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104: 80,000 people won the 2 color ball 1 prize, have you seen it?
104: 80,000 people won the two-color ball first prize, have you seen it?
[The butcher is murderous, I am also afraid of him?]
Hearing the virtual shadow Guanyin saying this, the old lady and the peasant man could hardly believe it.
A Bodhisattva is an immortal.
Butcher Zhang is nothing more than a butcher who kills pigs.
Today, the immortals who are high above the ground are actually afraid of a butcher who kills pigs. This is... unbelievable.
a time.
The old lady and the peasant froze in place.
But soon, the farmer reacted and roared angrily: "What kind of Bodhisattva are you? You are afraid of Butcher Zhang, but come to harm my mother, my mother is your believer!"
"Hey, how did I tell the truth?" Bodhisattva phantom showed a stunned expression.
Lin Xuan said: "Because I have mastered a power word technique, the function of power word technique is to allow anyone to speak the truth."
The Bodhisattva looked at Lin Xuan and frowned, "Who are you?
"The one who killed you!"
As soon as the words came out, Lin Xuan drew out the peach wood sword and stabbed at the heart of Phantom Bodhisattva.
"Puchi..."
After the bodhisattva phantom was stabbed, it immediately shattered and turned into a little bit of spiritual energy.
"Meow..."
Xiao Hei ran over, let out a cry, rubbed Lin Xuan's legs and feet, and then looked at Lin Xuan begging.
Lin Xuan nodded, and Xiao Hei immediately took a deep breath, sucking all the spiritual energy that escaped when the Bodhisattva dissipated.
Xiao Hei cleaned the battlefield, and the old lady reacted and looked at Lin Xuan with astonishment: "Little Master, this... What the hell is going on here? 99
Lin Xuan explained lightly:
"Butcher Zhang kills pigs.
"If you kill more pigs, the pig's soul will escape."
"The escaping pig soul will be absorbed by the gods, such as this Guanyin Bodhisattva statue."
"The Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva has absorbed the soul of a pig. Although it possesses divine power, it is still afraid of Butcher Zhang."35
"However, because of the humiliation of being splashed with pig blood on her face, she dared not face Butcher Zhang, so she harassed your mother! 35
After Lin Xuan explained, the old lady said nothing.
After being silent for a long time, the old lady said something very philosophical: "So... the gods are also afraid of the wicked?"
Lin Xuan sneered: "Those Buddhists are not only afraid of evil people, but also have a relationship with my peach tree.
"Little master, thank you, how much is it?" the old lady asked,
Lin Xuan smiled: "One hundred yuan."
"This... so little?" The old lady was a little surprised.
Lin Xuan chuckled: "If it were a rich man, this time it would be 1 million.
Hearing the number of one million, the old lady almost rolled her eyes in fright, and it took a while to recover: "Little...Little master, why did you ask the rich 053 for one million yuan and me for one hundred yuan?"
Lin Xuan showed a kind smile: "The poor also have the right to live. It can't be said that because the poor have no money, they should die! 99
"Thank you, thank you little master!
The old lady and son were instantly grateful to Lin Xuan.
Then...
The dealer gave Lin Xuan 100, and he turned around and left with the old lady in three steps.
Time flies.
Soon it was night.
Migrant worker Li Haoran asked for leave early this morning and returned to his house.
After arriving at the house, Li Haoran carefully took out a lottery ticket from his pocket and turned on the TV.
The time soon came to nine o'clock in the evening.
Lottery lottery center, under the supervision of supervisors.
The staff of the two-color ball welfare lottery is carrying out the two-color ball prize.
puff……
The first number came out: 03
03?
Sure enough 03?
Ha ha ha ha……
Li Haoran's heart was pounding, and he couldn't help but swipe the first number of the lottery ticket, which was also 03!
Next up!
The lottery machine appeared with new numbers: 05, 17!,
""
After seeing the second and third numbers, Li Haoran gasped in shock and jumped up in excitement.
Same!
Same!
The four numbers bought with lottery money are all the same, hahaha!
twenty one......
27......
33.
Then, three more arrays appeared.
Li Haoran saw the three new numbers, and then looked at the lottery ticket in his hand.
Sure enough, the numbers on the lottery ticket and the numbers just came out on TV were exactly the same!
"..."
'hiss‥
'hiss‥
Li Haoran gasped in shock three times, feeling that his heart almost jumped out of his throat.
One more number!
One more digit.
He can hit the jackpot of this two-color ball!
04......
finally!
The last blue number also came out.
Seeing that the last number matched, Li Haoran's breathing became rapid, his brain began to lack oxygen, and his blood began to surge.
Jackpot!
Jackpot!
He actually won the jackpot!
The reward for one bet is: 5 million!
Out of trust in Master Lin, he bought a full 1000 bets!
10 (bicg) 00 bet, this is 5 billion, 5 billion... Is it okay to be directly promoted to the city's richest man?
woo woo woo...
So happy, so excited...
"Jingle Bell…
At this moment, Li Haoran's cell phone rang.
As soon as Li Haoran was connected, a scolding voice came from the microphone:
"Li Haoran, do you still fucking want to do it? When you're busy at work...you ask for a hammer leave. Believe it or not, Laozi deducts your salary?"
If it was put on hold, Li Haoran would definitely endure it.
But he just won the first prize of 1000 bets, which is 5 billion!
Immediately, Li Haoran had a temper and angered:
"Fuck it, fuck it f*ck! 35
"Laozi asked your mother for a leave of four thousand yuan a month, and you still want to treat Laozi as a slave? 35
"Deduct your salary, you've deducted it all, it's like buying a coffin for you..."
at the same time.
In addition to Li Haoran, there are many expansive people.
These people all have one characteristic, that is, they bought two-color balls according to the number of words Lin Xuan said, and then they all won the first prize.
Now these people who have won the first prize are more than drunk, and they are pretending to make phone calls:
"Hey, Mom, I said you might not believe it. I won 50 billion."
"Son, are you sick, or is there too much pressure outside?
"A Tong, don't you think I can't afford a house? I'll buy you a villa!"
"Zhu Long, can you drink less? Why don't you buy a villa? The rent is paid by the old lady."
"Xiuxiu, your mother said you want 500,000 gifts, right, what can you do with 500,000? Come out from the lottery center tomorrow, and I'll give your mother 50 million gifts!
"50 million? What's the matter, do you want to give my mother a coin, or Zimbabwe? 99
for a while!
Fans who won the first prize of the two-color ball are pretending to be everywhere.
After installing B, and then B, the scene is probably like this.
"Hey, bro, I've won the two-color ball first prize.
"Fuck, did you get hit? I got hit too, and XXX got hit too.
"Let me go, all three of us got hit?"
ten minutes later:
"Hey, it's all hit.
"One is a beast, I only bought a few dozen bets, and they bought a few thousand bets, tens of thousands of bets!?"
"Damn, what a beast, I saw in Wei Bo just now that an animal sold the house directly for a million bets!
"Fuck, they're all magical players..."
soon!
It's time for the second day.
Wei Bo hot search has become like this:
MO1: Surprise, the two-color ball pool has been redeemed!
NO2: Bought a 100,000 yuan two-color ball first prize, but only got 120,000?
NO3: There is a long queue in the award hall of the Magic City Welfare Center, and the length of the queue reaches 800 meters...
NO4: Master Lin, can you just tell me the number of the two-color ball in the next issue?
NO5: Offer a reward of 1 million, find the address of Master Lin, I want to learn to cultivate immortals!
NO6: Master Lin...
The whole network itself is discussing the lottery issue.
suddenly!
But there is a strange influx of style.
An international student in the United States made a post with a video.
The content of the video is exactly Lin Xuan's calamity shot by Steven. He was struck by lightning without dying, and also led the lightning to other places, turned it into stone, and collected it into beads...
While filming, Steven continued:
【Warning: This is not a special effect!】
【Warning: This is not a special effect!】
【Warning: This is not a special effect!】
After indicating that this was not a special effect, Steven began to record Lin Xuan's calamity and explain it.
Then, the following are screenshots of international students' responses to foreigners' messages:
[Haha, this is definitely a special effect. 】
[Yes, yes, yes, it must be a special effect. How can people survive so many lightning strikes?]
[Everyone knows, Xia people are the best at counterfeiting. 】
[Fools, shut up Laozi, from the perspective of a professional editor, this video is absolutely true. 】
[I am Kameifeng, a director in Hollywood, I can tell you responsibly that I am not a special effect, this is not a special effect, this is not a special effect. 】
[Fuck, is this a cultivator?]
gradually!
This post from an American student went viral.
After this post became popular, other international students immediately reprinted other posts.
It turned out that it was Steven who filmed the video of Lin Xuan's robbery, and it caused an uproar when it was sent to the United States.
Everyone said it was a special effect, but some professional filmmakers were very sure that it was not a special effect, and even started a debate about it.
Zheng Fang believes that this is not a special effect, this is the mysterious power of the Xia Kingdom!
The villain believes that this is just an advanced special effect method, and it is impossible for someone to be continuously struck by lightning without dying!
Just when the two sides were arguing.
Readers who like to read Xia Guo's fantasy novels stopped and spoke:
【Fuck, f*ck, f*ck, is this a calamity?】
[Oumai Karma, my God, is it true to cultivate immortals?]
[Mom, book a ticket for me immediately, I am going to China to cultivate immortals. 】
[I want to cultivate immortals and fly with the sword...]
Because of the translation by American readers who read Xia Guo's fantasy novels, Americans know what it means to cultivate immortals and transcend calamity.
Immediately...
because of this video.
Half of the United States is a sensation.
Just in the past few days, students from other countries met the students from Xia Guo, and the dialogue was like this:
"Hey, when you Xia Guo children go to school, do they all ride pandas?
"No, we only rode pandas when we were in elementary school, and we usually flew with our swords when we were in junior high school.
"Oumai, my God, so your Xia kingdom's cultivation of immortals is real?"
"Yeah, yeah, I finished my immortal cultivation in China, and I came to the United States to learn about science and technology. I want both technology and practice. 99
"What about your sword?"
"Leave it at home..."
I saw such a dialogue between students from Xia Guo and Americans.
Xia Guo's fans almost laughed and pissed:
"Riding a panda in elementary school?"
"Haha, Yujian flying in junior high school?"
"Master Lin has become popular abroad, 666! 39
"Kneeling to Master Lin, ask for Master Lin's address."5
"To ask for the address of Master Lin, I want to learn to cultivate immortals..."
for a while!
A campaign to find Master Lin was launched throughout the Internet.
18......
No one was found.
Just when fans were disappointed.
The XXX base in the United States suddenly issued a request on the portal website to let Xia Guo release Steven and others, otherwise they will publish Lin Xuan's address.
Xia Guo did not respond, and the next day the secret XXX base announced the address of Lin Xuan Taoist Temple.
Yunhai City…
Yunmeng District...
Tianxuan Mountain...
After knowing the exact address.
Fans from all over the country flocked to it.
Then, the expressway from each province to Yunhai City was blocked.
Because of the traffic jam, the drivers can only stop and chat:
"Brother, what are you doing?"
"I'm going to find Master Lin for apprenticeship, how about you?"
"It's a coincidence, so am I, so am I..."
at the same time.
A female college student came to the Taoist temple.
This girl has short hair and a very delicate face, with a very active look.
At this moment, the girl stared straight at Lin Xuan, and then exclaimed, "Lin... Master Lin, are you Master Lin? 99
"it's me.
Lin Xuan chuckled lightly.
The girl was immediately excited and jumped up happily in place:
"Hahaha, I'm a local, and I came here with my father and uncle. I didn't expect to meet Master Lin, hahaha."5
After a while of excitement, the girl winked strangely: "Master Lin, can you really do fortune-telling? Do you know my name?
"I will call you Cao Rui, do you dare to agree?" Lin Xuan asked with a smile.
"Wow!"
"Wow! 35
"Master Lin, you are truly a god.
Cao Rui opened his eyes, looked at Lin Xuan in surprise, and then asked, "Master Lin, you've been doing fortune-telling for so long, have you met any strange people?"
"Have.
"Who? 35
"You!" Lin Xuan said.
Cao Rui looked shocked: "Me?"
Lin Xuan smiled and said, "I met so many people who wanted to fortune-telling, but you were the only one who didn't ask fortune-telling when I met, but asked strange questions.
"Hahaha." Cao Rui laughed happily, his eyes squeezed into crescent moons.
Lin Xuan asked, "How about you, have you met any strange people?"
"Yes, yes, I will tell the master.
Cao Rui looked surprised, and then spoke with great interest:
"Hey, Master Lin, you don't know, my dad has a brother who is very funny, hahaha."
"He is in his 40s, and he actually likes kittens and puppies. He meets them on the road and can play with stray cats and dogs for a day."
"And you know, his drinking belongs to the kind that Ren Caiyin is still old. The last time I drank with my dad, he took a sip and spit out all the food he ate, and just spit it out and poured himself a few sips of wine. "9
"Also, also, he is in his forties, and he dresses like a young man every day.
"and also……"
Cao Rui was still ready to speak.
Lin Xuan interrupted with a smile, "Also, you've been with him for three years. I'm afraid your dad will find out and beat him to death!"
shuh...
Cao Rui, who was still laughing just now, turned pale all of a sudden!
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