May Be the Fake Gintama

　　 Early morning, Yoshihara.

　　 Jiang Cheng was awakened by Haruta's noise today.

"Brother Jiang Cheng, you come to judge!" Qing Tai was very angry and opened the door of Jiang Cheng, rushed to Jiang Cheng's bedroom, opened the bedroom door and ran to Jiang Cheng who was still asleep, complaining loudly. Said, "Brother Jiang Cheng! Today is the first day of summer vacation! So, it's okay not to go to the dojo for a little rest?! But my mother just doesn't agree, so you should stand up and judge!"

　　 Jiang Cheng opened his eyes and looked at Haruta in front of him blankly. After two seconds, he finally couldn't help but... go crazy.

　　 "What does it have to do with me!" Jiang Cheng cursed, and at the same time he kicked Harita out of the room, "I'm so annoyed to be noisy in the early morning! You stinky kid!"

　　 "But mommy..." Qing was too weak to hear from outside the door, "And the new star brother and sister A Miao also said that they can take a little rest during summer vacation."

"It has nothing to do with me, bastard!" Jiang Cheng scolded again, "Who cares about you! Isn't it your own business to go or not?! Man, when you can stand and pee? Responsible for my life! Remember me carefully! Smelly kid!"

　　 "Does that mean I can stop going?" Harita said in surprise.

　　 "It doesn't matter! Go if you like, go and play if you don't like it," Jiang Cheng said impatiently, "Anyway, please leave my room first, so I can get back to sleep first."

As soon as Jiang Cheng finished speaking, he heard Qing Tai's footsteps and Qing Tai's pleasantly surprised voice: "Mom! Jiang Cheng also said that you can rest on the first day of summer vacation! This counts as New Starling and A Miao. It's three to two!"

　　 "I've never said that! Smelly kid!" Jiang Cheng shouted at the door, "Don't just drag irrelevant people into the water!"

　　……

　　 Breakfast time.

　　 Haruta drooped his head in a listless look.

　　 "Spread, eat all these," Hinawa smiled and put a big bowl of rice in front of Haruta. "Then you can go to the dojo. Come on today."

　　 Haru was too disappointed to respond, and the rice in front of the back lifted up absent-mindedly.

　　 "Really, the noise started on the first morning of summer vacation," Jiang Cheng muttered disdainfully while eating, "I can sleep until I wake up naturally today. It's really annoying..."

　　 "That's right!" Harita retorted, raising her face, "Why can't I have a good time when it's obviously the first day of summer vacation?!"

"Who cares about you?" Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, "Moreover, please don't complain about this kind of thing to unrelated people. It is you who make the decision, so it is your own decision whether to go or not. Matter. To blame and trouble you to blame yourself."

　　 "But..." Harita's expression instantly lost some points, and then shouted at Jiang Cheng loudly, "Then Jiang Cheng would talk about how you spent the first day of summer vacation when you were a kid!"

　　 "Who remembers that kind of thing," Jiang Cheng replied impatiently, "And didn't you say it all? It has nothing to do with me."

"When Haruta said this, I suddenly remembered that Yinsang made such a mouthful," Hi-Chain seemed to have thought of something suddenly, covering his mouth and said with surprise, "It seems that Jiang Chengsang was talking to Yinsang when he was a child. Studying a private school together."

　　 "Really?!" Haru was too shocked, "Did that Yin Sang and Jiang Cheng really go to a private school?!"

　　 "Who do you look down on? Smelly kid," Jiang Cheng glanced at Harita, took a sip and said, "Even me, I have more knowledge in my stomach than you."

"That's really great," Hinawa said with a smile, and then reached out his index finger to suggest, "Then next time Harita's homework tuition is given to Jiang Chengsang~ This will save money for a tutor. "

"I always think you dug a hole to make me jump..." Jiang Cheng replied blankly, and then waved his hand impatiently, "Who cares, that kind of thing. Please ask Gaoming to trouble you. ."

　　 "I'm full..." Harita put down the rice that he had only eaten a few bites, and stood up reluctantly, "I went to the dojo."

　　 "Is it really okay to eat just this little bit today?" Hilawa cared, "Do you feel uncomfortable?"

　　 "No more." Harita replied with a curled lips, and then walked straight out.

　　 Looking at Harita's depressed back, Hichirin murmured, "Could it be a cold?"

　　 "How is it possible," Jiang Cheng replied with a shrug, "Little ghosts are all like this."

　　 "That's it..." Hichirin murmured, then once again he filled a bowl of rice and handed it to someone sitting aside, "Grandpa Immortal, please eat more."

　　 "Grandpa Immortal? Who?" Jiang Cheng was puzzled, and then he looked at the stranger beside the sun wheel. Jiang Cheng was shocked to speak, "You...you...you are?!!!"

　　 I saw a little bald old man with a tortoise shell on his back, sunglasses, and a beard.

"Turtle...Turtle...Turtle fairy????!!!" Jiang Cheng's eyeballs were almost kicked off, and he pointed at the "Turtle" fairy incoherently and said, "Why...what's going on?!!! Why is Turtle fairy here? Here?!"

　　 "God, I seem to have forgotten to introduce it to you," Hilawa smiled lightly, then pointed to the turtle immortal on the side and introduced, "Speaking of which, Yueyue found it at the gate of Yoshiwara."

"Really?!" Jiang Cheng looked at Yue Yong across the table with a look of surprise, "You really picked it up at the gate of Yoshihara?! Isn't it really you who came back from the next studio or Shueisha office? !"

"How could it be, idiot," Yue Yong snorted disdainfully, "It just seemed that a very poor old man was lying on the ground at the gate of Yoshihara, bleeding and twitching constantly, so he brought him back. ."

　　 "Hey!!" Jiang Cheng yelled a little collapsed, "Don't be kidding! They are people from two worlds! Why did the turtle immortals come to our world?! Is Shueisha exploding?!"

"The old man was basking in the sun on a small island in the south, but was suddenly sucked in by a black crack," Immortal Turtle explained to himself, holding his hands in his hands. I haven't seen them now. It's really troublesome~"

　　 "Hey, can you wipe your nosebleed first before speaking?" Jiang Cheng vomited expressionlessly, then looked at Yue Yong, "Hey, stay away from him."

"But the girls here are really kind-hearted," Immortal Turtle looked at Yueyong and Sunwheel with a squint, "seeing that a widowed old man like me is willing to help. I'm so grateful. If I can touch my butt. If you do, I will be even more grateful."

　　 Jiang Cheng: "……"

　　……

　　 After breakfast, Jiang Cheng carried the turtle immortal and walked directly out of Yoshihara's gate. Yue Yong also followed quietly.

"Really, one by one, it will cause trouble for others," Jiang Cheng curled his lips in disdain, and at the same time looked at the immortal turtle who was constantly looking at the little girls on the roadside behind him, "Hey, don't look. Now, the most important thing is to send you back to your original world first! Although "Dragon Ball" is a funny comic in the early stage, it is a fighting comic in the later stage, right? The two worlds are simply different! So you Go back soon!"

"No, the old man wants to take a look at these scenery again. Wukong and the others will definitely come to me, don't worry." said Immortal Turtle, and reached out to a pretty freshly dressed girl who had just passed by the road. The hand of sin.

　　 "Ah~! Hooligan!" The young lady who felt her **** was touched turned her head and slapped her head, but because the turtle immortal was short, the slap was directly accepted by the innocent Jiang Cheng.

　　 "I'm a handsome guy, I still want to do this kind of thing," the young lady cursed with a blushing face, "If you confess to me, you can do anything you want in the corner, why do you have to be sneaky?"

"Smelly old man!!!" Jiang Cheng's face exploded with blue veins, and then shouted at the turtle immortal on the side, "Stop your sinful hand for me! Why are you still this character in this world?! Believe it or not, I call the police to send you to jail, asshole!"

　　 "Treat the elderly, my brother, your attitude is really bad." Gui Xianren stretched out his index finger and shook, said with a sigh, and did not forget to touch the young lady with the other hand again.

"I have said a good confession, it is up to you," the young lady said blushing, "why do you want to do this on the street? Is it because you like this? In that case, I can only cooperate with you. …"

　　 "How is it possible!" Jiang Cheng cried, "Do I look like that kind of person?!"

　　 Immediately afterwards, the immortal turtle beside Jiang Cheng said, "It's all made by that old man!"

　　"What a lousy man~www.readwn.com~ the young lady took a mouthful of disdain, "I didn't admit it even after doing that, and even planted it on the elderly. It's terrible! "

　　 After finishing speaking, the young lady took another sip, and then walked forward without looking back. On the way, I didn't forget to turn my head again and take a sip.

Jiang Cheng couldn't help but want to have an attack now, and then turned around and stretched out his hand to point at the Guixianren to curse a few times, but just turned his head, Jiang Cheng felt that his hand seemed to be touching something soft. .

　　 Jiang Cheng squeezed subconsciously, and wondered: "What is this? Softly..."

　　 Jiang Cheng raised his head and finally realized that he had touched a certain part of Yue Yong.

　　Time...frozen...

　　 Yueyong froze at first, then flushed immediately after brushing her face, and her eyes became mosquito-repellent coils and kept spinning.

　　 Jiang Cheng quickly stretched out his hand, full of sweat, and explained incoherently: "Um... I said I didn't mean it, do you believe it?"

"Where are you touching!!!" While shouting, Yue Yong directly gave Jiang Cheng a shoulder throw, which was not over yet, after Jiang Cheng landed, Yue Yong rushed forward and beaten up. Dunjiangcheng.

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