Marriage Urging Program: I, Born After 00, Seal My Heart With Cement

have to say,

Lu Yu's storytelling skills,

Still tall!

With just a few words, the interest of the audience was aroused!

At this time, I heard Lu Yu say that I caught a fish,

And when I pulled it up and looked at it, I was stunned,

People are even more curious,

Everyone guessed what kind of fish he caught!

Some say it's a mermaid, some say it's a big whale, and some say it's a fish in Wang Wei's poems, all of them are just amazing!

Looking at Bing Bing under the lens,

It's a ridiculous feeling!

"Lu Yu, don't be so secretive, just say it!"

"What kind of fish did you catch?"

Bingbing asked curiously.

Lu Yu smiled slightly, and didn't want to whet everyone's appetite any more. Instead, he put down the Coke and said truthfully,

"To tell you the truth, the fish I caught at that time...

"It's a dead fish!"

"A fish that looks long dead!"

"Although the fish's mouth is firmly biting the hook."

"But the belly of the fish is all rotten!"

"After I got it in my hand, it made me sick!

"Scared me too!"

As soon as this statement came out.

It exceeded everyone's expectations!

Caught a dead fish?!

DB...

It does sound disgusting!

but

Thinking about it again,

Thinking of Lu Yu fishing for a long time,

Finally caught one with great difficulty,

But after finding it was still a dead fish,

Bingbing couldn't help laughing again immediately!

"Hahaha, Lu Yu, then you are too unlucky!"

"Finally caught one!"

"It turned out to be dead!"

"You are so lucky, there is really no one else!"

Not only is Bing Bing suddenly happy,

In the live broadcast room, many viewers who had never fished before also had fun!

"After talking for a long time, it turned out to be a dead fish. There must be a lot of dead fish in the small river. It's normal for you to catch one by "Zero Nine Zero" Feather God!

"Hahaha, after all, isn't this still the Air Force!"

"Dead fish are not considered fish, they will be thrown away if caught!"

"Let me just say, fishermen just like to play tricks and scare people. Just now, with the expression of Yushen, I thought I had caught a very unusual fish, but it turned out to be a dead fish. What's the fuss about it!"

"That's right, what's the fuss about catching a dead fish? Are you startled? Feather God, you're too timid, hahaha!"

"Cut, that's it? Is this an unforgettable experience?"

"Should I say it or not, Feather God, I am a little dissatisfied with your unforgettable experience. Although it is disgusting to catch a dead fish, it seems that there is nothing worth talking about, right?"

"I suspect that Feather God is perfunctory us!"

in the live room,

While many viewers were amused,

Also for this unforgettable experience shared by Lu Yu,

Feel very dissatisfied!

they thought,

Will hear Lu Yu share an interesting story,

After listening to it, I found out that

That's it?

The next thing is to catch a dead fish,

Is this also an unforgettable experience?

Moreover, Lu Yu also said at the beginning that patients with high blood pressure, heart disease, and cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases should be temporarily avoided,

As for your story,

What are people avoiding?

Could it be that a dead fish can still scare everyone?!

Even, many viewers thought that,

Lu Yu is telling a random story,

Use it to perfuse them!

inside the studio,

There was a lot of laughter,

Even after Bingbing laughed,

He also asked Lu Yu in astonishment,

"Lu Yu, isn't that the end of your story?"

"Yes, it's over."

Lu Yu looked at Bingbing in a daze, and asked,

"Don't you feel scared?"

kok "..."

honestly,

Bingbing was completely confused by Lu Yu!

Like many viewers, she thought,

That's it?

That's it?

Just caught a dead fish,

Why should I be scared?!

However.

Before Bingbing could speak,

In the live broadcast room, the pot exploded immediately!!

If it is said that those who sneered at Lu Yu's experience just now were audiences who had never fished before.

Then at this time.

It is those audiences who have fishing experience, or who are fishermen themselves,

They finally reacted,

What happened to what Lu Yu said!

After reacting,

These audiences immediately got goosebumps all over their bodies,

On the barrage, everyone panicked!

"Damn it, did you catch a dead fish? Really, Yu God, don't scare me, I'm timid!"

"Originally, I planned to go night fishing tonight. When you say that, I'm so scared that I dare not go!"

"The biggest taboo for fishermen is to catch dead fish!"

"Grass, are there really ghosts in the world?"

"I think there is, I would rather believe it than believe it, and there is a guy beside me who has caught dead fish. That guy was scared for a long time, and he dare not go fishing again!"

"6666, I believe it, no wonder Feather God said at the beginning, don't listen to the timid, it turns out that's what happened!"

"This experience is really terrible!"

"It's a real hammer, Yu Shen hit a ghost!"

"..."

The speeches of these anglers,

One is more nervous than the other,

and,

Many of them even mentioned the sensitive word "ghost",

In the live broadcast room, the rest of the audience were stupefied, completely ignoring what they were saying.

Isn't that just catching a dead fish?

How come it has something to do with bumping ghosts?

Even Bingbing looked at the barrage strangely.

On the barrage at this time,

can be said to be polarized,

A group of people are confused.

Another group of people were terrified by Lu Yu's experience.

Bingbing turned to look at Lu Yu again,

Some were not sure and asked,

"Lu Yu...... What, what is going on here?"

"Why, why do some viewers say that you have hit a ghost?"

Bingbing really didn't want to understand.

Many viewers also did not understand the meaning.

All eyes are on Lu Yu,

Hope Lu Yu can give an explanation.

Seeing this, Lu Yu,

It was a speechless sigh!

"You guys, no wonder you don't think my experience is scary!"

"So you didn't understand!"

"No, even if you haven't fished before, you can still use your brains to think about it!"

"I told you, it was a dead fish!"

"I don't know how long I've been dead!"

"But... since it is a dead fish, have you ever thought about how it bit the hook and was caught by me!"

As soon as Lu Yu said this.

Bingbing was shocked suddenly, and stood there dumbfounded.

not only ice,

inside the studio,

Those audience members who originally scoffed at Lu Yu's experience were also stunned!

They hadn't thought about it before.

At this time, I was reminded by Lu Yuyi,

Just reacted!

yes!

I don't know how long since all the fish died,

How can you still bite the hook!!

"That's why, look at the barrage, those fishing guys understand it all, but you don't understand it!"

Lu Yu pointed to the screen,

then said,

"Moreover, the position where the fish is hooked is still the mouth!"

"Usually, it is impossible to catch it with a bite!"

“This is what makes this experience unforgettable for me!”

Bingbing asked in disbelief,

"Then, how did it come up?"

"Isn't that simple?"

Lu Yu took a look at Bingbing and said bluntly,

"The water ghost sent it up!"

"Generally experienced fishermen who like fishing know that if a dead fish is caught, it means that the water ghost in the water is angry!"

"Hanging a dead fish on your hook is a warning to you to go away!"

"Don't do anything on its territory!"

"If you are still obsessed with your obsession and refuse to leave, it will directly pull your pole next, making you think it is a big fish, and dragging you into the water!"

"If you don't drag it into the water, then you will encounter ghosts hitting the wall nearby!"

"Anyway, if you don't leave in this situation, it's still a bit dangerous!"

"There is no scientific basis for this kind of thing, but everyone spreads it like this!"

After listening to Lu Yu's explanation.

It was only then that Bingbing suddenly realized,

At the same time, I feel the chill on my body!

And at the same time,

inside the studio,

The audience who had originally scoffed at Lu Yu's experience were also dumbfounded.

next moment,

Instantly, the bullet screen was boiling again!

"Fuck, shit, it's almost night, Yushen, is it really okay for you to tell us about such an experience?!"

"Oh my god, that's what happened. No wonder Feather God said that this experience was unforgettable. I dare say we didn't understand it at first!!"

"It's because you didn't understand. Just now, you all laughed at Yushen here, saying that he was perfunctory to you. You are really ignorant!"

"That is, as a fishing enthusiast, if this kind of thing happens to me, I will definitely never forget it for the rest of my life!"

"Ahhhhhhh, I laughed so much just now, but now I'm so scared, did Yu God really bump into a water ghost!"

"I understand. No wonder Feather God was taken aback when he saw the dead fish. He wasn't taken aback by the dead fish, but was actually taken aback by this phenomenon!"

"I've learned a lot, and there's still such a saying, Yushen is amazing, I knew that the experience he told must not be perfunctory for us!"

"6666, I want to know now, how did Feather God handle the dead fish after he caught it? Did he just turn around and leave?"

"Sure, the water ghosts have issued a warning, if you don't leave, you will be in danger!"

"As a hardcore fishing enthusiast with more than 20 years of fishing experience, I am very responsible to tell you that what Lu Yu said is indeed true. We have a saying here that when a dead fish is honest, turn around and leave !Dare to hook again, Louchen!"

"Just guessing blindly, Feather God must have turned around and ran away in fright!"

"..."

After being explained by Lu Yu,

Finally all viewers realized the horror of the experience,

Especially those viewers who didn't understand at first,

Even more terrified,

Feelings are not Lu Yu just perfunctory them,

It's that they didn't want to understand the horror of it!

A fish that has been dead for an unknown amount of time,

He was actually caught by the mouth,

This thing itself is kind of scary!

Coupled with the rumor that Lu Yu said,

It was the water ghost who hung the dead fish on the hook,

A warning for anglers to leave quickly,

Even more creepy!

until then,

The audience suddenly realized,

Mom!

Lu Yu's experience,

Also terrible!

at the same time,

There are also many quick-response viewers,

Started to ask Lu Yu what to do next on the barrage, did he turn around and run away....

under the lens.

Bingbing also recovered from the shock,

First glance at the barrage,

Then he said,

"Lu Yu, it seems that I misunderstood you before!"

"Your experience is indeed quite terrifying!"

"And then? What did you do when you saw the dead fish?"

"Did you go straight home?"

In everyone's mind,

have encountered such a thing,

That must be turning around and walking away!

What else can I do if I don't leave?

You can't wait to be dragged into the water by the water ghost, or wait for the ghost to hit the wall, right?

However.

Just when everyone thought that Lu Yu would turn around and leave,

Lu Yu laughed,

shook his head!

"I'm not leaving!"

"Did I stop talking, I became addicted that night, just thinking about fishing!"

"If I had left, where would I go fishing at night?"

Lu Yu said with a smile,

"Besides, my brain was a little convulsed at the time, and I just thought——"

"Made, the dead fish can eat right, but the live fish can't eat the breast until it takes off!"

"So, after thinking about it this way, I'm even more reluctant to leave!"

"Such a good opportunity, don't give up!"

"As for the water ghost..."

Speaking of which,

Lu Yu scratched his head,

also looked a little embarrassed,

"Although I have gone through nine years of compulsory education, to be honest, I am actually quite afraid of this thing, worried that it will really drag me down!"

"So, just in case, I threw the dead fish aside, then found a rope and tied it around my waist!"

"The other end is tied to a tree not far away."

"As long as the line, the rod, and the rope don't stop, I won't hesitate, and I'll never go fishing until dawn!"

"Don't tell me, I've become much more courageous after such an operation!"

"Although I didn't catch any fish until it was almost dawn, I finally gave up my addiction!"

"Of course, I did this, but I don't want anyone to learn from me!"

"In hindsight, it was kinda scary!"

After Lu Yu finished speaking,

Just shrugged.

And Bingbing on the side, after listening to it, laughed silly!

she thought,

It was a big night,

Lu Yu tied a rope around his waist, tied it to a tree, and still persisted in the picture of fishing,

She couldn't help but want to laugh!

This is too much of a talent!!

She had heard it said before,

After Angler's 1.5 addiction,

When the sky is falling, people don't care,

Nobody wants to delay him from fishing,

Listening to what Lu Yu said today,

Only then did she realize that what she said was so true!!

The water ghosts have issued a warning to you,

You can still sit still,

Simply a ruthless person!!

And at the same time.

Just when Bingbing couldn't help but laugh,

inside the studio,

Audiences who have listened to Lu Yu's operation,

They are all laughing out of shape!

At first everyone thought,

Lu Yu will turn his head and leave,

As a result, not only did they not leave,

And even tied the rope!!

this operation,

You can't accept it!!

"Hahahaha, although I am very worried about Yushen's safety, I have to say that Yushen is really a ruthless person. After all this, he can still catch it!!!"

"I can't laugh anymore, it's obviously a very scary story, why did my stomach hurt from laughing again after hearing this!!"

"Yu Shen: It doesn't matter, as long as you have the courage, the water ghost will take maternity leave!"

"By the way, Yushen, aren't you afraid that the water ghost will sneak up to the surface of the water in the distance, and then sneak around behind you to untie your rope?"

"Water ghost said, you kid is not oily and salty, I have given you a warning, you still come?!!"

"Made, I laughed so hard. This water ghost should be unlucky to meet someone like Yushen. The water ghost has to take a puff of cigarette and sigh before leaving. This kid is so fucking kind!"

"Hahahaha, we can't fathom the angler's thinking!"

"Who is my Feather God? Is the Feather God afraid of strong winds and waves? The greater the wind and waves, the more expensive the fish, you know!"

"Niu Beer, Feather God is the one who just refuses to accept it. Compared with Feather God, I'm a stinky fisherman!"

"Hahaha, god damn it, the dead fish are talking straight, and the live fish can't eat the hook until they take off. God Yu, have you always been so brave?!"

"Don't ask, if you ask, you will become addicted. If the Heavenly King and Laozi come, you have to stand aside!"