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“You can call me Daddy.” Zhou Cheng said lightly to Malekis.

This is clearly with mocking words.

Makes Malekiston furious. “You dare to despise the Dark Sovereign, I will kill you and leave you consumed by endless darkness!”

“No, no, no, I’m not contemptuous.” Zhou Cheng waved his hand and continued, “I’m mocking, with all due respect, everyone here is spicy chicken!” ”

“And you, spicy chicken shreds in the garbage!”

Everyone was stunned.

What the hell is spicy chicken?

“Ahem, spicy shredded chicken, this is a stir-fry dish in Huaxia, this dark elf is called Malekis, so I gave him a nickname, spicy shredded chicken!” Zhou Cheng explained lightly.

The audience burst into laughter.

“Is it really good that the anchor really mocks people like this.”

“666, no one is convinced, just obey the anchor and look like he is beaten up.”

“Die of laughter, the dark elf leader is angry with his white face into a black face.”

“The show of the anchor show!”

“Marvel Duan Wang Ye quotes: I’m either pretending, or on the way to pretend!”

“The old iron belt takes me!”

……

All kinds of joy in the live broadcast room.

But the atmosphere on the field was a little dignified, whether it was Tony Stark and Deadpool, or Phil Coulson and Natasha, they all sensed that the dark elf was on the verge of rage.

“This damn Zhou, how can you get into trouble wherever you go, it’s just a shit-stirring stick!” Phil Coulson muttered with a gloomy face.

He had already eaten in Zhou Cheng’s hands several times in a row.

But what he didn’t expect was that his muttering so quietly was also heard by Zhou Cheng.

Zhou Cheng turned around and pointed at Phil Coulson: “Hey, bald over there, you’re secretly saying bad things about me behind my back, right?” Don’t think I didn’t hear! If I’m a-churner, then what are you? ? ”

Poof!

Zhou Cheng’s words came out.

Everyone in the audience couldn’t help but laugh.

Coulson’s face darkened: “Zhou, now is not the time for our infighting, this group of aliens suddenly appeared on Earth, it has a lot to do with you, you are the culprit, if the Earth causes great losses because of them, you will be our sinner!” ”

Zhou Cheng shrugged indifferently: “So what, what does this have to do with you being a fool?” ”

Coulson: “… (╯‵□)╯︵┻━┻！ ”

Natasha couldn’t look at it: “Zhou, Coulson is an honest man, he is dedicated to the sake of mankind, what is the point of you humiliating him so much, do you still have a little pride and perseverance as an American?” Is there a sense of responsibility that the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility? ”

Zhou Cheng shook his head: “I’m sorry, I really don’t, ask your face again to make you crooked.” ”

Natasha: “(╯‵□)╯(┻━┻!) ”

Zhou Chen turned on the poisonous tongue mode, and even the two people of Coulson and Natasha, the poor two S.H.I.E.L.D. agents almost had crooked noses.

“Hahaha, Zhou, you are really talented, I think I am very good at mouth cannons, but compared with you, it is really too far away.” Deadpool laughed hilarious and laughed breathlessly.

“You might consider being a talk show host, I’ll definitely get it.” Tony Stark also said with a smile.

“If we can survive the wrath of the dark elves, I will also go and show a face.” Colonel Rhodes smiled bitterly, “But if you ignore this dark elf leader so much, he will definitely not let us go.” ”

As Colonel Rhodes said.

The leader of the dark elves, Spicy Chicken, was really furious.

Anger!

Rage!

Angry!

These ant-like humans actually left him, the dignified dark monarch, aside to hang, which was simply ignoring his majesty and provoking his authority!

Unforgivable!

“Hand over the ether particles or you’ll all die!”

Spicy chicken shredded yelled at Zhou Cheng.

The electromagnetic cannons in the hands of the many dark elves behind him emitted a dazzling light, and as soon as he gave an order, they would attack Zhou Cheng and the others.

“Oh, what are you panicking about spicy chicken, isn’t it etheric particles? Don’t worry, I’ll give it to you. Zhou Cheng saw that the spicy chicken silk was angry, as if he was really afraid of his strength, and quickly said with a warm face.

“Take it out and give it to me immediately, or kill it immediately!”

Spicy chicken shredded stretched out his hand in front of Zhou Cheng.

“Wait a minute… If you want to give it, it will definitely be given to you, but you have to promise me a condition first. Zhou Cheng rolled his eyes and slowly spoke.

Spicy Chicken: “Earthlings, you are not qualified to negotiate conditions with me!” Instead, I will give you two options, one is to immediately hand over the etheric particles to me, I will immediately lead the fleet away, and the second is that I add your earth to destruction, and then find it out yourself! ”

Zhou Cheng: “What if I don’t choose both?” ”

“Then die!”

“Well, at this point, I have to take out the ether particles.” Zhou Cheng looked pained.” But before you take it out, can you do a dance as I want to celebrate the loss and recovery of the etheric particles? ”

“Dance?”

Spicy Chicken frowned.

Their dark elves never danced, which was boring for them.

“Yes! It’s the dance, which is the most popular dance on Earth at the moment, and it is specially used to celebrate big events, dear Lord Spicy Chicken, I believe you should dance for the return of etheric particles, right? ”

Zhou Cheng continued to flicker.

“How do you dance this dance?” Spicy Chicken thought about it, if he could get back the ether particles by dancing a dance, it would indeed be a big profit for him.

You don’t have to fight and kill to get ether, why not?

Spicy Chicken doesn’t actually want to start a war, because this is his last ship, his last people.

If they collide with the Earth Army, they will definitely suffer serious losses, and their subordinates will die a lot.

See the spicy chicken shredded hooked.

A hint of scheming flashed in Zhou Cheng’s eyes, and he continued: “This dance is actually very simple, the first step is to twist the whole body, twist the waist and legs!” Then start shaking your head, pay attention to the movements on your hands! ”

After speaking, Zhou Cheng connected to the artificial intelligence wild boar Page: “Wild boar Page, help me tune out the music of “Social Shake”. ”

“Yes sir!”

Then, everyone heard an extremely magical dynamic electric sound!

“Radisson and fellow villagers, a social shake to everyone, I hope you can like it, everyone come with the rhythm of the music!”

Fight every time, move every time!