Master Swindler

Director Ann never expected that the brains of a few female ghosts would be so confusing.

In order to make the movie, he has carefully designed characters and behavior patterns to ensure that the grievances of the ghosts are stimulated.

But I didn't expect that after being disrupted by the idiot actors, not only the shooting material could not be used as simple as that.

These special female ghosts are still supporters of equal rights for men and women?

What is meant by men not being sexual harassment?What does it mean to consider the psychological shadow of the old man and the big man?Co-author, you have a high consciousness of being a ghost?

Director An was frightened and scared in his heart, and couldn't help cursing at the satyr player: "It's him, it's this turtle bear stuff. I'm just a photographer. I'm only responsible for recording. I really don't know anything? "

The pervert player stopped doing it: "Hey, why do you want to shirk responsibility? Earlier, you asked people to buy things for a squat and you pushed them to employees, but now you want to push them to employees."

He said to a few female ghosts and Director Ann's wife: "Say okay first, I am also helpless."

"This grandson asked me to harass a woman and go to the subway to take pictures of the bottom of my skirt. I wonder if it's illegal? But he gave me the order to die. Just get out."

"Life is compelled. It's not easy to eat food these days, so I have to do it, but even though I am poor, I have to stick to my moral bottom line, right?"

"Fortunately, it is not against the law to harass men. At most, when you encounter violent buddies, you will get sucked, but this is better than bullying a girl? As a result, I thought of the best of both worlds. The director was not happy, so I kept coming back. If I scold me for having no eggs, I'm surprised. I'm all perverted by perverts. Is there a difference between my sex and a woman?"

Director Ann was half-deadly frightened when he heard the other party shake everything out.

Sure enough, the female ghosts heard the words, their voices were no longer the gentle breeze and drizzle, they became gloomy and sharp, and the temperature around them dropped suddenly—

"Oh? Harassing women?"

"A candid photo of the bottom of the skirt?"

"Following?"

Director An was dizzy, and he clearly saw these female ghosts smile more and more weird, the corners of their mouths were cracked behind the roots of the ears, and the sharp teeth seemed to bounce back at any time and bite a piece of his flesh.

The most frightening thing is that his wife doesn't know anything about it, and she even fights with him after hearing the words of the pervert actor.Others stood around watching the show, the whole space was very strange.

Obviously there are so many people, but it is as if he is aware of the danger alone, and the fear of being lonely without a sense of identity with extreme emotions makes people crazy.

Director An yelled in horror, and broke free of his wife and grabbed the door.

Lu Qingjia motioned to other players to pick up the camera. The climax of the movie was being staged. How could it be missed?

Director Ann escaped from the five female ghost's room, and he was relieved.

He quickly took out what was in his trouser pocket, it was a snuff bottle with complicated spells, it looked like it was some years old.

This is one of the few things uploaded by his mother's family ancestors. Because it was passed down from male to female, it was kept by his old uncle before. This time, it was loaned to him for defense.

The old uncle said that with this thing, he can't say 100% to avoid the ghost, at least his life is safe.

Director Ann held the snuff bottle and felt a little relieved.

Then he heard the sound of a ball coming from the end of the corridor.

"It's okay? It's just to see a child playing a ball in the corridor. Maybe the children of the surrounding residents' homes, I saw someone sneaking in here to play."

Director Ann suddenly remembered the words said by the fools of the crew during the day.

It's midnight now, even if it's a kid sneaking in nearby, how could this spot still be there?

Director An knew what it was, but couldn't help turning his head.

I saw a few-year-old boy with a small ball in his hand, taking pictures for himself in the hallway.

Director An was actually relieved, and finally did not let him see the horror picture of a headless child holding his head.

He didn't dare to talk to the other party, he just froze in place, waiting for the other party to leave silently.

But things backfired, and his wife and others also came out of the pervert actor's room.

Looking at the child, the director's wife was thinking about his son who is about the same in his family, and she smiled and said, "Thank you? Which house do you live in? Don't go back to bed so late? Don't play, be careful while your mother smokes you."

The little boy looks up, looks good, and has round and wet eyes. Director Ann’s wife is rare when he sees it, but unfortunately there is no sugar on him, otherwise he will give one: "This girl is really white and tender. My aunt will steam you tomorrow morning. Eat cake."

The child's eyes lit up when he heard the food, and he was obviously greedy, and then showed a frustrated expression: "I'm waiting for my father."

"What's wrong with your father? Don't worry, your lord will come back by himself. You go to sleep first."

The child shook his head: "Dad went to gamble, took all the money in the family, and said that he was going to make money."

The director’s wife scolded as soon as she heard it: “The gambler who commits sin is not counted as dying by himself. He is dragging the whole family. Whoever followed him is really bad luck with his mother and child.”

Then the child said: "My dad hadn't gambled for a long time. He was seduced by an uncle."

"Who?" The director's wife subconsciously said, "Persuade people to go back to gambling and thundering."

Then I saw the child pointing at his man and saying, "He, he took the uncle who lives in our room to gamble for a day and night, and when he came back, his uncle also played cards every day, so my father went to gamble again."

The director's wife just felt unable to lift her head in front of the bright eyes of the child.

She turned around slowly like a crocodile charged up, grabbed Director Ann’s ears and tore it up: "You mother, I shouldn't raise money to make you break the movie."

"You filmed your mom's movie? It turned out to be full of all kinds of poisons? A family finally got better. You did a fucking thunderstorm, do you know?"

Director An is more suspicious of life, why, why did the end point come back to him?

If the gambler is so addicted and he goes back to play cards, he should be the one to find?Why point to yourself?

Director An endured the pain in his ears, and quickly explained: "I have said that the theme of my movie is to shoot small people laughing and cursing. I don't interfere much. How can I blame me?"

Then the misfortunes drew, referring to Lu Qingjia: "He, the money he paid, otherwise do you think our poor crew can get enough money to sit at the gaming table for a day and a night?"

"It's all because the funds he gave are too sufficient."

Director Ann’s wife burst into anger when he heard that, “It’s wrong for the co-author to fund you to make a movie? Where the hell did you come from? An ugly thing with a bald nose, and there are people who are trying to pay for it. Are you going to eat, drink and gamble? I'm pooh!"

While cursing, a woman who watched as the delicate woman came out, pulled the child away, and smiled tiredly at Director Ann's wife——

"Forget it, don't blame him, it's that my family is not up to the point of learning. Don't fight, go to bed so late."

This bitter owner said so, and Director Ann’s wife felt that she could not lift her head even more, and her hands became heavier.

The pain that was pinched on the flesh again and again, it was almost like Ling Chi.

The key point is that Director Ann was injured, painful and inconvenient to move, and when he tried to fight back, he fell into the wind, and even evoked a beating.

In the middle of the night, I was finally dragged back by a dead dog. At the beginning of the next morning, Director An came out with vented air and looked so pitiful.

He looked at everyone bitterly: "Don't you fucking think it's wrong?"

The player who spoke first was the gambler, and he looked repentant: "Oh! I didn't expect it. I just finished the task and dared to gamble for a few days. As a result, it caused people to come back to their old habits and made my wife and children so sad. ——What's wrong with me? Isn't this harmful?"

The pervert player also followed: "I just told you to make a movie and then make a movie, don't play the legal edge ball, you don't listen, is it all right?"

"Haha! What am I talking about? Fortunately, we are clever. We can think of the balance between law breaking and movie effects. Otherwise, sooner or later we will be dragged down by this grandson, and you still think I can't hear you."

Director Ann finally collapsed: "Then what the hell is wrong! Did you tell you this?"

"How many people from our entire crew do not know how to count? The sudden additions in the middle of the night can be used for two mahjong tables, and the strange movement that happened a few days ago. You are fucking pigs. Haven't you thought about the origin of the stuff?"

"I thought about it!" Lu Qingjia was indifferent and simple.

He smiled at the Virgin: "But in this world, don't get too involved in everything. After so many days, we don’t feel malicious. We are all very easy to get along with. So what do they care about? What about?"

"Originally, this apartment was big enough. The ten or so of us lived in the eerie area. It's fine now. More people come out to chat occasionally, and everyone is not so scared."

Director An collapsed, clutching his head and shouting, "Is there a problem with your damn brain?"

"You live in a gloomy place with few people, so pull a few ghosts out to join in the fun, it's not scary? You all have a fucking head, right?"

He pointed at a few people, especially the satyr and thief players and said, "Oh, I should have noticed it, you fools are simply mentally ill, different from ordinary people."

"Will ordinary people be so obedient? Will they make things like this?"

"Then it's a fucking ghost, it's a ghost, the ghost who may pinch your neck at any time and send you on the road, some of your mother's fools Wori give me the response I should have?"

How else would his movie be made?

However, everyone on the set was unhappy after hearing what he said.

A female player said: "No, what about a person like you? Racial discrimination and geographical discrimination are not enough for you to dance. Now species discrimination is all the same? People have provoke you, and you want to avoid you like a snake?"

Director An trembles: "Snake? Snake, its mother can have ghosts and scares? Is it Lao Tzu's problem or you guys?"

The female player quickly rubbed her arms: "Don't you mention it, okay? I'm most afraid of those insects, snakes and rats."

Director An: "..."

The pervert player said: "Eh, what are you doing? You're polite with you, and you still slap your nose on your face? Why do you compare Xiaoyu to them with snakes and scorpions?"

"How many beautiful girls are there? You are kind and nice to talk to people, you are the goddess, you are a bald and blessed bacon clapper, where are the qualifications to point to others?"

"Oh, you still dislike it? Are you worthy? People can't get out of this ruined place now, or else they are outside. If you look at such a beautiful girl more, you are making indecent eyes."

Director Ann couldn't believe it: "Are you fucking crazy? Ghosts can eat it?"

"Bah! Don't ruin the reputation of other girls!" The pervert player yelled, and then a blush flashed across his face: "It's not that far yet."

Director Ann trembled, feeling that he was the simplest and most innocent one with more than a dozen people in the larger crew?

He turned his head with the last glimmer of hope and looked at Lu Qingjia: "You, don't you—"

Lu Qingjia looked bright and majestic: "Who do you think of me? How come I will never hit the idea of ​​five single girls? Have you forgotten my sexuality?"

Ah yes, Xiao Bai Lian is a base, and it's really not so brutal that she is confused by a female ghost.

When I thought about it, I heard the other person say: "Of course I just feel that gambling ghosts are not doing their jobs properly, and I have pity for my wife and children."

"That counts as a sin caused by our crew. Now that this is the case, it is of course my duty to take care of other people's wives and children."

"Fortunately, Xiaohao is obedient, now he can call him father."

Director An almost choked off his brain as a snot, and looked at Lu Qingjia with a numb scalp.

This thing is really not the most abnormal, only more abnormal.

Wait, no, Xiao Bailian dared to snatch someone's wife, why is she still alive now?

Director Ann quickly asked why this was.

He listened to the other party to explain: "He asked me to bet, and if he lost the bet, he lost his wife and children to me. Is there any face to confess to the bet to settle me?"

"Damn, you—" The director's voice trembled: "When is this the fuck? Why don't you tell me?"

"And they are ghosts asking you to bet? How dare you?"

"There's nothing to dare, but it's just that the bet is a little big. Director, don't look at me like this. The skillful eyes and the gambling luck are all good. When I saw that gambler, it was the kind of thinking about going up to the sky one step at a time. A fool who likes to set things up is taken advantage of, what's not to bet against such a guy?"

Lu Qingjia was talking, but the director who was standing opposite him looked more and more ugly, and there was more horror in it.

"Hey, you, behind you—" Director Ann reminded.

Because in the corridor behind Lu Qingjia, a man with two dice in his hands suddenly appeared, looking at this side with resentful eyes, as if a sharp knife hit people's fear directly.

It's big day outside now, can these ghosts come out?

Director An was frightened and frightened. Seeing Xiao Bai Lian still talking badly about others, he did not dare to remind him, for fear that he would be angered and the ghost would be destroyed.

It may be that his expression was too horrified, and Xiao Bailian also found an abnormality.

But the next operation is completely beyond the cognition of Director An.

In the meantime, Xiao Bai Lian looked back at the gambler, and did not respond to the grievances of the others, and then he turned around and randomly copied an orange from the table and threw it over.

"Don't stand in the corridor and get in the way, roll the corner and eat the oranges."

It's like sending a dog with bones.

It turned out that the dog-Bah!The gambler really picked up the orange, and the next second his face was full of flattering and flattering. How could there be the momentum of staring here?

Shrinking his shoulders, he smiled and said, "No, brother, I heard you mention my name, come out and see if there is anything useful, it's fine, it's okay, I squatted to the side."

Lu Qingjia nodded impatiently, then looked back at Director An: "By the way, where did we just say?"

Director Ann was stunned. How the hell did you perform such a magical operation and continue the trivial topic casually?

The point?Where is the point?

He sucked in a cold breath: "Gang, what happened to it?"

Lu Qingjia looked back at the gambling ghost, and the gambling ghost showed a pleasing smile, and Director An's eyes were staring.

Then I heard Lu Qingjia say: "His wife and children have all lost to me, of course, it's the dog where I mean to fight."

"Any questions?"

"No problem?" the director shrieked.

"But the general gangsters are unable to repay the debts they owe at the casino. Apart from selling their organs, they can also help the debtor to repay the debts?"

"I didn't want his life, it is already the gentlest way."

Do you have to thank you for co-authoring?

Director An's eyes turned black and he faltered out of the apartment building.

Looking back at the place where he was holding his ambitions, he only felt that the development of things was not as fast as he wanted, and for a while he didn't know where to go.

Director Ann felt that he had to calm down and think carefully about how to proceed with the movie under the current situation.

Just after breakfast, the tigress went out to buy groceries. Others heard him say that they had no work today. They also went back to the room to play with their mobile phones, and went out to go shopping.

Director An lay on his bed, staring at the ceiling blankly.

Looking at it, I felt like I was knocked on the head.

He had limited funds at the time, and of course he was not particular about the bed he placed in his room. It was an ordinary canopy bed without a soft headboard, with the top of his head against the wall.

At this moment the head is knocked on the wall.

Director An turned over and glanced at the wall behind him, the yellow paint surface, with a dark yellow shadow, the stranger he looked.

It was like a grimace that roughly printed the facial features on it, and the facial features were even moving.

"Ah—" Director Ann took a step back in fright, suddenly remembering the hallucinations he saw when he entered the house yesterday.

"Who? Who is scaring me?" So many ghosts in the apartment have appeared, and it seems that they are not offensive to the crew so far.

But Director Ann thought of an old couple, maybe they were playing a ghost.

But then he would cry again, why didn't these ghosts look for the corresponding actors?Is it possible that when Xiao Bailian really made money for the old immortal, the ghosts are all greedy?

Director Ann didn't dare to stay in the house anymore, and hurriedly went out to the sun.

The sun was just right in the morning, but Director Ke An met someone who was absolutely unexpected here.

"Qianzi, why are you here?" Director An couldn't say anything.

Old man Li’s son, Director Ann’s cousin, is now with a gorgeously dressed woman, and he smiles when he sees him saying hello: "Cousin, are you really here to make a movie in this bad place? Sister-in-law is here too."

Talking wretchedly, he came over: "Tigress is in charge, you are afraid that you can't get anything cheap in the crew?"

Director An turned pale with fright: "What the hell are you doing here? Didn't my uncle tell you not to set foot here forever?"

Li Qiang said nonchalantly: "Don't worry, don't worry, if I don't go in, I'll come with Lili to get something."

"Furthermore, hasn't my dad levelled the matter out? It's okay for you to make such a big move."

Director Ann knew this guy was stupid, but he didn't expect to be so bold.

He hasn't gotten stupid yet. If what happened before could say that there were many idiots in the crew and the grievances in the building affected his fortune, then now it seems that it would be too coincidental.

Director Ann looked at the woman warily: "What are you coming over to get? I remember you have moved out for almost a year. I don't believe you have anything worth taking a trip."

The woman blew her red nails and rolled her eyes indifferently and said, "Before I moved, I caused some trouble, and the inconvenient money was hidden here. Now that the limelight has passed, I naturally came back to take it."

This reason is actually reasonable. This woman is profane, and there are many men who follow her. Most of the income sources are the same. If you get involved in something, it will be normal to run away.

Director An is already very skeptical, and doesn't believe in such a coincidence at all.

But Li Qiang also said, "Didn’t Lili have been with Brother Xiao for a while? I heard about this. Brother Xiao had a mistake for a while, and he went in for a while, and he lost a lot of money. money."

"Part of it is in Lili's hands. Recently, Brother Xiao was smashed to death by a wine bottle after drinking and fighting with others. Can you use the money with peace of mind?"

Director An continued to ask: "Then why are you looking for a strong son? You have so many concubines, you can't find one in the local area?"

The woman was upset: "Who are you trying to interrogate a prisoner. When will the old lady want a man to be found? It was the strong son who took the initiative to fix it with me."

Li Qiang also accidentally received Lili's WeChat friend addition application a few days ago, saying that he wanted to change her mobile phone number, and send a group message to let people he knew add it again.

Then the two chatted together, who are they?It didn't take long for it to be ambiguous.

Naturally, Li Qiang would not make a woman feel uncomfortable about this kind of thing, and said: "Yes, yes, I can't forget Lili after so long, so I beg her to make peace with me."

Then he said: "Lili, you go get things first. My cousin and I are waiting for you outside."

The woman pouted and complained and entered the apartment building and went straight to the room she lived in.

The two people waiting outside would never expect that after the room was opened, there was already a person sitting inside.

Lili smiled when she saw the man: "According to your instructions, the man has been brought."

Lu Qingjia took a black dictionary-sized bag in her hand and threw the bag to the woman. The woman was staggered.

But the tamped weight in his hand made the opponent smile.

Lu Qingjia said: "Well, thank you! The cooperation is very pleasant."

Lili cast a wink at: "Handsome man, remember to find me again in the future if there is such a good thing."

Without expecting a response from the other party, he left the apartment.

The two people thought she was going in for a long time, but they came out in such a short time. They were all surprised.

"Why are you so fast?" Director Ann asked.

The woman ignored him, but patted Qiangzi on the shoulder: "I'm leaving."

Seeing the swollen bag in her hand, Li Qiang smiled and said, "Hey, go and go, let's go."

"My dear, where shall we go to celebrate tonight? I saw a watch before—"

With this beep, I saw the woman turning around, looking at him like a fool: "I said, I'm leaving."

"I didn't say let you go with me, don't blame my sisters, after all, they are entrusted by others."

Seeing that Li Qiang's whole body was stiff, Lili added: "I haven't understood yet, someone wants to see you. People have paid such a big price, I think they want to talk to you about major events, you should listen to it."

After finishing talking, Lili stepped on her high heels, twisted her hips and hummed and left.

But Director An and Li Qiang who stayed where they were, it was an air of cold air that hit the sky.

What does she mean?Someone deliberately paid a big price to attract him?Who would want to ask him here?Isn't it already blocked by his father?

Seeing that the situation was wrong, Li Qiang immediately wanted to run, but the surrounding scenery suddenly changed.

The four positions on the front, rear, left, and right are like mirrors, all of which are exactly the same buildings, that is, the apartment building has no exit at all, and other residential buildings in the laneway disappeared.

They wanted to get out of the gap between the buildings, but they couldn't get there.

At this time, the sky gradually darkened, and the windows of every house in the building looked like the mouth of a dark beast.

Suddenly the window of a room on the fifth floor lit up, and five figures in white pajamas stood there, and the lights on the other floors that had been arranged by the security director, which was the dead room, lit up one by one.

Those wronged souls stood at the window, looked at the two condescendingly, and then smiled coldly at the same time and waved at them.

As if saying: "Quick—come—"