Living Life In Naruto Relaxed.

"Are you pulling my leg? Are you an Uzu Survivor? You think this is a joke?!" Anko questioned. Her voice started to rise a little. On her neck, the symbol or the mark you could call it started to rotate. Her agitation started to make it react.

"Fwoosh," Ankos hair shifted before she could blink Kai-La had her by the neck. His thumb pressed on her neck, the center of the seal to be exact. His chakra started to suppress it before he started to.

"Shup, shup, shup" three Anbu placed themselves about 10feet from Kai-La.

The Third Hokage gestured for them to hold their hand.

"Be careful. I am trusting you with one of my best people here!" The Third said. He watched the visible chakra gather around Kai-La. 'What type of chakra is that. So dense that it can be seen with the n.a.k.e.d eye. So many secrets! Should I really take his offer?' If it wasnt for the man's bloodline and background he would not have given him so much leeway. So much guilt from not having helped the Uzumaki clan still plagued his mind.

'Hopefully, this works.' Kai-La thought as he rearranged the cells around the seal into dead ones. His design was to hopefully make the mark believe the host was dead.

Kai-La also opened a small dimensional portal around him to allow Pakura to see. Showing her his methods before they talk might help.

"Kuk! What are you doing?!" Anko yelled.

"Wah," Baby Naruto cried a little. Kai-La looked at the boy and channeled some chakra to calm him. He settled back in a few seconds. With a little thought, he moved his chakra to place Naruto closer to the Hokage.

She tried to move but couldn't. Enough force was executed to keep her in place. 'How was he able to move so fast?! What is this strength?!' Anko thought. She tried regulating her chakra but something foreign was interfering.

"I am trying to take care of this bloody mark. It is a stroke of genius but.. flawed... I wonder how he did this? That boy Orochi is quite capable." Kai-La said. His voice held disgust but fascination as well.

His eyes glowed white. He was using an enhanced x-ray vision to watch the cells move. Each time the cursed chakra made it to a healthy cell, he would change the cells to mimic dead ones. After thirty minutes of this, the cursed mark died down. The mark did budge and started to form into a face as it started to pull from Anko's body. It was trying to escape its dying host.

Yanking the clump out he fired his heat ray lightly to seal the flesh on Anko.

"Tsh" the skin sizzled a little.

"Huff, huff" Anko stood wobbly out of breath. Kai-La hold was slightly slack on her with his attention drawn elsewhere.

Kai-La stood with a clump of tangible charka mixed with flesh in it. Rearranging the cells allowed for some weird living ball incased in.. something... in his hand. It literally looked like a ball of flesh rolled up.

"Hmm, part of the soul is in here how fascinating. Ah, I wonder if this could be considered a Horcrux?" Kai-La said shaking his head. 'That's so silly.' He then placed the "Horcrux" into a small pocket dimension.

Rearranging Anko cells to a healthy state he let her go.

"Oof," Anko said as she took a knee. "Your not too delicate are you? Did you remove the seal? What the hell was that ball?" She needed to rest but wanted no more. Needed to know more.

"Hmm, I am delicate when I need to be.. but I see what you are saying." Kai-La picked Anko up an set her on the couch. "There better? I have removed the seal yes. That ball was..technically apart of Orchi's soul. He trusted you to take care of a part of his soul. Its an extra life of sorts."

"How do you know this?" An Anbu member asked. He watched as Kai-La walked over to baby Naruto. The boy had started to fuss and the blanket had moved around a little.

"Well, maybe I don't really remember too much. I should probably do some more research on it. But that is for later. I am a little tired. And this little guy will need to eat soon." Kai-La said as he rubbed his chin. He then fixed the blanket baby Naruto was in. Looking over to the Hokage he waited for his response on the situation.

"That is a little better. Wait why would he do that?" Anko said with her head down.

"I don't know..but what I can say...is. Well I think is.. he cared for you and then again his affection for you... it.. died on his path for immortality." Kai-La shrugged. "In another life, he would most likely have not done this. Or maybe it would have been worst. I can say this though, he sure knows how to pick'em." Kai-La said as he watches Anko.

"Tch. He used me and left me and from what I can tell so far. You would do the same thing!" Anko looked up angrily at Kai-La.

"You know nothing of me. I could have left you as you were. Maybe it would have been best to let you suffer. Bad move on my part. But you see... I choose you for your strength and loyalty to the village your also really s.e.xy so hey, call me shallow on that part. It's not like I am hiding what I want from you. I will choose others it's not a big deal to me anymore. You are not the woman I thought you were. Keep that seal removal as a present to the village." Kai-La said as his eyes lost their l.u.s.ter it had when he first looked at her. 'I made a mistake here. She is not the woman currently that she will become in the future.

'His eyes. I don't like that look. Its.. so cold.' Anko thought shocked a little. 'So dismissive.'

He now looked at Anko the same way as anybody else. Just another person in the crowd.

"Huff," smoke came out of the Hokages nostrils. "Calm down Anko. He is a guest of the village after all. You do not have to take this mission. I will look for others to take this mission. It is fine."

"I wasn't saying no Lord Hokage," Anko said lowly.

"How is she medically speaking?" The Hokage said changing the subject. He raised his hand to send for a medical ninja.

"Fine, she needs to rest. Her chakra levels should rise soon. As well as her use of it for a few days before it becomes completely stable again. I recommend a little rest, but I understand if she does not allow me to check on her later. Can you give me a report?" Kai-La said.

"I will keep you informed." The Third said as he massaged his temples. "This has been a tiring day. Kai-La you have many secrets.. but... I will trust you for now. Don't make me regret this. We should continue this tomorrow. Will you wear a Leaf headband?"

"I will wear both the Whirlpool and Leaf bands. That way there shouldn't be any troubles later on. I don't mind picking this conversation up tomorrow. Can you have someone show me where the Namikazi compound is located?" Kai-La said with a smile.

"Of course, hold just a moment." The Third Hokage said.

"That won't be necessary. I will lead him there myself." Anko said standing up. Her color already returned to her face. "It will give me a chance to get to know this man as I think on his offer."

"Mhm, that is fine. I will send Kakashi your way when I have the chance." The Third said as he made some new clones to go through all of the paperwork and one to secretly send word to the Jounin that watched the Namikaze compound.

As they were walking out, Kai-La stopped at the door. "Before I forget. Can you send word to the Village Hidden in the Grass?"

The Hokage looked at Kai-La with a weird expression. Nodding his head he gestured for Kai-La to continue. "They have some of the Uzu survivors. I am willing to trade for it or if you wish to put your approval behind it as a mission. I will offer a few rare healing ingredients for the mother and daughter Uzumaki pair."

"How do you know this?" The Hokage asked skeptically.

"A ninja must have his secrets. If I live long enough I will tell you. If they disagree I will kill my way to get them back." Kai-La said before walking out.

As the trio traveled slowly through the village, Kai-La watched all the repair work going on. He also opened a small dimensional hole in his left eye to allow Pakura to see where they were. Using so many little portals started to drain him but his understanding improved rapidly.

'Pakura has recovered quite quickly. This is good. I wonder her thoughts on what has gone on in the last hour or so?' Kai-La thought. Looking over to Anko he figured it would be best to smooth things over a little. "So do you have any reason to turn down my offer?" Kai-La asked calmly to here as they walked down the tower.

"What do you think?" Anko said snippily.

"I don't know. That's why I asked. But if your gonna be a brat forget it." Kai-La said as he looked at the housing.

'I need to train. My physical body has a lot of power. I will need to get it under a 100% control. The dimensions I make use of my chakra, as well as my cellular control. That is is definitely a good reason to train my chakra reserves. But my physical strength is still available as long as there is sunlight to help speed up my recovery. It is quite the advantage that this body is like that of Silver-Age Superman.' Kai-La thought to himself. 'But it took Kal-El so long to attain that. But with the dangerous of the ninja life, I should be able to accelerate it.

His eyes traveled around the village. He himself just kept humming as they walked. Much to Anko's disappointment.

"Hey! Are you just gonna stay quiet as we walk? Or are you gonna say something else? Did you give up just that easily?" Anko said frustrated.

'What's all this now? Is she pouting?' "Give-up?? I think you are confused about something." Kai-La said matter factly.

"Really, enlighten me if you don't mind," Anko said.

"There really isn't a reason to," Kai-La said shaking his head. "You are not interested so why bother you? I am not that kind of guy. I need people to stand with me. Not those who are gonna cause me nothing but trouble. Also, I am a bit of an asshole."

"Who would want to be just a baby factory? Everyone has dreams yah know!" Anko said angrily.

"I just require for you to have one kid. Each of my wives has to bear at least one. That is the requirement for me to offer them strength. Afterward, if you don't want to bear another child fine. I have no plans to keep you from any dreams. On the contrary, I will do the best I can to help." Kai-La said seriously.

Kai-La continued to walk forward down the road. If he didn't know where he was going it was better to walk the village and have a first-person view of the surroundings. Slowly a map formed in the back of his mind.

Anko stood there and watch as he walked away. Snapping out of it she caught up quickly.

"Hey! Wait up! Pff" Anko said blowing her hair out of her eyes.

"Hmm, what is it now. Are you ready to show me to the Namikaze place?" Kai-La said calmly.

"Fine! Let's go straight there. It's this way. Are you sure you haven't anything else to say?" Anko said as she led them to the clan districts.

"Alrighty then. No, I don't. Wait. I am sorry for removing the seal without your permission." Kai-La said calmly. "guess people like keeping things that cause them pain I forgot about the m.a.s.o.c.h.i.s.t lifestyle people tend to develop."

"That's not what I meant but thanks," Anko said.

"Well...I don't know. You are gonna have to tell me. It is a wife's job to help her husband. You help me I help you arrangement or partnership all the same in the in. I have helped you based off what I believe was a terrible thing that bothers you." Kai-La said to her as he looked at her. "I seem to have misjudged."

Anko just walked away.

15 minutes later they made it to the Namikaze compound. In front two Jounin stood guard

"Lord Uzumaki, greetings. To you as well Sir." The guards said as they addressed the two individuals. "We where told you were coming."

At that, the two removed the seals on the gate. Walking over they placed a scroll in Anko and Kai-La's hands. "These are the instructions on the multiple seals throughout the place. Lord Third has the other set."

After that, they both left.

"So give me that scroll. Your job is done. You don't have to worry about learning the seals." Kai-La said while reaching for the other scroll.

"I am gonna hang on to this. I haven't made up my mind yet." Anko said tucking the scroll away.

Kai-La looked Anko up and down. 'That body is quite murderous. The skimpy clothing has to be to distract others. Maneuverability my ass!'

"Right... doesn't matter if you don't give it back. I will just study and change all the seals so it won't matter." Kai-La said as he opened the scroll and went over the seals that would allow him to enter inside.

Five minutes of study allowed him to understand basic knowledge on the way to enter. To redo it all would take quite a while.

"How many wives will you acquire? Will you become an enemy to this village? If I ask you to help kill Orochimaru will you do it?" Anko asked seriously.

"I will acquire many. I don't know how many. I need enough to rebuild the clan so a lot. I will not become an enemy of the village unless they choose to be my enemy. I hope that doesn't happen. Helping you kill him will not be a problem for me." Kai-La said to her.

Baby Naruto woke up.

"I don't know about your offer. Can you wait?" Anko asked with a little hope in her voice.

"Do you wanna be my first Wife?" Kai-La asked with a straight face.

"Uh, what?" Anko asked slightly off guard. "Is that even important?"

"Its important to me," Kai-La said coldly. "I need to know where you stand."

"I..I ..see." Anko said taking a step back.

"Ughh this is quite complicated. I will wait for a while. But I can't stop my task altogether. Let's go little Naruto. Let's check to see if there is food preserved inside. If not we may have to go shopping." Kai-La said as he tickles Naruto's belly. He walked inside and to the main house.

"Wah, foo time," Naruto said as he looked around. He seemed to say food.

Anko stood there staring at the gate. She felt perturbed. "Could have at least invited me in to talk. There is no way you only want me for a wife. I am not that desirable, or strong. What else could he want?" She said kicking a rock. "Maybe I should go get some food. For the baby, not him." Shaking her head quickly. "That jerk has me acting weird" She mumbled before disappearing.

Where she headed. Only she knew.

Back inside the house.