Little Life on An American Ranch
Chapter 601: foolishness
Chapter 601 Making a fool of yourself
Wu Yong stopped at the door, stretched his neck and shouted at the barley and wheat in the room: "You two brothers and sisters have worked hard, I won't help you today...".
Jian Heng stretched out his hand and grabbed his arm, and said with a smile: "It seems that one day you are here to wash the dishes after eating, so don't be polite, there are still many things to do."
After eating, the work of cleaning the pot and washing dishes was left to Barley and Wheat. Because Jian Heng had a lot of things at hand today, including catching sheep and cooking vegetables, the work of tidying up the kitchen was left to Barley and Wheat at home. wheat.
"Why is he so shameless?" He Ye joked to Wu Yong.
Jian Heng replied: "Isn't that right, I didn't mention it twice before, but today I suddenly acted out and made some people a little unbearable."
Wu Yong said: "I didn't know that Barley and Wheat were pregnant before, but now they have to work like that, so I naturally want to be polite."
"Okay, okay, hurry up and let's catch the sheep. After we catch the sheep, we have to kill and skin them. After finishing the sheep business, we have to go to the farm to pick vegetables. You two also have tasks today. It's all about picking and cooking vegetables. No one can take your work easy." Jian Heng didn't want everyone to quicken their pace.
Wu Yong asked: "If we come here at noon, what are you going to do?"
"That's simple, eat whatever you have at home, at most a whole sheep, and then there are still some vegetables at home, such as potatoes and carrots, which can be placed and placed. You can only eat this, such as fresh cucumbers, Don't even think about the little chicken feathers." Jian Heng expressed his thoughts openly.
He Ye slapped his thigh when he heard the words: "Hey! Let's refuel and eat fresh."
In this way, the three of them arrived at the tool warehouse happily, got on two snowmobiles and set off.
"I said why did you put the sheep so far away this day?"
Sitting on the backseat of Jian Heng's snowmobile, He Ye was eagerly looking forward to getting to the ground. Who knew that he would not reach the left or the right. He stretched out his hand and found that almost twenty minutes had passed, so he couldn't bear it. He opened his mouth and asked.
Jian Heng replied: "Soon, we will arrive after passing this mountain, and the livestock are all placed in the valley."
"Mr. He asked why you herded the sheep so far." Wu Yong was also quite curious.
Jian Heng said: "Now that the weather is farther away, it's so difficult to wait for the heavy snow day to let it go farther away? Isn't it a pleasure to find it? This day is farther away, so that the heavy snow days will be kept nearby before moving the herds away. Catch up."
"Oh, so that's the case." He Ye nodded after hearing this.
Wu Yong may feel that it is a bit too boring now, so he said to the two: "I will show you snowmobile stunts!"
"You still know this thing?" He Ye asked.
After hearing this, Jian Heng immediately said to Wu Yong: "How old are you, and you still want to die like a young man? Be honest and drive your car."
Wu Yong's childishness was on the rise, and he was determined to show off his two little friends, so he looked at the snowmobile he was riding, and said while looking at it: "Your brand of snowmobile will not be really?"
"Do you think I'm like this, get a fake snowmobile in the ranch and lie to myself?" Jian Heng didn't want to pay attention to his words.
Wu Yong said: "That's good!"
After speaking, he accelerated the gas, and the snowmobile jumped out.
He jumped out all of a sudden, and Jian Heng and He Ye next to him had snowflakes all over their faces. There was no way, but Wu Yong jumped too fast, and the snowflakes he brought up were almost two Mi Gao, that head-covering face directly poured on Jian Heng and He Ye.
"I said can you slow down!"
He Ye and Jian Heng shouted at Wu Yong's snowy back with one voice.
Wu Yong replied sorry, and immediately pulled the front of the snowmobile, crossed a small **** and flew into the air.
At this time, Wu Yong regained his energy and focused on the road ahead, but he kept yelling loudly at Jian Heng and He Ye: "Did you see it! Did you see it!".
"That's it? A three-year-old here can do it," Jian Heng said exaggeratedly.
Hearing this, Wu Yong immediately decided to play a more handsome one for the two buddies, and when he thought of this, he stepped up the accelerator again. He didn't know whether it was because of technical problems or because he was patronizing to show off psychologically. Sitting firmly on the snowmobile, plus the snowmobile suddenly swayed again, and the whole body was thrown out of the snowmobile at once. After the body left the snowmobile, the motorcycle continued to fly. He separated himself from the motorcycle, drew a parabola obliquely upward in the sky, and then came to a flat sand Luoyan dog to eat **** with the snow.
Jian Heng and He Ye just saw it, and they felt a little bit in their hearts, and exclaimed in their mouths: "Ouch!"
Thanks to the thick snow on the ground, Wu Yong fell to the ground, and all the strength from his body was taken away by the snow, making a big hole in the snow.
Seeing Wu Yong turn over from the snow pit and spit out the snow dregs in his mouth, Jian Heng and He Ye were relieved.
"This one doesn't count, I'll adjust it later," Wu Yong said.
After hearing this, Jian Heng and He Ye immediately opened their mouths to persuade.
"Forget it, I have to catch sheep later, you save your strength first, don't worry, I will never let you go home with your strength today!".
Jian Heng doesn't want to watch him play monkeys anymore, if something happens, he won't have to suffer. Wasn't he afraid that Wu Yong would fall into the snow, the snow on the ground is not dangerous at all, even if he came down from four or five, as long as he didn't hit the ground on his head, it would be fine.
What are you afraid of?
I'm afraid that after the person falls, the snowmobile will hit the person. As long as this guy hits it, it will be troublesome. The weight of the snowmobile is so heavy, how can it hit the person?
Wu Yong is not willing to give up, insisting on performing for the two brothers again, stepping on the snow over his knees and rushing towards the overturned snowmobile.
With the experience of last time, Jian Heng was naturally far away from Wu Yong and his car.
As the car started to accelerate, the last leap in the air was really interesting.
"well!"
He Ye and Jian Heng immediately exclaimed, firstly, it was really good to play this time, and secondly, they wanted this guy to calm down a little bit, don't be like a young man in his twenties, he has nothing to worry about Do something dangerous and die.
With the affirmation of his two friends, Wu Yong finally calmed down.
In an instant, the three of them climbed up the ridge of the hill, and when they raised their eyes, they saw the sheep at the bottom of the valley. The sheep were not with the cattle and deer, but today they occupied this place with the horses. small valley.
"I'm going! Your horses are really beautiful."
Seeing the horse, Wu Yong sighed here.
He Ye also nodded and said: "Sure enough, all of them are good horses!"
The previous horses have not been taken care of, but now more than two hundred horses have been carefully taken care of. Not only that, each horse also has a horse coat on its body. Think about the tall and long-legged horses, the neck The mane is more than a foot long (more than 30 centimeters) plus the huge and fluffy hoof hair on the top. Let's put it this way, the hair on all the **** is like a shampoo commercial on TV. Luminous.
This kind of beauty is the eye-catching beauty of the ranch.
"Okay, stop the horses, let's see which sheep is suitable." Jian Heng glanced at the horses, then turned his attention to the sheep, looking for lambs that were almost a year old.
He Ye opened his mouth and said, "I want to pick a horse as my new mount."
Jian Heng immediately said: "Not this year, wait for the pony to be born next year, these horses can't be given to you now, wait for the pony to be born, I will pick the best and most beautiful one for you."
"That's what you said. However, how do I think the horses here are better than those in China?" He Ye said as he got off the motorcycle and held his chin.
"Different horses. The domestic horses have the most beautiful pace and good shape. They are suitable for dressage and other pretentious events. These horses are good at endurance, and they are good working horses and leisure riding horses..." Jian Heng explained a little.
The ex-husband who was talking, Jian Heng fell in love with a lamb, which was a year-old lamb, and its body fat ratio was at its best. It was too small to eat, but too big and the meat was oily, like It's just right like this, and it's the best time to eat.
After sending out the sheep, Jian Heng ran over on his motorcycle, swung the lasso and covered the poor sheep over his head. No matter how hard it struggled, Jian Heng tied him up three or five times and let him go. To the back of Wu Yong's motorcycle.
(Ps: There are some things at home tomorrow, so tomorrow’s update will only have two chapters, one chapter at five o’clock, and another chapter at about seven or eight o’clock. After the missing chapter, Stone will find time to make up for everyone! I’m sorry everyone Oh, there will always be more things on National Day, sorry)
(end of this chapter)
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