Marvel connotates old drivers

“Mr. Alien, we are S.H.I.E.L.D., which specializes in dealing with international terrorist attacks and various paranormal events, what advice do you have for visiting Earth?”

Phil Coulson walked to the front of the dark elf team.

Natasha and the agent squad followed.

Tony Stark, who was chatting with Colonel Rhodes, saw this scene and felt a little painful: “Damn, they actually stole my limelight!” ”

Dark Elf leader Malekith looked at the group of short earthlings in front of him and sneered disdainfully: “Earthlings and ants, you are not qualified to talk to me, but if you tell me who has ether particles in their hands, I may spare your life later.” ”

“Etheric particles… What is this? Is this thing the reason you came to Earth? Phil Coulson quickly figured out why they arrived on Earth.

“The etheric particle was once a sacred relic of our dark elves, it was created by me, it was lost for many years, and just recently it appeared, I felt its breath, so I led my hand down to Earth.”

Malekis spoke slowly.

Phil Coulson suddenly realized. “It turns out that these aliens are here to find something, not to invade the earth.”

“Phil, you’re thinking too simply. These guys know at a glance that they are not good people, careerists or crazy destroyers, and if they can’t find that ether particle, they will definitely destroy the earth. ”

Natasha was quite apprehensive.

“I understand.” Phil Coulson nodded, “So I have always advocated the way of negotiation, everyone can sit down and talk, if the crisis of the earth can be resolved peacefully, then it is better than going to war.” ”

After that, he was about to continue the conversation with the dark elf leader, but the other party ignored him at all and continued to walk forward.

Phil Coulson…

That’s embarrassing.

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“You two, do you know the whereabouts of the etheric particles?”

Malekith looked at Tony Stark and Deadpool with a slight hint of surprise in his words.

These two earthlings gave him a strong feeling.

“Ether particles,” Tony Stark seemed to remember something, “Isn’t this the treasure that Zhou took away in Asgard?” I remember he said that wait for ether particles. ”

Deadpool played with the carbon sodium steel knife: “Then say that the thing is now in Zhou Cheng’s place, or shall we grab it?” And then sell it to this alien? It seems that this alien seems to be quite awesome. ”

Hearing the conversation between the two, Malekis’s eyes lit up, and his tone became a little excited.

“You mean, where have you seen the etheric particles?”

The corners of Tony Stark’s mouth twitched slightly: “Of course, we still have a feud with this person.” ”

“Very good, then you guys take me to find him!” In the name of the King of Vanaheim of the Dark World, I will grant you the qualifications to become a member of the Dark Elves, as long as I turn the Nine Realms back into darkness, the Dark Elves will regain their supreme glory! ”

Malekith said with an excited expression.

The dark elf soldiers behind him shouted slogans in unison.

“Long live Vanaheim!”

“Long live Vanaheim!”

“Long live Vanaheim!”

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“Are you sure this gang is mentally sound?” Deadpool patted Tony Stark on the shoulder.

“No, they should be just like you, they are all neurotic.” Tony Stark spread his hands helplessly: “Turn the world back into darkness, I don’t have this crazy idea, without sunshine, I can’t go to the beach to sunbathe in the future, and more importantly, I can’t see beautiful girls yet.” ”

“oh，shit！ I like the dark, because then people can’t see my hurt face, but I can’t see anyone else, especially big-breasted girls. “Deadpool has the same bad taste as Tony Stark, and they both like beautiful women!

“What are you two muttering? I order you to take me to that earthling right away, or I will destroy you. ”

When Malekith thought that he would be able to get the Infinity Stones ether particle immediately, his whole person became extremely impatient.

I wish I could grab the etheric particles right away.

Tony Stark smiled: “Sorry, we don’t know where he is now, or you wait first, let’s find someone to inform him?” ”

Deadpool: “Maybe you can post a search notice or something and let the person with the ether particle come out automatically.” ”

“Waste! Fuck me off! ”

Malekis’s patience is running out.

He felt that these two earthlings must be perfunctory to him.

As his words fell, the dark elves behind him immediately raised the small electromagnetic cannons in their hands and aimed them at Tony Stark and the others.

“It seems that a big war is inevitable again, although that guy Zhou is very annoying, but I hate rude aliens even more.” Tony Stark’s mask closed automatically, and two rays of blue-white light emanated from his eyes.

Sonorous!

Deadpool also pulled out his two carbon steel knives: “I like his spaceship, if I can drive this ship to the universe, it may be good to soak the alien girl.” ”

“Hehe, you two freaks are really calm, one is a steel man, the other is an unbeatable pervert, but what about me as an ordinary person?” Colonel Rhode raised the submachine gun in his hand and said with a wry smile while the commander’s men loaded all the bullets.

The big war is about to break out!

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At this moment, a teasing voice sounded in everyone’s ears.

“I heard that someone said I was handsome behind my back, and I stood under the big tree in the park and thought all morning, special, who leaked the wind!”

The voice fell.

A young man suddenly appeared slowly in place, he was tall and straight, extremely well-proportioned and standard, and his whole temperament was obviously different from ordinary people.

Zhou Cheng’s appearance surprised everyone.

I didn’t expect that he would take the initiative to come out, isn’t this throwing himself into the net? Aliens are looking for him everywhere.

“Who are you? I feel that you have the smell of etheric particles…” Malekis looked at Zhou Cheng, an earthling who suddenly appeared, and a rare fluctuation appeared in his words.

“Who am I?” Zhou Cheng scratched his head, as if caught in some kind of memory.

“I am your long-lost relative, you can call me daddy, you can call me daddy, or call me Lao Dou!”