Marvel connotates old drivers

Distant Asgard.

In the palace of the god king, Thor, the god of thunder, and his father, the Norse god Odin, quarreled over the affairs of Jotunheim.

“Do you know what you did!” Odin retorted, “What did you trigger?” ”

“I’m protecting my home.”

“You can’t even protect your own friends, how can you protect the entire kingdom?”

Thor and Odin got into an argument again, and neither could convince anyone.

“You’re a stupid old thing!” Thor couldn’t help but scold.

“Yes, I’m stupid.” Odin was stunned, and then muttered in a low voice: “I actually thought you were qualified.” ”

“Father…” Loki tried to come up to dissuade him, but was interrupted by Odin.

“Sol Odinson, you clearly disobeyed the king’s orders and plunged the people of the Nine Realms into misery.”

Extremely furious, Odin plunged his scepter into the ground, triggering bursts of divine light.

He removed the source of divine power from Thor’s body, “You don’t deserve your land, you don’t deserve your title, you don’t deserve it… Those loved ones you have turned your back on. ”

“In the name of the ancestors and the ancestors.” The hammer in Thor’s hand flew to Odin’s hand, “Odin, father of the gods, expel you from the realm of Gods!” ”

“Nope!”

Thor let out a roar of regret, but his figure instantly fell into the rainbow abyss.

Mjolnir’s hammer burst out with divine light, and Odin whispered to the hammer: “Whoever holds this hammer and deserves it will definitely have the power of Thor.” ”

“Ugh!”

Mjolnir sped in Thor’s direction.

……

Eric Manor.

Zhou Cheng started the live broadcast early in the morning.

“God is fair, don’t look at me so handsome,” Zhou Cheng smiled shyly, “But I also often worry about having a lot of money.” ”

Netizens despised him.

“I’ve never seen someone so brazen!”

“The anchor give me the troubles, and I’ll help you bear them.”

“I would too.”

“It’s so fucking pretending.”

“Pretend to be struck by lightning!”

……

Zhou Cheng looked up to the sky and smiled very coquettishly: “Alas, will you be struck by lightning this year to tell the truth?” I don’t believe it! ”

“Boom!”

The sky that had just been clear suddenly sounded with a muffled thunder.

Zhou Cheng: “…”

Nima, Lao Tzu is just bragging, you are really chopping!

Coincidence, this must be some kind of coincidence!

Zhou Cheng did not believe in evil: “It just so happens, I swear to everyone by touching my conscience, I really didn’t brag!” ”

“Boom!”

Another muffled thunder fell from the sky.

This time it really roared directly towards Zhou Cheng.

“Groove! Lao Tzu no longer pretends to be forced! ”

Zhou Cheng hurriedly used his divine speed to dodge.

Click!

The lightning lost its target and hit the ground directly, instantly burning a large area of grass, leaving a mysterious circle full of various runes on the ground.

In addition, the sharp-eyed Zhou Cheng also found a black shadow falling inside the pit.

And this figure, how does it look a little familiar?

This Nima, a drop fell from the sky… Sister Ray?

Zhou Cheng walked towards the big pit, saw a person threw himself on the ground, and immediately smiled: “Look, this is a good way to pretend, he was really struck by lightning.” ”

The live broadcast room boiled.

“ohmygod！ Is there really someone more pretentious than the anchor? ”

“This guy fell from the sky, he is definitely not an ordinary person!”

“Terrifying, he was directly slashed by lightning because he pretended to be forced?”

“Terrible!”

“What if God is crooked?”

“I think it’s possible too.”

“The anchor is so good at pretending that he has not been hit, it is simply unreasonable!”

……

Thor woke up slowly, and immediately found himself in a strange place.

And Mjolnir that went on his way to war is not there.

He suddenly remembered that his father Odin had taken his hammer away.

“Damn it! How do I go back this time? Where am I? ”

Thor panicked.

Looking left and right, he noticed that a human was walking towards him in front of him, and Thor immediately asked loudly: “Hey! Mortal, Thor the god of thunder, tell me, where is this? ”

The audience was immediately happy.

“Thor? Did this brother take the wrong medicine? ”

“Which hospital ran out?”

“I feel that there is a mental problem, this brother…”

“Thor, stunned by thunder? Die laughing in the streets! ”

“Laugh out of pig barking!”

“Laughing tits hurt!”

“Laughing chickens are hard!”

……

Zhou Cheng recognized at a glance, isn’t this guy Thor the God of Thor, the famous hammer brother!

“Brother Hammer? Fortunately, this is the earth! ”

“What hammer brother? Mortals, pay attention to the manner in which you speak, my name is Thor, the god of thunder, I am the son of Odin, the god king, and you should honor me as Lord Thor! ”

Thor looked at Zhou Cheng proudly.

“Mortal, see why don’t you kneel!”

The audience in the live broadcast room was immediately unhappy.

“I’m afraid this guy was really chopped stupid…”

“He really thought he was Thor, is this guy here to be funny?”

“The anchor beat him up big! Let him understand the power of the earthlings! ”

“Let him get on his knees and call Daddy, just like Obadiah!” (Obadiah cried: “It’s my!”) ）

“Did you see this fool who called himself Thor? The anchor thinks of a way to fuck his mother!”

……

When Zhou Cheng saw Brother Hammer’s attitude towards him, a wave of anger also surged in his heart.

Fuck!

Still put this on hold with me!

When Lao Tzu hasn’t seen the movie, right?

Didn’t the hammer still install Thor?

Lao Tzu hit you, the God of Thor!

“Snap!”

Zhou Cheng’s slap instantly fell on Sol’s face.

This trick is a famous iron sand palm in national art, and the taste of falling on the face must not be very comfortable.

Oh!

A wail sounded.

A blood-red slap mark instantly appeared on Thor’s face, and he covered his face and said angrily: “Humble mortal, you… Dare to hit me? ”

“Shut up!” Zhou Cheng scolded: “What did he pretend, was beaten by lightning and broke his brain?” If you are Thor, Lao Tzu is your father! ”

Thor was furious: “Damn! You dare to insult the dignity of the god of thunder, and I will sanction you in the name of the gods!” ”

Zhou Cheng beckoned: “You come and try, if I don’t call you dad today, I won’t call Marvel Duan Wang Ye!” ”

“Oh, mortal!”

Thor still had a proud posture, “You dare to be disrespectful to me, I will write down this hatred first, and when I recover my divine power, I will beat you up!” ”

Zhou Cheng lightly spit out two words: “Stupid ratio!” ”

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