May Be the Fake Gintama

"Well, you two, stop arguing," Xin Ba Haw walked out to make a round, and then looked at Kagura, who was holding the potato chips and crushed the treadmill, stretched out his index finger and shook it, and said earnestly: " Kagura-chan, there is no shortcut to losing weight."

　　 "But..." Kagura frantically stuffed potato chips into his mouth and said vaguely.

　　 "There is no but anymore!" Gintoki couldn't help but exclaimed, "If you want to lose weight, put down the things in your hands!"

　　 Immediately afterwards, Yin Shi sipped impatiently, and then said: "Speaking of this, this is originally your own business, and we have all come here to accompany you. It's troublesome for me, stinky kid."

　　 After finishing, Yin Shi turned around and said, "Hey, New Eight Chi, I'm gone, didn't you turn down today's client?"

　　 "Oh..." Xin Baji hurriedly followed after a reply, and did not forget to turn his head on the way, and shouted at Kagura-chan: "Come on, Kagura-chan!"

　　……

After 　　 Jiang Cheng compensated for the loss of the gym treadmill at the front desk of the gym, he returned to the spot and found Kagura squatting in the corner with a lost face.

　　 At this time, Kagura squatted in the corner of the gym, frantically stuffing snacks into his mouth, while tears were still rolling in his eyes. Around Kagura, a group of great young ladies from the gym gathered. At this time, she was whispering around Kagura, and she kept making mocking sounds.

　　 Jiang Cheng's old father looked at it, is this still worth it? ! He rushed over and pulled Kagura and turned away. But it was a bit embarrassing that it didn't even move... Now, the young ladies around them laughed louder.

　　……

　　 In the barbecue restaurant.

　　 "Kagura sauce, don't be depressed," Jiang Cheng comforted Kagura, who was opposite the seat, "this is your favorite barbecue! Sasa, hurry up and eat!"

　　 "Uncle..." Kagura looked up at Jiang Cheng pitifully, and with his mouth curled, the big tears fell, "Am I never going back to the way I was..."

　　 "Anyway, you can swallow the barbecue in your mouth before talking..."

"Gudong..." After listening, Kagura swallowed the stuffed barbecue in one breath, then sucked his nose, and looked at the little ghosts running and playing on the road outside the window, "I... I also want to be like them...oooooo..."

　　 "Don't cry, don't cry," Jiang Cheng hurriedly comforted, and at the same time pushed the tissue on the table to Kagura, "There will always be a way! My uncle will definitely think of a way to make you like them!"

　　 "Really, Alu?" Kagura raised his head and looked at Jiang Cheng pitifully.

"Of course! You eat first, let me think of a way." Jiang Cheng promised vowedly, and then started thinking mode with his hands closed and his eyes closed, and he kept muttering to himself: "Lose weight... exercise... stream. Sweat...weight loss...exercise...sweat...weight loss...sweat!!! Yes! Just sweat!"

　　 Jiang Cheng Meng opened his eyes and looked at Kagura earnestly, "I see! An easy way to lose weight!"

　　 "Really Aru?!" Kagura said in surprise, and poured the last plate of barbecue into his mouth.

　　 "Give it to my uncle, it's all right!" Jiang Cheng said, patted his chest, then stood up, "Let's go! My uncle will take you to sweat!"

　　 "Oh Si!" After responding, Kagura staggered to his feet.

　　……

　　 Thirty minutes later.

　　 At this time, Kagura was sweaty, and looked at Jiang Cheng in pain.

　　 "I can't do it, Aru...I'm already at the limit, Aru..."

　　 "No!" Jiang Cheng looked at Kagura with a serious face, "How can you give up halfway! There is no shortcut to lose weight!"

　　 "But..." Kagura wanted to say something, but was stared at by Jiang Cheng's eyes and swallowed the second half of the sentence in his stomach.

"I know it's hard work, too," Jiang Cheng sighed, his tone softened, "but I had to do this so that you can lose weight. I'm so sorry, Kagura-chan. Sa, this last piece will be over after eating. Up."

　　 As he said, Jiang Cheng fished out the last piece of beef from the red bottom of the pot full of peppers floating in front of him, and placed it on the plate in front of Kagura.

　　 "At least..." Kagura looked at the beef that was boiled in the same color as chili, and his heart was overshadowed, "At least give me a glass of ice water, Aru..."

　　 "No!" Jiang Cheng shouted solemnly, "These are all methods I thought of to make you sweat and lose weight quickly! You must not rely on things like ice water!"

　　 In the end, Kagura couldn't help Jiang Cheng, but after all he chose to close his eyes and endure the pain and swallow the beef on the plate into his stomach.

　　 Coincidentally, this scene was caught by a certain natural curler and certain glasses who just passed by the shop window.

　　 The next moment, the two directly lifted their feet and kicked the glass and Jiang Cheng away at the same time.

　　 "What the **** are you doing!" Yin Shi pointed to Jiang Cheng who fell on the ground angrily, "Is this what you call weight loss?! Obviously there is no difference from usual!"

"I just think that weight loss requires exercise, and the ultimate goal of exercise is to sweat," Jiang Cheng explained while getting up, "So, if exercise is omitted, then the final equation is: sweating = weight loss! Simple Permutation calculation!"

　　 "Your head should really be cured!" Yin Shizou said anxiously, "How could it be possible to set up that kind of thing! If that's the case, wouldn't it be faster to take her to the steam?"

　　 "Oh!" Jiang Cheng praised, "As expected of Silver, he even thought of this method."

　　 "Shut up, you idiot!" Yin Shi was very angry with the idiot. "That method just won't work!"

"That's right," Xin Ba Hao shrugged, looked at Jiang Cheng and said, "Jiang Cheng Sang wants to help Kagura sauce, although we understand it, but Jiang Chengsang's method is better for Kagura sauce. Losing weight has no effect at all."

"No way!" Jiang Cheng was surprised, "That's the ultimate method I thought of for a long time! If I can succeed in setting up a weight loss company, I can definitely make a lot of money and then redeem myself from Yoshihara. of!"

　　 "How is it possible!" Gintoki cursed, "What else can I do [Redempt myself from Yoshihara]? When did you sell yourself to Yoshihara?!"

　　 "Are you embarrassed to say that?!" Jiang Cheng retorted, "Isn't it because of you that I was mortgaged to Yoshihara?! You a grieving man!"

　　 "Hey! Stop talking!" Yin Shi hurriedly stopped. "What a terrible line is this, everyone around has seen it! Bastard!"

　　 "Dare to do it or not to be?! You bastard!" Jiang Cheng scolded with blank eyes.

　　 Everyone around heard this and began to whisper.

　　 What is it [He is handsome but gay], [It’s a pity], [That natural roll is really too good~] etc...

　　Of course, there are also a few young ladies who are discussing excitedly [Hey, have you heard? That handsome guy seems to be working in a certain shop in Yoshiwara~], [Will you go see it together next time~]?

　　 "Shut up, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

　　 "Well, you two should calm down," Xin Baji finally couldn't stand it anymore, and walked out to persuade him, "The most important thing now is not to let Kagura-chan lose weight, right?"

　　 Jiang Cheng snorted disdainfully, holding his hands and said: "My sweating weight loss method can't be wrong!"

　　 "It's a big mistake at all!" Gin Shizuku retorted with a hand in his hand. "You can't lose a gram of sweat if you don't use sports!"

　　 "Is this..." Jiang Cheng murmured under his chin, and then suddenly thought of something, he held his hand and patted, "I see! How about this?!"

With that said, Jiang Cheng picked up the photo taken of Kagura in the gym and placed it in front of the camera, and then took out the sweaty photo of Kagura eating hot pot just now, combining the two slightly... Kagura sweats. A picture full of movement appeared!

　　 "Next..." Jiang Cheng took a ballpoint pen he didn't know where it changed from and wrote on the photo: [Just like that, a few months have passed...]

　　"Are you coming?!" Yin Shi kicked Jiang Cheng again, "it has no effect at all! What is the structure of your head?!"

　　 "Then you are talking about what you can do!" Jiang Cheng retorted, getting up.

"So didn't you say it all?! If you want to be thin, go for exercise and don't eat!" Gin Shiki shouted, "I've said it several times, bastard! Have you even listened to me?! "

　　 "Can you please stop arguing!" The new eight-jaw heard the two quarrel, and their heads were about to explode. "Now it's in a public place!"

　　 Yin Shi: "You shut up! It's just spectacles responsible for complaining!"

　　 Jiang Cheng: "Shut up! Virgin glasses!"

"Hey! You two said too much! How many times do you want me to say ~www.readwn.com~ My body is not glasses!" Xin Ba Hao exclaimed, "Furthermore, what's wrong with virginity." Are you looking down on your virginity?! You know, after thirty years old..."

　　 Before the new eight jokes were finished, Jiang Sung and Yin Shi punched KO at the same time.

　　 "It's so noisy! You virgin glasses!" Jiang Cheng cried, "Thirty years old? No! Even if you are eighty years old, you are still virgin!"

　　 But shortly after, Jiang Cheng realized that Kagura, who was sitting on his side, had disappeared. "Ahhhhhhhh, where is Kagura-chan?"

　　 "I don't know," Gin Shiki slapped his hand casually with his nostrils digging, "Maybe I ate too much and went to the bathroom."

　　 "It seems that my sweating weight loss method is also useful," Jiang Cheng murmured, "Then we should consider the location of the company."

　　 "I suggest you go to the hospital to find a brain doctor first..." Yin Shi curled his mouth in disdain.

"what did you say?!"

　　 The two squeezed again...

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