Live: My Ocean Ranch

The old man was very angry.

"Brother, don't be angry, maybe the little blue macaw was just joking!"

"Parrots are all naughty and mean!"

"I had a cockatiel, and it bit off my mouse cable in one day!"

"Biting off the mouse cable is nothing, my neighbor had a parrot, and it secretly bit off the offspring isolation bag, and now my neighbor has three babies!"

"My friend had a parrot, but it wouldn't talk no matter how he taught it, so he let it fly away in anger. Who would have thought that the parrot would say goodbye when it flapped its wings and flew away. Isn't it mean!"

The audience in the live broadcast room comforted him one after another.

Do you think they are comforting Big Head?

No!

They are comforting Qian!

And Big Head is a man who can accomplish great things. He was furious one second, and then he smiled the next second and said:

"Of course I won't be angry. Who would believe what the parrot said?"

"And I believe my wife will never cheat on me. Every morning before going to work, she will kiss me and say she loves me!"

"Besides, I have a business deal to discuss in 20 minutes. If this deal is successful, I can achieve the small goal that Wang Jianlin once said."

Invisibly, Big Head pretended again.

In the live broadcast room, there were also some flatterers.

"Small goal? One hundred million?"

"Big brother, give me a big hug!"

"Is this the life of rich people? They talk about hundreds of millions all the time."

"In fact, I have long been indifferent to it. Those celebrities and Internet celebrities who evade taxes just make hundreds of millions at a time, such as: Shuangzi and Wei Ya!"

"Brother, I have a dream. I want to set up shared telephone booths in the streets and alleys of various cities. If your mobile phone is not charged, you can scan the code and make calls on the shared phone. I wonder if you are interested in investing!"

"Brother, I also have a dream. I want to sign Messi, Ronaldo, Mbappe, and Haaland to China. Not only can we enter the next World Cup, but we may even win the championship!"

"Go play somewhere else. These people come to China. If they don't give the coach good tea, cigarettes, and wine, they don't even have the qualifications to play!"

The style of the live broadcast room changed drastically.

Those who didn't know thought it was Wang Duoyu's arrival.

And some sensible people have already tried to add Big Head as a friend.

Some girls in particular tried to have an in-depth exchange with Big Head.

Just like Principal Wang, although everyone knew that he was more fickle, many girls liked to add Principal Wang's contact information in various ways, and even left private messages on Weibo, just to turn a "pheasant" into a phoenix.

Jiangnan smiled and said, "It's good not to believe it. I wish you a prosperous business and a small goal every day!"

"Island owner, I'll give you a good word!"

Big Head smiled slightly.

Although he was smiling at this time, he was always uneasy and a little nervous.

Because while he was talking, his right eyelid was always twitching uncontrollably.

As the saying goes: left eye twitching means wealth, right eye twitching means disaster.

Lu Ziqiao also said: left eye twitching means peach blossoms, right eye twitching means chrysanthemums blooming.

He can guarantee 100% that his chrysanthemums will not bloom, but where did this disaster come from? It won't really be...

After a mental struggle, Big Head decided temporarily to let the manager go to negotiate the business on his behalf, and he would go home immediately.

Throughout the process, he was very flustered.

At this time, Jiangnan's dinner was all out of the pot, and he was sitting at the table savoring it carefully. He happened to see Big Head hurriedly leaving the company and telling the driver to go home. He suddenly felt something was wrong and simply didn't hang up the microphone.

And Big Head didn't mean to hang up.

First, he wanted to personally prove to all the viewers the authenticity of what the two macaws said.

Secondly, if what they said was true, then all the viewers in the live broadcast room could become their witnesses.

If he started a lawsuit, he would never lose.

After all, there were too many other news in recent years. Some time ago, a woman found a lover behind her husband's back, and was caught on the spot by her husband. She was so angry that she locked him in the house and beat him. As a result, she was sentenced to one year in prison.

There was also a wife who found a lover behind her husband's back. After being caught, the lover offered compensation, but the husband took the money and was sentenced for extortion.

If Ximen Qing and Pan Jinlian were alive today, they would never be beaten to death by Wu Song. On the contrary, they could send Wu Song to prison.

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"What is Big Head going to do?"

"No way, no way, do you really believe it?"

"I'm not afraid of thieves stealing, but I'm also afraid of thieves thinking about it. If my wife is also white-skinned, beautiful and long-legged, I'll be worried too!"

"Brother, let me ask, is there anyone surnamed Wang in your neighborhood?"

"Why do I feel familiar with this plot? I remember seeing it in "Water Margin"!"

"By the way, brother, how good is your martial arts? Don't be beaten to paralysis in bed and force-fed drugs in the end!"

"No, no, no, I often see this plot in many Japanese action movies. The husband is a boss and works hard outside. As a result, after the husband leaves, the old man The wife is..."

"Hey, I just watched it last night. The hero is a yellow-haired man, and the heroine is lost in the end!"

"The guy above, tell me clearly, is the heroine lost or what does it mean? (dog head)"

"Brother, I have a friend, forget it, it's me, let me talk for a moment!"

"Should I say it or not, in fact, I have always dreamed of being the yellow-haired man in the movie! And the bald man! If someone recommends me, I can dye my hair yellow or shave my head at any time!"

"Look at what you said, is this human language? Which male compatriot here doesn't have this dream? Let me speak first, the bald man must be played by me, and you can play the heroine's useless husband!"

The audience in the live broadcast room drove like crazy.

The speed of the car, not to the kindergarten, but to crash the kindergarten!

While the audience was driving, the big head finally got home nervously.

Looking at the big villa in front of him, he took a deep breath and pushed the door open with difficulty.

As soon as he pushed the door open, he saw a pair of men's shoes on the ground.

These are not his shoes!

Because his shoes are not so cheap!

Buzz!

At this moment, Big Head felt dizzy and almost fell down.

But in the end, anger prevailed, and he took a breath and rushed upstairs in big strides.

Although the speed was fast, he did not deliberately make a loud noise.

As soon as he came to the door, he heard a burst of noise coming from inside.

"Fuck you!"

Big Head couldn't bear it anymore, and used all his strength to kick the door open.

In an instant, the audience in the live broadcast room saw a man and a woman lying on the bed, wrapping themselves in a quilt in panic.

The man seemed to feel something was wrong, and he actually wrapped his lower body with a pillowcase, turned over to the window, and jumped down without hesitation.