Longing for a Life: a Four-year-old Zombie

He Jiong glanced at Qin Qing blankly, in fact he didn't know why he had this reaction.

"Isn't that so? Isn't it just catching a few poachers, and I haven't succeeded in stealing yet."

Teacher Huang was also confused.

"What's not so good, now these treasures are more precious than people.

Those guys really ate the guts of ambitious leopards, mandrills dared to make up their minds, if they were caught, they would have to sit in prison if they didn't die."

Wang Zhonglei said with a look of contempt.

"Uncle Wang, those bad guys didn't eat bear hearts or leopard galls.

Da Hei and Hua Hua are fine."

Qin Qing's words were originally very funny, but Teacher He and the others couldn't laugh.

"Xiaoqing, what did you say there are bears and leopards in the mountains?"

Teacher He asked cautiously.

"There is a duck, and Da Hei is... a big stupid bear. It's dark and stinky. Xiaoqing dislikes it.

Huahua is alright, just... likes to run around, sometimes I can't find where it is."

Qin Qing said innocently.

"My God...!!!, what the hell is this place, how come it has everything?"

Teacher Huang glanced at the mountains not far away in disbelief.

"There are many virgin forests in the [-] mountains in western Hunan, and many places are rarely visited by people. Some wild animals are normal."

When Teacher He said this, he was a little unable to convince himself.

in spite of....

How primitive is the virgin forest, I have learned that animals have distribution maps in previous biology classes.

South China tigers and bears are still normal, but mandrills and leopards should not exist here at all.

"That's fine, the locals take care of snacks more, and they can be safer with big hairs.

Who are these people...!!!, thinking about making a fortune all day long."

Teacher Huang pretended to be calm.

The crayfish, eel and loach were cleaned for more than an hour, and the cleaning was not completed until it was dark.

"Peng Peng, Jiong Jong, you build a barbecue table with bricks, burn the wood first, and I'll fry the crayfish and eel and loach."

Huang Lei carried the cleaned crayfish and walked to the kitchen while talking.

These are just...fantastic food for a mushroom house.

So Zhang Zifeng and the others followed behind Huang Lei, all crowded into the kitchen.

Chapter 123 Brother Peng Peng is not stupid, but not very smart!

"Yo, a lot of people came.

OK, let's start today's food show.

The first course, spicy crayfish.”

"Put the crayfish in the steamer and steam for ten minutes first."

"Take advantage of this time, heat the wok with oil, add the shallots and sauté until fragrant.

Then pour in dried chili, ginger slices, garlic, Sichuan pepper and hemp pepper and stir fry."

"Put in the lemongrass, the hot pot base material is completely dissolved, pour in the crayfish and stir fry evenly, add a can of beer, add sugar and boil.

Then pour in the green peppers, stir fry the onions evenly, and cook for three minutes on high heat.”

Mr. Huang started a live food live broadcast in a fake mode, not to mention, it really seems like that.

"My God, I suddenly remembered the Midnight Cafeteria!"

"It looks delicious, but no, I'll order a takeaway crayfish."

"Ah ah ah, I agreed to lose weight. Since the show started, I have to eat a lot every night!"

"I hate this show! I hate Teacher Huang! I hate Xiaoqing! I hate the show team!"

"Hey, crayfish can't be eaten, so I can only eat Australian lobster to satisfy my cravings."

"Fuck, how far, how far! I'm eating foie gras caviar, what did I say?"

"I'm rubbing it! Niu Cui Niu Cui, they are all bosses, they can't be provoked, they can't be provoked!"

......Watching Qin Qing staring straight at the crayfish in the pot, Huang Lei smiled proudly.

"Come on, Xiaoqing, you have done a good job in catching crayfish. This crayfish will be the first for you to eat."

Opening the lid of the pot, Huang Lei couldn't help the scalding heat, took out a crayfish, peeled it, and stuffed it into Qin Qing's mouth.

“Is it delicious”

Looking at Qin Qing's satisfied look, Huang Lei felt happier than eating it himself.

"Hoohoo, good!"

Because it was hot, Qin Qing kept flipping his tongue, making his speech a little slurred.

"Delicious for a while... eat more."

Huang Lei smiled happily.

He felt something was wrong, and when he turned around, he saw that Peng Peng came in at an unknown time.

"My God...!!!, Pumbaa, can you still save some face?"

"Old Huang, I can't do it, this is stupid, you can send a car to send it away!"

Huang Lei complained in disbelief.

"Hahaha, Dad Huang, take me, five yuan a pound can still sell a lot of money."

Zhang Zifeng doesn't think it's a big deal to watch the fun.

"Sell it, you buy it"

Zhang Zifeng took a look.

"Cut, I don't buy it, except to eat it."

Zhang Zifeng glanced at Peng Peng with disgust.

"That's not it, you are all disgusted, and if someone buys it, you are as stupid as you are."

Huang Lei said with a wicked smile.

"Uncle Huang, Sister Zifeng is not stupid."

Qin Qing said with a small face and very serious.

"Hahaha, Xiaoqing is the best! Dad Huang, did you hear that, the eyes of the masses are sharp."

Zhang Zifeng said proudly.

"Yes, yes, you are not stupid, you are not smart anyway."

Huang Lei shook his head helplessly, and pointed at Qin Qing dotingly: "You little traitor, I just gave you crayfish, so you demolished me."

Seeing Xiaoqing talking to Zhang Zifeng, Peng Peng had a scheming move, hurriedly squatted in front of Qin Qing, and said as gently as possible: "Xiaoqing Xiaoqing, what about Brother Peng Peng, is Brother Peng Peng stupid?"

".

Brother Peng Peng is not stupid, just a little bit not very smart."

"Hahahahaha!"

"Pfft!"

"Xiaoqing is so insightful, she can see clearly."

Everyone couldn't help but laugh.

"Mom, I feel sorry for Peng Peng, but Xiaoqing's heart was pierced so hard!"

"How can my son be so upright hahaha, he's just a little bit not very smart."

"Laughing faintly in the toilet, Xiaoqing is too invincible."

"Tong Yan Wuji, the wind blows away! Peng Peng is strong!"

... After cooking for another two or three minutes, Huang Lei directly took a large stainless steel pot and poured all the crayfish into it at once.

"Okay, stupid sons and daughters who are not very smart, you take the crayfish out, be careful, it's okay if people burn, don't ruin our lobsters."

Huang Lei's complaints made the originally excited Peng Peng brothers and sisters want to cry without tears.

"Come on, come on! All done."

"Garlic crayfish, braised loach, and dried eel! Today we make an exception, and each person has a bottle of cold beer, Lao Huang, okay?"

When Huang Lei spoke, he looked at Lao Huang.

"This, our theme is self-sufficient rural life, you can ask for beer, ten dollars a can, ice."

Old Huang said seriously.

"Okay, old Huang, now you're breaking up with us again, right? You spit out my monkey wine, and spit out our wild fruits! And wild crucian carp, spit it out for me!"

Huang Lei is not... a rude master, he walked towards Lao Huang aggressively.

"Don't worry, I haven't finished speaking yet.

Our rules are rules, and our friendship has to be talked about.

The crayfish will give us two pounds, and the beer will be given to you."

Old Huang said with a bold face.

"Bah! My crayfish is at least seventy or eighty in the store. If you take a few cans of beer, you want to exchange two pounds for me. Oh, my temper!"