Martial Arts Conquer System

The golden signboard of "Lao Qing Yu Tang" was shining in the setting sun.

A grandson stood at the door kicking Jianzi, and when they saw Lu Yang and Lu Xiaofeng approaching, they immediately whistled.

Suddenly, in front of the street, a dozen children from the neighboring house rushed out, watching Lu Yang and Lu Xiaofeng grinning.

They still remember Lu Yang and Lu Xiaofeng, and of course they will definitely remember the song that can kill people and laugh people to death.

Lu Yang was also smiling. Those children should be ready to sing "Sikong Catch the Stars, Is a Monkey Spirit".

Unexpectedly, those children were singing:

"Xiaofeng is not the wind, and Xiaoyang is not the yang. Two big bugs specialize in drilling holes. Dogs **** in the holes. They eat shit. Once they eat a lot of shit, the bugs will fly."

What is this word? It's nothing simple.

Lu Yang felt so angry and funny.

It seems that he has also forgotten that the words he compiled will definitely not be better than this, and it is so unreasonable.

Lu Xiaofeng was even more angry and funny. The hateful Sikong had picked up the stars, and he would actually be included in the song.

Of course, Lu Yang and Lu Xiaofeng knew who made these words, and Sikong Picking the Stars obviously came back here.

Finally, the children stopped.

Lu Yang asked: "Did the white-haired old man come here again?"

The children nodded and rushed: "This song is what he taught us to drink. He said, you two like to listen to this song the most. If we sing well, you will not only show us the trapeze," I will buy us sweets."

Lu Yang and Lu Xiaofeng’s belly was almost bursting with anger. They were scolded and they wanted to buy sweets. Who would do such a thing?

However, the children opened their eyes one by one, and then asked: "Are we singing well?"

Lu Yang could only nod his head and said, "Okay, very good."

The children said: "Then you can buy sugar for us?"

Lu Yang sighed, smiled bitterly and said, "Buy, of course."

Of course not. Lu Yang would do things that no one was willing to do. How could he disappoint those children.

He really bought sweets, and he bought a lot of them.

Seeing the happy smiles of the children, he also felt happy, even if he was scolded.

The children pulled the corners of his clothes and cheered: "That husband said well, you are really nice people, especially you."

Lu Yang is very strange: "He said I am a good person?"

The kid said: "He said, when you were young, you were very good."

Lu Yang was even more weird: "How does he know if I was a good boy when I was a kid?"

The child said: "He said that he watched you grow up and held you before peeing, of course he knew."

Lu Yang gritted his teeth with hatred, wishing to tie the monkey essence with a rope and slap his **** fiercely with a bamboo whip.

The children said, "The husband was here just now, uncle, if you come one step earlier, you might meet him."

Lu Yang asked: "Where is he now?"

The children said: "He flies again, so high, so high, uncle, will you fly higher than him?"

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Lu Yang patted his clothes and said, "I don't know. You look at me now to see who is flying higher."

Since Sikong Picking the Star is not here, he is also going to fly away, looking for that nasty guy.

Who knows, those little kids rushed to say: "Uncle, you go slowly, we have one more thing to tell you."

"What's the matter?" Lu Yang said.

"The husband left a small bag here. If you ask us to eat sweets, he will let us give you that small bag. If you don't ask, let us throw this small bag in the gutter." The children rushed. Tao.

A child who ran the fastest had ran back to the medicine shop and took out a small bag.

Lu Yang and Lu Xiaofeng had never dreamed of it. They were wrapped in two ribbons!

The two ribbons turned red in the sunset.

In addition to the ribbon, there is a note: "Steal one of you, and give you two. I am a monkey spirit, you are a bug, you spank me, and I will treat you to shit."

Lu Yang laughed.

"This stinky kid really doesn't suffer." Lu Xiaofeng also smiled.

However, they obviously didn't understand, since Sikong took so much effort to steal the ribbon, why did he send it back?

Where did the other two ribbons come from?

However, Lu Yang didn't think about these issues, because the ribbon he needed most had already arrived in his hands, but he didn't spend any time.

He was so happy that he was about to fly, how could there be such a mind thinking about such things?

He smiled: "Look, is it me or the old rooster flying high?"

Knowing it well, he flipped three somersaults in the air and skimmed onto the roof.

Listening now, the children clapped their hands and cheered: "You are the one who flies high, higher than that husband."

The children are quick to see and speak, and they will never be false.

Lu Yang and Lu Xiaofeng were in a more relaxed mood.

They seemed to stretch out a pair of wings, about to fly to the moon.

Although the moon is still rising, the setting sun is already sinking.

As the sun sets, night falls.

Lu Yang and Lu Xiaofeng sneaked back to Hefangzhai from the back alley. Although they had been several times, they were still so careful.

If people from the rivers and lakes know that this is Ximen Chuuxue's home, then this place will become ruins.

The light was already on in the window.

The light was so soft and quiet, the window was open, and he looked far away from the flowers.

I only heard Sun Xiuqing, Ouyang Qing, Xue Bing, and Zhang Ling sitting in front of the window, staring into the distance.

They are all very beautiful women, but now they look even more beautiful under the lights.

However, there was an unspeakable sadness on their faces.

The light reflecting their faces also became so desolate. ..

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