May Be the Fake Gintama

Chapter 274: : The heart of a girl is really elusive-for a man

   About ten minutes later, the noise in the Dengshi shop gradually calmed down. At least, the screams of Yin Shi and Xin Ba Hao were no longer as high-pitched as they were at the beginning, only the groaning of Ruoyoruowu was left.

  At this point, Jiang Cheng's face instantly switched to a refreshing smile, and then opened the door of the Dengshi shop.

   Yin Shi and Xin Ba Ji were lying on the ground with blue noses and swollen faces. Not only the clothes but also their bodies were already in tatters, and there was no good place for them. Of course, the entire Dengshi shop has become a ruin.

Seeing Jiang Cheng who opened the door and walked in, Xin Ba Hao's tears spread all over his face, and he whispered in a low voice: "Jiang Cheng...Sang...help...I...Miss Xiaoyu...she seemed to run away. It's..."

   "That's really an incredible state of affairs." Jiang Cheng said with a smile.

"The only one who can stop her is Jiang Chengsang...Please..." Xin Ba Haw murmured, but just after he finished speaking, Xin Ba Hao saw Xiaoyu walking to the side of Jiang Cheng and bowed his head slightly. One sentence:

   "Master Jiang Cheng, the task has been successfully completed. The injury caused by Xiaoyu requires at least one month, half an hour and thirty-two seconds in bed."

   "Good job, Xiaoyu." Jiang Cheng praised with a smile, "Next, just call an ambulance. Of course, you can also send them back upstairs to fend for themselves."

"To understanding."

   "Wait a minute!" Yin Shibai, who was half dead on the ground, cursed at Jiang Cheng, "What a joke! Did you instruct Xiaoyu to do this? Kill you!"

   "Xiaoyu, I don't like that kind of time with zeros and fulls. Could you please find a way to turn the next half an hour and a few seconds into a whole number for me." Jiang Cheng still squinted and said with a smile.

   "But then it doesn't meet the month time required by Master Jiang Cheng." Xiaoyu replied.

"Ah, no problem. If one month doesn't work, just let this silver-haired curly hair lie down for three months. If it hasn't become a whole number, let him lie down for a year. If it doesn't work, it can become a lifetime. . One in a lifetime is also an integer~ Are you right?" Jiang Cheng glanced at Yin Shi who was still cursing on the ground and then said.

   "Understand." With that, Xiaoyu turned around again and walked towards Yin Shi and Xin Ba Hao.

"Wait...Wait..." Looking at Xiaoyu who was getting closer and closer step by step, Yinshi's face was sweaty, "Listen to me! Xiaoyu! Don't just listen to that kind of man! That kind of idiot is stupid. It's not worth it for you to do that!"

   Hearing this, Jiang Cheng's face exploded with two blue veins, but he still smiled and said, "Xiaoyu, just let him lie on the bed for a lifetime."

"To understanding."

   Then, Jiang Cheng turned away again and closed the door of Dengshi Xiaodian.

   Listening to the screams from the small shop, Jiang Cheng's expression softened a bit.

   "Sure enough, if you do this, your mood will be much better~"

   As he said, Jiang Cheng suddenly thought of something, and then opened the door of the Dengshi shop again, took a wad of banknotes from his arms, and threw it directly onto the counter of the Dengshi shop.

   "Xiaoyu, the money for the damage to the public property is here. Remember to tell her when the old woman comes back."

   After finishing speaking, Jiang Cheng closed the door again and turned around and left without looking back...

   In the evening, the mother-in-law Dengshi, who was out on a business trip, brought Catherine back to the Dengshi shop, talking and laughing, but she couldn't laugh after she opened the door.

  Because the entire Dengshi shop has been destroyed in an improper way, there are two objects lying on the floor that can be seen to be humanoids. On the side, Xiaoyu is holding a broom and constantly cleaning up the residue.

   "What has happened to my shop? The terrorist bombing?" Granny Dengshi murmured with black lines on her face.

   "Dengshi mother-in-law...Help..." A group of human-shaped spectacle frames on the ground made a faint sound...

  ……

   The next day, Yoshihara.

   "Uncle, why don't Yinjiang and the others come to apologize to me Aru now?" Kagura asked in front of Jiang Cheng who was lying on the floor and flipping through a book of jumps.

   "Maybe it's because of the terrorist bombing involved." Jiang Cheng replied casually, "Maybe he was lying on the hospital bed with half-body discomfort."

   "It's also possible that I can't meet now or maybe Aru," Kagura analyzed with his hand, "It might even be on the way to buy vinegar kelp!"

"The possibility that you said is zero," Jiang Cheng replied without looking up, "Now those two people are lying in the hospital for treatment. Don't talk about buying you vinegar kelp, the two of them are now I can't even turn over..."

   "Really Alu?!" Kagura was shocked, "Are you really involved in the terrorist bombing Alu?!"

   As he said, Kagura nodded once again holding his hands, and said with a sigh of relief: "Sure enough, they wouldn't be able to do even that level of tasks without me."

   Jiang Cheng, who was full of black lines, raised his head and said blankly: "Speaking of hearing the tragic situation of the two of them, shouldn't you be more worried?"

   "Don't want Aru!" Kagura raised his head full-face, Tsundere, "It was the two of them that was at fault first, why should I care about them? I won't!"

"Well, whatever you want," Jiang Cheng said, lowering his head again and flipping the jump in his hand, "Aren't you boring to stay here? Although it's rainy, staying in the house and watching TV will be boring. Right."

   "That's right." Kagura nodded in agreement.

   "It's better to go outside and just stroll around," Jiang Cheng continued to look at the jump in his hand, and said casually, "It's better than staying in the house and getting moldy all the time."

   "That's right, even if it's rainy, you should do some activities Aru!" Kagura stood up, and then reached out to Jiang Cheng, "pocket money."

   "In the shoes at the door," Jiang Cheng replied casually, but then Jiang Cheng thought of something and raised his head to remind him, "Don't forget to bring an umbrella."

   "I'm not as stupid as my uncle." Kagura snorted disdainfully, then picked up his umbrella and turned and trot towards the door.

After    came to the door, Kagura pinched his nose and took out an envelope with a pungent smell from Jiang Cheng's shoes.

   "Be safe outside. If you don't come back for dinner, remember to send a text message." Jiang Cheng's voice came again.

   "I know Aru." Kagura put on his shoes and left without looking back.

  ……

   On the street, the rain kept falling.

"Where should I go in this weather, Aru?" Kagura murmured to himself as he walked with an umbrella, and then Kagura suddenly thought of something, but then Kagura shook his head quickly, "No, absolutely not. Lu! It was Yinjiang who hurt me with that kind of words first, so why should I go to see them? No! Never!"

As he said, Kagura nodded self-consciously, "Yes! That's it! Mommy taught me Aru! Girls can never admit their mistakes first! No matter whether they are girls' faults, they can't admit their mistakes first! Once they admit their mistakes, those men will become more vigorous from now on! It will encourage their arrogant Aru!"

Thinking of this, Kagura's expression became serious, as if he had made some determination. Then he looked at the envelope he took from Jiang Cheng’s shoes from his arms, and murmured, "I will treat myself well today. Stomach! I want to eat barbecue Aru! Eat three for one person!"

   After speaking, Kagura strode towards the rotisserie.

   But when Kagura came to the entrance of the rotisserie, Kagura began to hesitate again.

   "But... Mommy also said Aru," Kagura murmured to himself, supporting his chin, "Sometimes men just can't let go of their own self-esteem, and girls can give men a proper step at this time."

   "No! Still no! Absolutely no!" Kagura shook his head vigorously, and then stepped directly to open the glass door of the rotisserie.

However, when Kagura's hand was about to touch the handle on the door, he suddenly stopped. "As a girl who is so intellectually magnanimous and cute that cannot be described in words, it is not unreasonable to care for them occasionally at this time. It's okay... I'm so distressed Aru..."

   Just like that, Kagura stood at the entrance of the yakiniku restaurant and paced back and forth. After half an hour passed, Kagura could not make a choice either...

  ……

   Time came to noon, in front of the flower shop not far from the hospital.

   Looking at the flower shop in front of him, Kagura finally chose to open the door and walk in.

   [Only this time! Kagura thought like this in his heart, [After all, both of them are so miserable now~www.readwn.com~ The casual care of such a cute girl can definitely be exchanged for the touch and tears of the two of them! Yep! I am an angel-like character in the House of Everything! 】

   "Welcome," the clerk said with a smile, "Does the little girl want to buy flowers? What kind of type is needed, is it going to the hospital to see the elders?"

   "It's not a little girl, it's Angel Aru!" Kagura corrected, "I am like an angel to them!"

   "I see," the lady clerk didn't mind, she smiled and continued, "Then angel girl, what kind of flowers do you need?"

   "Aru, whatever you want," Kagura waved his hand nonchalantly. "Even if it is wild flowers picked from the road, this girl can be kind enough to visit them two, they should be grateful."

"Hey, I see, how about this?" The clerk said, pointing to the beautiful flower basket on the side, "This was ordered by a customer yesterday, but now it has passed the pick-up time and can be sold to you at a lower price. Oh."

"It's so beautiful," Kagura opened his eyes wide, and couldn't help but exclaimed with emotion. But then, Kagura, who noticed that he was a little gagged, waved his hand quickly, "No, no, no! I can't use such a beautiful flower basket Aru! Just use the most common for them!"

  

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