Live: My Ocean Ranch

The weather was very good, but the weather was very good.

Parrot Valley.

"Hello, sir!"

As soon as Jiangnan appeared at the entrance, all the parrots, led by the gray parrot, greeted him warmly.

They knew that Jiangnan was here to deliver melon seeds, so they were particularly friendly.

Those who didn't know would think that Jiangnan had come to a brothel.

But the nature was similar.

While feeding melon seeds, he would also take the opportunity to touch various parrots.

Others pet cats and dogs, but he petted birds, but he was quite professional.

This is every man's specialty!

After saying goodbye to the parrots, Jiangnan went deep into the valley and came to the home of the beavers.

Seeing Jiangnan appear, they, who were originally chewing on the big tree, came over one after another, welcoming him, one more enthusiastic than the other.

Now he is well-known in the animal world of the Great Barrier Reef. He is so popular that whenever he appears, the classic lines in the sketch "Xiao Cui Talks About Things" can be used to describe him: gongs and drums are loud, firecrackers are blasting, red flags are waving, and there are crowds of people.

After playing with the beavers for a while, Jiangnan started to do his business: touching lobsters!

He took out a net bag from his backpack, showed the opening of the net bag in front of the camera, and explained: "This is a professional net bag for catching shrimps!"

"Look carefully, you will find that this net bag is like an hourglass, with a wide entrance and a narrow exit."

"This season is the busiest time in the river, with small fish and shrimps gathering together, and river shrimps will spawn at this time."

"During the spawning period, the shrimps' bodies will be infinitely close to transparent, and the sun will reflect on the water surface, which is not only difficult to find, but also difficult to touch with hands. At this time, this special net bag must be used!"

"Put bait in the net bag, and the river shrimp will follow the smell and drill into it."

"Shrimp are actually blind. Once they get into the net bag, it is difficult to get out."

"Because shrimps are living creatures that rely on water flow, putting the net bag against the current can let the smell of the bait spread out."

As he spoke, Jiangnan was already busy.

"This is my first time seeing shrimps being touched, so magical!"

"Shrimps are blind? Hahaha, island owner, are you polite?"

"When I was a kid, I used this method to catch small fish in the pond. I just needed to put some steamed buns in a mineral water bottle, tie it with a rope and throw it into the pond. After a while, I could catch a lot of small fish. It was because the entrance of the mineral water bottle was too narrow. Once the small fish went in and ate their fill, they could never get out again."

"Routine! It's all routine!"

"Small fish and shrimp: The city has too many routines, I want to go back to the countryside!"

"It's too troublesome, too troublesome. If it were me, I would just put my sweaty feet in the river, and after a while, the small fish and shrimp in the water would be smoked to the surface."

"Small fish and shrimp: Is this the legendary biological weapon?"

"Island owner, what bait do you use? I'll try it later!"

At this time, Jiangnan had put the net bag away, and put Youer in it. He glanced at the barrage and said, "In fact, the bait I used is very simple. It is to add water and flour to the fish meat left over from last night, and knead it into a mud. This will have a very strong smell. We humans can't stand it at all, but river shrimps like it the most."

"By the way, if possible, add a little loach with a stronger fishy smell, the effect will be better."

"Also, if you really have sweaty feet, it's okay to put it in a flowing river, but don't poison the river to catch some small fish and shrimp."

"This will not only harm small fish and shrimp, but also damage water resources, and many nearby animals will die innocently."

Jiangnan knew that the audience in the live broadcast room were just teasing, but he still had to give a kind reminder.

"Wow, the last round is a direct sublimation!"

"What the island owner said makes sense. Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility!"

"Just like the current Spring Festival Gala skits, no matter how conflicting the previous ones are, the theme must be sublimated in the end. It's either to educate you or to take you to make dumplings!"

"Uncle Benshan: 365 days a year, people are educated every day, and there is only one night left. You must know that your work of more than ten minutes cannot educate people. It is better to make people laugh for more than ten minutes from beginning to end!"

"Educating people is not terrible, what is terrible is embarrassment. Imagine that when watching the Spring Festival Gala, a family sits in front of the TV with no expression. How embarrassing."

"No, no, no, embarrassment is not terrible. What is terrible is that it is a funny skit, but it still wants to make you cry!"

"This is called the joy of life. If it really

In order to catch fish and shrimp, they don't hesitate to put poison in the river. It's better to buy ready-made ones directly from the seafood market. "

"It's very particular! At first, I thought I just needed to touch it in the water with my hands. Now I know that live shrimps are almost transparent in the water. I have learned a new knowledge. "

"No wonder when I was a child, I went to touch shrimps with my friends. I touched here and there for eighteen times, but I didn't touch anything in the end!"

"Why did you touch it eighteen times? Do you want to touch it eighteen times?"

"The island owner is wrong. I know there is another thing that is particularly fishy and a little smelly. I just ate it last night."

"You better say what I think!"

"What are you talking about? Please speak boldly! ”

The live broadcast room was racing again.

It was obviously not Akina Mountain, but the audience was overtaking one by one on the curve.

Jiangnan shook his head and said, "The net bag has been placed. We just need to wait quietly for the river shrimp to get in. Now I will take everyone to catch two yellow eels."

"Catch yellow eels?"

"Island owner, I have yellow eels on my body, you don't need to catch them!"

"Why when I talk about yellow eels, I think of a female anchor who put yellow eels in..."

The audience in the live broadcast room accelerated again.

The car door to the kindergarten today has been welded shut, and even the windows have been nailed with iron plates. No one can get down.

Jiangnan forcedly changed the subject and said to himself, "If you want to catch yellow eels, you must first find earthworms, and they must be black earthworms. ”

“Black earthworms are characterized by their sturdy body, thick meat, and strong fishy smell. They are relatively more suitable for fishing for fierce carnivorous fish such as catfish, yellow catfish, black carp, and black fish.

“Red earthworms are slender, more active, and attractive in color. They are more suitable for fishing for omnivorous fish such as crucian carp, carp, wheat ear fish, grass carp, and wheat ears.”

Jiangnan said as he walked towards a moist and soft land, took out a small shovel from his backpack, and started digging.

“Black earthworms like to stay in moist and loose soil. There must be some here. You can see them by digging with a shovel.”

“If you really don’t have a shovel, you can use water to irrigate them, so that the black earthworms will crawl out soon.”

“Generally, after the rain, the earthworms will drill out of the soil. Watering with water is just to create the illusion of rain to confuse the earthworms.”