Live broadcast: Lao Deng, the will-o'-the-wisp has stopped downstairs of your house!

The old man was in a hurry to get married.

Jinghai Central Hospital.

Trauma ward.

Several beds were put together.

Lin Dashan and his brothers had a rare leisure time...

"Alas! I don't know how Su Chen, that stinky boy, will hold a parent-teacher meeting."

"That boy has been very popular on the Internet recently, and he is almost an Internet celebrity."

"Qiuqiu won't cry, right? I don't know what sparks the two ancestors can collide with..."

Hold a parent-teacher meeting.

Everyone here has experienced it...

But...

Post-00s hold a parent-teacher meeting?

Kindergarten holds a parent-teacher meeting?

I'm curious!

Old Ding grinned: "I guess, brother Su Chen will definitely do his best."

"Hehe, anyway, I'm not worried."

"You old guys should stop worrying about the eunuchs when the emperor is not anxious!"

Lin Dashan curled his lips: "Old Ding, you are so careless!"

"That kid brought a set of pig-killing knives with him!"

"Yeah... Can that kid get into the kindergarten gate?"

"Oh! Don't guess! Doesn't that kid like live streaming?"

"Just go into the live streaming room and you'll know!"

So...

The monkeys in the mountains are the most popular, the old man doesn't push the cart, Guanyin dances, and the bird vodka enters the live streaming room...

...

Eighteen ways to kill a pig! ?

Hearing these five words.

In the kindergarten senior class.

The parents were all confused.

My head was buzzing...

It was blank!

Damn!

Is killing a pig so hot now?

Killing pigs also has moves and styles?

Sounds pretty cool...

"Eighteen moves to kill pigs? It's not some secret book, is it?"

"I can't say for sure, it sounds mysterious..."

"Hey! A butcher acts like a martial artist."

"Don't listen to his bragging, anyone can talk."

Some people questioned, some were curious.

Parents had different reactions.

On the contrary, the children...

were eager to try.

——[Eighteen moves to kill pigs? Damn! 】

——[To be honest, I remembered a move with the same origin! 】

——[It's called, Awei's Eighteen Moves! 】

——[The above... talk about which eighteen moves! 】

——[*******]

——[Oh shit, these eighteen moves look so familiar, I think I've seen them somewhere. 】

——[Fuck, you guys drive on this broken road? The wheels are running over my face! 】

——【Is Su Ge's 18-step pig-killing technique serious? 】

"18-step pig-killing technique?"

"Old Ding! You are so secretive!"

"Old Ding? Is this a unique skill passed down from your ancestors?"

"You need 18-step pig-killing techniques?"

Lin Dashan and the others stared at each other.

Old Ding was even more confused...

Damn...

Why didn't I know I had this ability?

But it sounds awesome.

Looks really awesome.

Since it's been praised so highly.

If I don't pretend, it's really unreasonable.

Old Ding straightened his back.

A master image: "Okay, since I can't hide it, then I won't hide it."

"Stop pretending, let's show off."

"Our Ding family has been slaughtering pigs for generations, and we do have unique skills!"

The slaughterhouse boss: "Damn it, you old thing, why didn't you tell me earlier? Go back and show me your skills, and I'll give you a raise!"

Lin Dashan rubbed his hands: "Old Ding, teach me!"

Boss Li: "I think the secret manual of the 18 pig-killing techniques should be in that wooden box!?"

In martial arts novels, those peerless martial arts secrets all appear like this...

Here at the hospital.

Old Ding's status soared.

And at the kindergarten parent-teacher meeting...

Su Chen just said one sentence.

It made the scene boil.

Many children clapped their hands.

"Brother Su Chen..."

"Come on!"

Qiuqiu's eyes were full of golden stars.

Okay...

I can't let this girl lose face.

The 18 pig-killing techniques!

Then come on!

"Knife!"

A shout...

Qiuqiu is in the audience.

He cooperated very well and threw the carrot knife over!

A perfect parabola...

The carrot knife landed accurately in Su Chen's hand.

A handsome knife-catching posture.

How can one word "handsome" be so good!

It feels like that...

"Ahem...

"Come on!"

"Everyone cooperate!"

"Pull up all the curtains."

"Everyone turn on the flashlight of your mobile phone!"

"Let's enjoy Mr. Su Chen's 18 ways of killing pigs together!"

Teacher Xu, the head teacher, is also a young man born in the 2000s.

Since we are going to perform, the atmosphere must be pulled

Full.

All parents did as they were told.

The classroom dimmed instantly.

The light shone on Su Chen alone...

It became his one-man show.

"Oh, yes!"

"There's background music!"

"Mr. Su Chen, please wait..."

"Qiuqiu has specially prepared background music for you!"

Teacher Xu's strongest assistant is online.

Qiuqiu stood in the audience and grinned.

Su Chen: ? ? ?

This girl is really good at finding a place for her father.

Hum hum...

It's too late to say it, but it's too late.

The background music turned on.

The projector turned on.

In the dim environment...

The projector screen was projected on the black screen.

Here...

It's a slaughterhouse.

But...

Because it's a kindergarten.

This slaughterhouse is not as bloody as in reality.

Even...

It's specially treated...

It's Q version!

——【Puff...】

——【Fuck! Why is Brother Su acting again? ]

——[Hahaha! This is so funny! It's so explosive! ]

——[Very abstract! ]

——[Okay, it feels like that...]

——[No, I'm going to laugh until my stomach hurts. ]

——[I know that Brother Su is the best in the world of acting. ]

Background music starts, and the Q version of the pig appears on the projector at this moment.

The atmosphere is full.

The taste is full.

The children are happier than each other...

And the parents' eyes are black...

Speaking of which, this pig butcher parent born in the 2000s is really a conspicuous bag!

Hehe...

The first Q version of the pig ran out.

Su Chen no longer delays.

After all, he has acted in a play...

His acting skills are instantly online.

Holding the carrot knife...

Click!

Trigger the flashing carrot knife mechanism...

The carrot knife in his hand begins to flash!

Su Chen's first move, left shoulder leaning left, right shoulder leaning right.

Keep up with the rhythm!

Connect!

Shout loudly: "Eighteen pig-killing moves!"

"The first move: Iron Mountain Lean!"

"Lean on the mountain, lean on the ground, lean on the air!"

"Wherever the Iron Mountain Lean goes..."

"Even a 500-jin pig can't bear it!"

"This move was suddenly enlightened by an old friend of mine!"

"Practice this move to perfection! It can shake the world!"

Everyone: "..."

As long as you are not embarrassed, I am embarrassed, right?

Good...

An old friend, right?

Parents born after 2000 have a deep understanding: "Awesome 666!"

The second move...

Sits heavily on the ground!

Su Chen's face was serious: "This move is called immovable as a mountain!"

"When killing pigs!"

"Pigs tend to be crazy and irritable!"

"When you can't control it..."

"Just use this move, and the pigs will definitely."

"Of course! When appropriate, if the conditions are suitable..."

"You can release the Qi that has been accumulated in your body for a long time..."

"This Qi can shock and stun the violent pigs!"

"Of course..."

"This Qi can be sweet potato Qi, can be green bean Qi..."

"Remember, everything should be done in moderation!"

"If you release Qi, this Qi should not be too weak or too strong!"

"If it is too weak, you can't subdue the pigs."

"If it is too strong, the pigs will go berserk!"

"Well... everyone must remember."

"The strength of this move lies in the use of Qi!"