Live broadcast: Lao Deng, the will-o'-the-wisp has stopped downstairs of your house!

The only way to get out of this trap is to get out of this trap.

Qi! ?

I think it's a fart, right?

You said it so elegantly...

The children thought Su Chen knew kung fu.

He was a martial arts master.

In fact...

The parents saw through everything at a glance.

Which martial arts master would release sweet potato qi or green bean qi?

It's really... nonsense!

"Uh... Should I say it or not, this 18-style pig-killing move is really abstract."

"The first move is Brother Kun's skill, and the second move is how to release qi..."

"May I ask? What kind of monsters and ghosts are behind it?"

The parents smiled bitterly.

And Teacher Xu had no intention of stopping it.

She is the child's class teacher.

You can see...

The children like it very much, very happy!

Right.

The purpose of holding a parent-teacher meeting is parent-child interaction.

It can create an atmosphere, it can create an atmosphere...

As for the theme: let the children know that parents' work is not easy.

There will be a final link later.

——【Brother Su! You are really awesome! 】

——【I dare say that if Brother Su used this 18-style pig-killing! The pig-killing speed last night could be even faster! 】

——【Don't be silly, I'm eating, I'm going to burst out laughing...】

——【I suddenly became very curious, what are the moves behind...】

"..."

"What the hell is this 18-style pig-killing?"

"Are you trying to coax the kids?"

"Hahaha... Old Ding, is this the unique skill passed down in your family?"

Lin Dashan and the others laughed so hard that they couldn't close their mouths.

Old Ding also laughed.

...

Next.

Su Chen demonstrated more than a dozen moves.

If...

The previous part was the opening warm-up.

If it is a warm atmosphere.

Then the following...

It is already serious.

Although everything is in Q version style...

But...

This can't affect Su Chen's performance at all.

A carrot knife in hand.

Dancing very fast!

Dancing with the wind!

Even...

A plastic carrot knife...

Can it make people feel murderous?

Yes!

This is definitely murderous!

Li Zihang stood not far from the podium...

Although he was a new member of the criminal investigation team.

But, before that, he had worked in the police station for many years...

Extremely sensitive to murderous and evil spirits!

"This... this kid..."

"Could he have really killed someone?"

"Otherwise, where does his murderous spirit come from?"

Stab! Stab! Slash!

This action is too skillful!

Not to mention killing pigs...

This move is also very convenient for killing people!

"Boom!"

The last move is over...

The whole place is silent.

Pa pa pa!

And then...

Unprecedented applause suddenly exploded.

Parents and children in the audience can only admire!

As the saying goes, every profession has its own specialty!

What countless parents have seen: a butcher can practice his skills to such an extent...

You can imagine the efforts and bitterness behind it!

——【Cool! 】

——【It turns out that this is the real 18 ways to butcher a pig. 】

——【Whether it is true or not, it is just cool! 】

——【Damn... Brother Su pretended...】

"Cough cough cough..."

"Thank you, thank you everyone!"

Su Chen's performance is over.

He has greatly increased the popularity of Qiuqiu.

Well...

The status of the big sister will be established in the future.

"Okay!"

"Now it's our turn!"

Li Zihang took this opportunity to speak.

Su Chen finished pretending.

It's his turn to act.

He's a policeman...

He must not lose in momentum.

He must be proud.

"Both parents."

"Stop it."

"We're mainly here for fun."

Teacher Xu reminded.

She could clearly sense it.

Mr. Li Zihang's hostility towards Mr. Su Chen.

Men's desire to win.

"Well..."

"Don't worry!"

"I've practiced it before, I'll show mercy."

"It won't make people look bad."

Li Zihang grinned.

"I want to fight too!"

Qiuqiu suddenly stood up.

Pointed at Li Zihang's son's nose and said, "Brother Su Chen, I want to fight him!"

Su Chen: "..."

Li Zihang: "..."

He didn't have any objection.

But his son who was in love.

After hearing this...

The little face was bitter.

I feel like crying...

"Sister Qiuqiu, do you want to fight me?"

"It's not a fight, it's a PK!"

"Let's see who is stronger!"

"Three, two

At the beginning! "

The two little kids started playing a show match.

Su Chen and Li Zihang also started to demonstrate.

Li Zihang played the policeman.

Su Chen was the opponent...

How to grab hands.

How to wear handcuffs...

All the demonstrations were explained very clearly.

Pa pa pa!

The audience applauded again...

"Thank you for the performance, both parents!"

Teacher Xu expressed his gratitude.

The other parents of the children began to go on stage one by one...

Because of Su Chen's 18 ways to kill pigs.

The ones behind...

seemed a little boring.

"I didn't expect you to be so strong."

"You must have kept some tricks up your sleeve on the stage just now, right? "

Li Zihang is indeed arrogant.

But he also has a certain degree of self-knowledge...

Just now when he was trying to capture Su Chen.

That reaction force...

is very strong!

If he hadn't used all his strength, he wouldn't have been able to shake it at all.

"Hehe..."

"If you eat more, you will naturally have more strength."

Li Zihang snorted coldly. He didn't believe Su Chen's nonsense.

If you eat more, you will have more strength?

What kind of logic is this?

All speeches and performances are over...

Teacher Xu stood on the podium.

Seriously said: "Now, let's move on to the last part of the parent-teacher meeting."

"Well..."

"Please sit next to your children, parents."

"Look carefully under the desk drawer."

"There, there are letters written to you by your children, or a painting drawn by them. ”

“The next time is yours…”

After saying that.

All the kindergarten children stood up.

Facing their parents…

Everyone:???

What is this for?!

The whole ceremony is quite strong…

Background music starts.

“Listen to me saying thank you…because of you…”

“Thank you…”

The children started to dance.

The parents started to look dazed.

The corners of their lips twitched, and they covered half of their faces…

It was hard to laugh or cry.

Okay, okay…

You’re playing this game, right?

The thick-skinned parents followed the dance and took out their mobile phones to record the video.

As for those with thin skin, they have already started to dig their feet into the ground…

They wish they could find a gap in the table to crawl into.

——【!!!】

——【Dead memories start to attack my brain!】

——【Gratitude-style education!? It starts now!?】

——【Don’t… I was so happy just now…】

——【Why don’t you laugh? Is it because you don’t like to laugh? 】

——【Why don’t you say anything, my dears? 】

——【Parents: You make me angry at home and disgust me outside, right! 】

——【Parents: Embarrassing! 】

——【Children: It’s fun! 】

——【Homeroom teacher: I’m really touched! They’re probably about to cry! 】

——【This homeroom teacher is a devil! I’ve been caught in the rain, so… Hahaha! 】

Hold back your laughter!

Hold it back!

You must hold back your laughter!

You must not laugh at this time.

You must act very touched and relieved!

Pretend!

You must learn to pretend!

Right…

You must never look your own children in the eye…

Right…

Think about your great-grandfather and great-grandmother who have passed away for many years…

Right…

Think about your miserable life…