Live: My Ocean Ranch

The film was shot in a big way, but it was a big success.

"It feels like a blockbuster!"

"This is my childhood martial arts dream!"

"The drumming wrists and the sticks are like thunder, and the dancing waists are like willows."

"Please, directors, please look for martial arts actors according to this standard in the future. Slow motion and special effects are really disgusting."

"Excellent! It makes me feel like I was watching "Shaolin Temple" when I was a kid!"

"Where is Emei Lingyun? I think you can compete with each other!"

"Fuck! Fuck! The island owner flew!"

"The above, please be more accurate. The Taoist priest took off, not flew. Otherwise, it is really easy for me to misunderstand. (dog head)"

Jiangnan tapped the ground with both feet and soared into the air. It really seemed like he was flying.

Swish!

With the last move, the stick in his hand shook and chopped towards a stone in front of him.

The stick clearly did not touch the stone, but it seemed as if a real strong wind really swept away.

The next moment, the stone actually showed a few tiny cracks.

"Fuck, fuck, did I see it wrong?"

"The stone cracked?"

"The island owner must be a calligrapher, otherwise he would never dare to come here to guard the island alone!"

"I take back what I said just now, even if Emei Lingyun comes here, he will be defeated by the island owner!"

In the live broadcast room, all the audience were stunned.

Jiangnan smiled calmly and said calmly: "Everyone, this stone is actually a little weathered because it has been exposed to wind and rain in the wild for many years. I will hit it lightly with a stick, and cracks will naturally appear. I don't know martial arts at all."

"Don't believe you, the old man is very bad."

"The old Taoist priest on Wudang Mountain said the same thing. He also said that he didn't know light skills, but turned around and jumped off the top of the mountain."

"Speaking of it, the island owner is going to pick mushrooms today, why haven't you picked any now?"

"I bet on a treasure map that the island owner will definitely return empty-handed today."

"I have been walking with Tiger Fang No. 1 for so long and haven't encountered any mushrooms. This bet is definitely a win."

"I bet on a guardian!"

"I don't have much money, so I bet on five rockets."

One rocket is two thousand, five is ten thousand, but he still said he has no money, a complete Versailles.

Jiangnan looked at the scrolling comments and said with a smile: "Since everyone is so excited, I will also bet, but what should I bet on?"

"If the island owner loses, he will send a few red envelopes in the live broadcast room for us to grab."

"Red envelopes are so vulgar, why don't the island owner dress up as a woman and dance for us?"

"Yes, yes, women's clothes, women's clothes, I want to see women's clothes, but what women's clothes does the island owner want us to wear?"

"Skirt? Maid outfit? Black silk? Stewardess outfit? Nurse outfit? Hip skirt? Short shorts?"

"It must be a hip skirt, with silk Socks!"

"What kind of dance should I do?"

"Twist hip dance? Shake hip dance? Seaweed dance? Dust dance? Horseback dance?"

"What else should I choose? Of course, let the island owner pick all five! I want them all!"

"Then it's decided. If the island owner loses, let the island owner wear a hip skirt and dance these five dances. It's best to match them with stockings. Black stockings with letters are the best!"

With the diversity of live broadcasts now, the content of live broadcasts is also varied. In order to be funny and fresh, the audience likes male anchors to wear women's clothes.

Big anchors such as Zhang Daxian, Lu Dehua, Yaoyang, and Fu Lai have all worn them.

Jiangnan watched the audience in the live broadcast room discuss so fiercely, and made a good decision tacitly without discussing it with him. He looked helpless and said, "I am a pervert and I think you are perverts. If you don't feel disgusted, then I don't care."

Being an anchor means having fun with the audience.

Besides, Jiangnan doesn't think he will lose.

As we go deeper, the humidity here is getting higher and higher. I believe we will find mushrooms soon.

The system just gave me another lucky ring. With its bonus, I will definitely not return empty-handed.

Jiangnan continued to move forward and sang the brainwashing song made by the Internet celebrity "Tilapia" some time ago: "Red umbrellas, white poles, lie on the board after eating."

"Lie on the board, sleep in the coffin, and then bury the mountain."

"Bury the mountain, cry and shout, relatives and friends come to eat."

"Eat, have umbrellas, lie on the board together."

The audience in the live broadcast room immediately made fun of it.

"The island owner is so generous that he is in the mood to sing."

"It seems that the bet is not fierce enough, and he looks down on us!"

"Strongly request the island owner to put on lipstick, eye shadow, and female makeup on his face when wearing a black silk hip skirt

'Makeup. '

"The guy above, you're too mean, but I like it!"

"Tilapia, come on, the island owner is singing your song, this is a dream linkage."

"To be honest, this song has been out for so long, I still don't know the complete version of this song, can anyone tell me?"

"Oh, I have a bad temper, I'll follow five rockets, I must put an end to the island owner's arrogance."

However...

As soon as this bad-tempered audience finished typing, a large area of ​​gray mushrooms appeared at the foot of Jiangnan.

The audience in the live broadcast room were all stunned.

"Damn, the island owner is too lucky, right?"

"I couldn't find any just now, but now I see a large area."

"This furry thing seems to be Hericium erinaceus?"

"Yes, these are Hericium erinaceus! ”

Jiangnan squatted down hurriedly, picking and explaining: "Hericium erinaceus is known as the mountain delicacy hericium head and the seafood shark fin. It is rich in nutrition and ranks with bear paws, sea cucumbers, and shark fins. It is one of the four famous dishes in China. It is also one of the eight famous mountain delicacies in my country. In ancient times, only the royal family could eat it. ”

"I have already thought about how to eat hericium erinaceus. Naturally, I will kill a pheasant and make a small pheasant stewed with mushrooms. Just thinking about it, I feel delicious and mellow."

Jiangnan's hand speed is very fast. As soon as he finished speaking, he had already picked most of them.

Then, he put on his backpack and continued to search forward.

After walking about a few dozen steps, a patch of gray mushrooms appeared in front of him.

"This is Alpinia erinaceus! The best among mushrooms, more valuable than the hericium erinaceus just now!"

"Is it true? This doesn't look like the previous one! "

The audience was still discussing enthusiastically, but Jiangnan was like a hungry wolf pouncing on its food, his eyes shining, his hands flying, and he had already started picking mushrooms quickly.

The look and posture showed that he was afraid that these mushrooms would be snatched away and eaten by other animals in the forest.

From Jiangnan's appearance, it can be seen that these mushrooms are quite valuable.