Love Apartment: I Am Invincible

　　Chen Meijia said, "Don't worry, it's better than this one!" Shan.

Chapter 254

　　Zhang Wei was stunned, and then Zhao Haitang continued on the stage: "Thank you for the opening ceremony of Wang Fang's studio, free consultation, 7% off for mediation, Wang Fang, a professional lawyer 100 times more reliable than Zhang Wei. !"

　　Zhang Wei is literally stuck in the same place, rely on me!

　　Pulling the sponsorship by yourself, targeting yourself?

　　I scold myself?

　　Su Ye smiled aside and said, "A competitor dares to offer sponsorship. Lawyer Zhang is really enlightened!"

　　 Everyone gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up again.

　　Zhang Wei's heart was broken at this time.

　　At this time, Zhao Haitang on the stage retreated, and Curry Sauce whispered on the stage alone: ​​"Thank you Honey Bone Juice Tea, real tea and real juice, one day it will be able to circle the earth three and a half times!"

　　"Thank you for the delicious moon cakes provided by Zhenai Cafe. The coffee should be hot, and the order should be taken off as soon as possible. Who will take care of the single, I really love the cafe!"

　　"Next, please enjoy the first program!"

　　"Taekwondo."

　　"Performer, the most handsome man in the love apartment, Zhao Haitang!"

　　Everyone applauded in unison, and Su Ye and Zhuge Dali looked at Zhang Wei in confusion: "Is there still this show?"

　　Zhang Wei could only pray in his heart that nothing would go wrong.

　　Soon, Zhao Haitang put on a taekwondo uniform, walked up slowly, bowed to everyone, and finally spread her legs, sank into her dantian, and did a few taekwondo movements.

　　Everyone watched Zhao Haitang's performance on stage attentively.

　　"It's okay." Su Ye commented thoughtfully.

　　Everyone applauded in unison: "Okay!"

　　At this moment, Xiao Hei came out holding a wooden board.

　　Zhao Haitang was about to kick up.

　　At this time, Zhang Wei in the audience smiled and said to Dasheng Zhuge: "Aunt Zhuge, I often teach Haitang that life is about facing difficulties. The stronger the enemy, the more he can temper his talent, and his leadership ability is still good. Morality, as it is now, kick down hard, overcome difficulties, and improve yourself!"

　　"ah!"

　　Zhao Haitang let out a loud roar, then flew up and kicked the plank.

　　click!

　　Immediately the whole place fell silent.

　　The plank didn't break, but Zhao Haitang's foot made a cracking sound.

　　Everyone was immediately stunned, what does this performance mean?

　　"Ow!" Zhao Haitang cried out loudly, clutching her legs.

　　When Zhang Wei saw this situation, he immediately felt that something was wrong, picked up the walkie-talkie and whispered, "What's wrong with Curry Curry!"

　　Curry quickly replied on the walkie-talkie: "Bak Kut Teh Bak Kut Teh, I seem to have forgotten to saw the board..."

　　Zhang Wei was confused: "Nani?"

　　On the stage, Zhao Haitang, with a burst of courage, continued to prepare to kick 0 on the board..

　　2th time.

　　click!

　　Still haven't stopped!

　　The planks are still strong.

　　3th time!

　　Still haven't stopped!

　　The 4th time, still not broken!

　　Zhao Haitang clutched her legs and let out a pitiful howl like killing a pig, and kept kicking the board.

　　The audience below the stage felt so miserable.

　　Su Ye also said worriedly: "Otherwise, let him not mention it, this is too terrifying!"

　　Zhang Wei suddenly said in a low voice, "Then how can I do it? Wouldn't it be a loss of face if I don't kick it at this time?"

　　 He could only watch Zhao Haitang torturing herself over and over again on stage.

　　"Kakuna Matata!"

　　Click, after trying again, Zhao Haitang felt that her foot was almost completely broken.

　　Zhuge Dali said to Zhuge Dasheng: "It's obviously a power show, but the most exciting thing is the expressions of the two people!"

　　Zhang Wei hurriedly said, "Maybe Zhao Haitang hasn't been on stage for too long, and I want to show off more of her long legs!".

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　　Zhuge Dasheng smiled and said, "Lawyer Zhang, I don't think the moral of this show is quite the same as what you said!"

　　Su Ye also said on the side: "I think what Zhao Haitang wants to express is that sometimes you don't work hard, you have no idea how useless you are!"

　　Zhang Weidun coughed a few times, Su Ye laughed: "But this show is really boring!"

　　"No!" Zhang Wei immediately defended himself: "The true meaning of this show is actually this, today is the Mid-Autumn Festival reunion night, I hope every family can be as unbreakable as this wooden board!"

　　At this moment, Zhao Haitang exploded a small universe on the stage.

02 Snap!

　　A violent kick broke the unsawed plank.

　　Zhang Wei's words got stuck in his mouth, his expression suddenly froze, and everyone behind him felt a little embarrassed for him.

　　Unexpectedly, Zhang Wei said quickly: "Actually, consummation does not necessarily mean unbreakable. Is the old saying good? It's easy to break, and it's good to break, so you'll be safe every year!"

　　Everyone immediately applauded Zhang Wei's speech again, and Zhuge Dasheng said again: "Interesting."

　　Zhang Wei couldn't sit still anymore. A group of people panicked and hurried to the backstage.

　　In the backstage, Curry Sauce was helping Zhao Haitang, who was limping, to sit on the sofa. Curry Sauce said distressedly, "Are you all right? Oops, sit down there for a while, and I'll go and saw wood for you right away!"

　　Zhang Wei was furious: "What's the use of sawing now?"

　　Zhang Wei said to Zhao Haitang, whose aching facial features were grimacing, "Haitang, stand up, you have to take the stage to host!"

　　Zhao Haitang said, "I apply to go to the hospital first!"

　　Zhang Wei said, "Do you have the heart to let Curry Sauce host alone? What if she can't recite the words? You are now the most talented man in the love apartment. How can you get off the fire with this little injury?"

　　Zhao Haitang said suddenly, "But my feet are swollen!"

　　Zhang Wei said, "Brother's mouth was swollen like that back then, when did you cowardice?"

　　After he finished speaking, he approached Zhao Haitang and patted him on the shoulder: "Haitang, do you want people to call you the most kind man in the future, or the man who is a little swollen?"

　　When Zhao Haitang heard this, she was fooled and said firmly, "I'll show you how much I have!"

　　After saying that, he stood up.

　　...

　　Soon, on stage.

　　Zhao Haitang, who was limping in a wheelchair, walked out with the curry sauce.

　　The two forced a smile.

　　Everyone in the audience was stunned, Zhuge Dasheng, Zhuge Dali and Su Ye were also stunned.

　　What's happening here?

　　Zhao Haitang forcibly squeezed out a smile and read according to the hand card: "Thank you Lao Kai for the elderly's special diapers, fast absorbing water, comfortable and breathable, always happy feeling!"

　　Zhao Haitang laughed worse than crying at this time, and Curry Sauce also said: "Thank you Qiu Mingshan for the electric wheelchair for the elderly, with four-wheel drive in colorful colors, and a speed of up to 5 kilometers per hour. I wish you the most beautiful old driver in the community!"

　　At this moment, Zhang Wei also ran over from a distance with two bottles of water very obscenely, unscrewed a bottle and handed it to Zhuge Dasheng, Zhuge Dasheng raised his hand and refused: "No, we have Su Ye this time. Tailored Earl Water!"

　　Zhang Wei had to take it back in embarrassment. Behind him, Xiao Hei watched the show on stage and said in shock, "This party commercial is longer than the show, and the host's face is more bitter than a bitter gourd!"

　　Chen Meijia said, "At least Lawyer Zhang is the most capable lawyer I've ever seen!"

　　Zhuge Dasheng also said to Zhuge Dali: "Lili, do you remember the time we went to Lan Island?".

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　　Dali responded quickly: "Remember, we live in Scorsbysund, which is probably the most remote town in the world!"

　　The Great Sage Zhuge said: "There is no net and the snow is heavy. Do you think it was boring then or is it boring now?"

　　Zhuge Dali reacted for a while and was about to speak, but suddenly saw Zhang Wei beside him with a look full of pleading, so he had to say, "Almost."

　　At this time, Su Ye also said, "Auntie, are you bored?"

　　When the Great Sage Zhuge saw that Su Ye had spoken, he immediately said, "No, I just feel a little cold!"

　　Su Ye immediately stood up and said, "It's summer now, so it shouldn't be too cold. I think you should be bored, but I'll be on stage later, so please stay tuned!"

　　At this time, the Great Sage Zhuge quickly said in surprise: "Really, Mr. Su, you will also perform on stage?"

　　Zhuge Dali also looked at Su Ye in surprise.

　　Su Ye smiled and said, "Yes, it's time for me to play later. I'll go backstage to prepare now~!"