Love Apartment: South Wind Passage

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly ran away from Hu Yifei, who might become angry at any time. He stopped and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"I sold one set of signed photos in less than five minutes. It seems that it's not difficult to sell thirty-six sets."

Zeng Xiaoxian, who had a successful business, now started to raise his tail to the sky again, showing a proud look like Brother Xian's charm is unstoppable.

He took another batch of signed photos and went to the billiards area of ​​the bar, where he found Zhang Wei and Guan Gu who were playing billiards.

Meijia was sitting next to them watching the two play, mumbling something.

"I'm telling you, Teacher Zeng..."

She was complaining about what had just happened when she saw Zeng Xiaoxian walking towards her again.

"Teacher Zeng, you're so fast?" Meijia was shocked, "It's only been less than 5 minutes, but you and Yifei are already done?"

Zhang Wei, who was hitting the ball, heard Meijia's speech and subconsciously shook his hand. The white ball flew into the air and almost hit Zeng Xiaoxian who was walking towards him.

"Mika, I'm just looking for Yifei to sell autographed photos. Can you please stop making a normal thing so ambiguous?"

Zeng Xiaoxian knelt down, picked up the white ball and handed it to Zhang Wei: "And you, Zhang Wei, your billiards skills are too low."

"This is a mistake." Zhang Wei said embarrassedly.

In fact, given his stinginess, he has never played billiards a few times.

Meijia drank the wine in the glass and muttered in a low voice: "I didn't think you were going to spend a long time with Yifei, but I didn't expect to clear the level so quickly."

"That is."

Zeng Xiaoxian said proudly: "I can't feel Hu Yifei's pulse. I have been her roommate for so long in vain."

Guangu had a bad premonition after hearing this: "So you are here now because..."

Zeng Xiaoxian placed his signed photo on the table next to the ball table with a snap.

"Everyone, are you interested in knowing about the out-of-print autographed photo of Zeng Xiaoxian, the future super invincible famous TV host?"

"Not interested." Guangu wiped his glasses.

"No cold." Meijia lowered her head and drank.

"..." Zhang Wei just lay down on the table and pretended to be dead.

"Hey, why don't you guys be so disrespectful?"

Guangu waved his hand and said: "Teacher Zeng, it's not that we don't give you face.

"But it's too uncharacteristic of Wei Qinan for you to ask us to buy this signed photo that we don't need at all."

"What the hell?" Zeng Xiaoxian was confused.

How come he, who has a master's degree in history, doesn't know that Dian Wei has this historical fact?

Meijia, who is a life assistant, translated: "Guan Gu should say it is difficult."

"But even if it's reluctantly used in this sentence, it's not right."

Meijia spread her hands: "This is Guangu, so it's normal to use wrong idioms.

"Have you forgotten that on your birthday, he wished you blessings like the East Sea, longevity as long as the Southern Mountains, riding a crane to the west, and drinking from the northwest wind?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked embarrassed: "I don't want to remember."

Guangu also smiled sheepishly.

Zhang Wei also recovered from pretending to be dead: "Teacher Zeng, selling signed photos is only secondary. The most important thing is whether you can sell yourself when you meet advertisers?

"I think since you have already cleared the customs with Yifei, there is no need to waste time with us.

"Hurry up and find your fans or strangers to practice your speaking skills, so that you can gain more experience and level up faster."

"That's what I say, but you guys are really not willing to buy just one set."

Zeng Xiaoxian said angrily: "This is my brother Xian's first time selling, can't you give me some friendly support?

"You have to know that you can make money again if you lose it. Friendships are hurt..."

“If friendship is hurt, we can still find ways to make up for it in the future.

"If the money is gone, no matter how much money you make in the future, it will no longer be the same money as before."

The stingy Zhang Wei looked up to the sky and sighed.

"Zhang Wei, just gouge you to death!" Zeng Xiaoxian said depressedly.

Seeing that his ability was not enough in one-on-three, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately decided to defeat them one by one.

He squinted his eyes and sat next to Mika with a smile.

"Mika..."

"Brother Xian..." Meijia smiled cutely, "Your method may be useful against Yifei, but it is ineffective against the Lun family~"

Meijia obviously won't accept Zeng Xiaoxian's disgusting act of coquettishness.

I don’t even want to ask who is the most coquettish and cute girl in the love apartment?

"Mika, you'd better buy a few sets of my signed photos."

Zeng Xiaoxian patted his chest and assured quite confidently: "My career is on the rise now. Sooner or later, these out-of-print autographed photos of mine will be very valuable.

"When you have nothing to do, just buy a few sets for collection, and then resell them when the value rises. This can be a profit of ten times or even dozens of times.

"This will appreciate faster than buying gold. If we weren't friends, I wouldn't take care of you like this."

"No need, just wait for the appreciation in value. I have something better."

Meijia raised her head triumphantly, revealing two shallow pear dimples on her face.

“Instead of waiting for your crappy autographed photo to increase in value, I would rather wait for Sekiya to become a super famous cartoonist.

"In this way, the copies of Guan Gu's drafts, scrapped cases, and the first draft of Love with Three Legged Cats stored in my room must be worth a lot of money."

Zeng Xiaoxian was dumbfounded.

Meijia smiled sweetly at Guan Gu, then turned to make a face at Zeng Xiaoxian.

"And Sekiya said that when he becomes a famous cartoonist, he will sign all those things with his autograph for me, for free.

"No matter how you look at it, there is no need for me to spend nearly a hundred yuan to buy your tattered autographed photo."

Zeng Xiaoxian's entire body instantly turned into a lifeless stone sculpture.

[Guangu, you, you, you, you...]

[Aren’t you sabotaging the market? 】

After that, no matter how many good things Zeng Xiaoxian said, Meijia counterattacked them one by one.

She was usually a little silly and dumb, but she wasn't so silly that she spent money to buy Zeng Xiaoxian's autographed photo.

Until Zeng Xiaoxian mentioned that his mouth was dry, he still failed to convince Meijia.

"How about it, some people are speechless, right?" Meijia said with a smile.

Zeng Xiaoxian stared at Meijia fiercely, gritted his teeth and said: "Chen Meijia, you forced me to do this!"

"What do you want to do?" Meijia was not afraid at all.

As for Zeng Xiaoxian's fighting ability, whether he can beat him is another question.

As for revenge with hatred... Teacher Zeng, a good man, would not be so dishonest no matter how you look at it.

Zeng Xiaoxian raised a finger, and under Meijia's puzzled gaze, his eyes instantly changed from fierce to as well-behaved as a husky.

"Buying my autographed photos now has hidden benefits. If you buy a set, you will get the contact information of a handsome radio host."

"handsome guy!"

Meijia looked at Zeng Xiaoxian expectantly: "How handsome is he?"

"Compared to my brother Xian, he is still a little bit behind."

Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows and subconsciously boasted.

"Not interested, bye!"

Meijia stood up with a look of disgust and was about to leave.

Why do I need the contact information of a handsome guy who is not as handsome as Zeng Xiaoxian?

To ward off evil spirits?

"Handsome, handsome! He's even more handsome than me!" Zeng Xiaoxian said reluctantly.

Although radio hosts don't care about their appearance, a few handsome guys can still pull it off for such a large radio station.

After all, in this era when radio stations have declined, men who can become radio hosts mostly use radio programs as a springboard to find opportunities to develop into television hosts.

A male radio host with such an idea would not be any worse in appearance.

"Then...is Nan Feng handsome?" Meijia asked with her big eyes flashing.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Meijia's half-drunk glass and pinched her face: "You're not drunk either, so why are you talking drunkenly?"

Meijia slapped Zeng Xiaoxian's hand away in disgust: "Stop talking nonsense, just tell me how handsome he is?"

"I guarantee that you will be satisfied with the handsomeness."

Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows: "We swear to Mr. Guan that if you really feel that your appearance is unacceptable, I will refund or replace it.

"How's it going? Are you looking forward to it?"

Meijia did not speak, but silently extended a pair of slaps.

"What does it mean?"

Zeng Xiaoxian stepped back repeatedly: "Even if we can't reach an agreement, there's no need for you to stretch out your hand and prepare to hit someone."

"I'm going to challenge ten."

Meijia's eyes suddenly filled with peach blossoms: "I want to fight ten."

"Holy shit!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes widened: "You think you are Ip Man, and you beat him ten times...where?"

"It does not matter!"

Meijia squeezed Zeng Xiaoxian's hand and said, "Should I pay now and you give me your contact information now?"

"Mika, calm down.

"Even if you want to be the queen of the sea, you should see if there are so many fish in the fish pond." Zeng Xiaoxian advised.

If possible, he really wanted to agree to Meijia regardless of it.

As soon as these ten sets were released, including the first three sets, more than one-third of my task was completed in one go.

There may not be many handsome guys on the radio, but after excluding those handsome guys who are married, have children, and those who have no thoughts of dating for the time being, there are not many handsome guys left on the station.

He can't unconscionably introduce a handsome guy who doesn't want to fall in love to Meijia.

In this way, whether he is on stage or in an apartment, he doesn't have to be a human being.

"Teacher Zeng, you're useless even if I give you a chance."

Meijia shook her head in disappointment: "Then how many of them can you introduce?"

"Five, at most five." Zeng Xiaoxian already had a candidate in mind.

"It's done."

Meijia finally confirmed to Zeng Xiaoxian: "Are you sure I'm satisfied?"

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and said: "You are satisfied with your appearance. As for whether you will be satisfied with it or not, I can't guarantee that I will be satisfied with you."

"As long as I'm satisfied with the appearance."

Meijia also knows that the right man does not appear so easily, and being handsome is not the only indicator of a good life.

But this does not prevent you from casting a wide net.

As for Lu Ziqiao...

Who is Lu Ziqiao?

snort!

She took out her mobile phone and prepared to pay: "A set of autographed photos is ninety-nine and eight yuan, five sets is..."

Meijia started counting with her fingers: "One seven equals seven, two seven forty-eight, Women's Day on March 8th, Labor Day on May 1st, Children's Day on June 1st..."

Zhang Wei on the side was shocked. He poked Sekiya next to him: "Does Meijia always do math like this?"

Guangu nodded: "So when she goes out to buy groceries, she must ask Curry Sauce or Yifei to accompany her, otherwise...

"Have you ever heard of cabbage costing fifty yuan, three pounds and eighty taels?"

Zhang Wei covered his chest in pain.

Even though he didn't spend the money himself, his heart felt like a knife just thinking about it.

This is too wasteful!

Zeng Xiaoxian watched Meijia counting on her fingers and said speechlessly: "Five sets of signed photos total 499. Is it WeChat or Alipay?"

"Nonsense." Meijia didn't believe Zeng Xiaoxian's calculation skills at all. "A set of ninety-nine and eight yuan. There are zeros and round numbers. How can it be a round number in the end?"

Zeng Xiao Xian:……

Is it possible that with this fraction of 80 cents, if you buy five sets, you can make up just four yuan?

Meijia pressed the calculator on her own, and then she smiled with satisfaction: "Look at this number, which has zeros and whole numbers. Forty-nine and nine, I will scan it for you on WeChat."

Zeng Xiaoxian blocked the payment code with an expressionless face.

"How much does a set of autographed photos cost?"

"Ninety-nine and eight dollars."

"What about the five sets?"

"Forty-nine dollars and nine...eh?"

Meijia wondered: "How come the price of buying 5 sets is half cheaper than buying one set?

"Could it be..."

"Yeah."

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded with satisfaction, and Meijia finally understood that she had made a mistake.

As soon as she heard the forty-nine and nine yuan, she knew she had pressed the wrong decimal point.

"Could it be...a discount?"

Meijia's eyes lit up: "Five sets are cheaper than 49 yuan, so if I buy five more sets, I don't have to spend any money?

"Teacher Zeng, I still want to hit ten!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked.

"You're so bad at multiplication, but you're still pretty good at subtraction?!!"