May Be the Fake Gintama

"I said it was not intentional!" Jiang Cheng shouted with a bruised face, "I can't take the initiative to touch your Oupai no matter how I say it! Although I do like Oupai! But it's definitely not you This pair on me!"

　　 "What kind of perverted speech is that!" Yue Yong kicked Fei Jiangcheng again and scolded, "Don't you feel embarrassed to talk about this on the street?! Are you not ashamed?!"

　　 "No, if I don't even dare to say what I like, I would never admit that kind of person!" Jiang Cheng retorted as he got up.

　　 "I will never admit you to someone like you! How can anyone expose their habit in the street?! Are you an idiot? Absolute idiot!!" Yueyong cursed with an eye-opener.

"Well, please stop arguing with you two," the immortal turtle on the side came out to complete the battle. "Actually, I think what this little brother said makes sense. If he doesn't even dare to say something he likes, he really is not a man. It."

　　 After listening, Yue Yong was quiet, but after hearing the next speech of the Turtle Immortal, Yue Yong couldn't help but froze again.

　　 I saw the immortal turtle put up a finger, and then said: "Actually, I don’t just like Opie! I like the **** too! I like it the most! Young girls’ Opie and ass!"

　　 "You are just a pure old man!" Jiang Cheng and Yue Yong shouted at the same time.

　　 At the same time, the noise of Jiang Cheng on the street attracted Shiv and Sougo who were patrolling the street.

"Hey, is that you again? It's such a big noise on the street," Fourteen approached with a cigarette, and after seeing the troublemaker, he curled his lips in disdain. "If the noise goes on, it will hinder you. The crime of public transportation brings you back to the village."

　　 "Boss, what a coincidence." Zongwu raised his hand and said hello to Jiang Cheng.

　　 "It's you! Saxi ignores it, Zongwujun and Liu Haijun." Jiang Cheng raised his hand and said hello to the two.

　　 "Can you remember other people's names?" Fourteen couldn't help cursing.

"That's right!" Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and directly pushed Guixianren in front of Zongwu and Fourteen. "Then this old man will ask you two. Sending the lost old man home can be regarded as such a thing. The police are responsible."

　　 "Awesome, boss," Sogo praised, "Where did you get this turtle?"

　　 "I didn't pick it up," Jiang Cheng reluctantly pointed to Yue Yong and explained, "It was Yue Yue she picked it up, so please send him back."

　　 "I said so, but where should I go?" Sougo asked in confusion.

　　 "Of course it was sent to the Shueisha office," Jiang Sung replied without thinking, "Those people always have a way to get him back."

　　 After listening to the fourteen on the side, Aosuji suddenly exploded and shouted: "It's impossible to do that kind of thing! You should tell me where the Shueisha office is, bastard!"

　　 "How do I know," Jiang Cheng waved his hand and looked impatient, "Anyway, this kind of thing is the responsibility of the police? Take him away quickly and stop bothering me."

　　 "You're a foolish bastard!" Fourteen scolded, "The Zhensengumi is not responsible for Dragon Ball World!"

"Sounds very interesting, doesn't it?" Zong Wu said with a smile, then looked at the Guixianren and said, "As long as you use tortoise-style qigong to send the mayonnaise crazy demon over there, I will send it. You go back to the original world."

　　 "Really?" Immortal Turtle wondered, "But I should go back after all. Although the women in this world are also good, I still miss the young girls in my world more."

　　 "Ah, really." Sogo said with a smile.

　　 "Come on, then!" As he said, the turtle immortal burst his clothes and took a pose, "Turtle...Pie..."

　　 "Hey! Wait! That posture shouldn't be..." The fourteen moments panicked, "Hey! Wait a minute, it will be dead! It will definitely be dead! Wait for me..."

　　 hasn't finished speaking, the turtle immortal on the side has already called out the last word "gong"...

　　 Looking at Fourteen who was fainted by the blast, Jiang Cheng said with emotion: "Hey, hey, it's amazing~ I completely fainted with one shot."

　　……

　　 At the same time, Heng Daochang.

　　 Harita opened the door and walked in. At the same time, he shouted: "New mynah, sister A Miao, I'm here."

　　 But, strangely, no one responded to Haruta.

　　 "Have you not gotten up yet?" Haru was too puzzled, and then walked straight to the dojo, but just walked to the door of the dojo, Harita found two small notes sticking to the door.

　　 [On the first day of summer vacation, I have to go to the beach to play (cross out) to work, today Haruta-kun will practice alone. ——New Eight Chis. ps: No one can be lazy. 】

　　 [On the first day of summer vacation, I made an appointment with Xiao Jiu to go shopping, Haru Tae-kun has to work hard alone. ——A Miao]

　　 "What's all this!!!" Qing's fragile little heart was hurt by a hundred points, "Why do adults have summer vacation, but I don't have one!!!"

　　……

　　 On a big ship on the sea.

　　 "Why do I want to come here too?" Jiang Chengyi muttered disdainfully with his mouth tilted in front of the railing, "Obviously it is the first day of summer vacation, I still want to go to sleep and say."

"Boss, don't complain," Zongwu also leaned on the railing, "I have already told him, if he is sent back, he will teach us tortoise school qigong, this kind of remuneration is enough. Right?"

　　 "Really?!" Jiang Cheng said in surprise, and then rushed to Guixianren, "Will it really be taught to us?! Guipai Qigong?!"

　　 "Ah, after all, you also helped me, an old man." Gui Xianren said with a smile.

　　 "Thank you so much!" Jiang Cheng bowed, then took out two binoculars from his arms, "The little gift is not a tribute, there are many young girls on the seaside over there!"

　　 "Really?!" Immortal Turtle instantly snatched the telescope in Jiang Cheng's hand and placed it in front of him and looked at the distant shore.

　　 "The one on the right in the pink bikini, it's big, sir!" Jiang Cheng also raised his binoculars and looked at the shore.

　　 "That's so average, the leopard swimsuit next to her is the best!" said the turtle fairy with a nosebleed.

　　 "Huh? I think the one you said is so-so," Jiang Cheng replied, "I still think the pink swimsuit is better. Isn't it big? There must be an F, right?!"

　　 "Women can't just look at their breasts!" Immortal Turtle replied, "Hey? Wait, why is it all dark in front of you? I can't see anything. What's the matter? Is the sky dark already?"

　　 "I don't know," Jiang Cheng replied, "I am actually too. It's dark in front of me and I can't see anything."

As he said, Jiang Cheng stretched out his hand and fumbled in front of him, but just when he stretched out his hand, Jiang Cheng felt that he had touched something soft, and then wondered: "Master, did you bring any dough? Why does it feel soft... "

　　 Suddenly, Jiang Cheng reacted and put down his binoculars, his face twitched with black lines and the corners of his eyes looked at Yue Yong, who was blushing in front of him and turned into mosquito-coated eyes again.

　　 "That...actually, this is also a misunderstanding..." Jiang Chenghan explained with all his face.

　　 "Where are you touching!!!" Yueyong threw Jiang Chengji into the sea with a back fall, "and why do you carry a telescope with you! How much do you have to expose your hobbies!"

　　……

　　 "Speaking of why people from the Dragon Ball world come to our world, boss?" Sougo sat on the ground and wondered, "Although they are all works by Shueisha, it's too ridiculous, right?"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng looked at the immortal turtle who was still holding a telescope and looking towards the beach, "Anyway, listening to the explanation of the old man, it seems that something like a space-time crack has suddenly appeared. But as far as I guess, it should be a bird. Teacher Shan Ming accidentally knocked over the ink while drawing the manuscript. Then various unexpected things happened."

　　 "That's it." Sougo nodded.

　　 "Really, one by one will cause trouble to others," the fourteen on the side muttered disdainfully, "Now the production team doesn't know who should be sent to apologize."

　　 "That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore," Jiang Cheng waved his hand indifferently. "And we can be considered helpful. Maybe Mr. Toriyama will thank us."

　　 "Hope." Fourteen sighed leisurely.

　　 "Speaking of the boss, do you like the female character in Dragon Ball?" Sogo asked, "I think the boss should like the 18th with this personality."

"How is it possible?" Jiang Cheng waved his hand. "If I want to choose, I will definitely choose Bulma. He is beautiful and rich. You just need to stay at home after getting married. You don't need to worry about money at all. That's it. It feels the best."

　　 "You just want to stay at home and play games!" Yueyong spit out mercilessly on the side.

　　 "Yueyue understands me," Jiang Cheng praised, "I, my goal in this life is to stay in the room forever and never go out!"

　　 Sougo: "……"

　　 "What about Sougo-kun? Who is your favorite character?" Jiang Cheng asked, ~www.readwn.com~, of course, it is the eighteenth in the big parallel world. "Zong Wu replied.

　　 "Hey? Why?" Jiang Cheng wondered, "That woman has no good feelings for humans."

　　 "Because it feels very fulfilling to be trained." Sougo showed a dark smile on his face, "It feels very interesting to say."

　　 "That's what I said." Jiang Cheng replied with a smile.

　　 "Hey, these two people are darker than the other." Fourteen murmured, and then Yue Yong, who looked to the side, asked out loud, "It is really hard for you to be with this Super S every day."

　　 "No, hard work is hard to say." Yue Yong let out a puff of cigarette lightly and replied casually.

　　 "Hey?! Really?!" Fourteen was surprised, "I have a hard time with that shaking every day, but you are not hard at all?! How did you do it?!"

　　 "Of course it is..." With that, Yueyong took out a few coldly shining kunai from her arms...

　　 "Ah, I understand." Fourteen replied blankly.

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