May Be the Fake Gintama

　 "You are deciding what to do for yourself!" Kagura scolded, "That is my most precious eggbeater! I won't give it to anyone!"

　　 "There is no such thing!" Gin Shiki cursed, and then his tone changed, "It's a big deal that I will be your egg beater from tomorrow!"

　　 "No, it's so stinking." Kagura refused decisively.

　　 "There must be a limit to willfulness!" Gintoki exclaimed, "I can't explain that kind of thing when the neighbor sees it!"

　　 Just when Yin Shi and Kagura started quarreling again, Jiang Cheng found the head on the ground on the side.

　　 "Yo Xi, I found it. Leave the next thing to me!" Jiang Cheng twisted his neck and said eagerly.

　　 "Then please!" Gin Shiki shouted.

　　 "Oh, it's good," Jiang Cheng stood in front of the head and took a shot. Then he kicked it out, "Look at my...fire shot!!!"

　　 "Hey? What's the matter? Why didn't you kick?" Jiang Cheng looked at the head still on the ground and wondered.

　　 "Go away, let me come!" Yin Shi directly pushed Jiang Cheng away, and then put on a shooting posture, "Look at me... Liyun shoots!"

　　 "What's the matter? Why didn't you hit it?" Gintoki murmured while looking at the head still on the ground.

"Let me come, I just revisited the captain football player two days ago," Jiang Cheng pushed away Yinshi again, and once again put on a shooting posture, "Look at my Leiju shooting! !... Hey? What's the matter? Why didn't you shoot again?"

　　 "Get out of the way! Let me do it! Look at my razor shot ah ah ah ah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? What's the matter? Why didn't I shoot?"

"It seems that you are still far away, let me come!" Jiang Cheng pushed Yinshi again, "seeing my reactionary action! Please! Dragon God!! Hey? What's the matter? Why didn't you hit it again?"

　　 "Enough! Let me come!" Yin Shi pushed Jiang Cheng away again, "Look at my gliding curve and shoot! Please! Space Wing!!"

ten minutes later……

　　 Jiang Cheng and Gintoki lay on the ground panting.

　　 "I have tried hundreds of shots, what is going on? Why is it that I missed the kick!" Jiang Cheng said breathlessly.

"Maybe because we think football is too simple." Yin Shig replied out of breath, but just after speaking, Yin Shi suddenly saw the human head on the ground and secretly opened his eyes, but when he saw himself He closed his eyes fiercely.

　　 Yin Shi rubbed his eyes, turned his head mechanically, and said to Jiang Cheng who was on the side: "That... the head of that person just blinked..."

"Huh? Stop talking stupid, it's just a dead head, how can you blink?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand and said casually, then stood up again, "Yo Xi, this time I definitely kicked you. !"

　　 Then, Jiang Cheng raised his right leg again, "This time I'm going to be serious!"

　　 As he said, Jiang Cheng threw out his right leg heavily, but the same as the previous few times, Jiang Cheng still didn't feel the feeling of kicking the entity.

　　 "Hey? It's really strange, why can't I always kick..." Jiang Cheng murmured, but suddenly, Jiang Cheng found that the head on the ground was gone...

　　 "Did you hit this time?!" Jiang Cheng turned his head and said in surprise.

　　 "Kicked you in the head!" Gin Shizuku scolded, hiding behind the sofa, "Will you show me what is wrapped around your legs!"

"Hey? On the leg? What's the meaning..." Jiang Cheng's voice stopped abruptly, and saw that the hair of the head just now was firmly entangled with his calf, and the whole head was tightly attached to his calf. Above, the most terrifying thing is that the human head opened his eyes and stared straight at himself!

　　 "What the **** is this ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

　　……

　　 "Hey, Yin Shi, help me." Jiang Cheng said to Yin Shi who was hiding behind the sofa, "In this situation, only you can save me! You can't get rid of it at all!"

　　 "Uncle..." Kagura was about to say something, but suddenly Yin Shi's mouth was covered.

　　 "There is no way to save! In this case, sacrificing a person is the limit!" Gin Shizuo said solemnly, "That head is the legendary resentful spirit! The only consequence of being entangled in her is death!"

"What are you talking nonsense over there!" Jiang Cheng scolded, and then looked at the head again, with a cold sweat on his face and said with a cold, sweaty smile: "That... can you please get off my lap... I I will never do anything rude again! I will definitely give you a magnificent funeral! Please!"

　　 But no matter how Jiang Cheng prayed, the head didn't respond, and it still stared straight at Jiang Cheng.

"Please! Don't look at me with that kind of eyes!" Jiang Cheng was about to collapse. "You will invite stars you like at the funeral! Absolutely! For the sake of these faces, please hurry up Become a Buddha! But then, do you have a favorite star? Don't be shy! Say it! As long as you say it, I will definitely help you realize your wish!"

　　 "Sylvester Stallone."

"Really speaking!" Jiang Cheng was even worse, turning his head and spitting out at Yin Shi who was hiding behind the sofa, "Hey! Did you hear that?! She really spoke! It's really difficult. Believe it! She actually likes Stallone! Hey! Silver Shi! Please! Please bring Stallone here!"

　　 "What a joke! Where are you going to ask for Stallone now! The first blood?!" Gintoki cursed, "It's so strange to talk about hobbies! How come there are girls who like Stallone!"

　　 Just when Jiang Cheng was about to despair, suddenly two people were talking and laughing at the door of the house of everything.

　　 Xinbaji and Yueyong walked up the stairs downstairs from Wanshi House side by side.

　　 "Miss Yueyong came to see Jiang Chengsang?" Xin Baji asked with a smile at Yueyong on the side.

　　 "Well, I'm a little bit concerned. Why did you tell me to find a lawyer..." Yueyong replied.

　　 At this time, the two came to the door of the House of All Things, and the door of the House of All Things, which had been in ruins, was immediately visible.

　　 "What the **** is going on... How many times has the entrance of the House of Everything been destroyed..." Xin Bajia vomited expressionlessly.

　　 "Yueyue!! Help me! Go and bring Stallone here!!" Jiang Xiangxiang was looking at the life-saving straw, and shouted at Yueyong who was standing outside the house of everything.

　　 "Lawyer first, then Stallone, what are you thinking about?" Yue Yong sipped disdainfully, and then stepped into the door of the House of Everything, but after Yue Yong saw Jiang Cheng clearly...

　　 "Help me! This resentful spirit likes Stallone! In order for her to become a Buddha, Stallone can only be invited over!" Jiang Cheng begged.

　　 Yueyue: "..."

"Willing spirit? Jiang Chengsang, what are you talking about?" Xin Ba Hao reinstalled the door and walked in, but after seeing the pendant on Jiang Cheng's leg, his eyes lit up and said: " Isn't this Miss Etsuko?!"

"Miss Yuezi?! Is it your friend?" Jiang Cheng said quickly, "Well, can you ask your friend to leave my legs? I will do it for funerals or something! Please! New Bajajun ! Have a good chat with her!"

　　 "What the **** are you talking about?" Xin Baji was puzzled, and then continued: "This is the very popular robotic housekeeper [Miss Yuezi]!"

　　 Jiang Cheng/Yin Shi: "Hey?"

　　 "That's not it! It's an eggbeater!" Kagura exclaimed.

　　……

　　 "Great, I am finally saved." Jiang Cheng patted his chest and sat on the sofa in the House of All Things, his face full of rejoicing for the rest of his life.

"I really convinced you, Jiang Chengsang," Xin Ba Haw sat on the opposite sofa and smiled while holding Miss Yuetko's head. "But, speaking of it, doesn't Jiang Chengsang particularly like robots? Why is he even the most at the moment? Can't you recognize the hot [Miss Yuezi]?"

　　 "I don't like this kind of robot," Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, "It's a man's romance! Can something like this be called a man's romance? Ha, don't laugh."

　　 But just after finishing speaking, I saw Miss Yuezi in the hands of Xin Ba Ji, who directly spit out a mouthful of oil, which happened to be on Jiang Cheng's face.

　　 "Kill you!" Jiang Cheng exploded in an instant and stood up directly, but in the next second, Yin Shi and Kagura held him tightly.

　　 "Romantic or something..." Xin Baji sat on the sofa and continued with a twisted expression, "Miss Yuezi can do it too..."

　　 Jiang Cheng/Gin Shi/Kagura: "..."

　　 "Hey, this kid is really amazing," Yin Shizuo whispered in Jiang Cheng's ear, "What exactly does he want Miss Etsuko to do? What kind of dirty things is this kid thinking about?"

　　 "I didn't think about those nasty things!" Xin Baji quickly retorted.

　　"It's really disgusting, please don't talk to me for the time being, Aru~www.readwn.com~ Kagura looked at Xinbaji with contempt and said.

　　 "What! Do you know what is the romance of a maid?!" Xin Baji exclaimed with a burst of green veins.

　　 "This...please use it." Yue Yong patted Xin Ba Ji on the shoulder, and took out a few free coupons for [Maid Coffee Shop] from his arms.

　　 "This is..." Xin Baji murmured.

　　 Yueyong nodded, then looked at Jiang Cheng who was aside, and then said, "This is the new shop that this idiot proposed to open in Yoshiwara. Business is pretty good."

　　 "Thank you!" Xin Baji stood up and said loudly, bending his waist to ninety degrees at the same time.

　　 "You are changing too fast too! What about Miss Etsuko?! Didn't you still have a soft spot for Miss Etsuko just now?!" Yin Shi spit out loudly, "You can cry! Miss Etsuko will cry!"

　　 "There are no real robots..." Xin Baji said with a twist...

　　 "Hey, this child... is out of help" Jiang Cheng vomited expressionlessly.