Master Swindler

"Don't tell me, the ultimate emotional burst is art." The ghosts looked at the relief murals half-embedded in the wall.

The old man's facial expressions were like being dragged down by a ghost to eighteen layers of hell, his expression of horror and despair, and the gesture of wanting to grab something like dead branches, it had the charm of religious art.

Everyone was very satisfied: "After the matter is over, can I still make a profit by cutting the wall?"

"That is, there are not many master sculptors who can make this kind of appearance and spirit without ingenuity."

After solving the most troublesome old man, the remaining Director Ann and the murderer are basically not to worry about, instead, they have to consider the effect of the finished film.

However, the leading star of the movie is still in prison at the moment, and there is no talk of starting work.

Fortunately, they didn't let them wait long. Two days later, the police station finally completed the investigation and proved that the crew did not violate the law, so he was released.

On the day of the exit, except for the dismissed starring Shui Sheyao actress, everyone else was there to welcome Director An.

Director Ann has been detained for several days, and he is in a daze. Seeing that the thief player who put him in jail is still in the crew, he is on fire immediately——

"What the hell are you doing here? Didn't you let you go? I don't have any work for you in the crew, and I don't have any fucking thinking about asking for money."

"Tell you, I didn't put the director into the game, but I am embarrassed to ask for money. Get out of me, will you get out?"

The thief player coolly said: "When I am a idiot, I don't want to think that it's not your father who is smart. You went to jail early, making your mother's movie, ungrateful things."

Then he said: "I am here to take care of your reimbursement of the props. I am busy with you. If you don't pay the wages, you can always let Laozi post it?"

"At the beginning, the big brother agreed to take the goods after promising double the price. I want to go wrong now? Okay, I'm looking for those brothers. We will hold the whip ball and show the leather vibrator. Follow you, use the loudspeaker to call out debts, the perverted director cheats the taste and props."

"Look at whether your movie wants to be broadcast, or you are the first person to be in the news. By the way, this is still a good thing. It is free to promote to your crew, no thanks!"

Director An was trembling with anger. He pointed to the thief and the player was speechless for a long time. Then he turned around and asked Lu Qingjia: "Aren't you bad for money? Why don't you send him away?"

Lu Qingjia shrugged: "After so many days of working together, we have a good friendship, how could I slap my friends with money, and I would be embarrassed to stand in the middle when you two get involved."

"Well, it will give me a face. I will take the money for Ann. As for people resign as an actor, how about staying on the crew as my assistant?"

Seeing that Director An was about to refute, Lu Qingjia said, "Before I got the job, I told my relatives and friends about going to Haikou. You can understand, just go back so sullenly, a man doesn't want face?"

After being detained for several days, Director Ann knew that the crew must have been controlled by Xiao Bailian at this time. He spent his own money to raise an idler. He said that he had no position to refuse, not to mention that it was not good for him to tear his face.

Seeing the movie is almost halfway through, I can only bear it.

Suddenly noticed that the assistant was carrying the camera to film this scene. Director An was surprised: "What are you doing? Why are you filming Laozi?"

The assistant was at a loss: "Brother Lu asked me to shoot."

Lu Qingjia smiled and explained: "Didn't you say that you should shoot more interesting highlights in the early stage?"

"After the film is successful, these tidbits are precious materials. They witness the difficulties and hardships of our entire crew, and witness the persistence and bitterness of the filmmakers and a group of actors with dreams. It will definitely earn a lot of sympathy and goodwill from passers-by."

"I think the director as a member of the film, this experience of entering the game is also a precious experience. It is estimated that no crew has had such twists and turns. There is bitterness in the comic. What a waste of it?"

"After the movie is released, the director's hard work can't be buried, so I decided to also shoot some of your highlights. This year, the director also wants to run a word-of-mouth brand, so people have to think of you subconsciously when they think of a masterpiece. Is this idea right?"

That's right, that's right, but Director Ann himself knows what those tidbits mean, and that is basically the official shot he took.

Now it's his turn to take a picture of himself, although these idiots just followed his excuses to imitate, but they always feel uncomfortable.

He had to refuse, but the little white face surnamed Lu absolutely couldn't erase the director's contribution. He blew up the grievances he had suffered over the past few days.

The crew members were also very moved, and they all disagreed with his glorious spirit of suffering and devotion, and he must be added to the table of merits and rewards in the future.

Director Ann couldn't deal with the opinions of the whole crew, so he could only be aggrieved and acted as the main actor in the backstage.

When they returned to the apartment, everyone even prepared a brazier and a banquet for him, saying that it was unlucky.

Director An also feels that he has been a bit unlucky lately, but this is actually unexpected. After all, after the entire building is blocked by his uncle, resentment flows backwards, and it is unlucky for individuals to stay here.

He has something given by his uncle, which is not affected much, but it cannot be said to be completely avoided.

Director Ann can actually accept this, but what he can't accept is that the rest of the crew seems to be unlucky.

Especially the little white face surnamed Lu, who actually made a fortune fortune a few days ago, what kind of fortune is this?

Everyone squeezed Director Ann across the brazier, and he stepped away absent-mindedly. As a result, a heart-wrenching burning sensation suddenly came, and the surrounding exclaimed.

When he lowered his head, he saw that when he stepped across the brazier, the flames suddenly jumped up and directly received a spray gun to bake egg intestines.

Director An screamed and danced like an electric shock dance with his crotch to put out the fire, and there was a mess around him.

Lu Qingjia was still calm, took the water from washing the grapefruit leaves and poured it on Director An's crotch.

A female player hurriedly said: "Hey, that's a cocktail, this pot is grapefruit leaf water."

However, it was too late. Director Ann's crotch was like a raging fire, and the scene was even more magnificent.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

People splashing water, undressing and undressing, it is inefficient when they are in a hurry.

Finally, seeing the fire spread, everyone felt vicious and kicked them into the open-air stinking ditch next to them.

Then there was the sound of the fire being extinguished, which saved Director Ann's life.

When Director An climbed up from the ditch, he smelled like he just got out of a pit.

Everyone stepped back, all the friendship of the crew was gone.

A female player covered her nose and said, "Director, you, are you okay?"

"Am I damn good?" Director Ann shouted.

"Why don't you take a shower first?"

"Let’s take a look at the injury first?" A male player suggested: "I see the director there--it seems to be smelling. Don’t get infected if you fall into the stinky ditch. This is a serious matter. what."

After the panic of burning all over his body passed, there was a burning sensation under his hips.

At the beginning, the fire was roasted and poured with ice water, and then the fire became more scorching. At this moment, Director An only wanted to cut his brother.

No, this stuff is a treasure, he is still young, and he is waiting for his success and then he will be sitting on a beautiful woman, but nothing can go wrong.

So there was no time to ponder the dirt all over, and call someone over: "Quick, take me to the hospital."

Unexpectedly, just now the collective emotions of being happy and mellow in advance and retreat, now the plastic is rotten at the touch.

Everyone procrastinated: "Me, I still have something to do."

"I also remembered that I had an appointment today."

"My grandma got married today."

"Is your grandma his mother here?"

"My video blessing is also my heart. Is it easy for her to find someone at her age?"

"Director, I think you can walk without hindrance with your legs on the side. Why don't you call a taxi?"

As a result, no one was willing to take him in the taxi. In the end, he couldn't. Lu Qingjia paid a high price before a car would take him.

Director Ann went to the hospital crying coldly, feeling that the big city was as cold as it was.

When I came back, it was almost dark.

The people in the crew ate and drank enough to set up a table to play cards on the small open space outside the apartment, and there was a fruit plate and tea cup next to their hands, not to look too comfortable.

Seeing Director An came back, everyone immediately greeted enthusiastically: "Oh, has Director An back?"

"Is your hip injury okay? Hey, your pants are all broken in the crotch? Let me see, the gauze inside is thick enough to not affect future quality, right?"

There was a female player who spoke more boldly and chuckled: "Hey, you men just take that stuff for your life."

"According to my advice, don't care too much about the guide. You are almost forty. How many years can that stuff be used? Before, Xiao Mei (the female protagonist of the water snake waist) complained to me that it was hard to pretend on your bed. I said you should take this opportunity to settle down."

How can Director Ann tolerate others insulting him?Suddenly shouted: "Fart, where's Xiaomei? Where is the watch? I'm going to confront her."

The faces of the people playing cards suddenly became a little unnatural: "Farewell? Just a joke, you know Xiao Liu, but you dare to say that he doesn't look like a woman at all, don't care, we all trust you."

But when he said that, his eyes slipped to the place where he was wrapped in gauze and glanced, the men showed contempt, and the woman raised her eyebrows with a perfunctory look that didn't want to break with the poor man.

Even if he didn't say anything, the exchange of expressions still angered Director Ann.

He said loudly: "Ask you where is Xiaomei? I didn't see her when I came out today, did I ran out to pick up the job?"

Then he scolded, "She was so embarrassed to say me? I didn't complain that her awl face hurt my neck. A pair of baby breasts felt like a water balloon. My face was so stiff that I got up in the middle of the night and looked back at night when I was almost scared to death. ."

"Guide An—you."

The faces of the people playing cards became more and more wrong. Director An was getting angry and wanted to continue, but suddenly felt that the atmosphere was wrong.

There is a sense of crisis.

When he turned his head, he saw Huang Lian Po, who was supposed to take the child in his hometown, appeared behind him.

Director An’s soul was gone, and when he saw Director An’s wife smiled slyly, he reached out and twisted his ears and turned three hundred and sixty degrees: "You fucking take my mother’s money and sleep with women crazy enough."

"What's wrong? I still think the quality is not good, right? Do you want my old lady to take care of the villagers to raise funds for you to find a top brand in heaven and earth?"

"I thought your mother's surname was An. I thought you squatted for a few days and you should be tight for two days, but when the birds came out, they all got off their skin and still thought about women?"

"Don't you want to prove the hero? Come on, who else knows your toothpick better than the old lady? Look for Xiaomei, just like the old lady."

Director An’s wife has a loud voice and full of air. Even if this apartment does not have an owner, there are still many nearby families poking out their heads.

Then I saw a bald man standing with cracked crotch and crossed legs. His lower body was covered with thick gauze, and his wife was scolded and beaten.

Pointing around, even children jumping on the balcony jokes.

Director Ann can't afford to lose this person, and crying for mercy as soon as his grandson.

But Director Ann’s wife is a bitch who is used to being torn by the neighbourhood. She is not afraid of being surrounded by jokes at all. On the contrary, when she has the upper hand, she has a kind of joy to show off.

So Director Ann failed to catch a stutter for a day, but first suffered a full beating.

It's just that he didn't notice that the camera was still on right now, recording the funny and bitter side of the middle-aged man.

Director An’s wife was out of air, and then she smiled and said to Lu Qingjia who was playing cards: "Jia Jia, my sister-in-law is ready for dinner, stop playing cards, clean the table and eat."

As they said, they packed up the mahjong together, and asked, "Is the fruit flavor okay?"

Lu Qingjia smiled and said, "It's very sweet, and my sister-in-law would choose it. We spend more money on fruit, but we can't always buy such a good taste."

Mrs. Ann smiled and said, "Hey, young people don't know how to choose now. They only want to be bigger, and they can't choose the best one."

Lu Qingjia expressed appreciation: "With my sister-in-law, we have raised the quality of life this afternoon and saved money. In the future, the expenses of the crew will depend on the sister-in-law."

"Right, enough money?"

"Enough is enough, no matter where it is, it's tens of thousands. It's enough for just eating and finishing." Mrs. Ann smiled and said, "Jiajia, don't be polite to me. Sister-in-law will speak if she has no money."

After finishing talking, Director Ann, who was beaten into shit, said: "Don't give him a penny from now on. You can charge your mother's big money with a horrible thing, and give it back to the old lady to play with the woman. I can't kill him."

Director Ann watched his wife show Xiao Bai's face. After marriage, she was so gentle and caring that she had never been in a relationship. His blood was already stunned.

Seeing no one was paying attention to him, Director Ann had to struggle to stand up and limped back to the room to change clothes.

As a result, as soon as the door was opened, I saw an evil-like statue inlaid on the wall, reaching out and grabbing it as if asking for help.

Director Ann's scalp exploded and he almost urinates in shock, making a scream in his throat.

"what----"

The footsteps of a group of people came, and Director Ann turned his head. Before he could speak, he slapped his wife on his head.

"How about your mother's funeral? The dead old woman is living well, eating more than my old mother for a meal, you howling a bit earlier."

Director Ann was slapped around by the fan, without being ashamed, pointing to the room with a pale face and saying, "Ghost, there is a ghost—"

Everyone looked in: "No? Director, did you just get dazzled by your sister-in-law."

Director An looked back again, and sure enough the walls became smooth and smooth again, without any traces.

If it is someone else, it may have been dazzled for a while, but Director Ann himself knows where this is, and there is a supernatural incident, it can never be suspicious.

At the same time of fear, Director Ann was also a little excited. It stands to reason that he is the least likely to be abnormal here.

So he asked the people around: "What's wrong with you in the last few nights?"

Everyone nodded: "Yes, a lot of strange things have happened to you in the past few days."

"After a while the faucet turned on by itself, and a dark shadow appeared on the window for a while, and for a while I remembered to put things from this place to run there, and a lot of hair was pulled out of the sewer."

"Oh yes, when I was cooking, the tap water still ran for a long time before it changed from red to normal color." Director An's wife said.

Director An raised his voice when he heard this: "What? It's already started? Then why the hell didn't you tell me? When you came to the police station to see me, you didn't speak up."

These words were directed at Lu Qingjia, after all, Lu Qingjia was the person in charge after he left.

However, before Lu Qingjia spoke, her wife's voice came back louder: "Why are you shouting so loudly?"

"It’s not hard enough for Ren Jiajia to wipe your butt every day? Sesame will be slapped by you if you miss something. You are so damn official? It’s the uncle who pays, and Jiajia has a good temper and forbearance. You guys, I don’t have any more points."

Others also babbled: "Yes, director, it's all trivial matters."

"Recently everyone has been under a lot of pressure on filming, it's nothing more than a confused mind."

"Yes, yes, I heard someone calling my name on the pillow at night, did I say something? Don't make a fuss about a little thing."

"Hey, it's nothing more than what the previous tenants left. This place is so shabby. It's normal to have such problems."

"Speaking of which I saw a little boy playing a ball yesterday."

"Hahaha, kids who sneak in nearby to play, see if someone is coming here."

"I saw a few beauties visiting, but I didn't want to call them, but I guess they lived nearby, and came out in such thin pajamas."

"I also ran into a pair of old men and old ladies staring at me to pay back the money. It's so pitiful. Maybe I was cheated of the money and I'm deranged? But buddy, I don't look like a bad person."

"Hahahaha, you don't look like anyone else."

A group of people laughed and talked about the topic further and further, but Director Ann was about to be pissed off by a group of fools.

It turns out that things have already started. These are all precious shooting materials.

These joking critics, are their eyes on their buttocks or do they have the courage to beat steel hammers?Or simply too stupid to be afraid.

Normal people should have suffered a neurasthenia one after another, but Nima still laughed one by one?

Director Ann was so irritated by the stupid gang, but he was also refreshed, knowing that from now on, he has to pay attention to the movements of every layer.

The result did not disappoint him. At three o'clock that night, a scream came from the second floor.

An Ji Ling woke up and quickly turned over and got up and put on his pants, because he moved too fast and forgot that his chicken was injured, his painful facial features were distorted and his speed remained unchanged. He rushed into the room of the pervert actor on the second floor while carrying the camera.

Originally, he wanted to install cameras in every room so that he would not miss any shots.

But the old uncle said that this will directly connect with the wronged souls, so we still try to be from the perspective of the bystander, just because the monitoring screen has no texture, so we have to use the least efficient method.

Director An touched the ancestral artifact in his pocket, slowly opened them, and the camera slowly entered.

As a result, he saw a picture that stunned him.

There are female ghosts, five neatly appearing in the satyr's room, but there is no ghastly appearance inside.

On the contrary, a few people gathered in front of a laptop and laughed at the video that was playing, a scene where people and ghosts were harmonious.

The most important thing is, why does he hear the sound of the video coming from the notebook so familiar?

With a shock in his heart, Director An suddenly hurt his back. He looked back and saw that it was his tigress, and other people also came down.

The tigress looked ugly and said, "What the hell are you running outside the man's room in the middle of the night to take pictures?"

He opened the door without waiting for him to explain, and saw that it was a young man in the crew with several beautiful women sitting around, and he didn't know where the hook was.

He turned around and sneered at Director Ann: "Oh~~, what do I say, I can't wait to come out with my butt in the middle of the night. Is co-authoring envy?"

When he said, he was going to pull him home: "Go back to the house, you can count on the bull dung for the good things of young people."

But before I left, I heard a beautiful woman pointing at Director Ann and said, "Hey, he is the one in the video?"

"Yes, it's him, look at that bald head."

"Oh, it's so perverted, I actually shoot other men peeing."

"Also encourage others to sexually harass men, the harasser is still an old man."

"I just came out by buying adult props and shooting into the game."

"Tsk tusk tusk, play or you adults will play."

Director Ann knows what these five women are and fears, but Director Ann’s wife doesn’t know.

When she heard the words, she jumped into the house, opened the five female ghosts and snatched the notebook over, and then saw the unsightly pictures taken by the surnamed Ann, and even got a fat beating.

Director An’s wife pointed at him: "You, you fucking, my old lady thought you were just lustful, but it was okay?"

"My mother fucked with you, how can my son have a father like you? How can you make him look up and be a man in the future?"

Director An was beaten up by his wife, and he was in a daze as if he saw blood coming out of a few female ghosts, making him scream and crawl to escape the house.

But her wife grabbed her legs and pulled her back.

Five female ghosts came around: "This gentleman? Do we look so scary? Why do you want to run away like a ghost?"

Their voices are sweet, full of vitality and vigor. If they are alive, Director An will definitely drool at them.

But at the corner of his wife's blind spot, the wounds on the heads or necks of several people cracked every inch, revealing terrifying wounds.

The smiling face also became eerie and strange.

"Yeah, what are you running? You dare to harass sexually, but now you feel ashamed?"

Director An hurriedly said: "No, no, I haven't harassed a woman."

The five female ghosts sneered: "Don't forget the man?"

"Have you ever thought that the old man and the strong man in the toilet may be shadowed now?"