May Be the Fake Gintama
Chapter 272: : A girl's heart is like glass, and it breaks when you touch it~
Yoshihara, Jiang Cheng is in the room.
Kagura stood behind Jiang Cheng and kept sobbing.
"Silver sauce said a lot to me Aru," Kagura said while sobbing. "It is all my fault to say that the funds of the House of All Things have become tense, and it is all my fault to say that it is impossible to pay the rent. Wrong, it’s all my fault to say that Mickey Mouse in the kitchen was stolen by the mouse...oooooo~"
Jiang Cheng, who had immersed all his mind in the game, had no reaction at all.
"Uncle, did you hear what I said Aru?" Kagura continued, blowing his nose at the same time, and then wiped all the big snot in his hands on Jiang Cheng's clothes.
"Ah, I heard that," Jiang Cheng replied casually, his mind still immersed in the game in front of him.
"Really super-excessive silver sauce! He also complained that I only make raw egg bibimbap." Kagura pouted, and then complained with a light sigh, "I don't want to think about who brought him up Aru. ,Really are."
With that, Kagura looked at Jiang Cheng again, "Uncle, did you hear that?"
"Ah, I heard that." Jiang Cheng replied casually again.
"So, I'm going to live with my uncle for the time being. When the idiot bows his head and admits his mistake, I will go back to Aru!" Kagura gritted his teeth and said, "This time I believe that the silver sauce and others will soon Realize the importance of me Aru!"
With that, Kagura looked at Jiang Cheng again, "Did you hear that? Uncle."
"Ah, I heard that," Jiang Cheng said casually, then turned his head to look at Kagura, nodded and said, "By the way, you should bring two smoke bombs on your body when it comes to the finals."
"I didn't listen at all!" Kagura yelled, kicking Jiang Cheng's head into the computer monitor.
"What are you doing, Kagura sauce?" Jiang Cheng pulled out his head and pointed to his computer screen and complained. "This is very expensive. If it breaks, you won’t even buy it again. Up."
"The game and your lovely niece's precious girl's heart that shatters like a diamond is more important?!" Kagura exclaimed, "My girl's heart is also broken because of Yinchan's words. It's unbearable! You uncle Otaku!"
"Diamonds don't break at the touch of a touch." Jiang Cheng replied blankly.
"I mean my girl's heart, which is as precious as a diamond, is broken into pieces!" Kagura retorted.
"That's it," Jiang Cheng nodded with his hand, then took a bottle of glue from the side and handed it to Kagura's hand. "Then stick it. This is super easy to use glue. It can be anything. It's very sticky."
Looking at Kagura with Doudou's expressionless face, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and a little pride suddenly appeared on his face: "Don't you believe it? Don't worry, this thing is super easy to use. Once I accidentally broke the wooden knife of Yinshi. It was glued with this thing, and there were no cracks at all! Until now, Yinshi hasn't found it."
Kagura kicked Jiang Cheng's head into the floor expressionlessly, and then yelled, "How can I stick my girl's heart with this thing! My uncle is a stupid! Absolute stupid!"
After cursing, Kagura might still feel puzzled, and took the host computer and the broken screen on Jiang Cheng's body.
…
Noon, lunch time.
Hinawa smiled and looked at Kagura, who was holding a large wooden bucket and stuffing rice in his mouth, as if he had a grudge against rice, then looked to the side of Yue Yong who was chewing slowly, and said, "It seems, about The daily food budget should increase a bit."
"And my new game equipment." Jiang Cheng said with a thick bandage on his head, raising his hand.
"Shut up, useless OTAKU." Yue Yong looked at Jiang Cheng with contempt and spoke mercilessly at the same time.
…
After the meal, Kagura rubbed his bracing belly and burped.
"Looking at how this child is eating, where did Yinsang suffer?" Rilun said with a distressed expression. "After all, she is such a young girl in season, and she is inevitably bullied by those men."
Hearing this sentence, Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and bullied? Who bullies who? Jiang Cheng didn't believe that Kagura would be wronged.
"That's right, every~" Kagura lay on the floor, "Ginchan is really too much, because it is a girl who bullies people like that. This time I have to stay here until he bows his head and admits to me. Aru."
"Hey—really?" Jiang Cheng deliberately delayed the tone.
"Women should never believe in men. This is the conclusion I have drawn in Yoshihara for so many years." Hilawa said with a smile, "especially the silver-haired natural curls and the waste wood OTAKU."
"Let me wait a minute! Is this kind of experience that you have summed up in Yoshiwara over the years?!" Jiang Cheng shouted, then stood up angrily, and continued with a disgusting expression: "Silver hair is naturally curly. Just forget it, why add OTAKU?! Do you know the contribution that OTAKU makes to the game industry?! Without OTAKU’s pursuit, those working in the game industry have long been unemployed, okay?! We OTAKU also have real Is it okay to actually contribute to society?! Is it okay to contribute your own strength to this society?!"
"Look? There are many OTAKUs who don't know their own value in this society," Hilawa pointed at Kagura, who looked aside at Jiang Cheng, and said bitterly: "So when you meet such a person in the future, you must wipe it. Bright eyes, Kagura-chan."
"I see!" Kagura nodded heavily.
…
In the afternoon, in Jiang Cheng's room, Jiang Cheng lay bored on the floor and turned over a jump book. As for why he didn't play the game, it was because Yue Yong did not agree to Jiang Cheng's request to change the game equipment.
"Oh! HUNTER×HUNTER has begun serialization again!" Jiang Cheng turned the jump and exclaimed, and then sighed, "I just don't know how long this time will last. Maybe it will stop publishing soon."
"Uncle, it's so boring..." Kagura was lying in front of the TV with the remote control in his hand, watching TV programs boredly, "I don't know if Yinjiang and the others are regretting it now."
After that, Kagura sat up, holding his hands and nodded, "It must be true! Yinjiang must be regretting Aru now! The absence of such a lovely girl in the family, Yinjiang must be very painful! Wait until When this pain can't be suppressed, Yinjiang will definitely pull down and bring two big bags of vinegar kombu to Aru, who kneels down to apologize and prays for me to go back!"
Seeing Kagura sitting in the same place and falling into fantasy, Jiang Cheng was speechless. After a long time, Jiang Chengcai sighed softly, then turned his head and looked out the window, murmured: "It's really boring to have no games on a rainy day~ Well, although I'm reluctant, let's go take a look."
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Cheng put down the jump in his hand, stood up and grabbed his hair, took his umbrella and walked to the door of the room, "Kagura, I'll go out. If you are bored, you can go to Yueyue and the others."
"Oh…"
…
In the Dengshi shop downstairs of the House of All Things, Xin Ba Hao and Yin Shi are... partying.
Xin Ba Hao took the microphone and sang with his life like flying away.
Yin Shi was like a happy event, lying drunk on the bar, constantly yelling for another drink.
Jiang Cheng, who had just opened the door and walked in to see this scene, closed the door blankly.
"I knew it was like this..." Jiang Cheng murmured, holding on to his forehead, "It's awful, no, it should be awful, what should I do now? If Yin Shi does not admit his mistakes, Kagura will definitely not. I'll go back honestly, then... it's me who suffers! The computer has been smashed, and the next one might smash me. What is going on?! Who will tell me!"
At this moment, Xiaoyu, who had just returned from shopping with an umbrella and shopping bag, stood behind Jiang Cheng and tentatively said: "Jiang...Master Jiang Cheng?"
"Ah, it turned out to be Xiaoyu." Jiang Cheng turned around and looked at the person coming.
"What's the matter? Master Jiang Cheng," Xiaoyu asked, "Why is the expression on his face so solemn? Has something happened?"
"Ah, it's true that the situation has reached the worst point." Jiang Cheng murmured while holding his forehead.
"That's it," Xiaoyu nodded, "is it because the woman who was keeping her outside was found?"
"Where did you learn these words? No," Jiang Cheng said blankly. "But the situation is countless times more serious than this! My peaceful life may be gone forever. !"
"Could it be that the countless women raised by Mr. Jiang Cheng all secretly gave birth to children for Mr. Jiang Cheng?" Xiaoyu asked again, and then nodded slightly, "That is indeed a serious matter."
"Although it sounds serious, it's not like that at all!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed, "Where did you learn those words? Can you not learn those words?"
"What the **** is that?" Xiaoyu asked. UU reading www.uukanshu.com
Jiang Cheng was a little annoyed and scratched his hair, "Forget it, it's useless to tell you, it has nothing to do with you, anyway, after you go in, give me the silver curly hair and the glasses in human skin. Beat it up. I haven't seen a good one in bed for a month."
"Xiaoyu understands. Although I don't know why, Xiaoyu will work hard if it is Mr. Jiang Cheng's request." With that, Xiaoyu opened the door and walked in, bent over to Jiang Cheng and closed the door again.
In a few seconds...
Drunk Yin Shi: "What are you going to do? Xiaoyu? Why did you raise the table?"
Xin Ba Chi: "Miss Xiaoyu? What's wrong?"
Immediately afterwards, Jiang Chengcheng heard the endless screams of a certain silver-haired curly hair and the cracking of a certain spectacle from the Dengshi shop...
"The inexplicable mood has improved a lot~" Jiang Cheng murmured.
High-speed text handwriting may be the list of fake Gintama chapters
You'll Also Like
-
Pokémon: I start as a civilian and awaken the system
Chapter 401 2 hours ago -
Is the mecha just a limiter? Myo-lock, open!
Chapter 213 2 hours ago -
Honghuang: People in Jiejiao, picking up entries to prove Hunyuan
Chapter 267 2 hours ago -
Elf Entry: Starting from the Cultivator
Chapter 120 2 hours ago -
After binding with the rich school beauty, I became a martial god by lying flat
Chapter 168 2 hours ago -
One person controls one prison. After entering the world, I am invincible.
Chapter 2568 1 days ago -
I stack buffs in a weird world!
Chapter 622 1 days ago -
You, a druid, go to practice Taoism?
Chapter 206 1 days ago -
The magician of the fairy tale world
Chapter 183 1 days ago -
What if I become a beast?
Chapter 567 1 days ago