Live: My Ocean Ranch

Jiangnan was stunned.

Are these the words that two parrots can say?

One after another, those who don't know would think they passed the college entrance examination!

The audience in the live broadcast room were also shocked, and their mouths opened uncontrollably.

"This is not a parrot, it's clearly a half-immortal!"

"Pass it on! Zhuge Liang reincarnated into two little blue macaws!"

"I don't know if the calculation is correct!"

"Look at the expression of Big Head, it's 100% right!"

"I know these two parrots. We took the college entrance examination together that year. They are the top scorers in science and liberal arts in our province!"

Of course, Big Head was the most shocked.

At this time, his heart was already in turmoil.

Although the two little blue macaws said it more concisely, every word was correct.

He did have a wealthy family and was a typical idle rich second generation.

Because of this, he didn't like to study at all.

In the third year of junior high school, he kissed the school beauty, burned the curtains, and beat the teacher in school, so he left school.

But this did not hinder his future development and future.

There is an old saying: As long as you have money, pigs can make money.

Relying on the money given by his parents, Datou started various investments. Instead of losing money and going bankrupt, he made more and more money.

Just like Wang Duoyu in "The Richest Tomato"!

Now he has money, cars, houses, and women, but only...

No education and no children, these are his two major concerns.

Every time he attends some high-end business places, he always has nothing to say because he has no ink in his stomach.

Especially when he was speaking on stage, he would just talk nonsense, for example: Since everyone asked me to say two sentences, I will say two sentences. Which two sentences should I say? I thought about it and said these two sentences. I believe these two sentences are better than those two sentences, so I will only say these two sentences today. If you think it is not enough, then I will add two more sentences!

He has already changed three wives, each of whom is as beautiful as a flower, but none of them left him a child.

Don't ask why he changed so many wives, just ask that he loved them.

In fact, he is the same as Principal Wang. Although he is fickle, he treats every wife very well. Even after the divorce, he will give a lot of compensation.

Later, he went to the hospital for a check-up and found out that his health was not good.

When he was young, he often mixed with flowers, which led to a direct loss of health.

Now he can only eat some food to make up for it.

This is also one of the main reasons why he likes to watch Jiangnan live broadcast.

After all, Jiangnan often popularizes some tonics for kidney and yang, and all of them are authentic!

However, men have to save face, and he always tells others that his wife's belly is not good.

Today is no exception.

After Big Head recovered, he said calmly: "You are right, I graduated from junior high school and I don't have children now, but..."

"I have been married three times and have three wives, all of whom are fair-skinned, beautiful and long-legged. One of them is more than ten years younger than me!"

"It's nothing, who made me the most affectionate in Bashu? Women all love me, there is nothing I can do!"

After watching Jiangnan Live for a long time, Big Head also learned to pretend invisibly.

Every word in this speech is like a sharp blade, fiercely stabbing into the hearts of countless single dogs in the live broadcast room.

"Wow! Three wives!"

"Brother, if you marry one more, you can have all four seasons!"

"Brother, do you want to be like King Jiji in "Daily Lovers" and have all 24 solar terms?"

"It's hard for me to marry one wife, but you married three at once. There is justice and law!"

"A wife who is a dozen years younger than you? Oh my god, I suddenly remembered that Piyou, a popular Douyin celebrity with millions of fans, found a husband who is 24 years older than you and two years older than your father. She kept saying that she was not after money, but true love!"

"Brother, you are confused. Those women are not for love, but for your money!"

"Big Head: Why don't those women love other people's money, but my money? They must still love me!"

Jiangnan laughed out loud at the scrolling comments.

Because an audience member left a message: Brother, don't be so rigid about gender. Do you mind having more male wives!

But on second thought, some rich people nowadays are really perverted. After they get tired of fair-skinned and beautiful beauties, they like to find some plump ones.

, and then when he got tired of playing, he completely lost interest in women and started to attack male compatriots.

There was a news: A man went to a bar to drink, and fell on the road in a daze on the way home. When he woke up in the morning, he found that his pants were gone and his skin was still aching.

After checking the surveillance, it was found that a homeless man took advantage of him being drunk and raped him...

The mountain was full of chrysanthemums!

The most annoying thing is that there are many drunk girls on the road, and they are pretty, but the homeless man just can't pick girls, and chose him!

Jiangnan suppressed his smile and asked: "Your current half of life is more exciting than many people's lifetime, what else do you want to calculate?"

"Career!"

Big Head blurted out.

"Can you help me calculate how my recent career is? I have several big projects in my hands recently, and I hope to successfully win them and go to the next level!"

Jiangnan: "..."

I'm so rich, but I still want to make money!

That's right, who would dislike having too much money?

Even wealthy people like Xiang Tai, who have a rich family, are still thinking about live streaming to sell goods and cut the leeks of ordinary people!

"Put aside the business!"

"Why don't we calculate the relationship first!"

The little blue macaw spoke again.

It was one sentence after another, and there was no conflict.

"Relationship?"

Big Head was puzzled and asked, "My relationship is very good. It can be said that it is the best among these three marriages."

"My current wife is not only beautiful, but also has a good figure. She is comparable to Qiu Ya in "Charlotte's Troubles."

"Not only that, she graduated from a prestigious university, can cook, and takes good care of me."

"When I work overtime at night, she will make soup for me, although she always asks the nanny to bring it to me."

"Also, although I am fickle, I will be very restrained once I get married. I will never mess around outside, let alone support a mistress."

Big Head said every word seriously, and it didn't look like he was lying.

"There's a little green on your head!"

"No, it's emerald green!"

The two little blue macaws spoke again calmly.

"What? You said my wife cheated on me?"

Big Head was instantly annoyed, stood up, the flesh on his face trembled, and said excitedly: "Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

"My wife loves me very much, she would never do such a thing!"

"You are slandering! This is defamation!"

Jiangnan was a little panicked sitting aside.

He was also worried that these two little things were talking nonsense.

The two little blue macaws were still not panicked, and continued: "You can go home now!"

"There is a big surprise waiting for you at home!"