May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 Zhicun Family, Heng Daoguan.

　　 "Leave it to me," A Miao smiled and looked at Kagura across the table, and then picked up a cup of Haagen-Dazs, "I recommend this if you want to lose weight, Haagen-Dazs diet!"

Looking at the unknown Kagura across the table, A Miao explained: "The ordinary food therapy method of weight loss requires fasting and losing weight. It is very hard, isn’t it? But if this is the case, you can lose weight while eating. , Just eat an ice cream at the meal price. This way a film can be formed in the stomach, so that everything you eat later will be inhibited from being absorbed, right?"

　　 "Ah, awesome Aru..." Kagura reluctantly tugged at the corner of his mouth as he looked at Ah Miao, who was more than three times bigger in size.

　　 "Yes~"

　　 [Now I finally understand that there is no easy way to lose weight. Also, people who come up with this kind of negligent method will definitely gain weight. Kagura looked at Ah Miao in front of him, and thought to himself.

　　 At this time, Jiang Cheng, who was standing on the wall of Amiao's house, said with a grateful look: "Great~ I thought Kagura sauce was washed away by the toilet~ I didn't expect it to be here."

　　 As he said, Jiang Cheng looked at the new Bajiao who was aside, "Although it's a bit presumptuous, but what is the stall of creatures sitting across from Kagura sauce? What new brand of pork?"

　　 But just finished speaking, Jiang Chengcheng was smashed down by the ashtray thrown out by Ah Miao.

　　 "That's my sister." Xin Baji replied blankly.

　　 "Next time, please tell me earlier..." Jiang Cheng said as he got up.

　　 "God, aren't these Jiang Chengsang and Yinsang?" Ah Miao covered her face and looked at the three people in her yard with a surprised expression.

　　 "Uh, hello." After Jiang Cheng said hello, he leaned into Xin Bajia's ear and whispered, "Hey, what happened to your sister? Why did you suddenly become like this?"

　　 "Actually, I just found out..." Xin Baji replied with an expressionless expression on his glasses, "It may be that I usually get a little fatter but I didn't notice..."

　　 "That's it." Jiang Cheng nodded.

　　 "Huh, the man has been found, so I have to go back." Yin Shi dug his nostrils and said nonchalantly.

　　 "That voice! It's Yin Sang!" Suddenly the little ape's surprise voice came through the ceiling above A Miao's head, "Yin Sang! It's me!"

　　 But shortly after, the ceiling on A Miao's head suddenly cracked, and the little ape also fell down and hit the table directly.

　　 "I'm in trouble again..." Yin Shimo murmured while holding his forehead.

　　 "What's that? What new brand of hogs?" Jiang Cheng pointed to the little ape who was pressing the table and asked Amiao, "It is incredible that your family keeps hogs on the ceiling."

"Maybe I'm too hungry. I might go up to the ceiling to find something to eat." A Miao explained with a smile, and then suddenly thought of something, "Today Jiang Chengsang and Yinsang have a hard time coming, it's better than I invite you How about eating roast pork belly?"

　　 "Who do you think is the sow!" The little monkey stood up and shouted, "Sows are the only ones that Yinsang can call! Yinsang's nickname for me!"

　　 "There is no such setting at all! You sow!" Yin Shibai scolded, "Now that you are really a sow!"

　　 "Ah~ scold me more~ I'm starting to get excited!" The little ape's face rose with honey and flushed.

　　 "It seems that the tea has fallen out this afternoon," A Miao said with a smile, and then looked at the Xin Bajia who was aside and shouted: "New sauce, prepare the ingredients for roasting the five flowers~"

　　 "Sister, that's Ms. Ape," Xin Baji pushed his eyes and replied with expressionless eyes, "Although he has grown a lot bigger, she is undoubtedly Ms. Ape."

　　 "Ahhhhhhh, really." A Miao covered her mouth with a look of surprise.

"What's your attitude! It's obviously intentional!" The little ape cursed, then hugged his hands and snorted, and smiled disdainfully: "Miss A Miao, you are done! Such a body can become a beloved person. Her Royal Highness? Even if it is Yinsang, the arm is crushed in an instant! Don't worry, from now on, Yinsang's happiness will be given to me!"

　　 "By the way...Miss Xiao Yuan, you are not qualified to say this," Xin Baji vomited expressionlessly, "Please find a weight scale to weigh it first."

　　 "I can accept it!" Kondo's voice suddenly came from the closet on the side, "Even if Ms. Amy becomes like this, I can accept it!"

　　 Seeing Kondo coming out of the closet, everyone present was silent.

But Kondo didn’t notice the subtle atmosphere around him, and continued holding his hands and said, “It’s okay! Even if Miss A Miao becomes like this, I don’t mind! Even if Miss A Miao breaks her arm, I don’t mind! No, not only It's the arm, even if it's the whole body, I don't mind! This is my love for Miss A Miao!"

　　 After listening, Miu walked towards Kondo with a smile...

　　 Looking at Kondo, who was lying on the ground and rolling his eyes to death, Jiang Cheng expressionlessly looked at the new Baji who was aside: "Hey, there are too many animals in your family. You even have orangutans."

　　 "No, it's Kondo-san." Shin Baji replied blankly.

　　 Jiang Cheng: "……"

　　……

"Explain in advance, I am different from you!!" Xiao Yuan glanced at the side of A Miao and Kagura, snorted, then put down his hand and stroked his stomach, explaining with a tender face, "In this stomach , It's Yinsang's child...well!"

　　 Before the little monkey finished speaking, he was kicked directly on the belly by the smiling face of A Miao. The little monkey spit out after this blow.

　　 Looking at the mosaic that the little ape spit out on the ground, A Miao clapped and clapped with a smile: "Oh, I gave birth to a slimy child. Congratulations."

　　 "It's really boring, I'm gone." With that, Yin Shi turned around and left first.

　　 "Kagura-chan, do you want to go?" Jiang Cheng asked Kagura, who was sitting with his head down and wondering what he was thinking.

　　 "Don't Aru!" Kagura raised his head and said seriously, "I have already decided! I must lose weight Aru! No matter what method is used, I must lose weight Aru!"

　　 After listening, Jiang Cheng raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Really? Then work hard."

　　 After speaking, Jiang Cheng also turned and left.

　　 "Sorry, sister, I still have work today. I'll leave first." Xin Baji said hello to Ah Miao and then turned and left.

　　 "In that case, let's work hard together! Kagura-chan!" A Miao looked at Kagura with a smile, and then took out an advertisement from her arms.

　　 looked at the advertisement that said: [Fasting Dojo! It only takes a week to get you back in shape! ], Kagura and Little Ape's eyes lit up.

　　 "Let's go together, Kagura-chan." A Miu said with a smile.

　　 "Oh! Big sister head!" Kagura responded with enthusiasm.

　　……

　　 Five days later, everything is in the house.

After a loud boom, Jiang Cheng's voice sounded.

　　 "How is it?! Have you come back yet?!"

Looking at the door that turned into ruins again, Yin Shi lowered his head and muttered, "I said you...How many times is this?! Why can't I just open the door and come in? So tired? what……"

　　 "This is the twentieth time Jiang Chengsang has come in five days," Xin Bajia spit out expressionlessly on the side, "It is also the twentieth time our house has been blasted."

　　 "Basang," Yin Shi raised his head and looked at the opposite Shin Baji suggested, "How about we don't install the door in the future? Anyway, as long as there is this guy, our door has no meaning at all..."

　　 "It makes sense..." Xin Baji echoed his expressionlessly.

"I said, don't you two worry about it?" Jiang Cheng frowned and complained, "That kind of [Hunger Strike Dojo] or something, it sounds like the kind of underworld dojo that doesn't even have a business license. Don’t worry about Kagura-chan being bullied?!"

　　 "How is it possible," Yin Shi waved his hand disapprovingly, "Kagura is not the kind of master who can be wronged anyway."

"That's right, Jiang Chengsang," Xin Ba Hao also looked at Jiang Cheng and comforted, "Kagura-chan is not the kind of personality that keeps silent after being bullied. And isn't my sister gone too? I believe that my sister will take good care of my sister."

　　 "But..." Jiang Cheng's expression became solemn, "If it is the kind of black-hearted processing factory that gathers those women in the name of [Slimming Dojo], it actually turns them into pork belly and put them on the table?!"

　　 "Hey! Don't say such horrible things!" Gintoki cursed, "Really, I just ate pork belly yesterday, so I feel nauseous when you say that..."

　　 "Are you too?!" Jiang Cheng was shocked, "Actually I am too! I have never dared to eat braised pork these days! After seeing it, it feels like I can hear the screams of Kagura sauce."

　　 "What do you think of your niece..." Yin Shi was a little speechless, but then he sighed and suggested, "Isn't it all right to take a sneaky look? If you are really worried."

　　 "But..." Jiang Cheng's expression became tangled.

　　 "But?" Xin Baji asked in confusion.

"So you can only be a virgin," Yin Shi looked at Xin Ba Hao and waved his hand casually. "So-called girls, there are moments of hard work that you don't want boys to see, especially weight loss. Yes, it's all done secretly. All the girls want to hear are boys complimenting their bodies."

　　 "What do you mean?" Xin Ba Ji still puzzled.

"It's really a dull person," Yin Shit curled his lips, "I mean, compared to [you really work hard when you lose weight], girls prefer to listen to [your body is really great] this Kind of words!"

　　 "Hey?! Is there anything else to say?" Xin Ba Hao was shocked.

"Of course," Yin Shi stubbornly said, "So, it's better not to do anything. When Kagura comes back with your sister, just try to praise a few words. They will definitely be happy. "

　　……

　　 Two more days later, the house of everything.

　　 Looking at Kagura, who was thinner than before and had no gods in his eyes, and his body was hollowed out, Jiang Cheng, Yinshi and Xin Bajia were silent.

　　 "Rather than praise, to be honest, I would like to know what happened..." Xinbaji murmured.

　　 "Don't ask! New eight!" Yin Shi held his hand and said, "Don't ask anything! Just praise it!"

　　 "A piece of potato chips...powerful laxative...slightly salty..." Kagura murmured constantly~www.readwn.com~ and laughed from time to time...

　　 "Hey! Does this situation really matter?!" Xin Baji exclaimed, "How can I look at the current state?"

　　 "Enough!" Yin Shi patted Xin Ba Ji on the shoulder, shook his head and said.

　　 "To celebrate the success of Kagura sauce's weight loss, my uncle, please eat barbecue!" Jiang Cheng suggested with a smile.

　　 "Really, Aru?!" Kagura's eyes instantly changed color.

　　 "Hey, it's resurrected." Xin Baji vomited expressionlessly, "I resurrected just by hearing the barbecue! This is too fast! This resurrection speed!"

　　 "It seems that our Kagura sauce really can't be treated by common sense..." Yin Shizi said with a curled mouth.

　　 "Yes..." Looked

　　 (Weight loss article, end.)

(Sorry for being late. The chapter of the noon code was swallowed by the computer, uh... it may not have been swallowed, but I forgot to save it... the mentality almost collapsed. PS: I want to know that Kagura is in the fasting dojo What happened, please move to Chapter 91 of the tv version. I'm too lazy to write it, it's too procrastinating to write. In short, it's very hard...)

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