Little Life on An American Ranch
Chapter 480: want to curse
Chapter 480 Want to curse
Selina grabbed Jian Heng and asked, "What are you doing?"
Jian Heng rolled up his sleeves and said, "I'm going to beat this kid up. Didn't you see how he deserves a beating? Besides, you scared that little girl so much that she almost peed her pants."
Blakely covered her mouth and laughed secretly: "Are you going to jump down and beat him?"
Jian Heng nodded and replied: "Yes, otherwise, can I call that little fat man up and beat him up?"
"Isn't it just a matter of calling up and beating?" Blakely reached out and picked up a piece of pastry without saying a word, and directly smashed it on the head of the little fat man downstairs who was looking at the girl.
Snapped!
If it weren’t for the fact that Briley had worked as a secret agent before, this move was accurate, and the thrown pastry just hit the fat man’s forehead.
Fatty was having fun here, suddenly felt something hit his head, stretched out his hand and subconsciously slapped it, and directly covered the stuffing in his hand.
"Who, do you need a beating?"
The fat man became angry when he saw the dim sum in his palm, and turned his head towards the second and third floors and yelled, "Who's so **** blind, how dare you touch me!..." .
The fat man was yelling at people, when he suddenly saw a woman's head protruding from the private room on the third floor. At first glance, the complexion was that of an aristocrat, but when he saw this person's appearance, he was stunned. Stop it, open your mouth enough to hold a big pear.
Rubbing his eyes, he saw that familiar face was still smiling at him, and beckoned, apparently beckoning him to go up.
"Who is looking for death, who is looking for death?!"
Fatty's entourage drew out their weapons, and yelled in tandem with their master.
Snapped!
Before the entourage finished speaking, he covered his cheeks and looked at his fat master in disbelief. There was only one message in his eyes: why are you beating me? It's not that the snack I threw hit you on the head.
"Don't say a few words, hurry up and stand up for me!" The fat man said angrily, and while talking, he lifted his fur fur and ran towards the stairs with Xiao Pao.
thump! thump! thump!
Don't look at the fat man, he climbed the small stairs really fast, and within a few minutes he slipped straight to the door of the private room on the third floor.
Turning around, he saw two of his followers following up, and pouted at them, "You all stay here!"
"Master?!" The attendant looked worried, for fear that his master would be assassinated or something, and it would be difficult to do business by himself.
The fat man said impatiently: "Who the **** dares to assassinate me at this time!"
Hearing what the fat man said, the attendant took two steps back, but he still stood on the stairs, pulled out his weapon, and rushed to the door as if preparing for something wrong.
But when the fat man knocked on the door and yelled at the door, the hand of the entourage who pulled the knife began to tremble involuntarily.
"Grandma, grandma, grandson, I see you are coming!" At this time, the fat man's face was not as fierce as before, he looked like a good baby, and his words were a little lighter.
At this time, Jian Heng was embarrassed. To be honest, it was not just embarrassment that could be explained. He was preparing a hero to save the beauty. Who knew that the one who molested the beauty was actually his grandson. It would be really embarrassing if it spread. , My grandson molested a woman, and the grandfather saved the grandson, knowing that he was a hero saving people, but what kind of strange stories might come out.
Selina and Blakely looked at Jian Heng's face now, it was a joy, the two sisters just held on to the handles of their seats and kept laughing.
Fatty also heard his grandmother laughing outside the door, but without his grandmother's permission, he didn't have the guts to open the door and go in, but just stood at the door with his hands tied.
Fatty knew that his two grandmothers had bad tempers since he was a child, not to mention his own grandchildren, even his own father would be whipped if he touched them. I heard that Uncle Fifth **** them off once. He was directly hung in his own temple and whipped, which scared the high priest into a fool.
"Have you laughed enough?" Jian Heng said angrily, and he couldn't hold back his laughter after speaking.
Hearing the male voice in the room, the fat man was startled, he felt that he had smashed something, his calf was about to tremble, and suddenly felt that the smell was wrong, this man didn't seem to be afraid of his two grandmother, and scolded them.
When thinking of someone who can scold his grandmother, Fatty can guess it no matter how stupid he is. Except for his own grandfather who sees the head and sees the end, there is no one else who has not appeared for thousands of years.
Thinking that it was his grandfather inside, the fat man couldn't help but trembled again. He didn't know what kind of temperament his grandfather, who had met Suwei, was like. When he was interviewed last time, a person like him was not qualified to go, so he stayed honestly. In the camp below the mountain. Even he himself was a little worried, and he never mentioned his existence.
Indeed, as he imagined, Jian Heng really didn't know that he had such a grandson. Firstly, the scene at that time was too embarrassing, and secondly, his son and daughter were so troubled that his brain hurt. How could Jian Heng have the mood to think about his grandson? this thing.
"The one outside the door, come in!" Jian Heng said to the door.
Hearing the voices from the people inside, the fat man bowed and opened the door, then entered the room with lowered eyebrows, closed the door behind him, and continued to stand at the door with his hands tied, without saying a word.
Blakely said: "What's the matter, where did the prestige just now go? Do you know that your grandfather is going to beat you up, saying that you are a rustic boy, and you have lived out the demeanor of a nouveau riche."
When the fat man was told by Blakely, sweat began to profuse on his forehead and neck, and he didn't know whether he was scared or hot. It's just that he didn't dare to wipe it off, so he just let the sweat drip down.
Seeing Fatty's appearance, Jian Heng finally realized what it meant to be sweating profusely.
"What's the matter? Hmm!" Blakely finally looked at the fat man and asked jokingly.
"Don't dare, dare not, grandson doesn't know that grandfather and grandmother are playing here, disturbing the happiness of the three of you, it really shouldn't be. However, grandma should also know that grandson and I are just making trouble, I really didn't do too much, It's just for fun..." The fat man let the sweat break out from his forehead, but he couldn't stop explaining.
Jian Heng was a little dissatisfied. If the fat man admitted that Jian Heng would be in a better mood, but this time he shirked responsibility and made Jian Heng look down on his grandson again.
Just when I was about to say something to ridicule him here, I heard Selina open her mouth: "If you don't know that you are a playful person, and you don't really want to use that little girl as a victim, do you think you will be spared today? If it’s true, let alone your grandfather and son, you won’t be able to get through here either!”
"Okay, then let Re take off your coat!" Jian Heng saw that the grandson really didn't know what to say, there were not many children who were worried, and looking at the third generation who didn't know before. Unlike a worry-free look, Jian Heng felt that if he had no divine power, he would be a feudal dynasty, at most it would be the life of two generations. .
This group of guys are not even better than Emperor Yang Guang, they probably don’t even have the skills of Qin Ershi Hu Hai! It's really nerve-wracking.
As soon as the fat man heard this, he immediately raised his hand and took off the fur coat. It was as if a layer of gold was hung on his body, almost blinding Jian Heng's golden eyes.
"Forget it, you'd better put it on, as for your aesthetics, I don't know how to get the same taste as the prodigal Emperor Qianlong." Jian Heng sighed.
Just as he took off his coat, the fat man decided to put it back on again.
"Okay, let's go! Hurry up and do what you need to do." Jian Heng is heartbroken!
The fat man immediately bowed again when he heard that, and then he looked up at Jian Heng, and found that his grandfather was not as old as he thought, and looked younger than his father. He was about to say something when he saw The grandfather waved his hand to signal him to go out, and the fat man swallowed his words again, and bowed to the three of them to leave.
Waiting for the fat man to go out, Selina said: "This child is actually quite pitiful!"
"Poor?" Jian Heng didn't know what to say.
"Because of a long life, and having a child may divide one's divine power, so our children are not keen on having children. There are only four or five of them, except for one with a little divine power, the others are Ordinary people, there is nothing special except that they live a little longer, this child is one of them, has no divine power and is not treated by his father, and his mother is still a slave girl..." Selina said.
To be clear, there are not many grandchildren in this group, and they are all illegitimate children, and they are not recognized on the surface.
"This kid just likes to play tricks. In fact, his heart is not bad, and he really can't do the things he scares people. It's just like an adolescent child who wants to do some small bad things to attract attention," Blakely said.
"You guys know so well why didn't you help before?" Jian Heng said.
The two women looked at each other and smiled, and Selina said: "Our husband didn't want to talk to us before, so we don't have time to understand his grandchildren."
"Forget it, just pretend I didn't say it." Jian Heng sighed.
"Why will our grandchildren lose their divine power in their lifetime? Why won't your divine power be shared by your son, but your grandson will share the divine power of their parents?" Selina asked curiously.
Jian Heng rolled his eyes: "How would I know?"
"Don't you know?"
"I really don't know!" Jian Heng nodded seriously.
Being disturbed by the fat man, I couldn't stand it anymore. The three of them went out of the city hand in hand, and then went to a place where there was no one outside the city. Jian Heng flew up into the air with two women in his arms, and flew back to the temple , and then Jian Heng and the two women stayed together for another two days before leaving the temple and returning to the real world.
At this time, Jian Heng realized that the real world is suddenly a place where he can relax. After he has collected all eight "Dragon Balls" and recruited the dragon, the space is not as fun as before.
(end of this chapter)
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