
Hu Yanqiu was very happy: "What is the saying?"
"When cranes and clams fight, the fisherman will gain," Gu Siwei said.
Hu Yanqiu didn't understand for a while, and looked at Gu Siwei in confusion for a while before asking: "What do you mean? What's the crane and what's the clam, which one is the crane and which one is the clam?"
Gu Siwei stretched out his hand and pointed at Da Mao and the group of monkeys: "It doesn't matter, who is the crane and who is the clam on both sides are the same. Now it is obvious that they started making trouble because of honey. So."
"so what?"
After waiting for a while, Hu Yanqiu found that Gu Siwei was still being pushy, and he couldn't help it anymore. If she didn't say anything, she would be ready to kick him. Sometimes this man is very popular, and sometimes people can't help but want to kick him. foot.
"If we don't have this honey, why don't we just grab it? The conflict is resolved," Gu Siwei said with a smile.
Hu Yanqiu said: "Nothing...oh, so you want to take advantage of these honeys."
Now Hu Yanqiu figured it out.
Hu Yanqiu laughed when he figured it out: "You are so shameless, you even want to embezzle things from monkeys and big hair."
"How can this be called corruption? I only think for their own good. If you eat too much honey, your teeth will be bad, and you might even get diabetes. It's up to me to bear this kind of pressure. Hahahaha" Gu Siwei laughed.
"Let's go back and get something to collect honey." Gu Siwei waved his hand and turned around to leave.
Hu Yanqiu followed.
The two returned to the door of the big house.
Tao Yisheng was already up at this time, and he couldn't help but laugh when he saw the two people coming back one after another.
Seeing Tao Yisheng's smile, Gu Siwei didn't understand at first why the old man was smiling so weirdly so early in the morning. When he came back to his senses, he realized that the old man had gone wrong.
"That's not the case!"
Gu Siwei said immediately.
Tao Yisheng asked with a smile: "What's going on?"
"We found a honey nest. We came back to get the pots and things to collect honey."
Gu Siwei was in a good mood and had no time to talk nonsense with the old man. After talking, he started to go into the house to look for things. He found everything suitable for climbing, hooks, pots and jars.
How could Tao Yisheng be absent from such a thing, so the three of them each held something in their hands and headed towards the honey tunnel.
When Gu Siwei and Hu Yanqiu brought Tao Yisheng to the place, they raised their hands.
"Well, that's it."
Tao Yisheng looked up and exclaimed: "Oh! Monkey Honey!"
"What?"
After hearing Tao Yisheng's words, Gu Siwei said: "Old man, don't try to fool me. This stuff is made by bees and has nothing to do with monkeys."
After hearing this, Tao Yisheng said disdainfully: "You hairless boy knows nothing. There must be some honey wine hidden by monkeys nearby."
"Aren't you talking nonsense?" Gu Siwei didn't believe it: "According to you, this monkey can still create a wine trust?"
Tao Yisheng didn't know what procrastination in the wine industry meant, but he knew it was not a good word, and he was not in the mood to argue with Gu Siwei, so he pulled Gu Siwei away and walked inside.
After entering the final cave, Tao Yisheng raised his head and looked around, and soon he started laughing.
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