Longing for a Life: a Four-year-old Zombie

Alas, this is life!"

....... Koi is a little speechless. She has been a fearless master for so long, but she was defeated by a 4-year-old [-]-year-old child! "Oh my god..., What the hell is this, why come to our mushroom house to be more noisy than each other?”

Huang Lei said dumbfoundedly, mainly to relieve embarrassment.

Sometimes this koi is too real, although it is said that this character is good, but sometimes it will affect the effect of the program.

There are two kinds of people who are the most taboo in doing shows, one is too fake, and that is...the kind...that can be especially pretended.

A guy who knows how to set up people all day long, pretends to be diligent, and can't wait to show the spirit of fearlessness even when he picks the skin on his hands.

Another one is...too blunt.

If you are so upright, some people will think that you are ignorant and pretend.

"If I don't kiss Xiaoqing, I won't leave!"

The koi stood up fiercely.

"Hahaha, Lao Huang can't wait for you to say this, and you can get a lot of traffic.

Our Xiaoqing is... a traffic harvester, hahaha!"

He Jiong smiled proudly.

"Hey Pumbaa, it's dawn, get up."

Huang Lei had nothing to do, and turned his attention to Peng Peng, who was still sleeping.

Peng Peng can't drink enough, but he fully demonstrated his nature as a foodie and drank half a cup of monkey wine in one go.

It was only now that he opened his eyes, and both eyes were red.

Seeing everyone staring at him, Peng Peng rubbed his eyes awkwardly.

"Okay, okay, you all go wash your face.

Mom, our mushroom house is about to become a restaurant."

He Jiong couldn't help but said with a smile.

"What's all this about?"

Watching Peng Peng and several young people rush to the tap, Huang Lei couldn't help but smile bitterly.

"Hey, old Huang, what are you doing?"

When Huang Lei turned around, he saw that old Huang Zheng was quietly pouring an enamel cup of monkey wine into his thermos cup:.

After being caught, Lao Huang was somewhat embarrassed, he smiled shyly: "Well, those children can't drink, the wine must be sealed, or the hot alcohol will evaporate, I'm not afraid of wasting it? ."

"Oh yo yo, I didn't expect that old Huang, he is quite literate, and he even knew that alcohol would evaporate!"

"There are so many of us, why do you need to worry about this? You are stealing, stealing in broad daylight."

Huang Lei complained mercilessly.

There is no way, they are too familiar, no matter how you complain, it will not hurt the feelings between them.

They are all people who know the bottom line. This will not only increase the focus of the show, but also make Huang Lei talk too hard, why not do it.

"Thorn slip!"

Old Huang took a lap at the mouth of the cup and said with a disappointed face: "Mr. Huang, I am doing bad things with good intentions.

I really feel sorry for such a good wine, if you misunderstand me like this, I will pour the wine back for you."

"Let's go! Oh my god...!!!, you've been licked like that, who can drink it.

With such a big director, you can do such shameless things.

Why don't you spit into the cup?"

Huang Lei looked at Lao Huang with disgust.

"My mother too! Lao Huang, you have lost your integrity!"

"Old Huang: What is morality? Is monkey wine good to drink?"

"When it comes to the point, I don't know what's good about wine. My husband is willing to kneel on the washboard and sing conquest in order to drink. The key is that he doesn't change.

""Sympathy for your husband."

"Sympathy for your husband +1"

"Sympathy for your husband +10."

... "You're all sober, hurry up and pack up, or else you don't know what time you'll be able to eat."

Huang Lei glanced at the time.

"Did anyone take the initiative to clear the crayfish"

Huang Lei asked.

"Mr. Huang, I have been eating crayfish professionally for more than ten years!"

Koi raised his hand and said excitedly.

"I asked if anyone cleaned the crayfish, not the crayfish!"

Huang Lei couldn't help but glared at Koi.

"Mr. Huang, I can give it a try. I have seen others wash crayfish."

After Kiki finished speaking, she walked directly to the water basin and squatted down.

"Sister Qiqi, Xiaoqing will help you duck."

Qin Qing also ran to Qiqi's side.

"Thank you Xiaoqing, no need.

Look at the big pincers of the crayfish, so fierce, they will catch you."

Qiqi picked up a crayfish, dragged two big pincers, and frightened Qin Qing with her teeth and claws.

"Without ducks, shrimps and shrimps are so good, they don't move."

Qin Qing raised her white and tender fingers and poked the crayfish's stomach.

"Hey, he was still alive and kicking just now, why didn't he move and die?"

Gigi looked at the crayfish blankly, and put it back into the water basin.

Unexpectedly, as soon as it got wet, the crayfish's tail rolled up and swam quickly in the water basin.

"Hey, this guy!"

Kiki was agile and grabbed the crayfish again.

Unexpectedly, as soon as the crayfish came out of the water, it immediately stopped moving again.

"What are you doing, Kiki, are you washing crayfish or dishing crayfish? You're about to get the pulp out."

He Jiong's words made Qiqi blushed and said weakly, "This crayfish is so bad, it actually pretends to be dead.

Teacher He, look."

Kiki held up the motionless crayfish to Mr. He, and then threw the crayfish into the water basin.

Feeling the water, the crayfish repeated its old tricks, rolled its tail, and began desperately to escape.

Kiki grabbed the crayfish, and the guy pretended to be dead again.

"Pfft, have the crayfish all started to perform well these days?"

He Jiong laughed out loud.

The crayfish wanted to cry aggrieved, but there were no tears.

Labor and management, this is not Biao's acting skills, ah.

I dropped my mother-in-law, my uncle and grandpa, next to him...what the hell? As long as he gets close to him, this shrimp will be cold all over, just like being thrown into cold water in the cold winter and twelfth lunar month.

Although we lobsters have no brains, we are not stupid.

This shrimp can also feel what is death.

"When washing the crayfish, I pulled out the shrimp line by the way to save the effort when eating."

Mr. Huang came over, picked up a crayfish, twisted the thing on the tip of the tail to the left, twisted the right, and then gently pulled it out, and a slender shrimp line was completely pulled out.

At this moment, a harsh humming sound suddenly sounded.

When everyone looked up, they saw an army green helicopter flying at a low altitude, and they could even clearly see the words "Forest".

"No, it's a helicopter."

Teacher He looked at the helicopter in disbelief.

"No way, poachers run for two or three hours, now, can they find them with a helicopter?"

Huang Lei frowned and stared at the helicopter, feeling a little worried in his heart.

Those... poachers are outlaws, they can't just stop.

For them, Xiao Hei and Da Mao are... white, silver and red bills.

Even if there is someone to protect it, it is impossible for the local people to send people around here to protect it [-] hours a day. Besides, the [-] mountains in western Hunan, if you want to completely prevent those... poachers, it is difficult A little high.

"Mr. He, Teacher Huang, Xiao, Xiaoqing."

As soon as the helicopter passed, the bull ran into the yard out of breath.

"What happened to the bull"

Teacher He looked at Daniel with a puzzled expression.

"A lot of cars, a lot of cars have entered the mountain, from the three road switches.

Police cars, fire trucks, and that kind of . . . tall, ladders."

Daniel pointed in the direction of Lost Soul Valley and said eagerly.

"lots of cars"