Marriage Urging Program: I, Born After 00, Seal My Heart With Cement

72. Do You Want Me To Chase You? I Want To Fart! Lu Yu With Explosive Fighting Power!

have to say,

Many girls nowadays,

It is indeed because of those so-called love quotes and love chicken soup on the Internet,

The poison is not light!

even,

To suitors,

They even came up with such a ridiculous-sounding routine!

Be indifferent to boys at first.

When the other party is about to lose heart,

Give the other party some sweetness to taste,

Let the other party see hope.

Pretending to be positive again,

Create an illusion for the other party that you will soon be able to catch me successfully!

Then use the method of flying a kite,

Continue to hang each other.

Thus,

It can make boys cherish themselves more,

Cherish this hard-won relationship?!

Seeing these remarks on the barrage,

Many boys in the live broadcast room couldn't sit still for a while!

"Damn it, what about some of you girls? If you want to fall in love, then talk about it. If you like it, you like it. If you don't like it, tell them clearly. You two will break up. Is it interesting for you to hang on to others like this?!"

"That's right, this trick is really disgusting!"

"You guys are not looking for a boyfriend. You are clearly looking for a licking dog, to give the licking dog hope. Regarding the licking dog's confession, you don't refuse or agree, it's too despicable!"

"When I was reminded upstairs, I suddenly remembered that my former goddess treated me like this!"

"I was nice to her, and she accepted it, but she just didn't agree to be my girlfriend. Later, I became discouraged and stopped licking her. After a few days, she took the initiative to greet me again. I thought she was When I changed my mind, I continued to lick her, and then she started to fly my kite again, being so indifferent to me, when I was about to give up again, she came to me again, in short, she just hung me up!"

"The buddy who asked the question, don't listen to those girls telling you nonsense, why are you spoiling that blind date girl, she doesn't care about you anymore, you are still working hard!"

"That is, the easier it is to get something, the less you cherish it. This is like farting. Then I picked up a hundred dollars from the ground. Is this money easy to come by? But can you say that I don't cherish money?" !"

"Hehehe, these women are all poisoned by those chicken soups on the Internet, and there are even more hateful poisonous chicken soups. They say that men who spend money on you may not love you, but men who don't spend money on you at 19 must definitely love you." If I don’t love you, I’ll go to your uncle, I don’t know which idiot wrote this kind of thing!”

"Haha, just like the movie "The Missing Her" a few days ago, many Puxin girls broke up with their boyfriends, worrying that their boyfriends would harm them, but in fact, the girl in that movie Yes, your net worth is several hundred million, you have a chicken feather, whoever has nothing to do to harm you is really self-indulgent!"

"Anyway, if it were me, a blind date woman would ignore me so much, I would definitely not continue to get along with her!"

On the barrage, after the girls expressed their opinions,

The boys also quickly discussed.

their point of view,

In contrast to girls,

I think talking about feelings is a very pure thing in itself,

Why are you playing so many routines!

I know you are looking for someone,

I don't know, I thought you put it here to raise a licking dog and hang on to Kai~zi!

Like is like,

If you don't like it, say you don't like it,

What a simple thing!

The results of it,

Some girls, however, whether they like it or not, she doesn't say anything, just hanging on to others like this!

Nima,

this operation,

It really makes a lot of guys feel disgusted and disgusted!

for a while.

Two different viewpoints on the barrage created a dispute.

Even after watching Bingbing,

And hasten to look for help,

looked at Lu Yu,

"Lu Yu, what do you think this blind date boy should do?"

"What advice can you give him?"

Bingbing hurriedly asked,

I hope Lu Yu can give an explanation.

And following Bingbing's words,

inside the studio,

The audience also looked over in unison,

all eyes,

It fell on Lu Yu again.

"I don't know if Feather God will persuade this boy to continue chasing the blind date girl. If so, then I'm really tied to Q!"

"Probably not, Yushen is not a licking dog!"

"I believe in Feather God, and he will definitely give us a convincing statement!"

"That's right, that's right, I don't think Yushen is that kind of person, he's been perfunctory like this, and he's still chasing a fart!"

Seeing that Lu Yu was about to speak,

Many boys in the live broadcast room were sweating,

They hope that Lu Yu will not be like those girls said,

Advise the blind date man to continue working hard.

if so,

That's too frustrating!

However,

The first sentence of Lu Yu's opening,

But it made these boys dumbfounded!

I heard Lu Yu say,

"Girls are thin-skinned, chasing girls sometimes requires a little patience."

"It's like fishing."

"You can't sit there and just throw your hook in the water and expect to catch a fish!"

"It's a process."

"It takes a certain amount of time and energy to catch a fish.

"There is no hurry."

"You say, don't you?"

Lu Yu looked indifferent,

As soon as this remark came out,

The live broadcast room suddenly exploded!

those boys,

They all looked at Lu Yu in disbelief.

Unexpectedly, Lu Yu would say such a thing!

And those girls,

It's not good to be proud one by one,

I think what Lu Yu said is absolutely right!

Chasing girls, you are impatient, you are still chasing a fart!

only,

Just at this time.

But Lu Yu went on to say,

"Of course, the situation I just mentioned is when chasing girls in life!"

"Be patient and put in the effort and time."

"But there's one thing everyone needs to figure out!"

"That is, the buddy who asked the question, he and that woman, they met each other on a blind date!"

"Since it's a blind date..."

"Then you still put a lot of energy and time into it!"

"What is a blind date?"

"A blind date is a meeting that can quickly confirm the relationship and quickly solve the problem of being single!"

"It was meant to be a fast-paced affair!"

"Otherwise, why would you choose to go on a blind date instead of finding someone of the opposite sex in your life to slowly cultivate your relationship and get along with each other?"

"Isn't it because I don't have the time and energy to do these things, that's why I want to cut through the mess quickly and solve the matter as soon as possible through a blind date!"

"The results of it?"

"Made, dear, do you still want me to chase you hard?!"

"In other words, I'm here on a blind date!"

"It was originally aimed at being together as soon as possible!"

"It's okay, if you don't, you can pull it!"

"You can't, I'll go on a blind date with the next girl!"

"We don't know each other well, let's not delay anyone, and don't waste other people's time and energy!"

"You occupy the latrine and don't poop, and don't say if it's okay!"

"Just hanging on to each other all the time, how does this count as returning to Xia?"

"If you want to be chased by others, if you want to experience the joy of playing with other people's feelings, then don't come on a blind date!"

"Since you have chosen to come on a blind date, don't act like someone is chasing you!"

"This kind of blind date girl's behavior is simply disgusting!"

As I said before,

Lu Yu also arranged at home,

We have kissed several times.

When he was on a blind date before,

I have also met this kind of girl who likes to hang people.

After the blind date,

don't give any attitude,

You chat with her for a while, and you have to beg her, and it takes a long time to reply to you!

For this kind of girl,

Lu Yu has long been upset!

So,

At this time, in the live broadcast room, there was a burst of foul language!

And after he said these words,

Bingbing on the side was stunned.

inside the studio,

The girls who were triumphantly were also stunned.

Even the boys who were disappointed with Lu Yu,

Also froze for a moment,

but,

They respond quickly,

After I understood what Lu Yu meant, I immediately swept away the previous depression and became excited again!

"Hahaha, let me just say, Yu Shen is definitely not a person who licks dogs, how could he spoil those women!"

"It turns out that what Lu Yu said meant that, we misunderstood him before!"

"He said that chasing a girl requires patience. It refers to the situation in life where two people get along slowly, get to know each other slowly, and then get together, right? If you really like a girl, it will definitely take time And energy, there is nothing wrong with listening to this!"

"The point is, the guy who asked the question met that woman through a blind date, and their situations are different!"

"You're right. A blind date is a fast-paced affair. Why do you still want me to chase you?"

"That's right, the blind date was supposed to be resolved quickly... Only those who have mines at home will go on a blind date for half a year!"

"For us ordinary people, it's fine if it's okay, if it's not, then get it, if it's not, I'll change to another one!"

"Hahaha, let me just say, Feather God will never let us down, I really misunderstood him just now, I apologize!"

"In today's society, there are some women who exaggerate their status too much. They even put on a show for a blind date, and want people to chase you like a pug again. Why don't you go to heaven!"

"Although I'm a girl, I think what Lu Yu said is right. Since you're going on a blind date, you should position yourself well. You don't know each other well, and you expect them to chase you slowly? What are you thinking!"

"That's right, can you die if you give me an attitude? If you don't refuse or agree, this kind of person is the most disgusting!"

Originally, when Lu Yu said to be patient in chasing girls,

The boys in the live broadcast room have already started to feel depressed,

The results of it,

After listening to Lu Yu say the following,

everyone realized,

I misunderstood the meaning of Lu Yu!

At this time, they were all excited,

I think what Lu Yu said is so true!

Not only is it true,

Moreover, the analysis of the "blind date" is particularly thorough!

If it’s okay, it’s OK, if it’s not, just pull it down, and I’ll go to the next one!

Who has the time and energy,

Spending time with you here!

And when everyone on the barrage was excited,

Lu Yu spoke again.

he brought up the topic,

He told me to go back to the blind date man who asked the question.

He reprimanded loudly,

"Besides, the buddy who asked the question, you are really stupid!"

"On such a simple question, do you still need to ask me?"

"Still asking me what to do?"

"Isn't this obvious!"

"This woman, she can be a difficult fish, but she can't be a stubborn donkey!"

"Even licking dogs know it now, if you don't get a response, don't lick it hard!"

"You're still asking this and that!"

"Look at how many times you have asked her out, but she never agreed to come out!"

"It's all like this, you still have a fart date!"

"Also chat with her about wool!"

"What's the background of this woman, she's so arrogant, she can't be invited so many times!"

"Could she be stronger than Zhuge Liang?!"

"Zhuge Liang was invited out three times!"

"I'm riding a horse to play the promotion competition, and I won't lose all three times!"

"She couldn't invite her out so many times!"

"Such a woman, don't you delete it, keep it and continue to lick it hard!"

363 After Lu Yu finished scolding,

I also feel a little frustrated,

I just feel that this guy is really stupid,

Such a simple question,

It's worth his trouble,

Turning his head just in time, he caught a glimpse of the laptop on the table,

So Lu Yu turned around and continued to reprimand to the camera,

"Your brain is not as good as a computer!"

"Even the computer knows that when a program freezes, it will pop up a dialog box for you!"

"Tell you that the application is not responding, do you want to end the process!"

"It turned out to be here with a living person like you, what happened?"

"A stick, don't you know how to let this girl go!"

Having said that,

Lu Yu finally breathed a sigh of relief,

Pick up the Coke on the table,

Just a few gulps of tons of tons.

On the side, Bingbing was already dumbfounded.

she did not expect,

Lu Yu is usually very laid back and lives like a gentleman, but he is so scary when he hates people!

Oh, remember,

Last time, he was very ruthless when he yelled at experts!

it seems that

Lu Yu has no good temper at all.

It's because he usually doesn't show his power,

But once it gets angry,

The kind of strong man whose combat power directly exploded!

And at the same time.

inside the studio,

Those girls who were still very dissatisfied with Lu Yu's remarks,

After hearing these words,

Shut up in fright!

Although they were very upset,

but after listening,

But I also feel that what Lu Yu said is quite reasonable, what's going on?!

These girls became confused for a while,

Could it be that I had done too many things in the past?

On the contrary,

It was the boys, and some spectators who were watching the fun,

If we talk about Lu Yu's remarks just now,

words that have already excited them,

Then at this time these words are spoken,

It is equivalent to directly sending this group of people to another GC!

barrage,

It exploded right away!

"Hahahaha, damn it, Feather God is really scolding, after listening to it, I feel very comfortable!"

"Yu Shen became ruthless, and he hated everyone when he saw it. How about the previous experts, didn't they dare to fart after being pissed off by Yu God? Now Yu Shen started to talk to this buddy who asked questions again hahaha!"

"I don't blame Feather God for hating him. Feather God just hates that iron can't be made into steel. It's so stupid to ask this and that about such an obvious matter!"

"I'm dying of laughter, Yushen said that you can be a difficult fish, but you can't be a stubborn donkey, it really made me laugh!"

"Hahaha, Zhuge Liang is not that difficult to invite. I played the promotion match three times without losing all. The computer will remind you that the application is not responding and you need to end the process...

"It's really cool to hate people, it depends on Yushen!"

"Write it down, write it down, this wave of Feather God has burst out too many golden sentences, it's so cool!!"

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