Love Apartment: South Wind Passage
Chapter 195 Zhang Wei pretending to be dead
Zeng Xiaoxian did not expect that after he had tried so hard to persuade Meijia to buy the signed photo, he would have to spend more time and energy telling Meijia that she had made a miscalculation.
Normally, let alone forty-nine and nine yuan, I would have no problem even giving the autograph and photo to Meijia Zeng Xiaoxian for free.
But now, whether it was for the bet or for Zi Qiao's so-called practice to gain true knowledge, Zeng Xiaoxian had to sell his autographed photos for ninety-nine and eight yuan a set.
Of course, he would never think that Meijia's business was a loss.
Zeng Xiaoxian has always believed that he will become a famous TV host, and his autographed photos will be very valuable by then.
No matter what Zeng Xiaoxian thought, in the end, Meijia bought the contact information of five handsome male radio hosts for a high price of 499 yuan.
As for Zeng Xiaoxian’s five sets of autographed photos…
Meijia felt upset if she put it in the bedroom, but she was afraid that Xiaoxian would be sad if she lost it.
She thought about it and arranged a good place for these five sets of signed photos.
If nothing else happens, Zi Qiao's birthday gifts for the next five years will be this thing.
Anyway, Zi Qiao never remembers his birthday, so it's good that he is willing to give him a birthday gift.
Xiaoxian, who sold five sets of signed photos at once and completed a quarter of the task in an instant, burst out laughing.
"Selling is not as difficult as I thought at the beginning. If I had known better, I would have raised the stakes a little higher. I want Nanfeng to sing "Conquer" to me with adoring eyes."
"What bet?" Meijia asked curiously.
Xiaoxian waved his hand: "It's not important."
Then he narrowed his eyes and pounced on Guangu like a butterfly.
"Sekiya-kun..."
"Teacher Zeng."
Guangu quickly held his club in front of him to prevent Zeng Xiaoxian from getting any closer.
"Xiao Guanguan, don't be so reserved..."
"hiss……"
Guangu took a breath, and his goosebumps fell to the ground in disgust at Zeng Xiaoxian's words "Xiao Guanguan".
"Teacher Zeng, can't you speak properly?"
Guangu reminded him seriously: "If it's true what Zi Qiao said, then there are probably your fans in the bar.
"Teacher Zeng, you don't want your fans to see you in such a flattering manner, right?"
Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly became serious, and then he was a little confused: "This sentence pattern...why am I so familiar with it?
"And coming from your mouth, why is it so wrong?"
Xiaoxian looked at Guangu, and nodded in sudden realization: "It turns out that the nationality matches, Guan Gu-kun~"
"Nonsense."
Guan Gu gently hit Zeng Xiaoxian with the club, and Zeng Xiaoxian shamelessly let out a delicate moan.
"Ah~"
Zeng Xiaoxian covered his spanked buttocks and looked at Guan Gu with charming eyes: "I hate it, it hurts me."
Guan Gu’s magic:…
"I didn't expect that the ninjutsu of my Sekiya family would actually come in handy at this time."
Sekiya pulled out a short stick next to him and held the club like a Japanese ninja holding a katana.
"Meijia, Zhang Wei, can you testify for me later that Teacher Zeng was already a puddle of meat when he came?"
Meijia and Zhang Wei nodded in unison: "No problem."
"Guangu, I'm kidding you."
Xiaoxian stepped forward with a shy face and took out the short pole in Guan Gu's hand: "We are all civilized people, there is no need to use our hands or feet, right?"
Guangu didn't care when he saw Zeng Xiaoxian taking away his club. He was just trying to scare Zeng Xiaoxian and let Zeng Xiaoxian stop showing off his disgusting appearance.
"Teacher Zeng, forget it about being like this to us. When you are promoting to your fans and strangers later, please don't do this.
"I don't want to stay at the bar in such a nice weather, but I want to accompany you to the emergency room."
Guangu looked at Zeng Xiaoxian helplessly: "Meijia has bought five sets, can't you let us go?"
Zeng Xiaoxian chuckled and said, "Are any of you two friends with Meijia?"
"of course not."
"Then what does what she bought have to do with you two?"
"Uh..." stingy Zhang Wei joked to Meijia, "Is it too late for me to chase you now, Meijia?"
"What do you think?"
Meijia was looking down at the Moments hosted by the five handsome guys recommended by Zeng Xiaoxian. She smiled and joked with Zhang Wei: "I'm busy now. If you don't mind, you can queue up."
Zhang Wei spread his hands and looked at Teacher Zeng: "Does the relationship in the queue count as a relationship?"
Zeng Xiaoxian's face darkened: "Zhang Wei, you think I'm an idiot."
He glanced at Zhang Wei and Guan Gu, and finally decided to start with Guan Gu, who was easier to deal with.
Zeng Xiaoxian rubbed his hands coquettishly: "Guan Gujun, my autographed photos will definitely increase in value.
“Even if you don’t expect to make a fortune from my autographed photos, you can just buy a set and hang them by your bedside.
"In this way, if you see my handsome photos every day, maybe you will be bursting with inspiration."
Guangu twitched his lips: "Yes, there is a picture of you, the inspiration king, hanging on the bed. I really want to be inspired."
"That is……"
Zeng Xiaoxian laughed proudly, but he only laughed halfway, his laughter was like a cock stuck in his throat.
"The King of Inspiration?"
Zhang Wei explained: "It's the ugly goldfish spirit in Journey to the West."
"I know!"
Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Zhang Wei and Guan Gu with resentment on his face.
Although he was very angry, he still counted on Guan Gu and Zhang Wei to donate generously, and still had to smile at them.
This makes people under the eaves have to bow their heads.
Zeng Xiaoxian laughed a few times and gave a thumbs up to praise Guan Gu: "Guan Gu, I didn't expect that your current Chinese level can understand Journey to the West. You are very good."
Guangu scratched his head in embarrassment when he heard this: "Actually, I still can't understand the classical Chinese version of Journey to the West, but Nanfeng recommended a children's version of Journey to the West to me. I can understand that one."
"That's really good..." Zeng Xiaoxian continued to laugh dryly.
When he couldn't laugh anymore, he looked at Guangu expectantly: "So Guangu, do you want to buy a set of my autographed photos for your collection?
"Or have you ever wanted to fall in love recently? Brother Xian, let me introduce you to a beautiful girl on the radio station... Forget it, I'll help you introduce a beautiful female host on the TV station."
Zeng Xiaoxian thought about it carefully, but he didn't expect that there was a beautiful female host on the radio station.
If it weren't for this, how could he dare to be sure that the person named Nuolan must not be good-looking either.
"No, I have no idea of falling in love right now." Sekiya refused.
If it were more than a month ago, Sekiya would still be quite happy to let Teacher Zeng introduce someone to him.
It's just that all of his current net worth has been invested in the publication and distribution of Love Three-Legged Cat. Before the comic was published, Sekiya was not in the mood, and he had no money to fall in love.
This is why he has been arguing with Zeng Xiaoxian for a long time and still hasn't decided whether to buy a signed photo or not.
Although it is still affordable for Guan Gu to spend 100 yuan to buy a signed photo of Teacher Zeng, it will not have any impact on his current life.
But people always start to be stingy when they feel they are poor.
Zhang Wei couldn't help but complain after hearing Zeng Xiaoxian's words: "Teacher Zeng, are you selling? Or are you being a matchmaker?"
"it's the same.
"Zi Qiao said, if the genuine product is not attractive enough, adding some appropriate gifts is also a way to deceive and promote."
Guangu was confused when he heard this: "Is there any difference between these two genuine products?"
"Oh, that's not important."
Zeng Xiaoxian patted Guan Gu on the shoulder: "Guan Gu, just tell me how I usually treat you?"
Guangu thought for a while, nodded sincerely and said: "Very good."
Although Zeng Xiaoxian is a bit mean, his mantra of a good man is indeed not nonsense.
Guangu came to China to settle as a foreigner. He was not familiar with the place where he lived, and his Chinese was not very good at the beginning. In the past few months, he was really grateful to Teacher Zeng and everyone for taking care of him.
"So now that my brother is in trouble, will you help me?" Zeng Xiaoxian began to use a bitter trick.
Guangu was stunned when he heard this: "Didn't you just sell signed photos and practice your eloquence this morning? Why are you in trouble?"
"Of course it's because of a certain petty devil in 3603." Zeng Xiaoxian looked sad.
Guangu asked hesitantly: "You mean Nanfeng?"
Zeng Xiaoxian clapped his hands and said, "You also think he is a petty devil, right?"
"...Strictly speaking, 3603 only has one tenant, Nanfeng."
"That's not important. What's important is Nanfeng. Nanfeng..."
Zeng Xiaoxian lamented: "He laughed at me, and he must let me sell thirty-six sets of signed photos this morning, otherwise, otherwise...
"Otherwise he will play with me hard!"
"Nani?"
Guangu was so shocked by Teacher Zeng's words that he almost dropped his glasses: "Nan Feng...how is that possible!
"Teacher Zeng, are you sure you are not lying to me?"
Zeng Xiaoxian thought for a while and finally nodded with aggrieved expression.
"Absolutely true!"
[In the inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian said coquettishly while chewing on a sugar cane that was longer than his arm. 】
【What are you doing? What are you doing? 】
[I didn’t tell a single lie. 】
[It’s true that Nanfeng laughed at me. It’s also true that we made a bet to sell thirty-six sets of signed photos. 】
[If I lose and he asks me to write such a long and disgusting paper, doesn’t this count as teasing me? 】
【What I said is completely true! 】
【Bah bang bang! 】
[Nan Feng walks over, clapping his hands and smiling. 】
[Don’t tell any lies, tell all the truth. It seems that Ziqiao taught you well. 】
[But did you forget that the entire bar is within earshot of me? 】
[After Nan Feng said this, he snatched the sugar cane from Zeng Xiaoxian's hand, chased after his butt, and beat him indiscriminately. 】
【Let you call me a small-minded devil! 】
【Let you spread rumors about me! 】
Zeng Xiaoxian was frightened by his imagination.
If Nanfeng hears this...
No matter what, win first and then talk.
Anyway, the situation will not be worse than losing, everyone being laughed at, and being forced by Nanfeng to write a paper.
"All right."
Although Guangu didn't understand why Nanfeng took the wrong medicine today and suddenly became interested in playing tricks on Teacher Zeng.
Logically speaking, this should be Yifei's hobby.
But Guan Gu felt that no matter what happened, Teacher Zeng would never tell such a clumsy lie, so he sighed: "In that case, I'll buy a set too.
"Teacher Zeng, I wish you good luck."
The kind-hearted Sekiya finally relented.
"Guangu, I love you so much."
Zeng Xiaoxian rushed forward with a smile, but was pushed away by Guan Gu in disgust.
After Guangu paid the money, Xiaoxian looked at the guardian BOSS in the entire [Family] difficulty—Zhang Wei!
Even though everyone doesn't get along with Zhang Wei much, everyone has noticed Zhang Wei's stingy nature from just these few limited interactions.
In particular, his bizarre behavior of trying to get a discount at the cat cafe while holding his student ID has spread throughout the apartment through the curry paste narrative.
Logically speaking, there is no need for Zeng Xiaoxian to waste more time on Zhang Wei. However, Xiaoxian who has passed all the way and conquered Yifei, Meijia and Guangu can be said to be unprecedentedly expanded.
Now, let alone Zhang Wei, even if Grandet stood in front of him, Zeng Xiaoxian was confident of scraping him off.
"Zhang Wei..." Zeng Xiaoxian spoke with the same disgusting cry that had never changed for thousands of years.
Only then did Zhang Wei finally realize that he had become Zeng Xiaoxian's final target.
So he thought for a moment, and then...
The whole person leaned on the chair and pretended to be dead.
Zeng Xiao Xian:……
Finally met an opponent worth challenging.
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