Marvel connotates old drivers

A hammer brother without divine power, that is really no different from Wang Sledgehammer.

So Zhou Cheng was not very interested in him, turned around and prepared to go home.

Thunder God Thor saw Zhou Cheng turn around and leave, and he was suddenly a little confused.

Here he was not familiar with life, no one took him very square, and quickly shouted: “Mortal, where are you going?” ”

Zhou Cheng: Do you think I’m paying attention to you, silly!

Eric Manor is very large, the place where Zhou Cheng stayed just now is the back garden, Thor followed him to the end of the garden, and a huge castle suddenly came into view.

Thor’s eyes suddenly lit up: “Hey! Mortal, your house is not bad, then from today onwards, this is my dormitory! ”

Zhou Cheng turned around and looked at Thor God Thor’s gaze like an idiot: “Beggars are not welcome here, and if you want to beg to go out, turn left.” ”

“fuckyou！ I’m not a beggar! Thor shouted, “It’s a reward for you that Thor lives in your house!” ”

“I’m sorry.” Zhou Cheng said with a smile: “There is a rule in my house, Thunder God and dogs are not allowed to enter!” ”

The live broadcast room boiled.

“Anchor 666!”

“Thor and dogs are not allowed, hahahahaha.”

“What a!”

“Awesome old iron!”

“Xiuxiu Xiuxiu!”

“God’s special rules.”

……

“Humble mortal!” Thor was furious, “You dare to scold me? What a big boldness! ”

Syllable!

Zhou Cheng slapped out again: “Thor, right? ”

“Mortals… You! ”

Syllable!

“Mortals, huh?”

“You’re so daring…”

Syllable!

“Be bold, huh?”

“I’m going to kill…”

Syllable!

“Want to kill me, huh?”

“I was wrong, don’t fight…”

Syllable!

“Don’t fight, huh?”

“Uh-huh…”

Snap!

With continuous ear scrapers on his face, Thor was directly stunned.

In front of this earthling, he was powerless to fight back.

Even if Thor is arrogant and arrogant, no matter how braindead he is, he should understand.

Earthlings are not easy to mess with!

…………

Right at this moment.

“Boom!”

Another thunderclap, impartially hit the castle door, and the ancient floor tiles were directly smashed out of a deep pit.

When Zhou Cheng saw this scene, the corners of his mouth twitched.

Special!

This is Lao Tzu’s floor tile!

This is an antique from the last century!

Lost a loss!

This time it’s a big loss!

“Damn it, it’s Thor’s hammer for this dog day! Odin, this old thing, actually littered the ground, smashed my family’s flowers and plants, not to mention, but also smashed Lao Tzu’s floor tiles, this account I wrote down today! ”

Zhou Cheng walked over and saw that Thor’s hammer was indeed standing firmly inside.

“Hahaha! Earthling, your time of death has come, my thor Thor’s hammer is coming, this time I will beat you to death! ”

Thor behind him saw his hammer, more excited than he was when he saw his own father, and quickly threw himself towards the hammer.

“Earthlings, just wait for death, wait for me to pick up the hammer… Well, why can’t you hold it? ”

Thor originally held the handle of the hammer with an excited look and wanted to lift the hammer, but he was surprised to find that he couldn’t hold it!

Looking at Zhou Cheng’s slightly mocking gaze, Thor blushed a little: “Shit! It must be that I haven’t eaten enough, you wait for me, I’ll be fine right away! ”

Hey!

Ha!

Call!

Drink!

Thor, the god of thunder, knelt on the ground and used various postures to try to lift Mjolnir’s hammer, but unfortunately, he found that everything he did was futile.

Because the hammer still doesn’t move!

The audience immediately mocked all kinds of things.

“I can’t bear to look at it directly, I’m already about to pee with laughter!”

“This is the legendary God of Thor? Oh, how do I look like a clown? ”

“It’s not like, he’s a clown!”

“This is Thor? You seem to be trying to make me laugh! ”

“Odin’s coffin board can’t be covered, and there is a stupid child who calls himself his son.”

“I think he can go home and raise pigs for two years.”

……

Seeing that Brother Hammer was still trying to pull out the hammer.

Zhou Cheng came up and said with pitying eyes: “Is this really your hammer?” ”

“Of course!” Thor nodded, then squatted down firmly and continued to pull the hammer…

Zhou Cheng smiled and said, “Okay, I believe you are the God of Thor.” ”

“Hmph, you are a mortal, what if you believe it?”

Yo huh!

Was banished by your old son, why are you so dragged?

Zhou Cheng snorted coldly: “Since you are the God of Thunder, then… Let’s discuss compensation. ”

Thor waved his hand: “Stupid mortal, this god forgives you, I don’t need compensation.” ”

Zhou Cheng smiled: “You don’t need to… But I want it. ”

Thor was furious, and pointed to the slap print on his face: “Mortal! You figured it out, it was me who was hurt! ”

Zhou Cheng spread his hands and pointed to the big pit in front of him: “But your hammer smashed my house, can’t you lose money, mental damage fees, medical expenses, lost work expenses, reputation loss fees, worker maintenance fees, antique damage fees… Count it down to at least eight thousand… Starting at $100 million! ”

“You dare to blackmail me!”

Thor is not stupid yet.

He wanted to punch Zhou Cheng in the face, but remembered that he had just been beaten and had no power to fight back, so he had to say sullenly: “I have no money.” ”

Zhou Cheng pointed to Mjolnir’s hammer and said with a smile: “Don’t you still have a hammer?” ”

“This is not…” Thor was about to refuse, but remembered the material made by Mjolnir, and it had been spelled by Odin, which was definitely not something that this mortal in front of him could lift.

“Mortal, as long as you can lift it, it’s yours. If you can’t lift it, then you have to apologize to me, and I will live in your house during this time, and you will also be responsible for my food, clothing, housing and transportation!” ”

When Zhou Cheng heard it, he was immediately happy.

Yo, quite confident?

Then Lao Tzu will slap you in the face!

“System, can you analyze the data of Mjolnir?” Zhou Cheng communicated the system.

“Drip, drip! Formerly known as Mjolnir, the object was cast by dwarven craftsmen from a material extracted from the core of a star that was about to disappear. It has the powerful function of flying away and releasing thunder and lightning, and is currently under sealing. ”

Zhou Cheng asked, “How can I pick it up?” ”

“The host can pay 100,000 content points to crack Odin’s spell.”

“One hundred thousand, so cheap.” Zhou Cheng was a little surprised, “Confirm the crack!” ”

“Drip, drip. This system is cracking the Odin spell, estimated time, five seconds. ”

I saw a faint invisible purple light shoot into Mjolnir.

“Hmph, you are a mortal, how can you pick up the items of the gods and give up.” Thor defied with disdain.

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