Love Apartment: I Am Invincible

　　"Are there any older ones!" Zhang Wei continued.

　　The curry paste sang: "Hey, egg fried rice! The easiest meal~!"

　　Zhang Wei said speechlessly: "These songs of yours are too trendy. There are many old people at the scene. Even if you make a full-fledged banquet, they may not like it!"

　　Chen Meijia said, "What program are you going to perform, Zhang Wei?"

　　Zhang Wei smiled and said, "I can lead the uncles and aunts back to the age of 18 and let them experience the feeling of riding a roller coaster!"

　　After speaking, he sat on his office chair: "Aunt Liu, Uncle Ma, do it with me!"

　　Sitting in the chair by himself, he made a very stupid move. Everyone didn't understand it, and Su Ye was speechless: "What are you doing?"

　　Zhang Wei said, "How is it?"

　　Everyone was speechless and applauded slowly. Chen Meijia said, "It's so wonderful, it can definitely be written into the textbook!"

　　Says Curry Sauce: "The negative, it's called 100 Ways to Be Single!"

　　Zhao Haitang also said, "Alas, compared to Lawyer Zhang's method, the other 99 are all pediatrics!"

　　Zhang Wei suddenly said, "What should I do? I don't have any other talents!"

　　Chen Meijia said: "You can recite "My Mother", our great mothers, this wave of rainbow farts is in the right place without leaving any traces!"

　　Zhang Wei immediately reacted: "My mother?"

　　That feeling is good, I will perform this show. "

　　Then Zhuge Dali walked in and said to everyone: "The party is about to start, how are you preparing?"

　　Su Ye said with a smile: "'Don't worry, dear, we are preparing, this time Zhang Wei is the chief planner, he is going to perform the poem and recite "My Mother"!"

　　Dali was instantly surprised: "Poem recitation? "My Mother"? Can Zhang Wei perform this well? My mother is not a fucking mother!"

　　In fact, everyone did not have much confidence in Zhang Wei.

　　Zhao Haitang said, "You still have to trust Zhang Wei. If you really can't do it, you can switch to Su Ye. Su Ye has two shows alone!"

　　Zhang Wei actually had no idea in his heart, when he heard this (of Zhao Hao), he immediately said: "Yes, yes, Su Ye has no problem performing two shows. Besides, he is Dali's boyfriend, and he is very good to Dali's mother. It's the most appropriate to perform this show, I'm just in charge of planning!"

　　"I believe that Mama Dali can see my efforts!"

　　Everyone nodded in unison, and Su Ye was helpless, nodding: "Okay, then I will work part-time for two shows by myself."

　　Soon, it was night time, and the city was shrouded in darkness. .

Chapter 252

　　Countless prosperous lights make the city of Modu look like heaven and earth. There are lights everywhere in the community of the love apartment. Under the banner of the Mid-Autumn Festival Flowers and Full Moon Party, Zhang Wei is nervously directing the staff to prepare for the party. .

　　"Okay, at this height, help me fix it, you can withdraw!"

　　Zhang Wei commanded nervously, and said to the photographer: "Check the welding battery, check the light recording and check it again!"

　　Everyone is busy and ready to start.

　　Zhang Wei picked up the walkie-talkie and said, "Curry, how is the curry backstage, is it going well?"

　　The curry sauce in the background also picked up the walkie-talkie and said, "Bak Kut Teh Bak Kut Teh, everything is ok, over!"

　　"Curry curry, why are we calling such a stupid dick's code name?"

　　Zhang Wei asked again.

　　At this time, Zhao Haitang also picked up the walkie-talkie, walked out from the curtain with a pile of wooden boards, and said loudly, "I didn't say anything at the nine-story pagoda in Indonesia, just shut up your bak kut teh!"

　　Zhao Haitang said to Curry next to him, "Curry saw the wood for me, and I'll watch the speakers!"

　　Curry sauce said speechlessly: "It's cheating for a long time, aren't you going to perform taekwondo?"

　　Zhao Haitang said speechlessly: "Otherwise, it will be the year of the monkey and the month of the horse. You think the planks of taekwondo on TV are real. It's very simple to take a saw and cut along the grain, and then stick it up after sawing, so that it is not easy to be found. !"

　　After that, I turned around to check the speakers.

　　Curry sauce held the sentence nervously and looked at the pile of wooden boards in front of him, when Zhang Wei's walkie-talkie rang again: "Curry curry, some of the sponsored moon cakes haven't arrived yet, hurry up and check all the programs, don't go wrong. , Have you recited the host's manuscript?!"

　　The curry sauce was so busy that he had to say: "It's memorized, it's memorized, I'll rush it right away, and then I'll check it out!"

　　"Oops, busy, busy!"

　　After he finished speaking, he hurried over, but he put the board on the table and forgot to saw it.

　　Here, Zhang Wei was already at the venue and started planning.

　　Chen Meijia came over and said to Zhang Wei, "Zhang Wei!"

　　Zhang Wei hurried over, and Chen Meijia said, "I have already arranged the positions. I will leave the front to Su Ye and Dali's mother. We will sit at the back to support your performance!"

　　Zhang Wei also said instantly excitedly: "Good Le!"

　　At this moment, Xiao Hei and another friend also came over. Behind him, Zhuge Dali and Zhuge Dasheng, the mother and daughter slowly walked over, accompanied by Su Ye.

　　Zhuge Dali waved at Zhang Wei as soon as he saw Zhang Wei.

　　Zhang Wei hurried over, and Zhuge Dali whispered, "Are you all ready? Don't let Su Ye lose face in front of my mother!"

　　Zhang Wei hurriedly said: "Everything is ready, don't worry!"

　　After speaking, he put on a smiley face to Zhuge Dasheng and said, "Hello, Auntie Zhu!"

　　The Great Sage Zhuge said lightly, "There's another word for Ge!"

　　Zhang Weidun said speechlessly, "Aunt Zhu...Ge!"

　　Zhuge is a compound surname, this is too revealing of culture!

　　Zhuge Dasheng then said: "I didn't expect Lawyer Zhang to be enthusiastic about community public welfare. President Su also specially invited me to watch your party."

　　Zhang Wei said: "Oh, social responsibility, although I can't compare with your son-in-law Su Ye, but I also know this!"

　　"Come on, please take a seat!"

　　Then Zhuge Dali, Zhuge Dasheng, and Su Ye slowly sat down.

　　Behind him sat Xiao Hei Chen Meijia and a few friends. .

Chapter 253

　　At this moment, Chen Meijia deliberately sighed loudly and said, "Oh my God, isn't this Lawyer Zhang?"

　　Zhang Wei also pretended not to know Chen Meijia and said, "Who are you?"

　　"You forgot that you helped me mediate before, thank you so much!"

　　Zhang Wei smiled and said, "It should be!"

　　The performance of the two can be said to be seamless, just to show the Zhuge Dasheng next to him.

　　Behind him, Xiao Hei and others also said: "Lawyer Zhang is great, come to our convenience store to buy things, and never bargain!"

　　"Lawyer Zhang is very strict. One time, he invited me to dinner. He walked into the beach and said he wanted to eat shark fins. I didn't expect that the store actually existed. Lawyer Zhang immediately said that the store was not regular, and then took me to another, regular store! "

　　"Lawyer Zhang is busy with work during the day and preparing for a party at night. Where can I find such a good lawyer?"

　　"Yes, where can I find it, I really can't find it!"

　　Zhang Wei in front has been slapped crazy by the three people's fairy farts, and his face is green.

　　Is this hurting yourself or praising yourself?Too much - right!

　　The couple Su Ye and Zhuge Dali next to each other hugged each other and laughed, they couldn't hold back their laughter anymore.

　　At this time, the Great Sage Zhuge, who was sitting in the middle, naturally knew, what was Zhang Wei's purpose in arranging all this?

　　But in the mentality of the young people who took the exam, he didn't say anything, just said lightly: "Interesting!"

　　Zhang Wei's expression changed, and his expression was very unsightly. He asked them to say something for him. I didn't expect them to say so!

　　Soon, the party will begin.

　　Curry sauce and Zhao Haitang came up, and there was an accompaniment next to them. Zhao Haitang said loudly: "The Mid-Autumn Festival, the golden wind is blowing, today we gather together to enjoy the beautiful scenery and have a happy time!"

　　The curry sauce next to it also said: "The Mid-Autumn Festival Flowers and Full Moon Party in Love Apartment, start now!"

　　The two said in unison.

　　There was applause from the field.Zhao Haitang continued: "The Qingyan Cemetery, the leading ecological cemetery in China, has an elegant environment and convenient transportation. As long as the family is neat and tidy, the graves will be covered with green smoke! I will witness you with my own eyes. Great choice for the whole family!”

　　As soon as this advertisement was read, everyone in the audience was immediately blinded.

　　Zhang Wei's face became more and more ugly, and Xiao Hei next to him supported Zhang Wei's shoulder and said, "Lawyer Zhang, the sponsorship you are pulling is quite tasteful!"

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　　"This is, are you going to be sent in for cremation?"

　　"It's clearly arranged!"

　　When Su Ye next to him saw the sponsorship, his face darkened.

　　At this time, Great Sage Zhuge also smiled at Su Ye: "Su Ye, do you still have this in your community?"

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　　Su Ye and Zhuge Dali had already laughed so hard they couldn't help themselves, so they could only say: "This was pulled by Lawyer Zhang, and we don't know."

　　Then Zhuge Dasheng's eyes fell on Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei had no choice but to say: "Well, the sponsors are all carefully selected by me. The people living in our community are all enlightened people, so there are no taboos!"

　　Behind him, Xiao Hei and another brother gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up.

　　The Great Sage Zhuge smiled slowly and said nothing.

　　Zhang Wei turned his back and said to Chen Meijia with a cold face, "Meijia, what kind of bad sponsorship did you pull?"

　　Chen Meijia said helplessly: "Lisa said that the time is too short, it would be good to find it!"

　　Zhang Wei said, "But you are going too far!"