Marriage Urging Program: I, Born After 00, Seal My Heart With Cement

And what about Lu Yu,

I was still eating melon seeds leisurely there,

Suddenly my scalp tightened,

It feels like there are murderous aura coming from all around!

look up,

He found that Bingbing was clenching his small fists and looking at him resentfully.

Even the cameraman next to him and the staff of those program groups,

They all stared at themselves bitterly,

It's as if you want to give yourself a ~fat beating!

Lu Yu was taken aback,

Realizing that it was what I said just now that stimulated them,

So he hurriedly smiled awkwardly,

"Ahem, don't you all look at me like this!"

"Scary!"

"Lu Yu, let me tell you, the society ruled by law saved you!"

Bingbing shook her small fist,

gritted his teeth and said,

"Next time, if you talk about Versailles like this again, hehe, be careful I will bite you!"

Bingbing really couldn't hold back,

That's why I said that.

It's so irritating!

What Lu Yu said was human!

As far as he is now, he is so leisurely as hell,

Dogs are envious!

He dared to say that he was so busy all day that he couldn't even take care of eating!

your words,

For those of us who are really busy and don't even have time to eat, it makes us feel really uncomfortable!

After scaring Lu Yu,

Bingbing ignored this guy's reaction,

Instead, he looked at the bullet screen in the live broadcast room,

at a glance,

Bingbing's expression immediately changed from cloudy to sunny, and she laughed!

Because on the barrage,

Everyone is urging themselves to beat Lu Yu up!

And the reason given,

It's also weird!

"Goddess Ice, to be honest, you should beat Yushen up now, I beg you, although I like Yushen very much, but what he said just now hurt me too much!"

"Bingbing, do it, we will cheer for you!"

"If you can make that nasty guy cry today, I promise, I will find someone to marry within three days, and give birth to a child within five days!"

"Upstairs is a ruthless person. Are you looking for a wife in the delivery room?"

"Seeing that everyone wants to beat Yushen violently, I am relieved!"

"Bingbing, put him in the basket!"

"Let me tell you, the worst way to punish a fisherman is not to beat him. Bingbing, go and break Yushen's fishing rod for him. It will make him sadder than killing him!"

"Hahaha, you are so vicious, I like it so much!"

"I hope Feather God will always be empty~jun!"

Seeing the barrage, everyone wanted to beat Lu Yu violently,

Bingbing is also relieved,

Just now she thought,

My attitude towards Lu Yu is a bit fierce,

Now it seems,

Compared to these audiences who are Lu Yu, who is also a hammer, who is trying to set his basket, and who is trying to break his fishing rod,

You are already being merciful!

Many more spectators,

And here I swore a poisonous oath,

As long as Lu Yu is beaten today,

They turned around and went to get married and have children!

Bingbing looked dumbfounded.

but,

She can't really do it,

But after everyone vented,

Then he asked with a smile,

"Haha, although Lu Yu is really annoying, it's because of his hard work to solve everyone's problems just now!"

"Let's just spare him this time!"

"Next, do you have any questions for him?"

talking.

Bingbing glanced at the time,

I found that it was not long before seven o'clock,

then went on to say,

"Today's live broadcast is almost coming to an end.

"Well, let's leave time for everyone to ask another question."

"After Lu Yu finishes answering, I guess today's filming will be over."

As soon as Bingbing said this.

inside the studio,

The audience who were shouting at Lu Yu just a second ago,

Immediately, as if changing face again,

They all said,

"I'm going, it's going to end so soon!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh) I want to listen to Yushen bragging with us for a while!"

"Grass, this buddy upstairs, aren't you the guy who asked Bing Bing to put Yushen's basket on it just now, and now you are reluctant to part with Yushen?"

"Hahaha, is this a contradiction? I don't bother at all!"

"I haven't seen enough yet, every time I'm with Feather God, I feel that time flies by so fast!"

"It is strongly recommended to give Yushen extra time, to shoot him 24 hours a day, so that he has no time to go fishing!"

Seeing the audience's reaction,

Bingbing couldn't laugh or cry again,

It seems that everyone loves Lu Yu,

That's true love,

Obviously just got mad by him,

As soon as I heard it was about to be broadcast,

but still hated him,

Want to see him for a while!

"Sorry everyone, this shooting time is stipulated by the program group."

"There is no way to delay."

"So, everyone, hurry up and ask the last question!"

Bingbing reminded again.

And after repeated reminders from her,

The audience is no longer wasting time,

Started on the barrage again,

Ask various questions.

One of the questions was seen by Bingbing, and she was immediately happy!

"I think this question raised by the audience is very good!"

"Didn't Lu Yu want to go fishing just now?"

"So the viewer wanted Lu Yu to share it."

"When he was fishing before, the most memorable experience happened!"

Bingbing looked at Lu Yu with a smile,

"Lu Yu, what do you think of this question?"

"Let you share the most memorable experience while fishing!"

"I've heard people say that many interesting things have happened around the fisherman!"

Bingbing is really not talking nonsense.

Whether it's from people around you or online,

She'd all heard the funny things that happened to the Anglers.

for example,

Some anglers have poor fishing skills, but they can always catch some messy things!

There was a fisherman a few days ago, and he made the news because of it.

It happened on Kiyoshima.

The fisherman caught a piece of military equipment from the sea, and then handed it over to the country. After being inspected by the agency, it was found that,

That thing turned out to be a spy device!

So,

The fisherman made a great contribution directly, as if he was rewarded with 700,000 yuan.

And the fisherman,

when fishing,

It just happened to save the person who committed suicide by diving.

It was a good thing to do by chance.

Even more outrageous.

There was a fisherman who lived by the water, and the water flooded, and the house was flooded because of the water.

As a result, the fisherman was not surprised but happy,

stubbornly refused to leave,

Just lying on the bed, holding a fishing rod, fishing in the house.

It can be said.

There are too many interesting things around the fisherman!

Bingbing for this kind of thing,

Also very interested.

And with Bingbing's question,

In the live broadcast room, the audience is also having fun!

"Hahahaha, that's a good question. I like to listen to fishermen talking about these things. It's exciting!"

"As we all know, the Anglers are a mysterious organization, and they have encountered all sorts of bizarre things!"

"That's right, Feather God, just share one of the most memorable things, let us hear it!"

"A fishing rod, a pack of cigarettes, a Maza, fishing for a day!"

"There are a lot of talents in the fisherman, this is definitely not empty talk!"

"It's really a talent. When it snowed heavily last year, it was tens of degrees below zero, and the water was frozen. I went to the water's edge to have a look. Good guys, those fishermen just made a hole in the ice and sat there Continue to fish, look at it from a distance, I thought it was a few snowmen!"

"Pfft hahaha, the fisherman doesn't care about this. In the grass in summer, apart from the three musketeers in the grass, there are the fisherman. Looking at it, I feel that the key is mosquitoes, so the fisherman can It's been hours in there!"

"As a hard-core fisherman, I can only say that squatting in the grass is just basic practice!"

obviously.

The audience is concerned about the interesting things that happened around the fisherman,

still very interested,

Bingbing just finished speaking,

Everyone started a lively discussion on the barrage.

According to incomplete statistics,

There are also many fishermen,

It is said that around everyone,

Basically there are fishing guys lurking!

Maybe it's your relatives, maybe your friends, maybe your neighbors and colleagues......

In short

They seem to be everywhere and everywhere.

Also because of this,

This topic will suddenly make the enthusiasm of the audience become high.

As for Lu Yu,

After listening to this question,

Also a grin!

"Share an unforgettable experience while fishing?"

"This is no problem!"

"When I was fishing, I really had several experiences, and they were all very memorable!"

"Since you want to hear it, I'll pick one at random and tell you about it.

Lu Yu is very talkative,

agreed immediately,

but,

Just when everyone pricked up their ears and prepared to listen carefully,

But I saw a smile on the corner of Lu Yu's mouth again,

"However, the experience I'm going to talk about next sounds a bit exciting!"

"Let me declare in advance that people who are timid, or are pregnant women, children, people with high blood pressure, those with weak hearts, or people with cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases."

"You guys avoid it for now."

"Don't wait to scare you!"

As soon as Lu Yu said this.

Bingbing next to him suddenly burst into laughter!

Annoyed, I gave Lu Yu a blank look!

In the live broadcast room, the audience also roared with laughter.

"Hahaha, Feather God has started to scare people again. If you know it, you are sharing your experience. If you don't know it, you think you are asking us to ride a roller coaster or a Ferris wheel!"

"That's right, it's just fishing, there's nothing to be afraid of!"

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, Yushen, just go ahead and tell me!"

"I'd like to hear how you frightened us!"

"A fisherman likes to play tricks. If he can't catch a single fish, he's very good at scaring people!"

"Hahaha, the truth upstairs!"

·Ask for flowers………………

obviously,

Everyone's reminder to Lu Yu,

Not at all.

When Lu Yu saw this, he didn't say any more. After smiling, he shared that very unforgettable experience!

"This incident happened not far from now."

"It was just a few months ago, in March and April.

Lu Yu doubled up on the sofa,

Sit comfortably and preach,

"That night, I was going to sleep, but suddenly I became addicted to fishing, and I really wanted to go fishing."

"I have one of the biggest advantages of being a person, and that is carpe diem!"

"Since you want to fish so much, let's go fishing. Anyway, there is nothing to do the next day, so just go fishing and come back the next morning.

"So, at that time, I packed up my equipment and went with the fishing box."

"I went to a small river where I usually fish."

"After arriving at the place, when I saw it, I found it very strange."

"Because usually, no matter whether it is day or night, there will be many people fishing here."

"But that day, no one escaped!"

"However, I didn't care too much. Everyone came here. It doesn't matter whether he has someone or not. I'll just catch mine!"

"After getting ready, I sat on the ponytail by the river and started fishing."

"If I follow my usual standard, basically within half an hour, I will definitely catch fish!"

"It turned out to be very evil that day!"

"After fishing for more than two hours, I just didn't catch a single fish!

"During my period, I also changed several fishing spots, and they were all like this!"

"Not a single fish was caught!"

Speaking of which,

A depressed smile appeared on Lu Yu's face,

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"I was so depressed at the time."

"I'm done with my heart, I can't go back to the army tonight, can I?"

"If the Air Force goes back, it will damage my reputation too much!"

"This is a humiliation to my fisherman!"

"Hahaha, then what? Did you catch it in the end?"

Bingbing laughed aside.

inside the studio,

The audience also listened with gusto, and didn't realize what weird things would happen next.

"Hahaha, I guess the fish situation is not good, otherwise it is impossible not to catch fish for two hours!"

"Hey, fisherman likes to brag, I guess Feather God is often in the air force!"

"I went fishing at night, but I didn't catch anything. It's really frustrating, because the vegetable market is also closed. I want to buy a fish and go back to make up for it. Tell others that I caught it myself, but I can't do it!"

"Pfft, there is still this operation?"

"Yes, my grandpa is like, every time he fishes, he can catch a full bucket and come back. It wasn't until I went fishing with him that I found out that every time he finished fishing, he would go fishing with an empty bucket. A trip to the vegetable market, when you come out of the market, the bucket is full!"

"Hahaha, cunning fisherman!"

"Desperate for face, never air force!

In the live broadcast room, many people were gloating.

I think Lu Yu this time,

It must be empty ~ army!

I haven't fished for more than two hours,

The back is probably hanging!

And while everyone was talking,

Lu Yu then said,

"I also thought at the time that I was going to return empty-handed!"

"The result was unexpected!"

"Just when I changed another fishing spot and was about to try again, a very strange thing happened!"

"I felt the pole sinking in my hand, and then I quickly pulled up the pole!"

"I found out that a fish was pulled up by me!"

"When I saw this fish, I was overjoyed!"

"Finally caught one, this time it's not an air force!"

"However, I haven't waited for me to be happy, but when I took a look at the fish in my hand, I was stunned!"

"You know why?"

When Lu Yu said this,

He picked up the Coke and took a few sips.

"Why? What's so shocking about catching fish?"

Bingbing asked strangely from the side.

At this time, she has been completely absorbed by the experience Lu Yu described,

Fascinated.

A pair of good-looking eyes stared at Lu Yu intently.

I really want to know,

What happened next.

The same goes for the audience.

Speculations were started on the barrage.

"Could it be Yushen, the fish you caught is not an ordinary fish, but a fish from Wang Wei's poem?"

"I see, Yu Shen was shocked because this fish is a mermaid!"

"Hahaha, please don't be too outrageous, the fish in Wang Wei's poems, the mermaid, how can there be such a thing! I suspect that the fish that Feather God caught is probably a whale!"

"You are the most outrageous, right? If you can catch whales by the river, then this river is not easy!"

"Why are you stunned, God Yu, please tell me quickly, don't be a fool!"

"That's right, is there anything strange about that fish?"

"Could it be that this fish is not a fish at all, but a rock?"