May Be the Fake Gintama
Chapter 286: :A girl in love can't notice the shortcomings of men at all!
"It can be seen that there is no progress at all." Jiang Cheng, who was wearing a Blingbling suit that was about to blink the dog's eyes, said with a sigh.
"Hey, wait for me. Didn't you say you want to change into women's clothing? What's the matter with your dress? Why do you change into a suit that is about to blink blindly? How does your head look like? Do you want to get together?!" Yin Shi pointed to Jiang Cheng frantically to complain.
"Sorry, I didn't have the same purpose with you today," Jiang Cheng spread out his hands and explained, "It's just that Kuang Si Lang said that there is not enough manpower, so I came to help."
"When have you been so diligent? Is it part-time job? Is it?" Yin Shi spit out expressionlessly.
"It's almost there," Jiang Cheng replied with a shrug. "My days have also been very sad recently. Yueyue has reduced my monthly game-specific funds by more than half, so proper filling is also necessary. And it’s easy to coax a stupid woman to drink for free and get a lot of money."
"This person is really bad..." Xin Ba Hao, who is also dressed as a lady, pushed the glasses on his face and murmured expressionlessly.
"That's right." Kagura agreed with Doudou's eyes squinted.
"I won't tell you anymore, I'll go find a crazy dead man and say hello." With that, Jiang Cheng took the lead in walking in a certain direction.
Looking at Jiang Cheng's back, Yin Shi suddenly thought of something, and said to Kagura, "Hey, tell that woman about this idiot's whereabouts."
"Already reported to Aru." Kagura held up his mobile phone and shook it in front of Yinshi. "Yueyue said it will be there in ten minutes."
"That's good," Yin Shi nodded, and then looked at the help of Jaws who was still on the ground again, "Hey, listen up, it's time to solve your problem next, we will pretend to be annoying. The guests go to trouble with that **** Jurota, and you are ready to save the beauty at the right time, so that you can shorten the distance with that guy a little bit?"
"Paper..." Jawsuke showed a touch of emotion, and then switched to the jaw beauty mode again, covering his face shyly, "If I'm not in love right now, I will definitely fall in love with you."
Upon hearing the sound, the three of Yinshi stepped back in an instant, knelt down and bowed their heads at the same time, begging in a low voice, "Please bypass us for a lifetime."
...
The Gintoki trio and Chinosuke sat on the deck, waiting for the named Jurota to arrive.
Yin Shi held his hand and tapped his finger with his fingers impatiently. As for why he was impatient, the deck that Yin Shi was waiting for was Jiang Cheng. At this time, beside Jiang Cheng were several beautiful young ladies who were very gorgeously dressed. In other words, it looks like a rich person.
"Hey, why haven't you seen you in this store?" A young lady asked blushing in a low voice.
"Why? Are you so interested in my private life?" Jiang Cheng chuckled lightly, then stretched out his index finger to pick up the girl's chin, "That's not okay, guest."
"Yeah~~! Premium Chinese liquor is added!!" The young lady exclaimed to the waiter beside her in excitement.
...
"Why is this guy so proficient?" Yin Shi sipped disdainfully, and said impatiently, "and why is that woman not here yet? Can you come soon? Can you take this idiot away quickly? ?!"
"It's great, Jiang Chengsang seems to have found his own vocation." Xin Bahao pushed the glasses on his face, and muttered blankly.
"Silver sauce, can I order some wine and food Aru?" Kagura raised his hand and shouted.
"Shut up, today is not here to play." Yin Shi replied.
"But why can Uncle Uncle play?" Kagura wondered, "Is it because of the clothes Aru? Can I play with that kind of clothes? Then I too..."
"I said the mission is not here to play! Bastard!" Yin Shi couldn't help but exclaimed.
At this time, Jiang Cheng behind Yinshi had already emptied the wallets of the third wave of guests. At this time, Jiang Cheng has just welcomed the fourth wave of guests.
"Welcome to Gao Tianyuan, this beautiful lady." Jiang Cheng introduced herself without looking up, "I am Gao Tianyuan's part-time NO.1 cowboy, K..."
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Cheng inadvertently found that the guest in front of him seemed a bit familiar...
"That...Why are you here, Yueyue?" Jiang Cheng asked with his eyes twitching blankly.
"I just want to see how Yoshihara's Night King works hard," Yueyong stood in front of Jiang Cheng, looking at Jiang Cheng condescendingly and replied, without any emotion in his voice, "It's really rare, how do you usually look at it. Wouldn't you have this kind of self-motivated?"
"I think you have misunderstood," Jiang Cheng raised his head and snorted with his hands in his arms. "I just came to help when I heard that my friend's shop was not staffed enough. Don't get me wrong."
"Hey—" Yueyong deliberately dragged the tone, "Is that right?"
"Yeah." Jiang Cheng nodded as if holding a chicken in his hand and pecking at the rice.
But shortly afterwards, a few kunai greeted Jiang Cheng's forehead.
"Baihua doesn't have enough manpower, why don't we see you for help?!" Yue Yongbai cursed with her eyes open, and then directly raised Jiang Cheng who had passed out and turned around and left.
After seeing this scene, the crazy dead man who was accompanying the guests smiled awkwardly and stood up to explain to Jiang Cheng, but Yue Yong glared at him just as he stood up. In the end, the crazy dead man chose to sit down honestly. Down. After all, not everyone is like Jiang Cheng who can receive so many kunwu and be like a okay person.
Looking at Jiang Cheng, who was dragged by Yue Yong further and further behind him, Yin Shi's expression eased a lot: "Ah, I feel much better~"
"Jiang Chengsang is also very hard at ordinary times..." Xin Ba Hao murmured.
At this moment, Jurota, who had just accompanied the guests at the table, finally arrived in front of the booth where Gintoki and others were sitting.
"Thanks for naming, I'm Jurota." Jurota bowed slightly and said with a smile.
The three of Yinshi looked at each other at the same time and nodded secretly.
...
On the other side, just as Yue Yong dragged Jiang Cheng out of the gate of Gao Tianyuan, she met Xixiang who was standing in a corner and holding her hands.
"Where is the jaw beautiful?" Xixiang asked Jiang Cheng, who was still pretending to be dizzy on the ground, holding his hand in his hand.
"Trust them," Jiang Cheng said with a chuckle, standing up, holding his hands and closing his eyes, "what they should do they know."
"Suga..." Xixiang nodded, "Why did Jiangzi keep your eyes closed? And why are there so many kunai on your forehead? Jiangzi, do you like that?"
"Who is Jiang Zi!" Jiang Cheng cursed with a burst of blue veins, but his eyes never opened. "Of course I closed my eyes because I was afraid of seeing your face spit out, bastard!"
"It's still so ruthless~"
"Don't say such disgusting words!" Jiang Cheng scolded, then turned around and threw up directly, Σ_(???」∠) vomit...
At this moment, the three of Yinshi also walked out of Gao Tianyuan's gate and noticed Xixiang not far away.
The three of them slowly walked over and stopped in front of Xixiang.
"What did you do to that child?" Xixiang asked, holding his hand.
"I didn't do anything," Yin Shi dug his nostrils and replied nonchalantly, "It's all what Jaimei wants, we just supported him (her?) behind him a little bit."
"You... should know?" Xixiang looked straight at Yin Shi's face and continued with a solemn expression. "The love affair of a ladyboy is just hopeless love. If the other party is an ordinary cowboy, Not to mention. What if you hurt the child because of these unnecessary things? You don’t have the naive idea that they can communicate smoothly, do you?"
"Don't worry," Yin Shi waved his hand, "Jaw Beauty is now more like a girl than a real girl. In love, girls often just let their fantasy expand in their hearts when they look at men."
As he said, Yin Shi pointed to Jiang Cheng who was still holding on to the wall and vomiting, "In reality, men are basically the same as him. They are all so filthy. Not only use women to play with women, but also the attitude of life to the body. The smell is so disgusting. So, after Jawmei sees what Jurota really looks like, his illusions will be disillusioned."
"In this case, that guy will also realize that he must live for a new tomorrow."
After listening, Xixiang didn't say anything, but Yue Yong on the side was thoughtful.
"That... wait," Jiang Cheng wiped the saliva from his mouth, turned his head to look at Xiang Yinshi's expressionless retort, "You were just taking me as an example, right? Bastard! Why did you use me as an example? Example? No matter where you look at it, I am a perfect man, right!"
"No, you are already rotten." Yin Shi replied without hesitation, "the body, including the mind, is rotten!"
After listening, Jiang Cheng's face was violent again, and then he was about to pounce on Yin Shi in anger, but before he had time to do it, Yue Yong preempted Jiang Cheng to put two kunai on the back of Jiang Cheng's head again.
Jiang Cheng is on the street.
Then, after Yue Yong greeted everyone, holding his cigarette in his mouth, dragging Jiang Cheng's back collar and leaving without turning back.
"My love affair is also over..." Xixiang murmured while looking at Jiang Cheng's back.
"Huh?!!!" The three of Yinshi instantly retreated a few steps, and all of them looked at Xixiang in horror.
"What a powerful man, it's the first time in my life to be repaired so fiercely." Xixiang murmured with a chuckle.
"Wait...Huh?! Huh!!!" Yin Shi and others were full of sweat.
"Goodbye." After saying that, Xixiang turned around and left, leaving only the Yin Shis who were still in situ and hadn't reacted.
...
The next day, the streets of Edo.
"It's great! New game!" Jiang Cheng shouted excitedly while holding the newly bought game, "Great! Thank you, Yueyue!"
"Anyway, I won't go to those places in the future, and I just bought it because you can't stand it." Yue Yong glanced at Jiang Cheng who was as excited as a child and said lightly.
"Don't worry, I am no longer the me who I was yesterday." Jiang Cheng hummed and said, "Today I have surpassed yesterday's me! In my mind, Yueyue you are like a god! Okasan!"
"Who is you Okasan!" Yue Yongbai scolded, "If I had a son like you, I would have been mad at you!"
"Since you can't change, then you can only accept it!" Jiang Cheng criticized with a serious face, "Don't give up the hope of life! Okasan!"
"Only I don't want to be said by you, bastard!" Yue Yong said with a white eye.
But at this moment ~www.readwn.com~ Jiang Xing suddenly discovered something incredible, rubbed his eyes and looked in front of Yue Yong again.
"What's the matter?" Yue Yong asked, and at the same time, Jiang Cheng looked over.
I saw Higashimi clinging to Jurota's shoulders pretentiously, and the two exuded a strong and strange atmosphere of love. Passers-by evaded upon seeing this...
At this time, the Wanshiwu trio also came to Jiang Cheng's side.
"That... that is..." Jiang Cheng expressionlessly pointed at Jurota and Dongmi not far away and looked at Gin Shizuo.
The three nodded blankly at the same time.
"You guys... are really amazing..." Jiang Cheng gave Yin Shi a thumbs up blankly.
(End of this article)
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