Marriage Urging Program: I, Born After 00, Seal My Heart With Cement

73. Merit +1! The Water Is Too Deep Here! Feather God Is So Skillful That It Makes People Feel Distr

This wave of anger from Lu Yu,

It directly caused the live broadcast room to completely boil!

It was originally!

You said you are a big man going on a blind date,

That blind date girl still treats you like this,

You have dated her so many times,

In the end, it was either this excuse or that reason,

I just don't want to come out to see you!

Isn't this all obvious?

It's clear that people either want to hang you, or treat you as a fool,

it's all over,

You are still hesitating!

You even went to the studio to ask a fart!

Just block, delete, or tell her to go away,

What a simple thing!

And after Lu Yu's anger,

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't agree more!

Just burst into laughter!

Especially when Lu Yu gets angry with others, he is ruthless and funny!

From the beginning to the end, people don't use a single dirty word,

But it can leave you speechless,

This ability is really too powerful!

some viewers,

Even uncontrollably took out a small notebook,

Start writing it down in your notebook,

Lu Yu broke out these golden sentences,

When you plan to have nothing to do,

Take it out and worship!

And at the same time.

The buddy who raised this question, of course, also heard the reprimand from Lu Yu.

His face immediately flushed red with embarrassment

Can't wait to find a crack in the ground and drill down!

at the same time,

He was also woken up immediately by Lu Yu's scolding,

yes,

This blind date girl treats herself like this,

What else do you miss?

Do you need to ask any more!

I was really obsessed with ghosts before, and I even thought about chasing her with all my heart, and even planned to give her red envelopes to leave a good impression on the other party!

Now after being scolded by Lu Yu,

He finally reacted,

I'm so cheap!

How dare you want to get on the pole and put a fart on someone's buttocks!!

We were originally acquainted on a blind date, if you can do it, if you can't, you will be the next one, why should I spend so much time and energy on you!

who do you think You Are!

Zhuge Liang is better than you please!!

After thinking about it this way, this buddy's thoughts became extremely clear in an instant, and the admiration for Lu Yu in his heart became as continuous as a surging river.

Not only did he not hate him because of Lu Yu,

and feel angry,

On the contrary, I admire and appreciate Lu Yu even more!

then,

In order to express his mood at this time,

He quickly posted another message on the barrage,

"Yu Shen, listening to Jun's words is better than reading a hundred years of books. I have realized my little brother. I will delete that blind date girl. Even if she wants to contact me in the future, I will not like her kind of person anymore!

As soon as this bullet screen appeared,

Immediately attracted a large number of gratified laughter from the audience.

"It's fine if you realize it, so I will enlighten you with your heart!"

"You still know how to get lost, you know how to turn back, some licking dogs, you can't even pull them back, and it's useless to persuade them. If you can listen to them, it means that you can still be saved!"

"Yes, young man, there is no grass anywhere in the world, why hang yourself on a blind date girl!"

"Hahaha, Feather God saved another poor man! Feather God's merit +1!"

"That's right, brother, the blind date is actually what Yushen said. She doesn't talk to us, we can find another one, and the blind date is still a show [such a woman is also a disaster]

"

in the shot.

Lu Yu also happened to see the barrage posted by this buddy,

Seeing that he wanted to delete the blind date girl,

Lu Yu is also very pleased,

A child can be taught, and being scolded awake by himself proves that there is still salvation!

But the next second,

Lu Yu suddenly had an idea,

I just asked one more question,

"By the way, buddy, I forgot to ask you just now. Was your blind date arranged at home, or was it introduced by a matchmaker?"

As soon as Lu Yu asked this question,

There was another surprised voice in the live broadcast room.

people don't understand,

Lu Yu asked why such a thing was done.

Also, is there any difference between the ones arranged at home and those introduced by the matchmaker?

Many people have never been on a blind date,

Don't understand the way of it at all.

Even the buddy who asked the question was taken aback,

But Lu Yu asked him something,

He must have answered right away,

So he hurriedly replied on the barrage,

"Yu Shen, this blind date girl was introduced by me through a matchmaker, what's the matter, is there any problem?"?"

Saw this dude's reply,

Lu Yu suddenly showed such an expression on his face,

This explains it to everyone,

"You guys, it's possible that you haven't experienced such things as blind dates, so you don't know how deep the water is here!"

"Like this buddy, since the blind date was introduced by a matchmaker, he must pay the matchmaker an introduction fee!"

"As for some unscrupulous matchmakers, in order to earn more and get more business, they will arrange some girls to act as trustees to pretend to be on a blind date with you!"

"Anyway, they're just going through the motions with you."

"After the cutscene is over, I won't talk to you."

"Afterwards, they will also draw a labor fee from the matchmaker!"

"Sometimes, they even go on blind dates with more than a dozen men a day!"

"That's why..."

When Lu Yu said this,

All the audience's eyes widened.

surprised from ear to ear,

I didn't expect such a thing as a blind date,

There is still a tortoise!

Even if Lu Yu doesn't say the following words,

Everyone can already guess,

What is Lu Yu going to say!

as expected,

I heard Lu Yu go on to say,

"Because of this, there may be another possibility for a girl like this who just ignores you after a blind date!"

"That is, she is sleepless!"

the voice fell,

There was another uproar in the live broadcast room!

"I'm going, Feather God Niu Beer, you even know this kind of thing!"

"Uh, the water is too deep. If Feather God didn't tell me, I'm afraid I wouldn't know in my life that I could still meet Tuo on a blind date!"

"How should I put it? In fact, if you think about it carefully, it's normal to have a trustee here. Isn't this the same as a wine trustee and a rice trustee? They're teaming up to cheat money!"

"Fuck, what Yushen said, I have been on a blind date several times before, and those women are just like what Yushen said. After the blind date, they stopped contacting me. It is very likely that they also encountered trustees. up!"

"Routines, there are routines everywhere, it's hard to guard against!"

"Isn't it? Now some people really do everything they can to make money, and they can even use such tricks!"

at the same time.

Just when the audience was shocked by what Lu Yu said,

The guy who asked the question,

also dumbfounded,

Originally, he wanted to just block and delete that blind date girl,

But after being told by Lu Yu,

He couldn't help but doubt the other party's identity,

If the other party is really trustworthy,

Then delete her like this,

Isn't it too cheap for the other party!

then,

After regaining consciousness,

He hurriedly asked Lu Yu on the barrage, what should he do now?

Seeing this, Lu Yu,

smile,

Show him the way out immediately!

"This is very simple, you just send a message to the blind date girl."

"Tell her that you are very dissatisfied with this blind date!"

"Just say you call the matchmaker right away and ask the matchmaker to refund the introduction fee to you!"

"And then you have to scold the matchmaker and ask her why she introduced you to an idiot!"

Speaking of which,

Lu Yu further explained,

"As I said before, these commissions are made by taking a cut of the referral fee you pay to the matchmaker.

"So, if you take the introduction fee back from the matchmaker, her list is equivalent to yellow, and you won't be able to get the money."

"Not only that, her failure in this order will also affect her future orders."

"Think about it, after hearing what you said, the matchmaker will definitely think that this blind date girl is not good at business, she is not dedicated to her work at all, and the clients are scolding her so much, she even wants a refund!"

"Can the matchmaker not be angry after hearing this?"

"Can you not wear the little shoes for this blind date girl?"

"Maybe, I won't introduce Shanzi to her again in the future!"

"Even if it is introduced, I will definitely choose someone else first. In the end, no one will use it, so I will use her.

"In this way, this blind date girl can't get the list, can she not be in a hurry?"

"When she is in a hurry, she will definitely pull you to speak nicely."

"I advise you not to go to the matchmaker!"

"Even kneeling and licking you in turn, making friends with you!"

In fact, the relationship between the matchmaker and those trustees,

It's like a boss and an employee.

When an employee greets you,

you are not satisfied,

Complain directly to the boss,

The boss will naturally ask the employees to settle accounts!

certainly,

The premise is that the woman this buddy is dating is really a trustee.

If it wasn't for Tor,

People definitely don't care that you go to the matchmaker to refund the money.

And following what Lu Yu said,

inside the studio,

Immediately it boiled again!

"Hahaha, I'll go, Feather God's idea, it's just an old sow with a bad omen, one set after another, this operation is too flamboyant!"

"Niu Beer, I think Feather God's method is feasible!"

"Anyway, you're already planning to delete that woman, why don't you try this and see if she's a crook!"

"If after being scolded by you, instead of being angry, she wants to keep you back, it proves that it is 100% a lie!"

"If people don't care, but directly block you, it means we made a mistake!"

"That's right, hurry up and give it a try, and see if Feather God's guess is right or not!"

"Hahaha, whether it's right or not, anyway, I'm convinced today, and Feather God really taught me so much!"

"You are all flattering Yushen, only I feel sorry for Yushen silently, what did he go through in the past, and now he understands so much!"

"Pfft, what do you mean, Yu Shen was entrusted to cheat him when he was on a blind date before?!"

"I can't rule out this possibility. After all, Yushen's routine is so skillful that it makes people feel distressed!"

The audience in the live broadcast room also felt that it was not a big deal to watch the excitement.

After listening to Lu Yu's anti-routine,

They all encouraged the buddies,

Go and test that blind date girl to see if she is a trustee.

At the same time, even more outrageously,

Many viewers still feel sorry for Lu Yu on the barrage

coming.

I feel sorry for Lu Yu who knows so much,

It seems that he should have been cheated a lot before!

Seeing these comments from viewers,

Bingbing almost didn't laugh out loud,

Lu Yu rolled his eyes angrily,

I was cheated?

Hehehe!

just my brain,

Who can fool me!

And at the same time.

The buddy who asked the question, after seeing Lu Yu's operation,

It is eye-catching!

I go!

Feather God's method...is too 6!!

Not only can it directly test out whether the blind date girl is a trustee,

The essential,

Even if she is not Toh,

Say these few words yourself,

It can be regarded as a fierce breath of evil!

This is no better than directly blocking and deleting the other party,

Is it more relieved countless times!!

".||It's the Feather God!"

"It's amazing!"

This buddy was so impressed that he almost kowtowed at Lu Yu on the screen.

but,

Now is not the time to worship the Feather God,

At this time he,

eager to know,

If I take these words taught by Feather God,

After sending it to the woman,

How will the other party react!

then,

He directly clicked on the other party's WeChat,

Start chatting with each other!

Unlike the previous chats,

It took the other party half a day to reply slowly,

this time,

This buddy almost just sent the message,

The opposite side will return in seconds!

And the attitude changed all of a sudden,

It's so different from before!!

After a few minutes.

he stopped chatting,

at this time,

This buddy can finally be sure that the blind date girl he met is really just Nima!

She was simply reacting to Yushen's speculation,

exactly the same!

Without further ado, he immediately took a screenshot of the chat history,

Then posted it on the barrage in the live broadcast room!

"Feather God, brothers, I'm back!"

"Just now, I went to test her according to the method Yushen said!"

"Then her reaction...hahaha, let's see the screenshot!"

"I've already sent the chat history!"

This guy finished speaking,

The audience saw several pictures appear on the barrage.

with curiosity,

While booing, everyone immediately clicked on the picture to see the chat history inside.

under the lens,

Lu Yu and Bingbing also immediately clicked on the picture to look at it.

The chat history is not very long.

There is also a previous record.

Before and after comparison,

You can even see the change in the face of this blind date girl!

[Male: Hello, little sister, I am the boy who went on a blind date with you in the morning. 】

[:]

【Male: Have you eaten yet?】

[Female: Hmm. 】

【Male: Shall we have dinner together tomorrow?】

[Female: I have something to do tomorrow. 】(Li Li Zhao)

[Male: All right. 】

【Male: Shall we go play together this weekend?】

【Female: I have something to do on the weekend】

[Male: Oh. 】

【Male: How about going to the movies tonight?】

[Female: I have an appointment with my little sister tonight. 】

[Male: All right. 】

【Male: Then when are you free?】

[Female: I don't know. 】

As of here, this is the previous chat history.

Everyone has seen it before,

So get over it.

Then look down.

Next, this buddy started to scare this girl according to Lu Yu's teaching!

【Male: Can you still do it!】

【Male: Since it's a blind date, can you be a little more sincere!】

【Male: I've asked you out so many times, you don't even see each other!】

【Male: I don’t even give an attitude!】

【Male: Are you here for a blind date sincerely, or to amuse me!】

【Male: I understand!】

【Male: I'm going to call that matchmaker right now and ask her to refund the referral fee to me!】

【Male: I still want to scold her!】

【Male: You said it well during the introduction, what's the result?】

【Male: What a terrible result, but introduce me to a big fool!】

【Male: I'm here for a blind date, not to be a dog licker!】

【Male: I'm going to scold her to death!】

【Male: I still want to greet the eighteenth generation of her ancestors, it's too wicked!】

have to say,

This guy is a quick learner.

Not only used the rhetoric taught to him by Lu Yu,

And also improvised,

Added some of his own sayings,

let the whole conversation,

It looks even more outrageous!

If this blind date girl is a trustee,

After seeing what this guy said,

It is estimated that you will be terrified on the spot!

Pretending to be!

After scrolling down another page in the chat history,

This blind date girl,

Back right away!

Not only reply in seconds, but also have a good attitude!

Not only did he not feel angry because of this buddy's words.

Instead, between words,

Full of flattery!.

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