May Be the Fake Gintama

Finally, Jiang Cheng and Yinshi were so annoyed that they couldn't stand it, so they reluctantly sat down again.

After thinking hard for a few minutes, Jiang Chengcai finally raised his head and sighed, waved his hand and said, "No, it really won’t work. I searched through my 27 years of memory and common sense, but I couldn’t find any help. The experience of monster chasing cowherd, I gave up..."

"Jiangzi~" Dongmei cried out with tears.

In an instant, Jiang Cheng's face burst into blue veins and cursed: "Who is Jiang Zi?!"

"Me too. I rummaged through all my experiences in life, but I couldn't find a useful method." Yin Shizie nodded in agreement with his hands.

"Why...uuuuuu..." Dongmei cried and rolled on the table while covering her face.

"Stop it! An uncle looks super disgusting like this!" Jiang Cheng scolded with a blank eye.

"Well, do you want to ask the crazy dead man?" Xin Ba Hae extended his index finger and proposed.

"That's the only way to do this." Yin Shi nodded in agreement.

"No, I don't agree," Jiang Cheng shook his head, and said solemnly, "You guys, also consider the mood of the cowboy a little bit. What if he is scared? No matter what, he is just ordinary. Oh, what should I do if he faints directly when he is confessed by such an uncle of unknown origin?"

"Say... it makes sense." Xinba Haw scratched his head and smiled awkwardly.

"Moreover," Jiang Cheng looked at Dong Mei who was sobbing in the seat opposite, "Is that whether your mood likes you or not, isn't it sure?"

"No, I'm pretty sure!" Dongmei replied decisively.

"No, I'm not sure," Jiang Cheng continued with a helpless shrug, "You, because of that look, you rarely get gentle treatment from others, right? That's why it is because of that man's gentleness. Get stuck in it. Your feelings are similar to that of the new Ba Haojun."

"Hey? No, no, no," Xin Ba Haw hurriedly waved his hand, "I can't say anything like this kind of uncle!"

"No, in a sense, there is no difference between you and this kind of uncle." Jiang Cheng shook his head and explained with a serious expression, "You two are both [you will quickly like it when you feel the other's kindness. The type of the other party! It is commonly known as the phenomenon of [being better with virginity or shemale, he will fall in love with you]!"

"Yeah, indeed." Ginshi and Kagura nodded in agreement at the same time.

"Two of them, one is the uncle who has no relationship with love, and the other is the virginity who has no relationship with love and women. They are exactly the same." Jiang Cheng spread his hands and continued.

"It's worthy of being a scumbag, it's just what it says." Yin Shi praised.

Jiang Cheng replied blankly: "Hey, wait, why are you complimenting me, but you didn't hear any complimenting me in your words? Is it hurting me? Is it definitely hurting me? Scum is What do you mean?"

"I'm complimenting you, scumbag." Yin Shi explained with a chuckle.

"At least remove the word scum for me!" Jiang Cheng exclaimed.

"Xin Ba Hao, it's actually very easy to understand," Ignoring Jiang Cheng's verbal abuse, Yin Shi turned to look at Xin Ba Hao and explained: "In other words, there is a beautiful girl who appears in front of you now and is very gentle. You said hello..."

Seeing Xin Ba Jia who blushed and fell into a beautiful self-imagination, everyone was speechless.

"Look, so your feelings are exactly the same as Xin Ba Hao to some extent," Yin Shi pointed to Xin Ba Hao who was still in fantasy and explained to Tomi, "It's all kind of accepting a little kindness. You will be crazy about the other person’s type, which is the legendary [Excessive Self-Awareness]."

"That's it." Kagura nodded while holding his hands.

"Look, even Kagura can understand it simply." Gin Shiki shrugged and said casually.

"I don't understand Aru very well!" Kagura raised his hand, "but I felt the same disgusting Aru when I saw the appearance of the new eight haws!"

"So, give up early. There will be no results at all. It is exactly the same as the virginity destined for a lifetime." Jiang Cheng continued, "Indulging in that kind of delusion, there is no benefit at all. , Will not only cause trouble for yourself, but also trouble others."

"No!" Dongmei cried, "I don't want to give up even then! Don't shemales deserve to have love?!"

"I said...you should recognize the reality a little bit? Ladyboy? Are you really a ladyboy?" Jiang Cheng said with a black line, "Can't you look in the mirror when you say that you are a ladyboy?"

"Jiang Zi! Are you going to take away my identity as a ladyboy?!" Dong Mei roared with bright red eyes.

"So who is Jiang Zi?!" Jiang Cheng scolded, "And I have never seen a ladyboy with a stubborn face and an uncle's smell! When will you deceive yourself?!"

"Hey? Wait..." Yin Shi suddenly noticed something, turned his head and stared at Jiang Cheng blankly, "Could it be that... you guy has seen a real ladyboy?!"

"Ah, I saw it when I was wandering before." Jiang Cheng nodded without concealment.

"Really?! Have you ever seen a ladyboy Aru?! What does a real ladyboy look like?!" A small star appeared in Kagura's eyes.

"What does it look like? It's just an ordinary ladyboy," Jiang Cheng explained. "The so-called ladyboy means that after God created men and women, some men felt that they couldn't fit into their circle, so they wanted to change. As a woman, I resolutely turned myself into a male and female shemale, but as a whole, he will still be more feminine."

"It's amazing! It turns out that shemales weren't created by Lord God!" Kagura praised.

"Yeah, it makes sense, that's how we are." Dongmei nodded in agreement.

"Ordinary size (ordinary) people would think so," Jiang Cheng said again, "but for a person of extraordinary size (uncommon) like me, sure enough, I still don't like shemales."

"Indeed, I can't like it either." Yin Shi nodded.

Jiang Cheng shrugged, and then explained: "So, even those who can say [shemales are no different from normal women and men, and we have to treat them equally], I believe that their true thoughts are the same as mine. People also account for the majority. This is human nature and cannot be changed."

"Hmm, it can't be changed." Gin Shih and Kagura held hands and nodded at the same time.

"How come it feels more and more like a philosophical topic, you guys, stop for a while!" Dongmei hurriedly called out, "Isn't it time to make suggestions for my relationship?! Why are you talking? Speaking of that kind of topic?! Be a little more serious, bastards! I have a heart to die now!"

"Isn't it all right to die?" Jiang Cheng said lightly.

"That's right, if you want to die, isn't it okay to die? You can solve your troubles once and for all." Yin Shi nodded in agreement.

"That's not what I said!" Dongmei roared with a burst of green veins, "Didn't you say that you just said it? What I need is help in love!"

"Then you are talking about an uncle falling in love with a Cowherd, how can we help?! You are the one who is not sure about the situation, right!" Jiang Cheng shouted, "Why is Cowherd? Huh?! Even if it is a gorilla with a wine girl, we can accept it, asshole!"

"Wait! What does it mean for a gorilla to accompany the wine girl?" Xin Baji suddenly reacted and shouted at Jiang Cheng, "Is this my sister?! What a rude! Jiang Chengsang!"

"Anyway, I won't help. Of course I said so. If I really want to die, I can help you and promise to send you to hell." After that, Jiang Cheng stood up and started to leave, "Bye ."

"I..." At this critical juncture, Dongmei bit her lower lip and muttered, "I! I just want to convey this intention! It doesn't matter if there is no result! Otherwise, even if I die, I won't be reconciled. what!"

Hearing the sound, Jiang Cheng stopped, and after standing there for a moment of silence, he turned his head and cursed directly: "So this kind of thing has something to do with us?! If you want to convey it, can you just go? If you are shy, write a letter! What kind of innocence does an uncle pretend? Are you a middle school student?!"

"I..." Dongmei raised her head and cried, "No way, no way! I can't do it! I don't have the courage! Only you can help me!"

"Give me enough asshole!!"

...

In the end, everyone is still softened, or it may not be soft-hearted but purely not wanting to be bothered by Dongmei. The trio of Jiang Cheng and Wanshiwu led Dongmei to find Kuangshi Lang.

With the help of Kuang Si Lang, Dong Mei turned into a black bodyguard of [Gao Tian Yuan]. But the bodyguard is also responsible for guiding guests and patrolling.

...

Three days later.

Tomi, who is wearing a black suit with a big back, no, it should be called "Jaw nosuke" now, standing at the gate of Gao Tianyuan earnestly entertaining guests.

"Welcome to Gao Tianyuan~www.readwn.com~ Jawsuke bent over slightly, then got up and led the two guests who had just arrived to the store slowly.

On the way, Jawsuke also glanced secretly at Jurota who was drinking and chatting with guests on a certain deck. That's right, even though it has been three days, Jawsuke still failed to express his feelings to Juroutai.

At this moment, Gintoki's voice came from behind Jawsuke.

"I don't have much energy, beautiful jaws." Yin Shishi, who was dressed in women's clothing, shouted behind Jawsuke.

"Hey? Really~" Jainosuke instantly switched to Jaw Beauty mode, turned around and cast a wink at Yin Shi.

"You stupid ladyboy!" Yin Shi slapped his jaw to the ground while shouting, "Really, just calling a name immediately reveals his nature."

"Are you motivated Aru? You bastard?!" Kagura complained.

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