May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 "Hey, get up."

　　 With the sense of disharmony on his face and Yue Yong's voice, Jiang Cheng quietly opened his eyes. But in the next moment, Jiang Cheng's face went dark, and the blue veins jumped on his face...

　　 I saw Yue Yong's shoes unbiasedly stepping on his cheeks.

　　 "I really killed you, if I dare to do this next time." Jiang Chengpi said with a smile.

"Ah, don't worry, next time you stay in bed, I will use a more convenient method to wake you up." Yue Yong moved her feet away and said casually, and then took out a few cold light from her arms. Kuwu, looking at Jiang Cheng hypocritically.

"Is that a convenient way? Do you really want to wake me up? Don't you really want to keep my eyes open forever?" Jiang Cheng vomited expressionlessly, "I don't need that kind of thing at all. ! All you need is a simple alarm clock!"

　　 "Roar? Really?" Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng contemptuously, then stepped aside two steps, revealing the dead body of an alarm clock on the ground.

　　 "What's the matter with this? You stepped on it?" Jiang Cheng asked in confusion.

　　 Yue Yong curled the corners of his lips, and after sending him a haha, he turned his head and walked out of Jiang Cheng's room without looking back.

　　Ps: Jiang Cheng has a passive skill, which can always accurately destroy the alarm clock that has just sounded in his sleep.

　　 ps of ps: Counting today's one, there are already a hundred.

　　……

On the table.

"What is this?" Jiang Cheng looked at the white rice and eggs in front of him and fell into Chen Si. After a full ten seconds, Jiang Chengcai looked at the sun wheel on the side, "Is this any new punishment? "

　　 "Isn't it good to eat this once in a while?" Hinawa said with a smile.

　　 "Why is it bibimbap with raw eggs?! I can't stand the smell of raw eggs anymore! This is simply dark cuisine!" Jiang Cheng said with a speechless expression.

　　 Then, Jiang Cheng watched as Yueyong skillfully beats the eggs into the rice and poured soy sauce into Yueyong. Looking at the rice grains covered with egg liquid, Jiang Cheng only felt nauseous.

　　 "What are you talking about? This is the most traditional Japanese cuisine." Hinawa explained with a smile.

　　 "It should be traditional dark dishes, right!" Jiang Cheng retorted, and then sighed slightly, "Forget it, let's have some bread today, thank you for the hospitality."

　　 After speaking, Jiang Cheng got up and returned to his room.

"It seems that Jiang Chengsang doesn't like bibimbap with raw eggs." Hilawa murmured, "But it's really like a child. I don't like what I don't like. I still have this kind of free and easy personality. like."

　　 Yueyong didn't speak from beginning to end, just glanced at Jiang Cheng's back when he left.

　　……

"Really, why do you want to eat that kind of food in the morning?" Jiang Cheng sat in front of the computer, muttering to himself with an unhappy expression: "I can't even eat bread when I see that kind of thing! Why is there such a dish of raw egg bibimbap? Is it because you haven't mastered how to use fire when you created this dish?"

　　 "Forget it, just wait until noon." As he said, Jiang Cheng turned on the computer, his eyes full of energy, "There is still the most important adventure waiting for me right now!"

　　 But just after finishing talking, Jiang Chengcheng suddenly felt a vibration of the phone in his arms.

　　 Jiang Cheng took out his phone and stared at it, "It turns out to be the message from Kagura-chan."

　　 [Got a new eggbeater Aru today! So happy! Attachment: jpg]

"Almost forgot, Kagura sauce also likes raw egg bibimbap." Jiang Cheng muttered, and then opened the attached picture, but at this point, Jiang Cheng was stunned for an instant, it was not a fight at all. Eggs! It's the head of a girl with green hair! !

　　In an instant, Jiang Cheng edited a message with extremely fast speed and sent it out: [Throw it away! Faster! 】

　　 Then, Jiang Cheng got up directly, regardless of the game, and rushed out of the room door instantly, but just ran out of the room door and bumped into Yue Yong in the corridor.

　　 "What are you doing in a panic?" Yue Yong said with a look of disgust.

　　 "Contact the best lawyer!" Jiang Cheng said solemnly, and then rushed out again.

　　 "What are you talking about, that idiot..."

　　……

　　 At the same time, the house of everything.

　　 At this time, Gintoki was sleeping soundly in his room, but suddenly, Gintoki seemed to hear a voice with a sense of contradiction, which seemed to be a familiar bgm.

　　Ginshi tried hard to open his eyes, and the first thing that caught his eye was Kagura with a microphone and sunglasses.

　　 "Dolulululu, dolulululu, dolulu~dululululu, dolulululu, dolululu~"

　　 "What are you doing?! You bastard!" Gintoki directly sat up and pinched Kagura's mouth.

　　 "Good morning, did you cut your hair?" Kagura deliberately lowered his voice while holding the microphone.

　　 (ps: Kagura introduces the host of the story in the opening chapter of Cos World Wonder Story. World Wonder Story, a program dedicated to telling strange stories.)

　　 "Cut your sister! What irritating things do you guys do when others are asleep!" Yin Shizuo cursed with a burst of blood.

　　……

　　 Breakfast time at Wanshiwu.

　　 "Really, it's no wonder you have nightmares~" Yin Shi sat on the sofa and said complainingly, and then smashed a raw egg into the bowl.

　　 "I started!" Kagura, who was sitting across from Gintoki, clapped his hands, and then looked at Gintoki who was on the opposite side.

　　 "Just cut off the head or something." Gintoki said casually, and at the same time poured a little soy sauce into his bowl and began to stir. "Forget it, let's not talk about it, what you dream of when you sleep and when you are awake, you can't talk to others. If you say it, you will end up being laughed at."

　　 "Is it the head on the garbage dump, Aru?" Kagura asked casually.

　　 "Hey? Why do you know?" Gintoki put down the bowl in his hand and looked at Kagura with confusion.

　　 "You talked about Aru in a dream," Kagura replied casually, playing with the egg in his hand, "Why do you still have that kind of dream that a child can dream of when you are all ages?"

　　 "Don't tell Shin Baji, I'll give you three hundred yuan." Gin Shiki replied, "but then, there is no memory before going to bed. What did I do last night?"

"Go to the **** dump and pick up the jump," Kagura replied, knocking the egg in his hand on a hard object on the table a few times. "After waiting for a while, I won't see you back and I will take a look. Then I found you asleep on the garbage dump."

　　 Looking at the slightly familiar hard object, Yin Shi wiped his eyes several times, and then tremblingly pointed to the hard object that had just been knocked on the table by the egg, and said, "Kagura sauce, what is that?"

　　 "This," Kagura instantly picked up the hard object, or the head of a girl, and introduced with joy: "Eggbeater Aru! I found it yesterday!"

"No, no, no, no, no!" Yin Shi stood up instantly and retorted loudly with a black face, "That's not an eggbeater at all! This is the head of yesterday! Didn't you say it was a dream?! Why do you appear here again?! You fool!!"

　　 "It's not a human head, it's the eggbeater Aru." Kagura said seriously.

　　 "What have you been talking about since just now! You stinky girl!" Gin Shizuo Xingzi flew straight, cursing loudly, "What the **** is an eggbeater! There is no such thing!"

After listening, Kagura put the human head on the table again, and then again picked up an egg and placed it in front of him, explaining with a serious expression: "Eggs always make people want to use their heads. Come break it, but it's very troublesome like this..."

　　 Talking, Kagura looked at the head of the person aside, and his tone changed: "But! If there is this..."

　　 Looking at Kagura who knocked the egg with that head again, Gin Shiki's whole body was not good: "No! Absolutely not! Put it back quickly! Put it back to its original place!"

　　 "Don't Alu! That's my egg beater! I won't give it to anyone!" Kagura retorted, "And I have already sent a message to Mommy Alu! Mommy has agreed!"

　　 Talking, Kagura directly picked up his communicator, Jiang Hua replied: [I didn’t expect there to be such a convenient thing~]

　　 "Your family is abnormal!" Yin Shizuo wailed, "Quickly throw it out! This is not something that should have appeared in our house!"

　　 "Men are all the same," Kagura said disdainfully, holding his hands in disdain, "Sin-chan and my uncle are basically exactly the same! But what Mommy said, what a man said is unbelievable Aru."

　　 "It's not a thing at all!" Yin Shi frantically said.

But I just finished complaining about ~www.readwn.com~ Yin Shi suddenly heard the sound of footsteps, "What's the matter? Wouldn't it be the police?! What are you doing, Kagura? !"

　　 In the next second, the door of the House of All Things was kicked open directly, accompanied by Jiang Cheng's furious voice: "Yin Shi! I put the cutest niece in your house, did you teach her this way?!"

With that said, Jiang Cheng rushed in instantly, kicked Yin Shi, and then cursed: "At least teach her common sense! How did you instill the common sense that egg beaters are human heads!" "

　　 "I don't know!" Gin Shizie exclaimed loudly as she got up, "Who knows where she learned the common sense! I don't know anything at all!"

"Kagura-chan, it's okay." Jiang Cheng turned his head and said to Kagura, "I have asked Yueyue to contact the best lawyer. When the police asked, all the responsibility was transferred to this natural roll. That's it!"

　　 "What the **** are you talking about!" Gin Shizuo cursed, "I didn't do anything at all! Responsibility? What responsibility? Is it the responsibility to water your head?!"

　　 "What about that head?" Jiang Cheng asked in doubt, "At this time, the corpse should be destroyed!"

　　 "It makes sense." Yin Shi nodded with his chin supported.

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